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What's the story morning glory?
I know you're worried about stuff, share your fears and worries with the group.
Alt: Saturday or Sunday? Which is your favourite?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:01,
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latest was 10 years ago)
you can wait for a lifetime
To spend your days in the sunshine
You might as well do the white line!
Wise words, my tousle-haired ginger friend. Words, to live by.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:04,
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Good morning.
I thought I was paying my last bit of money for my train season ticket this week, but on checking my bank account as it's Friday so it's payday, I am now enjoying more ca$h already.
I am worried I will just spend it on alcohols and drugs abuse issues.
Alt: Sunday because I get to go to the Christian Science church and communicate with both The Lord and my dead relatives and pets.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:10,
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can you communicate with anyone's dead pets or just your own?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:12,
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Depends who 'comes through' I think
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:13,
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if Grace comes through, give her a spiritual peanut from me, yeah?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:18,
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I can't, I have a spiritual peanut allergy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:19,
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she also liked raisins, what about a spiritual raisin?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:21,
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Fine, will do.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:22,
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ta m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:22,
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Sunday is much blessed.
Amen
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:13,
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I always remember you in my prayers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:15,
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I'm worried that my comment to BT's 'collections team' that ends '...and the horse you rode in on' may be taken the wrong way...
I really DO want them to go fuck themselves.
Alt: Both have their merits. Saturday generally has visiting, alcohol, shopping, alcohol, dining out and alcohol. Sunday has the best meal of the week, alcohol, music, alcohol, snoozing on the couch and alcohol.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:20,
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oh man heavy drinking is crazy lol
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:21,
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Whatever minor worries I may have, I'm not involved in any attempted murders.
Christ, I was going to whinge about the traffic or some shit.
Alt: Y'know, I think both days have their individual merits. But I don't really have any need to constantly rank things from best to worst.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 8:59,
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I have to do battle with Godalmighty island* later - not looking forward to it
*A45/bypass junction by Siskin drive
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:01,
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Cov traffic chat, yesssssssssssssssssss!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:02,
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What about those roadworks, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:03,
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Which is the best yurt smiths album?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:02,
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I would recommend their debut release.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:03,
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Destroy 2000 Years of Culture.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:07,
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You could stab someone if you
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:02,
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^ when Men Without Hats go bad
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:09,
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S.... T....A....B....B....Y
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:19,
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Bullshit, you aint afraid of no man!
There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
Alt: Saturday, saturday, saturday, saturday, saturday, saturday, saturday, saturday, saturday's alright. So is Sunday. Dunno
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:11,
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We're a-a-all gonna die
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:16,
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This morning has been all about the toast
I am worried I may get stabby in work today. Its been a hard week and today has at least two days worth of work booked in.
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Sunday. Just seems a bit more chilled out. Kids are normally hyper on a Saturday and this isn't particularly restful
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:40,
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No worries today
This weekend is going to be fucking excellent -
My day started with a sausage, bacon, egg and fried onion bap, because I fancied being a fat bastard. Tonight I'm watching new episodes of several of my favourite series.
Tomorrow I'm seeing my best mate for the first time in months, and we're off to the rugby Grand Final.
Sunday, I'm cooking either a roast dinner, or my BBQ pork, tomato and green pepper dish.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 9:42,
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I reckon Wigan are going to kick St Helens back doors in.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:03,
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They'll win by nine pigeons to three whippets.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:11,
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Very much hope so!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:26,
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League rugby?
I didn't have you pegged as a Northern chav monkey.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:15,
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Yes, Rugby league
Should be a good laugh, and for £10 a ticket, I'm not going to complain.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:26,
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really?
Everybody else did.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:27,
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£50 on the Premium Bonds YESSSSSSS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:11,
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Its all turning up "SNAKE" today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:13,
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I won't let it change me, I can't, I've nearly spent all my extra money already.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:14,
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that's nearly $100 for new york shoppings!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:17,
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Spent it on chicken, glad the freezer is empty
Also should get the other £100 I forgot to pay in replaced soon too
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:18,
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spent it on CHICKEN?
who are you, dozer?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:19,
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30 chicken breasts for £20
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:21,
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I like breasts
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:21,
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I am sure they aren't full of water
and that the welfare of the animal was paramount.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:22,
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From a butcher, they're quality, I've had them before.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:23,
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i don't know what lemmy's going to say when he sees the kitchen full of his butchered relatives
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:27,
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Tweet, tweet. Tweet tweet.
He rocks in the tree tops all day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song
All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
Love to hear Lemmy go tweet tweet tweet
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:31,
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chicken breasts?
Cor!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:27,
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i'm worried about something the trainee hasn't done
sat, obv.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:14,
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Is it anal?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:14,
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no...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:17,
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*waggles eyebrows*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:30,
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I am worried that I won't be able to get the song
"Una Paloma Blanca" out of my head.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:21,
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Hey, it's a catchy tune
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:25,
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Try holding a chicken in the air
And then sticking a deckchair up your nose.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:26,
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*learns to speak arapahoe*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:28,
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*Casseroles gran*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:30,
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The only thing that is a true worry to me at times is job security and money.
Im quite fiercely independent *z snaps*
Throw your hands up at meeeeeeeeh.
also, going more deaf and how I'd cope.
alt. depends what im doing Saturday really
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:26,
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Does sound as though you are rather dependent on the PPI claims industry
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:28,
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Nah, Now im a dialler manager and a whiz at touchstar (not kids) the world is my oyster
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:29,
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I have an oyster too.
What zone is yours?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:32,
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Oh man, when word gets out about this amongst the Greater Manchester admin community, you'll pretty much have a licence to print money
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:36,
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"word got round to companies that I was a competent worker and it grew from there really."!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:37,
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He's not even joking. This line of work everyone knows who works for what company.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:38,
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There's always someone needing someone to do admin, solicitor liason and manage the dialler system/company data etc.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:40,
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You're all bastards and you can't handle my greatness.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:11,
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it's put billions back in to the cash economy
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:31,
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that shouldn't have been taken out in the first place.
robbing bastards.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:32,
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Have you tried cleaning the Congeled spunk out of your ears?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:03,
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I might go and have a shit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:35,
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Liveblog from the toilet please
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:36,
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My work for today has been cancelled \o/
WOO and indeed P!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:45,
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*having a gr8 day fives*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:46,
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YEAH!
I might actually be able to catch up on all the other shit now (non Stunned)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:50,
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Strangely I am a bit happier at work this week as it's been busier, good ol' Winter!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:51,
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I'm fed up with this job.
No email from the interview as yet, but it's still early. Early like me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:54,
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Don't get me wrong, it's still boring but at least the time passes a bit quicker
I hope you get that job
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:56,
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Today is going very slowly.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:58,
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Just go to another interview
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:01,
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Do you get to go home then?
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:49,
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Sadly not
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:50,
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Boo! Just tell them you've got an urgent fact finding mission down the docks
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:52,
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This is a shit thread. You're a cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Oct 2014, 10:54,
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NuThread
Its one of mine so its bound to be good!
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Peej, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 11:05,
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