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	 For some reason I've been as chilled as a Hindu cow since I woke up on Saturday
	For some reason I've been as chilled as a Hindu cow since I woke up on Saturday
 	It's most likely a brain tumour, mind you.  When did you last feel totally different or have a different mindset?
Alt:
Best/Worst thing you've made to eat?  My chilli was rather lovely, as was Sunday's roast beef.
AltAlt:
Win of the week/Fail of the week
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:59,
	
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latest was 11 years ago)
 
	 I wanted to go upstairs and headbutt the head of finance earlier, but I'm all chill now, brah.
	I wanted to go upstairs and headbutt the head of finance earlier, but I'm all chill now, brah.
 	
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 Kroney, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:01,
	
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	 I managed to get 5.5 hours of overtime on Saturday from a site who didn't listen to me
	I managed to get 5.5 hours of overtime on Saturday from a site who didn't listen to me
 	It took me about 10 mins of actual work
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:06,
	
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	 I wanted to finish a complaint letter with the words 'now fuck off you thick cunt', but then I realised that being politely rude is much more effective.
	I wanted to finish a complaint letter with the words 'now fuck off you thick cunt', but then I realised that being politely rude is much more effective.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:03,
	
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	 Now you know how the rest of us feel.
	Now you know how the rest of us feel. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:04,
	
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	 I had an ex member of staff who now works at one of our sites fuck things up royally the other day
	I had an ex member of staff who now works at one of our sites fuck things up royally the other day
 	Actually being able to call him a "fucking stupid cunt" over the phone is rather pleasant
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 this twat is a euromillions winner who doesn't understand commission.
	this twat is a euromillions winner who doesn't understand commission.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:11,
	
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	 My own twat is a short tongued, balding fuckwit whose head appears to have been used as a speedramp
	My own twat is a short tongued, balding fuckwit whose head appears to have been used as a speedramp
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:21,
	
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	 is he me?
	is he me?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:23,
	
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	 I don't believe you to be short tongued
	I don't believe you to be short tongued
 	Not from the feeling on my anus, anyway
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:24,
	
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	 A period of serenity is the first symptom of Ebola mate.
	A period of serenity is the first symptom of Ebola mate. 
 	You'll be bleeding from your eyeballs before the weekend, no mistake.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:03,
	
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	 Lets hope so!
	Lets hope so!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:04,
	
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	 It's a bit like chicken pox.
	It's a bit like chicken pox. 
 	Best to get it out the way, and then you're immune.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:08,
	
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	 Got it, boss
	Got it, boss
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:09,
	
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	 Dozer is asking if you collect stamps
	Dozer is asking if you collect stamps
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:06,
	
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	 Dozer says sorry for being a dull prick
	Dozer says sorry for being a dull prick
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:07,
	
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	 could somebody accuse Baggenfock of paedophilia for me plz?
	could somebody accuse Baggenfock of paedophilia for me plz?
 	Ta.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:05,
	
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	 I stopped hating all women when my first child was female
	I stopped hating all women when my first child was female
 	Alt. Not this again! Best - Ten Course Japanese meal Worst  - Your Chilli.
AltAlt Fails tooo many fails. Like the two students who walked up to a automatic door and when it opened had a conversation about how its the second time that happened today so they must have "the touch" and the fucking sign that says "Protect you're right to live in Falmouth" is still up! And the CEO of the uni (why they are called a CEO I have no idea) has had their human slaves go and reserve two of the cupboards in the Kitchen by sticking signs up saying "CEO's Office" on them. They are not the CEO's Office, they are cupboards.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:11,
	
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	 I have noticed that toddler boys and much more annoying than girls
	I have noticed that toddler boys and much more annoying than girls
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:13,
	
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	 no, you're just in that classic parent trap of thinking your own kid isn't annoying
	no, you're just in that classic parent trap of thinking your own kid isn't annoying
 	if you'd had a boy, you'd think it was the other way around.
clue: ALL TODDLERS ARE ANNOYING.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:25,
	
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	 Well yes of course
	Well yes of course 
 	Boys seen worse though
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:34,
	
