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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh Cranley, Well, you drank and you gave us porn, you see
But you got modded away, oh Cranley
Well, you sobered up and started lurking, oh Cranley
You couldn't stay away, oh Cranley
Why stay if it only makes you angry
Oh Cranley
Also Nakers is a bent spastic.
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Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:11,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Okay, I had to go 'out' for a couple of hours.What the shuddering cock has been going on here?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:16,
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Frankly, I wouldn't mind things going tits. Tits are a good thing.DONT MAKE TITS BAD SPORTO DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
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Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:18,
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They're essentially big wobbly bits of fat.How come that's attractive on a chest, but not on a gunt?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:20,
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Gunts don't have nipples.Paradoxically, if they did, they'd be even more unattractive. Oh, I don't know, b3th, it's magic alright?
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Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:23,
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Not true Sometimes they are small, jiggly bits of fat and they are awe-inspiring.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:23,
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Not to me they're not.Possibly, maybe probably, because I don't have to live with the cunts.
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Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:20,
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floppy, down to your knees, crusty nipples, spaniel ears, tits(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:23,
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Someone swung their mod hammer.Cranley appeared last night, probably drunk, definitely posting scat pics.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:18,
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Long story short, Meatsnake has been getting passive-aggressively moddedby Cranley texting swipe to ask him to delete stuff.
Because he's lurking like a big, wet, girly-knickered Doris.
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Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:18,
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I imagine he's probably wanking himself into a frenzy at the thought of the power.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:20,
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Real names! Deletion! Lurking! Text messages! Barry Manilow! (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:18,
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She's rising, like a phoenix from the ashes. Oh glorious day. He has not forsaken us.
639 is here
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and a 400+ post thread. GONE! NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:24,
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so, right, all it means is that meaty just needs to get someone else to post that stuff, someone who has no offline contact with Swipe(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
No, it means that [SOMEONE] needs to grow upand stop crying
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Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:30,
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I don't think he cares that much (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:31,
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Doesn't want his missus getting nagged at, I guess.Given the alleged quality of Cranley's texts, I can't say that I blame him.
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Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:28,
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#bitchtits #yaafi #YOUGINGERCUNT(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:30,
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pretty sure that a battleaxe like Gill can stand up to ol' foamo's ranty textsEither that or just ignore them.
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Patron makes me feeeeeel goooooood(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:53,
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pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease read my blogpleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:58,
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pllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help me get into marketing, i can't be a compliance drone forever(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:03,
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I can't believe you bullied meato into carrying out Cranlo's demands(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)
yeah......... not all relationships involve bullying, you beast(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:42,
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i wishthey got a nice long lunch today and then bugger off at 5
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:08,
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bit.ly/1eenbQt
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:02,
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Now, Im no maths genius, but I'd say this was more than 7 replies(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:49,
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Nah I'm still confused, am I allowed to laugh at craners bedsit suicide or not.Stunned poster?
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Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:25,
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Only if he doesn't have your phone number(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:29,
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You can mod my posts, but you can never take my freedom *!!*possibly subject to the cranhammer
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who's girlfriend do I need to text to get all this lot deleted?b3ta.com/search/answers?q=crossley
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Is any of this interesting?Just a quick yes or no please - I'm not wading through all the shite and I've got a taxi coming at half six.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:00,
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A shite TV show from the 80's. I need to get dressed now. A boiler suit I think.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:09,
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Taking me to a movie like this is about as exciting as saying "let's fuck"(, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:12, Reply)
Don't bother.You're too late to make an apology.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:26,
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