Alt: You don't need meat to make a good breakfast.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:45, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I fixed this for you
n't
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)

In which case
reakfast owel cancer
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)

You'd think they'd be wise enough to eat healthily :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)

whoooo?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)

twit

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)

But you do need lager

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)

It is both civilised and correct to have a little tipple at breakfast.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)

I have had The Thirst all day today. Lunchtime pint today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Port would be my choice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Folkestone or Dover?
I believe seamen are available in either.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Folkestone doesn't operate any longer, so Dover is your best bet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)

massive hash brown, massive garlic portabello mushroom and a couple of fried eggs. Like YM's tits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)

I'll have some toast and a pot of tea to go with that, please.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I do like to make a frying pan sized rosti

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Me too.
Grated spud, onion and apple.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Not so sure about this.
But I will say: you don't need meat on a pizza.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I don't need it in my diet at all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)

'need' is the key word here

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)

queer

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I like pineapple on a pizza and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)

you are awful

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)

So, so wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Pineapple and jellopinos

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)

You don't.
One of the pizza delivery places near me does a pizza appetisingly called "bulk meat". If you eat with your hands the grease runs down your hands, arm and drips off your elbow. Fackin' lavverly!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)

those poor bulks being slaughtered just so you can eat a rubbish pizza
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Lewisham


The Glasgow of the south.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)

The most South Eastern of South East London.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Yeh and if its cold and you eat it walking home the grease goes hard and you can snap it off in to pointy grease sticks!

( Peej, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I think you'll find that vegetarianism is a lie.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Which bit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:16, Reply)

It doesn't exist. You're all pretending.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)

Shh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Although, have you tried big egg?
Get a half dozen eggs, and a large flat bottomed pan. Split the whites and yolks. Pour yolks in to middle of pan. As it's starting to set, pour whites round the outside to make a giant egg. Slice and serve.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:16, Reply)

'big egg'
is what we call my Sunday morning guffs.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)

So?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:20, Reply)

It uses the same name as your pointless lolwakki concoction.
I thought that was pretty obvious.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Shank 'im in the bogs Windy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)

talking about yourself in the third person again?
lowest of all the fives.

you're way too slow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)

You're calling me lol waqqi
And you're the one making up silly names for farts with your housemates?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)

ZING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)

big eggs are what we call YM's tits while we are gang raping her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)

+l g + Emma
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Frank Zappa is shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Eggs should never be of a consistency whereby they can be sliced
prolly easier to just get an ostrich egg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Where am I going to get an ostrich egg?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Ostrich Farm

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Far bu
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)