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	 she doth protest too much me thinks.
	she doth protest too much me thinks. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:44,
	
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	 You actually made a ten course Japanese meal?
	You actually made a ten course Japanese meal?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:22,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:36,
	
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	 Cool
	Cool
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:40,
	
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	 Can you elaborate?
	Can you elaborate?
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:45,
	
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	 No
	No
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:50,
	
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	 fair enough
	fair enough
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:53,
	
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	 I've been feeling a bit dizzy all day, like when you first set out on a boat
	I've been feeling a bit dizzy all day, like when you first set out on a boat
 	Alt: I make many wonderful things, never made anything awful, disappointing maybe not awful.
Altalt: I am so loved at work they're subsidising my leaving lunch :)
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:12,
	
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	 Sounds like vertigo.
	Sounds like vertigo.
 	It's really shit. You feel like you're a bit drunk all the time.
Do you have alcohol issues?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:27,
	
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	 I do
	I do
 	I have none
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:27,
	
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	 Get doon the shop for some Eight Ace, Pet
	Get doon the shop for some Eight Ace, Pet
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:28,
	
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	 A bottle of Quirky Bird has my name on it for this evening
	A bottle of Quirky Bird has my name on it for this evening
 	ima watch a shit film on Netflix and have a few glasses of red
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:29,
	
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	 If you're looking for shit films
	If you're looking for shit films
 	I understand Crans is your man.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:31,
	
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	 I shall "tweet" his followers this minute
	I shall "tweet" his followers this minute
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:32,
	
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	 Well, you've got a one in ten thousand chance of coming up trumps.
	Well, you've got a one in ten thousand chance of coming up trumps.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:33,
	
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	 "Coming up trumps" is a good weekend for Jason
	"Coming up trumps" is a good weekend for Jason
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:34,
	
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	 Coming Up Trumpton
	Coming Up Trumpton
 	Hugh, Pugh, Barney, etc....
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:37,
	
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	 Sounds Bout right yeah
	Sounds Bout right yeah
 	Pretty sure it s an anyurism
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:31,
	
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	 I get it from time to time.
	I get it from time to time.
 	It's really distracting, but never usually lasts more than a week.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:32,
	
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	 Since turning 28 a few weeks ago I've had heartburn several times.
	Since turning 28 a few weeks ago I've had heartburn several times.
 	Never really had it before. It's like my insides just knew.
The first time I followed through I didn't think I was ever going to be able to trust my arse ever again.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
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	 So you're a young person, they're few and far between round these parts
	So you're a young person, they're few and far between round these parts
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:20,
	
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	 He's still too old for faux college prep outfitters 'Jack Wills' mate.
	He's still too old for faux college prep outfitters 'Jack Wills' mate.
 	
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	 You ok hun? You seen a little angry at the world
	You ok hun? You seen a little angry at the world
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:33,
	
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	 I'm always crangry, that's what I do.
	I'm always crangry, that's what I do. 
 	
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	 25-28 were my golden years, women wise
	25-28 were my golden years, women wise
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:23,
	
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	 drink a glass of milk
	drink a glass of milk
 	problem solved
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:25,
	
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	 I tried drinking milk but I still followed through :(
	I tried drinking milk but I still followed through :(
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:45,
	
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	 Are you sure you're not pregnant?
	Are you sure you're not pregnant?
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 Serious answer is serious
	Serious answer is serious
 	Since I changed my headwrong medication last year, I've been a lot less 'bloo bloo woe is me'  and a lot more 'fuck you, you fucking fuck'.
It's actually rather nice not to care quite so much what other people think.
On the other hand, I'm still a fat mental headwrong, so life isn't 
that brilliant.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:25,
	
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	 Thats a good thing though
	Thats a good thing though
 	People these days worry FAR too much about what other people think of them.  I genuinely dont give a fuck.  If you like me, thats very nice.  If you dont like me, get fucked.  As long as you can be true to what you think, thats the important bit
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:27,
	
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	 ^this.
	^this.
 	Look after you and yours, and what other people think of you is their business.
#WeFirstAlways
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:29,
	
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	 #lols
	#lols
 	You watch it yesterday?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:30,
	
