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	 There was a bee hiding in my jacket sleeve and it stung me as I introduced my arm to the garment. I've never been stung before so on the one hand it was an exciting new experience, on the other hand it quite literally 'stung' ha ha lol
	There was a bee hiding in my jacket sleeve and it stung me as I introduced my arm to the garment. I've never been stung before so on the one hand it was an exciting new experience, on the other hand it quite literally 'stung' ha ha lol
 	How are you? Good evening.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:15,
	
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latest was 11 years ago)
 
	 Good evening.
	Good evening.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:18,
	
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	 Good BEEvening more like!
	Good BEEvening more like!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:20,
	
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	 Evening Meat
	Evening Meat
 	Sorry to hear about your sting and all that, don't let it get you down yeah?
	(
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:25,
	
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	 Cheers Bill, just trying to get on with my life, y'know?
	Cheers Bill, just trying to get on with my life, y'know?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:43,
	
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	 Poor thing died. It rips out its very anus.
	Poor thing died. It rips out its very anus.
 	I only bin stung once. Rolled over one at a playgroup. The woman who ran it had to pull it out my arm with tweezers as the venom pumped in.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:30,
	
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	 this explains the homosexuality
	this explains the homosexuality
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:34,
	
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	 So how many bees stung you?
	So how many bees stung you?
 	You flailing mincer.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:40,
	
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	 I believe he's asexual Jaysums. If anything he could join your LGBT gang.
	I believe he's asexual Jaysums. If anything he could join your LGBT gang.
 	Treat him gently.
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:45,
	
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	 you wish, faggot
	you wish, faggot
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:45,
	
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	 I wouldn't touch you or your ego with Crossleys.
	I wouldn't touch you or your ego with Crossleys.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:02,
	
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	 MODS CRANHAMMER THIS BLATANT ABUSER OF REAL NAME POSTING RULES FOUND IN THE FAQ PROBABLY
	MODS CRANHAMMER THIS BLATANT ABUSER OF REAL NAME POSTING RULES FOUND IN THE FAQ PROBABLY
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:16,
	
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	 I still put it outside just in case he recovered
	I still put it outside just in case he recovered 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:44,
	
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	 No anaphylactic reaction? :(((
	No anaphylactic reaction? :(((
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:32,
	
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	 Totes fine broski, I ent no bender
	Totes fine broski, I ent no bender
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:43,
	
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	 at work
	at work
 	this sucks
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:51,
	
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	 haha!
	haha!
 	Silly cow.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:52,
	
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	 Tosser.
	Tosser.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:55,
	
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	 how are the budgies??????????
	how are the budgies??????????
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:55,
	
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	 Loud. Jenny is more outgoing, Jimmy is a bit subdued. She nicks his grapes, and is shoutier than him.
	Loud. Jenny is more outgoing, Jimmy is a bit subdued. She nicks his grapes, and is shoutier than him. 
 	Hopefully, he will become less bent, the longer he's here.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:01,
	
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	 There were 2 African Greys in the house I used to live with. one bullied the other to death.
	There were 2 African Greys in the house I used to live with. one bullied the other to death. 
 	When they were separated the bullied one pined even more. The sick fuck.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:04,
	
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	 AFRICAN GAYS MORE LIKE WITH YOUR POO ON THEIR WILLIES
	AFRICAN GAYS MORE LIKE WITH YOUR POO ON THEIR WILLIES
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:06,
	
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	 budgies are cool
	budgies are cool
 	i am glad you got budgies
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:06,
	
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	 They poo a lot, if left out the cage we find little presents everywhere.
	They poo a lot, if left out the cage we find little presents everywhere.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:08,
	
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	 at least it's tiny and dry, not like a dog turd or seagull shit
	at least it's tiny and dry, not like a dog turd or seagull shit
 	just follow them round with a citrus wipe, the room will smell nice, and it'll be sparkling clean.
also they will be shit-scared of the wipe, because it might be a predator that wants to eat their brains.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:17,
	
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	 what can i say? i guess 9-5 for £20k just didn't appeal to me like it did to you
	what can i say? i guess 9-5 for £20k just didn't appeal to me like it did to you
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:55,
	
