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Gormo mentioned in the previous thread that he dunt like duck. What foods could you easily never eat again/could not live without?
Alt:
Birthdays. In honour of McBunned, worst party you've ever been to?
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:47, 155 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Gormo mentioned in the previous thread that he dunt like duck. What foods could you easily never eat again/could not live without?
Alt:
Birthdays. In honour of McBunned, worst party you've ever been to?
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:47, 155 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Meat and other animal-derived products
Alt: The Conservative party, liddlebidapoliticstherelaydeesangennelmen
*doubleseats*
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Alt: The Conservative party, liddlebidapoliticstherelaydeesangennelmen
*doubleseats*
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Yes, gave it up shortly before my school French exchange when I was 13
And then again just after.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)
And then again just after.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Most french food was traditionally peasant food; shit cuts of meat cooked for ages.
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I'm going to get a yummy lush salad with quinoa brown rice artichoke hearts and japanese cabage. It costs £15 don't you know.
Alt: POST IT ON QOTW. It's falling apart over there.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Alt: POST IT ON QOTW. It's falling apart over there.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
I could go the rest of my life without salmon.
It's not that I don't like it, more that I'd almost always rather eat something else. I just don't get what the fuss is about.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)
It's not that I don't like it, more that I'd almost always rather eat something else. I just don't get what the fuss is about.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)
I like the slightly smoked fillets you can get
They have a lot of flavour
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)
They have a lot of flavour
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I don't know what I do that he finds so terrible offensive. It's rather odd.
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( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Nah you're alright really
I don't think he likes your bird though
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I don't think he likes your bird though
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:06, Reply)
i think he probably found out that i've got irish and french heritage from a few generations ago, plus possibly a rogue jewish great great grandfather, depending on which family rumours one listens to
and it upset him
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
and it upset him
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
It's simple enough either not to read the posts from people you don't like or not to reply, rather than ignore them but continue to post 'satirical' replies showing how not upset you are.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
he's
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:14, Reply)
whilst normally i am quite happy for you to mock him
in this case, you are incorrect.
he has massive cow-like eyes with very long girly eyelashes.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
in this case, you are incorrect.
he has massive cow-like eyes with very long girly eyelashes.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
you're missing a trick here, calling him a paedo
you could insult both of us in one go, if you thought about it.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)
you could insult both of us in one go, if you thought about it.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)
EVEN WITH MY MASSIVE EYES I STILL CAN'T FIT YOU INTO MY FRAME OF VISION BECAUSE YOU'RE A FAT GINGER CUNT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
yeah
i'll be working late and he'll be "celebrating" with lemmy, if you know what i mean, and i think you do...
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
i'll be working late and he'll be "celebrating" with lemmy, if you know what i mean, and i think you do...
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE UPSET PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE TWO POINT ZERO NOW HAHAHAHA
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)
What's wrong with being upset?
It's pretty upsetting how fucking boring everyone is on b3ta.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
It's pretty upsetting how fucking boring everyone is on b3ta.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
but it's easy for you
if you want maximum upset, you only need a mirror.
it's harder for the rest of us beautiful-looking people.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)
if you want maximum upset, you only need a mirror.
it's harder for the rest of us beautiful-looking people.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)
so we went to the hamster shop on saturday
she picked one that's sort of palomino coloured, cream/gold/gingery
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
she picked one that's sort of palomino coloured, cream/gold/gingery
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
sounds standard
I want a black hamster. I'd call him 'Professor Squeak'.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I want a black hamster. I'd call him 'Professor Squeak'.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
they had black ones
and dusty grey ones, and ginger and white ones.
i will admit its little face was quite cute. but why do they need such gigantic bollocks to drag around behind them?
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
and dusty grey ones, and ginger and white ones.
i will admit its little face was quite cute. but why do they need such gigantic bollocks to drag around behind them?
