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	Dear swipey and meatsnake
 	While you're in NY can you pick me up 
one of these? I'll pay you back. 
Alt: Lunch, I guess. Turkey salad sandwich, crisps and a twix pour moi.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:22,
	
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	Fielden.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:23,
	
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	dunno wot that is soz
 	/ac
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:26,
	
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	That cunt who looks like a buzzard, innit
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:26,
	
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	not so much a buzzard, as a Maguire.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:42,
	
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	still none the wiser
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:52,
	
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	'just say no'
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:54,
	
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	No problem m8
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:24,
	
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	\o/
 	you're a star.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:26,
	
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	Nothing says batchelor pad like a mutant baby
 	Alt:
Lunch was two rather excellent beef sandwiches, made from yesterdays roast dinner
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:25,
	
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	Cannibal 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:27,
	
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	Hey, we taste GOOOOOD
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:31,
	
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	I'm not finding the main question to be particularly inclusive and I rarely post about my lunch.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:35,
	
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	Basically I'm saying it's all Lighty's fault that this place is dead on its arse
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:35,
	
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	He's such a cunt
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:52,
	
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	nobody had posted for 25 minutes when I stepped up
 	you know the drill, if you don't like the thread - post your own.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:53,
	
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	^ defensive
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:54,
	
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	^smelly AND gay
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:55,
	
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	I smell beautiful.
 	Your skin resembles a shipwreck.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:57,
	
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	You smell of bedsit mildew, space raiders and faecal matter Jaysums.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:00,
	
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	Hi Al!!!!!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:01,
	
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	Alright Ian.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:02,
	
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	alright Al, how's fatherhood panning out?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:05,
	
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	Got a salad bowl from Sainsburys
 	Not the best mix, but tasty nonetheless. I probably shouldn't have got the BBQ wings to go with it, though...
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:39,
	
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	living on the edge AA
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:42,
	
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	There's something wrong with the world today
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:47,
	
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	I've got salt and vinegar crisps and a mouth ulcer. 
 	It's proper nasty. Send help. 
What's going on then? I've been a bit out of the loop. Is baggrnfock new or battered?
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:47,
	
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	Beggenfock is my sockpuppet account 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:54,
	
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	I treated myself to some nice n spicy niknaks
 	I like nice n spicy niknaks
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:55,
	
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	So do I tangles. So do I. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:57,
	
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	I had smiths spicy tomato flavour snaps, 4reelz
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:58,
	
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	That's a nice crisp right there
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:59,
	
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	And only 39p!!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:00,
	
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	You really go all out for halloween.
 	Smoked salmon with spinach and pasta in a white wine sauce
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:49,
	
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	That sounds rather pleasant
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:51,
	
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	It really is. Got a chilli in the slow cooker for later too :)
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:53,
	
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	My chilli was on the hob last night for 4 hours
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:03,
	
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	is this dirty?
 	it sounds dirty
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:03,
	
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	It really is
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:04,
	
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	it can go in frog's suitcase allowance
 	we get up to 46kg hold luggage each, and i intend to nick at least 45kg of his too.
alt: been meaning to go down for a rice salad for the last 2 hours, but haven't stopped. stupid work.
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	CSB
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:03,
	
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	That reminds me, I'm going to take a Kiev out the freezer.
 	I bought 2 Kievs and 2 cheese-ham-kiev-things, and then I mixed them up and putting them in random bags so I don't know what one i'm getting. 
I fucking love a Kiev Sandwich
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:11,
	
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	Chilli and rice tonight
 	Got some spring onions, fresh chillies and sour cream for the top
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:13,
	
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	Niiice, I haven't had Chilli in many a moon.
 	Nachos and Avacardo would be a very welcome addition.... I like it when you get some tortillas, cut them up into strips, spray-oil, bake for 5 mins.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:16,
	
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	What do you say if someone tries to steal your cheese
 	Nacho Cheese
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
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	Tortillas would be good
 	I can't be arsed to get any though
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:22,
	
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	Get the Fam to grab it.
 	 Trus, well worth.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:37,
	
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	More sausage casserole for me
 	and then hopefully freeze the rest if I've remembered to buy more freezer bags on the way home
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	I you only by one Two-Headed Baby Skeleton this year,
 	Make sure its a Gemini Company, Inc. Two-Headed Baby Skeleton.
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 Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:12,
	
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	Buzzfeed is shit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:14,
	
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	^
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:16,
	
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	37 Things you didn't know were reasons that Buzzfeed will restore and destroy your faith in humanity.
 	
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 Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:17,
	
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	What kind of fucking wanker are you?
 	Take the quiz to find out!
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:20,
	
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	95% of people won't agree to this, but you will.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:19,
	
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	95% of black people won't agree to this, but would you?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:19,
	
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	96% of black homeless people think like this, will you?
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:19,
	
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	Banksy should be locked up for vandalism. Just because its become vandalism that idiots will pay for doesn't mean the law should ignore it.
 	
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 Peej, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:15,
	
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	He's allowed to vandalise f-town, but someone else vandalises his vandalism and they waste my taxes investigating it.
 	And it's shit, and they've put a bit of Perspex over it, but not over the other parts of the 'piece' leading up the the part placed on a pedestal in some weak social commentary on art.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:18,
	
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	Banksy makes "art" that looks like a student's t shirt
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
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	He can shove his political stencils up his arse. And he does, right up there. All the way.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:23,
	
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	lol. They tried to Banksy it up a bit too
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:18,
	
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	Shit here today ent it?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:22,
	
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	Can we have a new thread with some proper questions please boss?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:23,
	
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	Like why am i so hot? Do i have a temperature? Is it Ebola?
 	OH GOD AM I GOING TO DIE?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27,
	
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	Yes
 	Yes you are
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
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	BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA! BOR-ING! CH-CH-CHA!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:26,
	
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	fantastic life, ba da ba da da da da
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
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	ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
 	
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 Kroney, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:35,
	
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	mine
 	
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