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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Apparently there's nobody in the UK who can make a sandwich


I call Poppycock on this, let's hear of your favorite sandwiches that you make. Mine is a roast chicken sandwich with lots'n'lots of roast garlic and roast veg and roast onions and mayo and sweet good chilli jam.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:31, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I had a sandwich made for me just this morning.
I doubt the veracity of this report.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I can make a sandwich.
The best sandwich is a proper soss Sanger. Mustard and ketchup. Watercress. Decent bread. No fucking about.

Alt: I'm doing my own alt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:35, Reply)
This story really is:
"Is there no-one left in Britain who can make sandwiches for £1.20 an hour?"
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:39, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)
almost
the real story is "company creates low paid jobs in area of low unemployment and is somehow surprised when nobody applies"
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:48, Reply)
See also: Betteridge's law of headlines

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:50, Reply)
"Is this Britain's Best Headline?"

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Beautiful. Unique. And we are giving away thousands

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:40, Reply)
I've just had a roast chicken sarnie
I'm now a having cbeese and green tomato chutney one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Best sandwich:
Rare steak, caramelised red onion, roasted mushroom in crusty bread
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Butter, mayonnaise and salt 'n' vinegar crisps.
The sandwich of kings.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Crisp sandwich = WIN

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I fell like somebody's hammered a tent peg into my skull :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)
Man, thats intents

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Love it.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)
I thought I'd pitched it just right

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)
I reckon I'm right.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)
You're a mean, cruel man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Are you still bloo blooing?
Go to the walk in or the docs, or the hospital.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:27, Reply)
She looks like wills is going down on her in that picture
Not particularly sombre at all!

I made an epic Wood pigeon breast with brie, rocket and cranberry sandwich. Well it was a baguette really, but one I baked myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:43, Reply)
She is going to age hard.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:46, Reply)
I think so too.
I'd still slip her one now though.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Meh, mine's better.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)
He'd slip you one and all

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)
That sounds a bit posh, well nice though, I could go for that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:59, Reply)
My mate shot it for me

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:02, Reply)
She looks like she's enjoying her own fart to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Love this
www.theguardian.com/media/mediamonkeyblog/2014/nov/10/sandwich-makers-of-britain-concede-daily-mail-front-page-is-right
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Pwoaarrr!! I'd salute HER with MY cenotaph ifyouknowworramean!!!
Lets see how sombre she is then!! Eh? Eh?!
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:45, Reply)
cor!
Sandwiches! Made by fit currymunchers!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:48, Reply)
This is relevant because I am eating a sandwich right now, that I made myself.
#britishsandwiches4britishpeople
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:48, Reply)
I'd make a sandwich with you in the middle if you know what I mean

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:50, Reply)
Doesn't sound kosher

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:50, Reply)
I think you mean an MMM threesome, you naughty man xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:51, Reply)
MJM

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)
double cor!
Three guys, two foreskins!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)
a "lucky Phineas"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)
With Rachael Khoo and Lorain Pascale stuffing?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)
ARGH!
Lyndyann Barrass (Spuggie) in 1992 and 2014, when she became SATAN
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:06, Reply)
What the fuck is that thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Satan?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Zelda from Terrahawks?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)
....keep....going.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:19, Reply)
"NINESTEIN!!!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:21, Reply)
It ent nice doing that when swipe isn't here to defend herself

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Sportscow, please stop stealing pictures from my girlfriend's Facebook page.
It isn't fucking funny anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Thats your bird that is
(this makes sense if you know what a spuggie is)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:14, Reply)
A Spuggie is a warning to not go on a water diet if you're ginger.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)
I'm from Surrey, sporto.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Spuggie = sparrow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Separated at birth

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:22, Reply)
WTF IS THAT?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Mick Hucknall?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Carrot Top.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Mick Hucknall really does get better with age........

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:24, Reply)
MARRginally

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:25, Reply)
There's a theory that the
ginger gene is the result of cro magnon man breeding with neanderthals.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:29, Reply)
yerr ... that's bollocks
I don't know when "there's a theory that" became a synonym for "some shit I made up that can be easily dismissed"
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:35, Reply)
I like using the prefix "Apparently ... "

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:38, Reply)
To be fair
if he's theorised it, then there *is* a theory.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:39, Reply)
That's not what a theory is - and it's not his.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)
http://www.dhamurian.org.au/anthropology/neanderthal1.html
Probably bollocks. When I pointed it out to a redheaded friend of mine though it did provoke the memorable rejoinder 'I'm not a neanderthal, is this about me not using plates again?'
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:43, Reply)
that's a link to a new age UFO and astrology website, you dumb prick

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Dry your eyes anger management
Try this one
https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/are-neanderthals-connected-with-humans.69056/
John Radcliffe Institute of Molecular Medicine in Oxford apparently did the research but nothing's confirmed.
Do you not believe in Astrology then? Typical Leo...
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 14:16, Reply)
SPUGGIE!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Full fry up, onna suitably sized bun or baguette.
Beware of bursting egg yolks though.

Failing that, steak and roasted peppers in freshly made cobbler.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Wood Pigeon Brie and Cranberry!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Y'know, I don't think I've ever felt compelled to take a photograph of some food.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:35, Reply)
HAHA BECAUSE YOUR VEGETARIAN YOU ARE FOOD IS SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Me either. Don't really understand it, tbh.
It never looks appetising when other people do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Well no, professional food photographers do all sorts of weird shit to the food to make it look appetising.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:37, Reply)
terrible bullying of gonz

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Gonz's comment threads usually make his worthwhile, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)
=) It's a team effot.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:46, Reply)
It's more about showing off something you enjoy or have been creative with.
Some people have kids, some people have pets, some people do football, me, I do food.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:38, Reply)
I'm going to start spamming Facebook with photos of gearboxes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:40, Reply)
You choose to view the spam on facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)
I choose to scroll through my newsfeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)
And you choose who your newsfeed contains

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Cool, go ahead, it's not my cup of tea but you might find other people are interested.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)
nobody wants a picture of your lentil slops

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Not even if I'm wearing them?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:37, Reply)
I rarely do it
but its the only time I've had any wood pigeon
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:38, Reply)
I gave YM My wood (pigeon)
etc etc
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Yup, that'd do me nicely

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:36, Reply)
I hope so.
I'm just about to go and make one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 10 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)

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