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	 That Tasha Yar's let herself go.
	That Tasha Yar's let herself go.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:30,
	
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	 What the?!
	What the?!
 	Mind. Blown.
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:31,
	
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	 The older lady, with the long hair?
	The older lady, with the long hair?
 	The matriarch type of the other group?
Yeah, that's Tasha Yar.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:34,
	
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	 INORITE
	INORITE
 	You remember the first guy at the trough from the last series?  Also, did you see the extra bit after the "NEXT WEEK ON THE WALKING DEAD"?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:36,
	
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	 Still at least you have many happy years ahead with your husband...
	Still at least you have many happy years ahead with your husband...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:27,
	
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	 Well, quite.
	Well, quite.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:30,
	
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	 My new shoes came
	My new shoes came
 	So now my feet feel a bit different.
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	 Slightly ashamed and sticky?
	Slightly ashamed and sticky?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:40,
	
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	 No, that's normal
	No, that's normal
 	
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	 new shoes you say?
	new shoes you say?
 	Feet you say?
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	 They all look so, umm 'comfortable'
 	www.ethicalwares.com/
	They all look so, umm 'comfortable'
 	www.ethicalwares.com/
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	 They are vegetarian shoes, but not from there.
	They are vegetarian shoes, but not from there.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 Pics plz
	Pics plz
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:42,
	
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	 You just want to make fun of me :(
	You just want to make fun of me :(
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:43,
	
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	 No I'm genuinely interested in your fashion choices
	No I'm genuinely interested in your fashion choices 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:44,
	
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	 no, seriously, pics plz
	no, seriously, pics plz
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:44,
	
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	 see, you can be mildly amusing when you try
	see, you can be mildly amusing when you try
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:53,
	
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	 I waznt tryin
	I waznt tryin
 	
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	 A  Link will do if you are ashamed of your gnarly deformed feet from your barefoot lifestyle
	A  Link will do if you are ashamed of your gnarly deformed feet from your barefoot lifestyle
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:45,
	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:48,
	
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	 This don't seem to work on my apple brand tablet device or my work personal computer, is it a trick?
	This don't seem to work on my apple brand tablet device or my work personal computer, is it a trick?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:50,
	
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	 No, I Nakersed it.
	No, I Nakersed it.
 	Hang on.
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	 This is the most exciting thing to happen today by far
	This is the most exciting thing to happen today by far
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 That floor could do with a clean.
	That floor could do with a clean.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:56,
	
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	 Have you hacked Nakers pics from snapchat?
	Have you hacked Nakers pics from snapchat?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:57,
	
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	 Only the cock pics
	Only the cock pics
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 And a wonderful new verb has entered the lexicon
	And a wonderful new verb has entered the lexicon
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:55,
	
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	 Mr Men shoes
	Mr Men shoes
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:56,
	
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	 Are they made of rubber? They look weird
	Are they made of rubber? They look weird
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:57,
	
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	 Apparently they are made from 'Vegetan Bucky'
	Apparently they are made from 'Vegetan Bucky'
 	A hard wearing breathable microfibre that looks and feels amazingly like supple leather.
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	 You actually bought vegetarian shoes? That were made in Portugal? For £69.95?
	You actually bought vegetarian shoes? That were made in Portugal? For £69.95?
 	Woah
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 Do you google everything I post?
	Do you google everything I post?
 	
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	 I was interested to learn all about vegetarian shoes.
	I was interested to learn all about vegetarian shoes.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:09,
	
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	 I have an inquiring mind.
	I have an inquiring mind.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 LOOK ITS NOT WEIRD OKAY
	LOOK ITS NOT WEIRD OKAY
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 Nah, you're alright
	Nah, you're alright
 	If anything, I'm flattered.
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	 Are they made of dogshit ?
	Are they made of dogshit ?
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:57,
	
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	 Is that an 'ethical' material?
	Is that an 'ethical' material?
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 The white ones are rarely seen.
	The white ones are rarely seen.
 	
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	 I knew you'd start bullying me if I posted it :(
	I knew you'd start bullying me if I posted it :(
 	
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	 What's it like being sat there with a faint whiff of dried in dogshit?
	What's it like being sat there with a faint whiff of dried in dogshit?
 	
