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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi GuysJust a quick reminder about
*****APPLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!*****
Come to the Ecology Centre in Gillespie Park
There will be:
• Children's activities such as apple bobbing and storytelling
• Live acoustic music
• Apple juicer
• Cider and food for sale
BRING YOUR OWN APPLES FOR JUICING
SUNDAY 19 OCTOBER 12-4PM - ALL AGES WELCOME!!!
What else is shit and pointless? First one to say beeta wins an apple.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:19,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Hmmmm not totally pointless though. I pressed two big liners full of apples last year to make cider and got about 4 gallonsit took me hours. If this APPLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can do it for me that would be great.
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:21,
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You don't even need to go to APPLE DAY!!!!! you can just buy cider pre-made, you don't even need apples, just some money.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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Don't even need much money. Frosty Jacks costs fuck all.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:25,
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But I nick the apples from the orchards at work if I can get someone else to do the juicing its freeI don't even have to buy one to get it!
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:32,
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Budgies are pretty fucking pointless aren't they!They can't even hunt
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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Wrong, sometimes I really need my fingers bitten by a small but sharp beak and budgies are perfect for this.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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budgieS?does that means we cans gets another ones?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:25,
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Oh sorry. I mean BEETA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Or more correctly, BeethreeTeeay
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:21,
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Can you juice an apple? I mean, I know you can get apple juice, but not without a mechanical juicer, can you call thst that juicing it yourself?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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It's a juice conspiracy (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:25,
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yeah, like carrotsI'm 100% sure there is no juice in a carrot, they are solid
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:26,
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I bear them in my crushed hands(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:26,
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Thistly Cross cider tastes like supermarket apple juice but is about 7%This is a dangerous combination.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:26,
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My mate Dave is making his own cider this yearI donated my pear tree harvest and next doors apples too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:26,
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I dont really like pears, SNAKE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:28,
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Dunno shut up tangles(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:32,
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this is not what your ancestor said to eve(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:32,
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I took some clothes back to a shop yesterday and got some new ones and they gave me £5, so basically i got free clothes \o/(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:30,
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My sister in law buys clothes from charity shops and then changes her mind and returns them and gets her money backI think this is scumbag behaviour.
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:34,
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^ this ^i've never bought clothes from a charity shop, but i've donated them, and i've bought lots of books from there. i would never take them back afterwards.
i also helped my friend to take her ex's skis to the british heart foundation after he left them at my flat and cheated on her... heh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:35,
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This reads as though it was you he was cheating with(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:35,
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The relationship went downhill fast(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:40,
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Good point!In his haste to leave your house after the sordid affair he forgot his skis and had to walk home!
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:53,
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Two wrongs don't make a right, that was someones property that was nothing to do with you. For someone who claims to be super honest, that is tantamount to stealing.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:37,
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I never understand why women think it's appropriate to destroy a man's property because they have bloo bloos (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:40,
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Several of Swipeys 'white lies' have been exposed under my rigorous questioning recently, for every fib I'm going to donate something of hers to a charity shop, apparently that's an okay thing to do.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:43,
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lemmy is better at questioning than you are(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:44,
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It works both waysI know a guy who is against hitting women, so the twat knowing his wifes car is her pride and joy smacked her wing mirrors off, or the time he threw all her clothes out on the the lawn.
My wife once threw the monkey head from this playdoh set at my computer monitor when she was in a tis. Joke was on her though, I made her drive to the shops and buy me a better one!
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:45,
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nah, he'd emigrated back to australiaafter 2 years i got sick of them being propped up on my balcony, so off they went.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:44,
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You're right "Two years after this guy emigrated to the other side of the world I was sick of having this guys shit in my house so I took them to the charity shop"doesn't sound as good as "REVENGE FOR MY SCORNED FRIEND!!!!"
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:48,
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i knowthat's why i didn't put that in the first place. plus he WAS a cheating nasty sack of shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:49,
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He was probably only cheating because she wasn't providing all the services a man's bitch should if a bitch wants to keep him.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:51,
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Yeh and she was once of swipes mates and we all know they don't have a good track record of being "normal" so it was probably all her fault.
