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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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it's Peanut Butter Fudge Day on Thursday
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:36, 151 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:36, 151 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
this place would be dead on its arse if I kept starting shit threads that nobody cares about
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Carefull now you have to approach he startled Cornish quietly
You cant go straight in with the capslock
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You cant go straight in with the capslock
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Was I dead? I was posting about Its a wonderful life not so long ago
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Pretty much yes
I'm quite young compared to the fogeys here though.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I'm quite young compared to the fogeys here though.
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And you never answered my question about B&W or Coloured
apart from with sarcasm :(
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:55, Reply)
apart from with sarcasm :(
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 15:55, Reply)
it's exactly this sort of behaviour that's ruining this place for us decent people
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Exactly
I feel like that scientist chap being bullyed by the nasty feminazis over his comedy shirt
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I feel like that scientist chap being bullyed by the nasty feminazis over his comedy shirt
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I am trying to get the freezer empty before the Xmas glut fest
so I will use a mince for spag bol tonight.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:14, Reply)
so I will use a mince for spag bol tonight.
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Post Xmas I need to get my cook on
as we'll be getting a new kitchen in. Proper freezer filler, pies, chlli, spag bol, soups, the lot....
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:25, Reply)
as we'll be getting a new kitchen in. Proper freezer filler, pies, chlli, spag bol, soups, the lot....
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:25, Reply)
My nan used to cook her tea at dinnertime and have her dinner at teatime.
You could be on to something.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)
You could be on to something.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)
yeah ... but she had to work around her shifts down at the docks servicing the sailors
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alright fod
people are a bit tetchy today ... prolly time of the month or summat
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)
people are a bit tetchy today ... prolly time of the month or summat
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)
it's not my fault that my Charles Manson charisma causes some people to throw a sulky wobble
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I just saw some bloo blooing mary (not me) on twitter post about him
because he got a marriage licence and the Dyke Family Robinson were denied.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:43, Reply)
because he got a marriage licence and the Dyke Family Robinson were denied.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:43, Reply)
I don't want to go all internet psychology or owt
but women who marry imprisoned psychos are fucking mental and should be locked up
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)
but women who marry imprisoned psychos are fucking mental and should be locked up
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)
I have seen an educational documentary about women locked up together in prison
and I have to say it looked quite fun.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
and I have to say it looked quite fun.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
I think I've seen that one
I learned a whole new use for truncheons
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:05, Reply)
I learned a whole new use for truncheons
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i know it's poor form to quote gazzes, but... "Dear Swiperoo
How are you? afhardhardharhy Sorry. My eyebrow piercing got caught in the keyboard as I was bashing it with my dobber.
Anyway, as I was saying, I think Jaysumz is HAWT and I totes would do him like a bitch nigz riding a sk8board with hamsters instead of wheels.
Kisses,
Dozeroeoeoeoe"
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
How are you? afhardhardharhy Sorry. My eyebrow piercing got caught in the keyboard as I was bashing it with my dobber.
Anyway, as I was saying, I think Jaysumz is HAWT and I totes would do him like a bitch nigz riding a sk8board with hamsters instead of wheels.
Kisses,
Dozeroeoeoeoe"
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I would never sign off with 'kisses'.
Apart from that, horribly accurate.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Apart from that, horribly accurate.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Who wants to fuck a middle aged mess who models themselves on an Avril Lavigne song?
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)
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it's quite sweet that every single one of your cultural touchpoints is exquisitely lowbrow.
You're council, through and through.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
You're council, through and through.
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I like popular culture, what of it?
You should try popularity sometime.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
You should try popularity sometime.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:03, Reply)
no, you like ITV shite
And crappy pop music. And 'trance', famously the favoured music of plebs and nonces.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
And crappy pop music. And 'trance', famously the favoured music of plebs and nonces.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:07, Reply)
they will have days to celebrate or promote pretty much anything. I would not be surprised if the fools had a World Aids Day.
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I love tht time in December when you know which guys not to fuck.
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no, ape
how can someone who has no idea what the people want be in charge of what they can buy? where will the madness end?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:33, Reply)
how can someone who has no idea what the people want be in charge of what they can buy? where will the madness end?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:33, Reply)
I have nothing to do with grocery retail anymore I'm afraid
anyway your opinion on all matter food related is void due to your massive mouth wrongness
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
anyway your opinion on all matter food related is void due to your massive mouth wrongness
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:42, Reply)
I do not apologise for my education
I'm sure your "comp" in Cheshire taught the basics of "blow jobs for own brand vodka" and "how to fleece pensioners" but my experience was rather more refined
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
I'm sure your "comp" in Cheshire taught the basics of "blow jobs for own brand vodka" and "how to fleece pensioners" but my experience was rather more refined
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
dude, if the point of my comment whooshed over your head like a firework, that's your problem
suffice it to say, it wasn't a scientific point.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
suffice it to say, it wasn't a scientific point.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
it won't stop being any more stupid, love
soz ... the whole argue until everybody gets bored thing may work in the world of mediocre arts students but it's a bit dull for the grown ups
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
soz ... the whole argue until everybody gets bored thing may work in the world of mediocre arts students but it's a bit dull for the grown ups
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:04, Reply)
if you are really reading it as an attempt to be scientific, you're dumber than dozer
other than that, well, there's no excuse for your lack of basic comprehension.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
other than that, well, there's no excuse for your lack of basic comprehension.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 18:05, Reply)
I think you should only have 2 threads a day.
Because you're shit. And you should feel shit.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Because you're shit. And you should feel shit.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I'll take your suggestion into consideration when I start the next thread. Thanks.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:53, Reply)
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He also has what the police described as " one of the largest and most disturbing collections of child pornography ever found"
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:55, Reply)
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And I'm keeping track of what you've borrowed so don't go thinking I'll have forgotten by the time I'm out of prison.
( , Tue 18 Nov 2014, 17:58, Reply)
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