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	 It's alright once you get used to it
	It's alright once you get used to it
 	
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	 The heel looks like it's been coloured in with a marker pen
	The heel looks like it's been coloured in with a marker pen
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 my boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
	my boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 At least he's a proper vegetarian you wannabe, where are your vegetarian shoes?
	At least he's a proper vegetarian you wannabe, where are your vegetarian shoes? 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:09,
	
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	 you want the half-flat to become totally vegetarian?
	you want the half-flat to become totally vegetarian?
 	that can be arranged.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 Good, might force you to get rid of some stuff.
	Good, might force you to get rid of some stuff.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:11,
	
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	 Is she a hoarder?
	Is she a hoarder?
 	I'm imagining piles of shoes and make up, books and old newspapers.
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	 no, it's all in cupboards and drawers
	no, it's all in cupboards and drawers
 	there are books everywhere, but books are GOOD.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:14,
	
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	 books are good
	books are good
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
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	 i have 6 bookshelves of them from my dad's house that i will need to fit in somewhere at some point too
	i have 6 bookshelves of them from my dad's house that i will need to fit in somewhere at some point too
 	i might need a big yellow unit. hmmm.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:23,
	
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	 I love a wall full of books, I will never succumb to a kindle and never throw away a book
	I love a wall full of books, I will never succumb to a kindle and never throw away a book
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 YESSSS! ME TOO!!!!
	YESSSS! ME TOO!!!!
 	when i have a grown-up house, imma have a library and a dog. i don't care about the rest of it.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:27,
	
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	 I hope I live on my own when I grow up too.
	I hope I live on my own when I grow up too.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 To be fair it's all tidy and put away, just the quantity mate, it's insane
	To be fair it's all tidy and put away, just the quantity mate, it's insane
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:15,
	
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	 AT LEAST MY SHOES AREN'T ALL THE SAME
	AT LEAST MY SHOES AREN'T ALL THE SAME
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:16,
	
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	 Most people can tell the difference between green trainers, black trainers, brown boots, tan boots and black Chelsea boots
	Most people can tell the difference between green trainers, black trainers, brown boots, tan boots and black Chelsea boots 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 i'm busy bored today
	i'm busy bored today
 	yesterday i was super-efficient.
alt: i'm good at cooking simple stuff. meatsnake is getting a chicken rice casserole dish tonight. never tried anything complicated. worst had to be a sausage plait at school. vile. and i dropped it whilst getting it out of the oven, and made my family eat it anyway. mwahaha.
altalt: it's only tuesday.
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I HAVE FOR LUNCH? NOTHING IS APPEALING TO ME.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
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	 I had three Vietnamese chicken wings with salad and some sort of picked radish thing
	I had three Vietnamese chicken wings with salad and some sort of picked radish thing 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:46,
	
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	 so knowing you are having chicken for dinner
	so knowing you are having chicken for dinner
 	you chose chicken for lunch?
carnivores are weird.
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:50,
	
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	 They were only small, I'm not full up apart from of snot and bile and blood
	They were only small, I'm not full up apart from of snot and bile and blood
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:51,
	
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	 Welcome to EboLa-don. I'll be staying away for a few months I think.
	Welcome to EboLa-don. I'll be staying away for a few months I think. 
 	At least there might be a few property bargains to be had when it's all over.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 No, we just like meat
	No, we just like meat
 	Sunday dinner was beef, Monday lunch was beef, Monday dinner was beef and today was beef
Keyword:
BEEF
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 sportscannibal
	sportscannibal
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:09,
	
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	 nomnomnom
	nomnomnom
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:11,
	
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	 sad story
	sad story
 	but you have to laugh at this:
Following the shooting, it [the cow] was described as “very angry” and “particularly motivated”.
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
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	 *pours one out for fallen homies*
	*pours one out for fallen homies*
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
Reply)
 
	 
	 
 	hom bov
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:23,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 + Mc
	+ Mc
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 Do you eat chicken?
	Do you eat chicken?
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 nope
	nope
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 Hah, you're so whipped.
	Hah, you're so whipped.
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:11,
	