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	 Jesus if you looked any further down your nose youd be looking up you bum ! Haha bum !! With poo in it ! hah
	Jesus if you looked any further down your nose youd be looking up you bum ! Haha bum !! With poo in it ! hah
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:03,
	
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	 it made dozer run away crying and leave the rest of us to play nicely
	it made dozer run away crying and leave the rest of us to play nicely
 	mission accomplished
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:06,
	
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	 RUN AWAY TO FUCK A CHICKEN MORE LIKE
	RUN AWAY TO FUCK A CHICKEN MORE LIKE
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:07,
	
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	 what a cock
	what a cock
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:08,
	
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	 Is it normal to get three gazes in a row from tim? I'm a bit worried about it all to be honest.
	Is it normal to get three gazes in a row from tim? I'm a bit worried about it all to be honest.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:08,
	
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	 Yes
	Yes
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:10,
	
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	 How do I get my life back?
	How do I get my life back?
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:12,
	
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	 Just don't reply, works for me eventually
	Just don't reply, works for me eventually
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:15,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:11,
	
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	 I'm calling the police the next gaz I get off you mate.
	I'm calling the police the next gaz I get off you mate.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:12,
	
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	 fucken try it
	fucken try it
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:15,
	
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	 aye get tae fuck
	aye get tae fuck
 	Ah wis droapin' a jobbie eh.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:08,
	
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	 it was probably more useful than your general advice
	it was probably more useful than your general advice
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:16,
	
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	 Gutted, I'm 'chillaxing' with Lemmy.
	Gutted, I'm 'chillaxing' with Lemmy.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:56,
	
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	 send him over here, he can write an article for me
	send him over here, he can write an article for me
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:57,
	
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	 He's sleeping on the playstation.
	He's sleeping on the playstation.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:58,
	
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	 stupid bird
	stupid bird
 	playstations is not beds
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:01,
	
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	 Would he like to tweet Jimmy and Jenny?
	Would he like to tweet Jimmy and Jenny?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:03,
	
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	 No.
	No. 
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:04,
	
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	 what do jenny and jimmy eat for breakfast?
	what do jenny and jimmy eat for breakfast?
 	SHREDDED TWEET
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:07,
	
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	 They had seeds, a grape and a bit of apple today.
	They had seeds, a grape and a bit of apple today.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:22,
	
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	 you're getting paid for bjs now?
	you're getting paid for bjs now?
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:56,
	
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	 i'm not YM
	i'm not YM
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:57,
	
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	 no, you're YHCCIYM
	no, you're YHCCIYM
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:00,
	
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	 I have never been stung, how much does it hurt?
	I have never been stung, how much does it hurt?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:00,
	
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	 me neither
	me neither
 	*avoiding bee fives*
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:01,
	
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	 It hurt a lot more than I though it would, sort of spread shooting pains around the incident area. Now it's just feels like a bruise.
	It hurt a lot more than I though it would, sort of spread shooting pains around the incident area. Now it's just feels like a bruise.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:02,
	
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	 Now I'm scared of bees
	Now I'm scared of bees 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:05,
	
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	 Bee, wasp etc stings can be fucking nasty.
	Bee, wasp etc stings can be fucking nasty.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:06,
	
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	 so can ape
	so can ape
 	when he gets on about red setters and bin liners :(
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:08,
	
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	 I'm lovely
	I'm lovely
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:13,
	
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	 You actually do sound very nice. Why does everyone else not agree with this?
	You actually do sound very nice. Why does everyone else not agree with this?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:21,
	
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	 I dunno doc, I'm misunderstood
	I dunno doc, I'm misunderstood 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:24,
	
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	 Sought therapy?
	Sought therapy?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:26,
	
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	 Because internet
	Because internet
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:24,
	
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	 Have you sold your place in f-town?
	Have you sold your place in f-town?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:26,
	
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	 Nope, why?
	Nope, why?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:28,
	
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	 Coz you moved into the half flat?
	Coz you moved into the half flat?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:33,
	