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:52,
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I heard he was playing away because swipes mate kept stealing and selling his stuff(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:53,
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And she raped himand cheated on him first 5 times and he never really cheated she made it up because shes mental.
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:55,
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She cheated on him with me several times, and I don't even like her(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:57,
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There should be a law that specifically prevents people from destroying records in revenge attacks.Marriages aren't rare, but some records are.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:10,
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There should be a law that prevents women and their chemically unbalanced emotions being spiteful(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:12,
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It's almost like one persons bad behaviour shouldn't excuse another persons bad behaviour.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:16,
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My mates girlfriend cheated on himso we set fire to her flat and kidnapped and raped her mum.
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:46,
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Nah', it's going to be Thursday when they're introducing the new stuff.I think we're going to see
- Retina iMacs
- iPad Air with thinner/faster profile, TouchID and some kind of two-apps-on-screen-at-once thing.
- iPad Mini with thinner/faster profile and TouchID.
- OSX Yosimite release.
- Maybe a new Mac Mini
I'd like the new iPad Mini, I've got a 1st gen and it would be gosh darn swell to upgrade it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:37,
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I ordered the iphone 6 yesterday!!! I'm sure everyone agrees that iphones and apple products in general are the best.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:39,
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FUCK YEAH ! GO GO MEATSNAKE !What one you go for?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:44,
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Just the normal one with the smallest memory so i didn't have to pay any money for it(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:45,
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Nice, the memory is over-rated, most stuff is on the cloud.The watch thing should be out around feb, that looks awesome.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:59,
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I prefer that Moto 360 watch for looks, but I can't really see the point in having a smart watch tbh(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:02,
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superdry stuff is fucking horribleI bet jaysumz has a superdry jacket.
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It turns out rachums rigs out head to toe in superdry as well, when in mufti.(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:22, Reply)
you wear a handbag on your shoulderit doesn't reach your head or your toes.
unless you are a dwaff.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:22,
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weird, i'd never bother thinking about you at all(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:27,
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if i couldn't afford cartier i'd console myself with the same thing(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:22,
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i could afford a cartier watch but i'd still never buy you one hth(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:25,
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Thankfully I've never bought a watch that proves I know nothing about watches.(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)
tags are for people who think they are sportyelegant they ain't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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You two have piped up and made an already dull WATCHCHAT sub thread even worse, well done.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:35,
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i've just been reading the guardian's views on MIPIMhand wringing bloo bloo galore
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:37,
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I've been deciding which 100 mile charity bike ride to go for(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:41,
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My cycling team have already raised more money for gr8 causes than the bike is worth#GOTEAMD*VE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:46,
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I'm extremely sporty.I nearly ran the great northern run one year but a devastating last minute made up sporting injury kept me out.
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I don't just have polo tops for hiding my middle aged/ drinking related / stringy pheasant spread you know(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Some ungrateful serfs who came to the manor of kilburn described my supper offerings thusly(, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)
I wear a watch so I don't stare at my phone so much(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:12,
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I think I prefer the looks of the Moto360 too, but you can fit more on the screen in a square shape and round screens are troublesome.It's one of those things where once you start using one, you see how useful they are. People said the same thing about the iPad.
Notifications on your wrist means you don't have to get out your phone for every buzz, and having Siri on the wrist would be really cool too. I use Siri all the time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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I don't get that many notifications, as I have no friends (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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GM 3 still isn't stable enough for my liking.still got disappearing minimize buttons and slow load times
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:39,
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I agree, I have issues with Full Screen apps too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:44,
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Ditto, but then again, OSX1 looks bad too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:00,
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Whats wrong with going back to numbers.OS11 would be fine with me, Apple don't say Oh Es Ex anyway its Oh Es Ten.
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Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:10,
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I think it's because it'll have to work dramaticlly different to jump up to OS11. Plus there is all that branding.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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101 dalmatiansthe cute cartoon one, not the glenn close one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:43,
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Song of the south. None of their other films are racist enough.
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Muns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:46,
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This is one of their best short films:youtu.be/pYDOP8xgwVw
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:50,
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You didn't even watch it all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:02,
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I'm still pretty easy to please(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:12,
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I quite liked that krushed and sorted track that sampled it.www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NuIt3MlHFk
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:12,
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