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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's tuesday morning, we're not even a quarter of the way through the week. it's been two months long already it's several years until the weekend
Mornjng
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:20, 102 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:21, Reply)
Yer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Mornjng

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Hj

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:35, Reply)
fuck you, you fucking cunt.
You're as bad as those mod cunts for bullying me.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:32, Reply)
I thought you'd been banned or somethjng

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Less than 24 hours stepping for posting a picture of a clothed old lady.
The original post sans image is still there. It'd be totally terrible if someone were to edit it back in again.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Sooo, who was the old lady? Why'd they step you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:43, Reply)
It was a perfectly innocent picture of a clothed old lady taken from the internet, it wasn't anyone gran or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Here you go, this one hasn't been unfairly modded. Its perfectly SFW
www.b3ta.com/questions/celebrations/post2377304/
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
This was the best incidence
www.b3ta.com/questions/fearsandphobias/post2372285
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)
the thing is
the picture wasn't offensive, it just wasn't funny. it was shit.

i can't believe they only stepped you for 24 hours. i'd have made you drink whisky with dozer and then clean the toilet after gonz and stunned had eaten 10 curries each.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
pathetic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
we know you are
and also quite desperately dull
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
you still would though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
yes
i still would laugh hysterically if you got mauled half to death by a rabid dog and then run over by the ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)
and then "nursed" by onerous fadger

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)
cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
:((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
It's almost like the owners and mods of this site don't give a shit anymore.
Next you'll be telling me that b3th is a mod.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
my favourite was onerous fadger
it just makes me lol
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Why must you mention these hurtful names all the time :(
I'm tempted to text Frog and get him to make you stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)
blank thread for me...someone has me on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:51, Reply)
usernamehatesnakedape

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
much upset in there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
Good mornjng
the rest of the week is indeed an interminable wasteland stretching infinitely into the distance.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:36, Reply)
Oh man, I've got a bloobloocold
Sympathy please
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:36, Reply)
*there there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:38, Reply)
If a bloobloocold actually exists

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Bloody does! I've got the snotters to prove it

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:44, Reply)
GWS'BC'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Sparks do a song called 'BC' random fact fans
It's in my head now and I don't even care coz it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Man the the fuck up you monstrous homo.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
It's not a cold.
It's probably ebola
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Mornjng
Bee sting is itchy today :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:39, Reply)
Heat a teaspoon in your tea, press to sting, itch will stop

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Did that earlier, all it served to do was make it hot.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Oh, is that a real thjng? I was just trying to irl trool you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Yeah, apparently, went to Boots and got some cream stuff instead. Thanks for your concern m8.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:45, Reply)
Anytime bbf

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:49, Reply)
Sever the infected area and dissolve in acid
It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:45, Reply)
I will settle for a small tube of 'bite and sting relief' for now, but I will do that if the irritation continues, ignoring the instructions to see my GP if symptoms persist.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:47, Reply)
You know you can't use that stuff if your pregnant?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:49, Reply)
I think I'm in the clear, I don't recall anyone spaffing up my minge, like, ever.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:50, Reply)
Get swipe to piss on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:49, Reply)
Someone at work offered to piss on it almost immediately, which was a bit weird.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Oh, is that a real thjng? I was just trying to irl trool you

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:51, Reply)
Yeah, apparently, went to Boots and got some cream stuff instead. Thanks for your concern m8.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:52, Reply)
Anytime bbf

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:53, Reply)
I was woken up 15 minutes before my alarm went off by horrible children shouting
its really fucked my head up, I feel like im still sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Can't believe it's been nearly 3 hours since them slags woke me up it still freaks my nut out to this day.

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:07, Reply)
alright knobs
My new shoes are pinching and I'm coming down with a cold :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
post a pic of your new shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
dunno how lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Most cameras have a panorama function don't they?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:18, Reply)
not mine m8, mine's a motorola startac

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
I have run out of Pecan crunch cereal, this is a DISASTER I may starve TO DEATH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
maple and pecan crisp is my favourite cereal
We could be like bruthas or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:15, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:15, Reply)
}:-(
you'd miss me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Maybe, which is why I'm only reveling in your misfortune at running out of cereal.
I wouldn't react the same if you had contracted ebola.(Probably)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
You'll be happy to hear I've got my outfit sorted out for my date
Deep auburn and midnight black seem to fit the climate.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:15, Reply)
are you going out with Darth>

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
He's hoping to enter the dark side

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Dunno who that is
Unless you mean Vader or Maul. In which case no.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)
MARTIN 36 FROM NORWICH TELECOMMUNICATIONS ANALYST AND EMO DEPRESSIVE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Queen of the selfies

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
clicken dis

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
AA! thank god you're here, it's been well dull

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:25, Reply)
Good morning Ape
I think its to do with the nights getting darker earlier and colder.

Proper shit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Also:
Baron Samedi is Jay Z's dad, right?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
How is the cold and frozen north east?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Its actually a rather pleasant autumn day today.
Still, cold and sunny
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)
I'm in a car park. Waiting for my interview time.
And I can't decide, tie or no tie. Help please.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Tie
Always tie
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Done. Off I go.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Clown shoes and a nice string vest too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Interview for what?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Maintenance at a hospital.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)
nurses eh? cor!
Not Amorous Badger though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Because I'm married?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
because you're nearly as physically repulsive as your wife

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:10, Reply)
You only like attractive men then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)
don't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:19, Reply)
Good luck man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Give em hell, kid

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Just don't kill them in the bogs ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Just saw the Jules Bianchi crash...I'm surprised he didn't rip his head off
#F1bore
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
It looked like he did

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
here's some shit weather, let's go ahead anyway because money and because crashes make good tv
dicks
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
it's not black and white though is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
blacks don't know how to drive properly

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Unless it's a nicked BMW.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Yeah
They close the roads and motorways to the public when it rains. It's pure insanity that they would let a race go ahead.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)
I know I was stopped by an armed policeman yesterday
As I was trying to open my front door, I had to stay inside for my own safety
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)
yeah
because the public drive that quickly, trying to compete with one another.

you really are the worst poster ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
Let's face it, F1 is MUCH more interesting as a spectacle when tree Are crashes.
The rest of the time it's about as interesting as watching local gary boys doing 'circuits' in Sudbury town centre. At least in Sudbury you can sit in the pub to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

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