Reply)
 
	 nah, i don't mind cooking meat for other people
	nah, i don't mind cooking meat for other people
 	i don't have any principles, not like tangles
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:16,
	
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	 Dude, you're cooking a meal you can't eat.... plus you're working all day, proper long hours too.
	Dude, you're cooking a meal you can't eat.... plus you're working all day, proper long hours too.
 	I wouldn't take that if I was you, he's mugging you off. Tell him you'll make him an "Air pie and a walk around".
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:24,
	
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	 homer simpson style "wait a minute....."
	homer simpson style "wait a minute....."
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 S M R T
	S M R T
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 Hah, it's not even a once-off.
	Hah, it's not even a once-off.
 	Do it with salmon instead, salmon is basiclly chicken of the fish world.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:49,
	
Reply)
 
	 HI GANG!!!
	HI GANG!!!
 	So busy today. Been drowning in date importing. it's good times for the RTA crew.
I only have a different mindset when Im pissed off. usually Im my lovely mellow, happy self. Even when talking to you pricks.
Alt. I do a lovely Beef Rendang. I cook loads of lovely things.
altalt. Saturday date night/ Busyyyyyyy
	(
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:49,
	
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	 Hi jaysums, where do you stand on Superdry and Jack Wills clothing retailers ?
	Hi jaysums, where do you stand on Superdry and Jack Wills clothing retailers ?
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:51,
	
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	 So I deleted my facebook cos its annoying and it reckons Al and Gonz will miss me
	So I deleted my facebook cos its annoying and it reckons Al and Gonz will miss me
 	Ha!
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:51,
	
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	 Have you considered deleting your account here?
	Have you considered deleting your account here?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:56,
	
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	 I'm waiting until I am ready to kill myself
	I'm waiting until I am ready to kill myself
 	Besides, this place would be shit without me.
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:58,
	
Reply)
 
	 How will you do it?
	How will you do it?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 Pastie carrot overdose?
	Pastie carrot overdose?
 	
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 Dunno what that is sorry
	Dunno what that is sorry
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 Now it just shows you as this :(
	Now it just shows you as this :(
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 Hey, I know that guy!
	Hey, I know that guy!
 	
	(
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 Why'd ya do that?
	Why'd ya do that?
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:06,
	
Reply)
 
	 Because it really is shit.
	Because it really is shit.
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:16,
	
Reply)
 
	 But what am I going to do? You pay me a resonable amount of my daily attention quota.
	But what am I going to do? You pay me a resonable amount of my daily attention quota.
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:22,
	
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	 You're already payed enough facebook attention without me
	You're already payed enough facebook attention without me 
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 Not nearly enough ! I sometimes have posts with no replies/likes !
	Not nearly enough ! I sometimes have posts with no replies/likes !
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 I just made a [cheese'n'ham rather than garlic butter] kiev, put it between two slices of bread with ketchup.
	I just made a [cheese'n'ham rather than garlic butter] kiev, put it between two slices of bread with ketchup.
 	And you know what? It fucking rocked. I want another one.
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 isn't that just a croque monsieur??
	isn't that just a croque monsieur??
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 Nah', I think they call it a gordon-blur. I think a Croque Monsier is a egg'n'cheese sandwich.
	Nah', I think they call it a gordon-blur. I think a Croque Monsier is a egg'n'cheese sandwich.
 	I'm not 100% sure it's a gordon-blur though, 'cus I take it out the packet when I put it in the freezer.
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:20,
	
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	 a gordon blur?
	a gordon blur?
 	amazing.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:22,
	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 That looks oddly 3d
	That looks oddly 3d
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 Haha
	Haha
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 Haha
	Haha
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 click
	click
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 It's just occurred to me that I'm going to work in a hospital,
	It's just occurred to me that I'm going to work in a hospital, 
 	And there is ebola is happening.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:14,
	
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	 gingers are immune from normal diseases
	gingers are immune from normal diseases
 	you'll be fine
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 as willl you
	as willl you
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 why?
	why?
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:22,
	
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	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:28,
	
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	 WINDY IS OVER THERE
	WINDY IS OVER THERE
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 Hello.
	Hello. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 I think it only affects Africans
	I think it only affects Africans
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 Well that's good.
	Well that's good. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 I think the gays can get it too.
	I think the gays can get it too. 
 	Or is that just the AIDS?
	(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 Where is it happening?
	Where is it happening?
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:19,
	
Reply)
 
	 Africa.
	Africa. 
 	
