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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh Cranley,
Well, you drank and you gave us porn, you see
But you got modded away, oh Cranley
Well, you sobered up and started lurking, oh Cranley
You couldn't stay away, oh Cranley
Why stay if it only makes you angry
Oh Cranley

Also Nakers is a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:11, 62 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
*golf claps*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)
*wipes a salty tear away*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:14, Reply)
Just call it cum like the rest of us, please.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Okay, I had to go 'out' for a couple of hours.
What the shuddering cock has been going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
Oh b3th, its all gone tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Frankly, I wouldn't mind things going tits. Tits are a good thing.
DONT MAKE TITS BAD SPORTO DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Tits are extremely overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
LIES!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
They're essentially big wobbly bits of fat.
How come that's attractive on a chest, but not on a gunt?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Gunts don't have nipples.
Paradoxically, if they did, they'd be even more unattractive. Oh, I don't know, b3th, it's magic alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
I have magic tits?
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Not true
Sometimes they are small, jiggly bits of fat and they are awe-inspiring.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Not to me they're not.
Possibly, maybe probably, because I don't have to live with the cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
floppy, down to your knees, crusty nipples, spaniel ears, tits

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Leave b3th alone!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:26, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Someone swung their mod hammer.
Cranley appeared last night, probably drunk, definitely posting scat pics.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
Long story short, Meatsnake has been getting passive-aggressively modded
by Cranley texting swipe to ask him to delete stuff.

Because he's lurking like a big, wet, girly-knickered Doris.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
I imagine he's probably wanking himself into a frenzy at the thought of the power.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Real names! Deletion! Lurking! Text messages! Barry Manilow!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)
#garrycranilow

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Awww, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Tweetin dis

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
She's rising, like a phoenix from the ashes.
Oh glorious day. He has not forsaken us.


639 is here
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)
and a 400+ post thread. GONE! NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
maybe meaty should MTFU and 'just say no' to the deletion requests

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Delete this please

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)
so, right, all it means is that meaty just needs to get someone else to post that stuff, someone who has no offline contact with Swipe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
No, it means that [SOMEONE] needs to grow up
and stop crying
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
'grow up'?
Is this another height gag?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
I don't think he cares that much

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Doesn't want his missus getting nagged at, I guess.
Given the alleged quality of Cranley's texts, I can't say that I blame him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:28, Reply)
#bitchtits #yaafi #YOUGINGERCUNT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
pretty sure that a battleaxe like Gill can stand up to ol' foamo's ranty texts
Either that or just ignore them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
His decision, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
I ain't afraid of no dwarf

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Patron makes me feeeeeel goooooood

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
WHO YOU GONNA TEXT
MEATOS GIRLFRIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease read my blog
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:58, Reply)
^ upset and Cranley by proxy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:00, Reply)
pllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee help me get into marketing, i can't be a compliance drone forever

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
still upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:06, Reply)
i would be too, if i were you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
I can't believe you bullied meato into carrying out Cranlo's demands

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:10, Reply)
yeah......... not all relationships involve bullying, you beast

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
yours does.
Poor Paul, his terror is palpable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Eh, but your a para legal...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:07, Reply)
i wish
they got a nice long lunch today and then bugger off at 5
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)

bit.ly/1eenbQt
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
That doesn't rhyme or metre

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Oh, fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
3 years wasted at uni^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Fixed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:52, Reply)
neither does YD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:41, Reply)
Now, Im no maths genius, but I'd say this was more than 7 replies

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
You must be mistaken

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Mine says 9 replies.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Now it's 10.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
I thought he was misssingle now?

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Oh, Bill :'(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Nah I'm still confused, am I allowed to laugh at craners bedsit suicide or not.
Stunned poster?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
Only if he doesn't have your phone number

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:29, Reply)
He's got mine, imma text swipe and ask for her legal opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
You can mod my posts, but you can never take my freedom *!!
*possibly subject to the cranhammer
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
NFSE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
who's girlfriend do I need to text to get all this lot deleted?
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=crossley
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Is any of this interesting?
Just a quick yes or no please - I'm not wading through all the shite and I've got a taxi coming at half six.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
alright m8
I'm in north bar if you fancy a pint.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Going to Keighley tonight

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
sexy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
If you're a taxi driver

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
what's moonlighting?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:07, Reply)
A shite TV show from the 80's.
I need to get dressed now. A boiler suit I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
Taking me to a movie like this is about as exciting as saying "let's fuck"

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:12, Reply)
Don't bother.
You're too late to make an apology.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
She's never going to pick up the phone

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)
#FISH

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 18:38, Reply)

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