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	 I've been staying here during the week for a few months, go back every other weekend roughly.
	I've been staying here during the week for a few months, go back every other weekend roughly.
 	No point renewing the season ticket as I can pay for the tube as I go for about £30 a week and buy 'weekender' tickets for £30, so even if I went down to f-town every weekend it would still be £65 cheaper per week. Sensible eh?
Probably start thinking about what, if anything, to do with my house in the new year.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:42,
	
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	 I'm just leaving this here mate. 
 	www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-29464446
	I'm just leaving this here mate. 
 	www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-29464446
	(
Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:44,
	
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	 tl;dr but good joke m8 well done well done
	tl;dr but good joke m8 well done well done
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:46,
	
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	 Come on Gayham, you're only 5'9" though
	Come on Gayham, you're only 5'9" though
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 Chix dig my tasselled loafers what can I say
	Chix dig my tasselled loafers what can I say
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:55,
	
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	 You can say something pompous, self aggrandising and hypocritical as a rule.
	You can say something pompous, self aggrandising and hypocritical as a rule.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:00,
	
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	 lolz
	lolz
 	"One of the most interesting findings of the study is that short men actually do less housework in a typical marriage than tall men do - though the study points out delicately, this may be because with tall men, "the nature of their housework is different".
In other words, we are too short to reach the tops of closets where the heavy house cleaning equipment is kept."
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:48,
	
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	 forest moon of endor
	forest moon of endor
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 There's probably a nice load of jobs going for short-arses on the new films.
	There's probably a nice load of jobs going for short-arses on the new films. 
 	It's not all bad.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:57,
	
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	 short for a man is 5'6" and under
	short for a man is 5'6" and under
 	short for a woman is 5'2" and under
tall for a man is 6'2" and over
tall for a woman is 5'9" and over
caring about something as irrelevant as height is retarded in both sexes.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:01,
	
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	 Yey tall!
	Yey tall!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:02,
	
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	 ack, did you even read the last sentence?!
	ack, did you even read the last sentence?!
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:03,
	
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	 Don't need to coz I'm tall you see
	Don't need to coz I'm tall you see
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:05,
	
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	 you aren't 'classically' tall though, you just seem to have a really long neck and no chin
	you aren't 'classically' tall though, you just seem to have a really long neck and no chin
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:10,
	
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	 naked giraffe
	naked giraffe
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:11,
	
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	 You'll get your own back when his wife leaves him rach.
	You'll get your own back when his wife leaves him rach.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15,
	
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	 that won't be for a while yet
	that won't be for a while yet
 	there's still milk in that cow
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:16,
	
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	 Keep your furry perversions out of this
	Keep your furry perversions out of this 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15,
	
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	 omg did you just dozer me?
	omg did you just dozer me?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:17,
	
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	 You got all that from a thumbnail?
	You got all that from a thumbnail?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15,
	
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	 nah i looked at your facebook pics and also made it up
	nah i looked at your facebook pics and also made it up
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:16,
	
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	 Whoa, whoa, easy on the upset sweetheart. I don't make the rules.
	Whoa, whoa, easy on the upset sweetheart. I don't make the rules. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:07,
	
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	 I don't think she took teh time to read my exciting links.
	I don't think she took teh time to read my exciting links. 
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:07,
	
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	 unexpected levels of perspicacity here
	unexpected levels of perspicacity here
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:10,
	
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	 Jumped up dictionary sk8tr prick^
	Jumped up dictionary sk8tr prick^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:16,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	*imagines self on sk8s*
lols some more
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:17,
	
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	 Those two are closer than they like to think.
	Those two are closer than they like to think.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:17,
	
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	 well i declare
	well i declare
 	coming from dozer's bumchum, this is most distressing.
what will he say when he reads what you really think of him?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:22,
	
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	 ha ha 'upset' top webskillzorz
	ha ha 'upset' top webskillzorz
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:09,
	
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 	 the rules   anyone happy
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:10,
	
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 	 the rules   my wife come
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:10,
	
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 	 the rules   any money
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:11,
	
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 	 the rules   any decent posts
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:11,
	
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	 Newsletter disagrees
	Newsletter disagrees
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:13,
	
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	 oh ha ha you are upset on the internet oh no ha ha
	oh ha ha you are upset on the internet oh no ha ha
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:13,
	