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
You have one big eyebrow that meets your receeding hairline just above the ear on both sides.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
I'm good for nothing in the morning without a nice steaming cup a joe and beetroot textures on toast
Sprouts, twinkies, BBQ sauce and peanut butter can all fuck off.
Alt: Every single one I've had to take my kids to. I've only got another three yeasr to go before I can wave good bye to them and shitawful nativity plays.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Sprouts, twinkies, BBQ sauce and peanut butter can all fuck off.
Alt: Every single one I've had to take my kids to. I've only got another three yeasr to go before I can wave good bye to them and shitawful nativity plays.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
I got stung by a bee the other day
Twenty quid for a jar of honey.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Twenty quid for a jar of honey.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:13, Reply)
is it true that eating local honey helps hayfever?
i've heard this, but don't know anyone who's tried it.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
i've heard this, but don't know anyone who's tried it.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
But seriously, you're an educated woman right? I mean you're not a fully fledged retard or anything are you?
Because its total bollocks and anyone with half a brain should realise that.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Because its total bollocks and anyone with half a brain should realise that.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
The idea is that you expose yourself to the pollen in a more stable form
so your body doesn't reject it in powder form.
I believe that it can help.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
so your body doesn't reject it in powder form.
I believe that it can help.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Utter crap,
Bee's don't collect the pollens that are the main cause of hay fever.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Bee's don't collect the pollens that are the main cause of hay fever.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Lunch was homemade beef bourguignon
with some roasted new potatoes from the canteen.
Apparently I should eat avocado to increase my good cholesterol but I dunno, it's a bit rank. Not sure if just adding a dollop of guacamole to everything is the answer.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
with some roasted new potatoes from the canteen.
Apparently I should eat avocado to increase my good cholesterol but I dunno, it's a bit rank. Not sure if just adding a dollop of guacamole to everything is the answer.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
What happened to your internet chick mate? Manage any fishy fingers ?? eh eh
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
i hate avocado
also, it's really high in calories. for a fruit. fuck that nasty shit.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
also, it's really high in calories. for a fruit. fuck that nasty shit.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I could not live without marmite
I could live without all fish
alt: Boston tea, i took hobnobs and everything and they just...they just went CRAZY
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
I could live without all fish
alt: Boston tea, i took hobnobs and everything and they just...they just went CRAZY
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Apparently
If you mix marmite with water and sugar, it tastes just like coke.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
If you mix marmite with water and sugar, it tastes just like coke.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Hey pal, the other kids are saying you're upset. Are you upset? Tell uncle Gayham.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:31, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:31, Reply)
Very upset unc
They called me dull and racist. If they are prepared to say sorry, then I will un-ignore them.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:35, Reply)
They called me dull and racist. If they are prepared to say sorry, then I will un-ignore them.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Nah don't bother, if i want to read posts by a try hard I've got Landlord Best Troll as my go to guy.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Donald trump Retweeted that?
I looked at his twitter and he says some weird shit anyway.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
I looked at his twitter and he says some weird shit anyway.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:42, Reply)
Can we have a quick roll-call of everyone that is upset today, I've lost track
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:55, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 13:55, Reply)
i never normally get upset, but...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ttcnZa4C8
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ttcnZa4C8
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)
if you'd clicked the link
you'd see that's slightly funnier than you meant it to be.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)
you'd see that's slightly funnier than you meant it to be.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)
I can't be bothered signing in and out to check, you'll have to ask baggsy if I'm upset for me.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Any chance you could make that a bit bigger *
*phrases I have been asked on a date*
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
*phrases I have been asked on a date*
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
There's a popped collar at the other end of that picture, fo' sho'
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I'm not taking a photo of my feet.
My colleagues might catch me and think I'm some sort of fucking weirdo.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
My colleagues might catch me and think I'm some sort of fucking weirdo.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
There is only one colour for socks and thats blue
sorry to be the bearer an all that
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
sorry to be the bearer an all that
( , Mon 29 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
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