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:25,
	
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	 And where is the hospital you will be working in?
	And where is the hospital you will be working in?
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 Not on Africa.
	Not on Africa. 
 	
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 Probably have a few African nurses though
	Probably have a few African nurses though
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 Oxford is full of peace types that go abroad to help people I  foreign countries.
	Oxford is full of peace types that go abroad to help people I  foreign countries. 
 	One of them is bound to bring it back.
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 There is no such thing as Ebola, it's all a conspiracy by Big Phama and CDC to cover up that the MMR vaxine causes autisim.
	There is no such thing as Ebola, it's all a conspiracy by Big Phama and CDC to cover up that the MMR vaxine causes autisim.
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:21,
	
Reply)
 
	 There is a theory out there that ebola and the rise in popularity of the Africa cup of nations
	There is a theory out there that ebola and the rise in popularity of the Africa cup of nations 
 	Is a long winded white supremacist plot to kill a bunch of darkies.
	(
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:25,
	
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	 I reckon it'll all amount to nothing.
	I reckon it'll all amount to nothing.
 	I'm pretty sure more people die from a lack of clean drinking water.
io9.com/the-anti-vaxxers-are-spreading-ebola-conspiracy-theori-1645815265?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 if MMR gives you autism
	if MMR gives you autism
 	What the hell did they inject into your arse?
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:27,
	
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	 Your mum's 12 inch rubber strap on, which she calls "Thor, the thundercock".
	Your mum's 12 inch rubber strap on, which she calls "Thor, the thundercock".
 	It's so big that it's even got a tiny little attachment cock that is also bigger than your dick.
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 hahahahaha!
	hahahahaha!
 	ZING!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 Clickin dis
	Clickin dis
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 surely it's his arse that would be Thor?
	surely it's his arse that would be Thor?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 Yeth
	Yeth
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 well that told him
	well that told him
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 ha!
	ha!
 	However this still means you were on the receiving end
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:39,
	
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	 Just take your defeat gracefully mate, I know you've been badly burnt but it will pass.
	Just take your defeat gracefully mate, I know you've been badly burnt but it will pass.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41,
	
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 	+c +ion
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:47,
	
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	 IDGI and my eyes keep going blurry
	IDGI and my eyes keep going blurry
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 Defecation
	Defecation
 	It's a big word for pooing
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:50,
	
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	 thx friend
	thx friend
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 worst day ever, I may have to flounce
	worst day ever, I may have to flounce
 	shall I 
a: post scat porn
2: MS paint versions of poster's worst moments
iii) real neams and addresses
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 f) ALL OF THE ABOVE
	f) ALL OF THE ABOVE
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 Roughly this:
	Roughly this:
 	Post swathes of text from Dozers linkedin bullshit
Post real names, then delete them, then post them again, then request your name gets deleted and do this a few times over
Keep popping back to say that everyone but you is wrong and upset
Fail to realise and acknowledge the things you've done that may have made people think you're a bit of a knob sometimes
Scat porn
Gay porn
Say you want your account to be deleted but it hasn't been
Continue posting despite this claim
MS Paint modifications of peoples pics you've got from googling and stalking
DYAAKY
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 We need a new Phsyco, Braggonsomething isn't taking up the bait.
	We need a new Phsyco, Braggonsomething isn't taking up the bait.
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 dOCTOR bEST tROLL WILL EVENTUALLY GO MENTAL, YOU MARK MY WORDS
	dOCTOR bEST tROLL WILL EVENTUALLY GO MENTAL, YOU MARK MY WORDS
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 lol caps!!
	lol caps!!
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 This should be added to /FAQ
	This should be added to /FAQ
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:24,
	