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	 You know what
	You know what
 	I think she might be
	(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:14,
	
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	 no one cares what you think
	no one cares what you think
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15,
	
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	 not really! i do, you're a right laugh
	not really! i do, you're a right laugh
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:15,
	
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	 Sensible is sexeh
	Sensible is sexeh
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:45,
	
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	 women love a practical and thrifty man
	women love a practical and thrifty man
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:47,
	
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	 Rent it out to illegal immigrants, that'll pull in a few quid.
	Rent it out to illegal immigrants, that'll pull in a few quid.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:48,
	
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	 I know you're into tax avoidance and paying your thick staff ca$h to help keep HM Treasury in the red but some of us do things above board in an honourable and honest way yeah
	I know you're into tax avoidance and paying your thick staff ca$h to help keep HM Treasury in the red but some of us do things above board in an honourable and honest way yeah
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:50,
	
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	 That's me
	That's me
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:52,
	
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	 Good lad.
	Good lad.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:53,
	
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	 If you pay all your taxes, you're a life failure.
	If you pay all your taxes, you're a life failure. 
 	
	(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:54,
	
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	 Paye doesn't offer enough opportunities it's true.
	Paye doesn't offer enough opportunities it's true.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:56,
	
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	 I've just been described as atypical.
	I've just been described as atypical.
 	Im having that.
Atypical BENDER more like!
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:10,
	
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	 If you turn the volume up on those deaf aids you would've heard 'a fucking potato head' better.
	If you turn the volume up on those deaf aids you would've heard 'a fucking potato head' better. 
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:15,
	
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	 It makes them deaf.
	It makes them deaf.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:23,
	
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	 Fuck off pookie
	Fuck off pookie
 	
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:39,
	
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	 I got a +
	I got a +
 	
	(
katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:40,
	
Reply)
 
	 Hi.
	Hi. 
 	Yerr.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:17,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:18,
	
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	 Yerr.
	Yerr. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:22,
	
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	 alright mate
	alright mate
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:19,
	
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	 Your bee woes are in my prayers.
	Your bee woes are in my prayers. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:22,
	
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	 Thanks pal, just 100 more 'likes' and someone will donate $10000 or something
	Thanks pal, just 100 more 'likes' and someone will donate $10000 or something
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:24,
	
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	 I've shared this.
	I've shared this. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:33,
	
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	 I knew you were a trufriend ,  97% of people didn't like and share.  Shocking really.
	I knew you were a trufriend ,  97% of people didn't like and share.  Shocking really. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:45,
	
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	 Alright sparky?
	Alright sparky?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:21,
	
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	 Alright Apey.
	Alright Apey. 
 	What's the news of the week? I've not been around muchn
at week
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:24,
	
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	 Battered had a bertdown but it was disappointing
	Battered had a bertdown but it was disappointing 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:29,
	
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	 Oh,  what did he do?
	Oh,  what did he do? 
 	Insult folk? Post porn?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:32,
	
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	 Bingo!
	Bingo!
 	Gay scat porn
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:34,
	
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	 Where did he get Gay scat porn?
	Where did he get Gay scat porn? 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:35,
	
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	 External hard drive
	External hard drive 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:36,
	
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	 Bonkers.
	Bonkers. 
 	Have we got a sweepstake on his next return visit?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:38,
	
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	 I feel he's gone now, with a wimper
	I feel he's gone now, with a wimper
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:39,
	
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	 no jaysum is still here
	no jaysum is still here
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:41,
	
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	 He's probably just stepped  and will be back to 'delete'  his account again in meltdown style instead of just leaving it alone for a bit.
	He's probably just stepped  and will be back to 'delete'  his account again in meltdown style instead of just leaving it alone for a bit. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:42,
	
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	 how are les chiens?????
	how are les chiens?????
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:26,
	
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	 Small and fluffy. And they hate the rain.
	Small and fluffy. And they hate the rain. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:31,
	
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	 Hey guys, look over here <<<<
	Hey guys, look over here <<<<
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:18,
	
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	 oh it's a long necked chinless man with mr men shoes
	oh it's a long necked chinless man with mr men shoes
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:19,
	
