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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Permathread alertIn light of the Ms Shenanigans/McBeef love affair, suggest an ideal partner for a b3tan
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DON'T DELETE THIS PLEASE.
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...and then I truly felt like death
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:06,
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latest was 11 years ago)
NopeI just wanted some decent tales of over-excess, malady, etc.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:08,
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Isn't it obvious?Swipe and Dozer. Sorry Meaters.
Alt: Some cunt will, you watch.
AltAlt: Well you did get married, didn't you? Silly Sporters.
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They can delete the sub-threads, but not the entire thing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:12,
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In fucking light of fucking what????(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:10,
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I dont think they are fucking just yetI reckon beefers has just had a dry hump and maybe a bit of sticky fingers
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You reckon wrong sugartits(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:14,
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Fingers and tops then a slap(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:14,
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I still get my missus with itI am not sure she still finds it funny
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I always try to shoehorn a good HONKA in with the phrase"I bet x feels a right tit"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:24,
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You've been out of the game a fair while I'm guessing(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:12,
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b3th and Edjogsalt: deletion is for winners
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:10,
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I can't believe Dr Bear Pookie strung us along for that long :(... and then I felt like death
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:11,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2306698
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:26,
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Dozer and b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=22537
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:13,
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well it's only natural, after Grace, he'd want to go up a size.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:15,
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Yeah but his lot use bums as fannies so his idea of normal might be a bit off
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I think my ideal partner would be MakepeaceI can see it now Bonzo and Makepeace the TV rights will be millions, If only there was someone connected.
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Altalt: I went out for a couple of bevvies that ended up taking a shedload of cheap whizz and drinking pints of JD + coke. I woke up stuck to the lino of the shared student house by my own vomit...
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Fonzwe would do motorbike stunts and be inappropriately old to be hanging round with teenagers
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Makepeace was HOTAltAlt:
Thank you - first proper neet oot story
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:21,
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Who's running the fake Purple Doris account that pops up from time to time?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:35,
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Headphone chat!i need some new headphones, probably over the ear type, noise cancelling. anyone got any suggestions of decent brands?
and no I don't want "beats by Dr Dre" to got with my popped collar
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:34,
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I would suggest not getting over the ear type unless you want to look like a fucking mug.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:36,
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oh, right...what should I get then?te in ear ones don't stay in, hook ones are for jogging pricks.
Maybe I'll get some retro sponge ones like from the 80's that'd be well kewl
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:37,
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Just don't get beats or those bent square Marshall ones(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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It's a flm quote....'luv'(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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i've had 4 sets on in ear locking ones, which were greatm, aside from the fact that they always broke(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:38,
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That's because they're made for people with rather greater dexterity than a chimp.(
Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:39,
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it's the wires, they split after a period of timeakshully
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:41,
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I can't say I've ever had that problemand, seeing as I do in fact have greater motor co-ordination than an angry gorilla, I can only assume that you, in fact, are the problem.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:42,
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Have you thought about getting Beats by Dr DreThey will go with your popped collar
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Alright povvo calm downI thought you wanted good headphones, not shit.
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Peej, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:45,
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yeah, but what have they done to them that could possibly justify that price?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:46,
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I got given some skullcandy headphones once. Fucking shit, right ear stopped working after a day and the other a couple of days later.
So yeh, buy some of them.
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Peej, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:43,
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I have heard that people can sometimes lose their hearing after a blow to the headAre you sure it wasn't that ?
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I used to be big fans of Sinehouzer 'm' series in-ear ones, but found I was replacing them every 9 months because the cable wasn't good.But now I got an AKG 451, and they're so much better. I miss being able to stuff them in my pocket like in-ear, but the sound/comfortablity of them are so much better.
www.amazon.co.uk/AKG-High-Performance-Foldable-Headset-In-Line/dp/B005LBQ7BY
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:03,
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yeah I comtemplating these, they have good reviews and seem like a batrgin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:32,
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Sweet, the wire is replaceable too, which is great for mongz (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:34,
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No way do you have enough hair for a top knot love(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:40,
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I used to sometimes wear a variant of the top knot when I had long hair.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:43,
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Still at least he wasn't in his 40s when he was doing it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:04,
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it looks lovely on montymeatsnake looks lovely now.
everyone's happy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 15:16,
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Fine, I was trying to be nice but you can take your "I guess" and shove it up your arse you shit haired git.(
Peej, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:41,
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No is a lovely sentiment, if a little out of the blue.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:42,
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out of the blue and into your poothat's what he's hoping for
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:43,
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I have no idea what Froggles looks like or what his hair is like.(
Peej, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:44,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:46,
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Delete this please. Don't make me text your wife.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 14:50,
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I've decided that the world wouldn't be a lesser place without everyone I wqork withI've not taken this decision lightly. I've pondered and er, fucken mulled and I can come to no other conclusion. They are fucking idiots. They won't be missed. They can die. A few of them give me a vague lob-on but it's really not enough. It's for the greater good
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