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	 Where does a badly drawn penis fit into this plot?
	Where does a badly drawn penis fit into this plot?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 I had to google it too, "Centre for Desease Control".
	I had to google it too, "Centre for Desease Control".
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:32,
	
Reply)
 
	 WHO?
	WHO?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 No, not the World Health Organisation
	No, not the World Health Organisation
 	the Centre for Desease Control
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:36,
	
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	 ttj
	ttj
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 No, not the Timber Trades Journal
	No, not the Timber Trades Journal
 	the Center for Desease Control
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41,
	
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	 Just try not to have unprotected sex with any of the patients or corpses.
	Just try not to have unprotected sex with any of the patients or corpses. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 You tell me this NOW?!
	You tell me this NOW?!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 grapes adn coffee do not go together
	grapes adn coffee do not go together
 	Take heed gonz
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 Yeh gonz take heed
	Yeh gonz take heed
 	swipes waiting about the bins to give it.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 *Does a nod*
	*Does a nod*
 	TBH, I'd rather it be that way 'round, than the other, an explosive bumhole is far less worst than an exploded colon.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 Ok, don't tell anyone
	Ok, don't tell anyone
 	but I've grown some actually fairly good weed in my garden. In my garden!!! And assuming the whole batch comes through ok, I'm going to have loads.
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:41,
	
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	 nice
	nice
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 And where is this garden?
	And where is this garden?
 	
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 Behind my house obvs
	Behind my house obvs
 	
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 Front garden would be a bit too obvious
	Front garden would be a bit too obvious
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 It would, really
	It would, really
 	The police knocked my door a little while ago about a disturbance in the street (nothing to do with me, promise). I was praying that they wouldn't ask to come in because I had a bag of weed on my sofa that I was working my way through.
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 You know they could smell it, don't you?
	You know they could smell it, don't you?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 Nah, I'm safe
	Nah, I'm safe
 	No one smokes weed in surburbia, right?
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 Good work, I'd love to be self-sufficient in this respect.
	Good work, I'd love to be self-sufficient in this respect.
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:46,
	
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	 I have to be honest, I put in very little effort
	I have to be honest, I put in very little effort
 	just a little bit of research as to what to do next. So far so good. It's not the most powerful weed I've ever had, but the price is right.
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:48,
	
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	 It's really very easy to grow, isn't it?
	It's really very easy to grow, isn't it?
 	Just don't get caught, yeah?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 Yes, there's a reason they call it weed
	Yes, there's a reason they call it weed
 	And I'll try x
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 If you don't give me half your weed I'll call the police and get them to backtrace your OT posts and arrest you
	If you don't give me half your weed I'll call the police and get them to backtrace your OT posts and arrest you
 	I'll also tell them you have kiddy porn hidden in your house so they trash it looking for it.
	(
 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:57,
	
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	 That's pretty mean sprirted
	That's pretty mean sprirted
 	Why would you do that?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 because he wants half your weed
	because he wants half your weed
 	i think the motivation is reasonably clear, here
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 Well he could just ask nicely and maybe I'll share it
	Well he could just ask nicely and maybe I'll share it
 	Why is everyone out to screw each other over these days?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 Most of the time he is happy
	Most of the time he is happy
 	He's a weedo
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 I'll screw you over big time if you don't hand over half the weed.
	I'll screw you over big time if you don't hand over half the weed.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:13,
	
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	 I like that
	I like that
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 Ballswagen
	Ballswagen
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 *something about loving a bug*
	*something about loving a bug*
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:08,
	
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	 Hyundguy
	Hyundguy
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:09,
	
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	 He also said the encounters leave him "exhausted"
	He also said the encounters leave him "exhausted"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 He was 'CLUTCHING' on for dear life.
	He was 'CLUTCHING' on for dear life.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:15,
	
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	 Some problem with the BIG END it seems.
	Some problem with the BIG END it seems.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:20,
	
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	 And you thought that was bird shit on your car.
	And you thought that was bird shit on your car. 
 	
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:17,
	
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	 If she does that then don't ask her out again
	If she does that then don't ask her out again
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:23,
	
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