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	 H8ter^
	H8ter^
 	You'll be sad when me and Swipey Are living it up in NYC
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:20,
	
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	 i threatened him with this yesterday
	i threatened him with this yesterday
 	he said, "pffft, ape wouldn't really go."
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:21,
	
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	 Totes would, always wanted to
	Totes would, always wanted to
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:22,
	
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	 You haven't met Swipe though, she's fucking hard work, you'd regret it
	You haven't met Swipe though, she's fucking hard work, you'd regret it
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:24,
	
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	 STOP TRYING TO PUT HIM OFF
	STOP TRYING TO PUT HIM OFF
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:25,
	
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	 You are though
	You are though
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:30,
	
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	 Soz my deejay days are over
	Soz my deejay days are over
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:43,
	
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	 Sad times
	Sad times
 	When will we get to hear your radio 1 endorsed 12"
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:46,
	
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	 When we learn the identity of your celebrity friends. Friend.
	When we learn the identity of your celebrity friends. Friend. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:47,
	
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	 Which ones?
	Which ones?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:48,
	
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	 ALL OF THEM WITH PICS OF YOU HAVING FUN TOGETHER AND DRINKING PIMMS
	ALL OF THEM WITH PICS OF YOU HAVING FUN TOGETHER AND DRINKING PIMMS
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:49,
	
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	 I must get onto Monty about that surprise-o-meter he sold to me
	I must get onto Monty about that surprise-o-meter he sold to me 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:26,
	
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	 I ent carrying her around Manhattan
	I ent carrying her around Manhattan 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:26,
	
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	 over there though she's merely of average weight
	over there though she's merely of average weight
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:35,
	
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	 250 replies secures the loldelete btw
	250 replies secures the loldelete btw
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:48,
	
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	 sounds
	sounds
 	
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	 like
	like
 	
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	 a
	a
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:50,
	
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	 pretty
	pretty
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:50,
	
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	 fair
	fair
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:50,
	
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	 and
	and
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:50,
	
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	 reasonable
	reasonable
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:50,
	
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	 target
	target
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:51,
	
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	 to
	to
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:51,
	
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	 aim
	aim
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:51,
	
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	 for
	for
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:51,
	
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	 to
	to
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:51,
	
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	 me
	me
 	
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	 old
	old
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:52,
	
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	 chap
	chap
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:52,
	
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	 seeing
	seeing
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:52,
	
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	 as
	as
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:52,
	
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	 most
	most
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:53,
	
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	 of
	of
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:53,
	
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	 the
	the
 	
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	 clusters
	clusters
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:54,
	
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	 of
	of
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:54,
	
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	 posts
	posts
 	
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	 above
	above
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:54,
	
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	 yours
	yours
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:54,
	
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	 are
	are
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:54,
	
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	 pointless
	pointless
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:55,
	
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	 and
	and
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:55,
	
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	 irrelevant
	irrelevant
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:56,
	
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	 and
	and
 	
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	 therefore
	therefore
 	
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	 no
	no
 	
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	 one
	one
 	
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	 will
	will
 	
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	 miss
	miss
 	
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	 them
	them
 	
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	 any
	any
 	
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	 how
	how
 	
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	 even
	even
 	
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	 if
	if
 	
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	 they
	they
 	
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	 were
	were
 	
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	 deleted
	deleted
 	
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	 by
	by
 	
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	 your
	your
 	
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	 good
	good
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:00,
	
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	 self
	self
 	
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	 just
	just
 	
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	 for
	for
 	
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	 the
	the
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:00,
	
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	 lulz
	lulz
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:01,
	
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	 prick
	prick 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:58,
	
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	 I'm on the edge of my seat here
	I'm on the edge of my seat here
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:53,
	
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	 Actually, don't bother. No rush.
	Actually, don't bother. No rush. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:59,
	
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	 type faster!
	type faster!
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:51,
	
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	 Can you just delete it now to stop mong tiger?
	Can you just delete it now to stop mong tiger? 
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:57,
	
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	 Target reached well done
	Target reached well done
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:59,
	
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	 Now don't delete it so that Mong Tiger looks like an enormous cock
	Now don't delete it so that Mong Tiger looks like an enormous cock
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:21,
	
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