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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what do you put on top of your chrimbo tree?
An angel? A fairy? A star? A fucking twig and straw reindeer like some kraut tried to sell me at the weekend?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:56, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
An angel the doris made when she was about eight.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:57, Reply)
This is a splendid answer.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Although it would be slightly less twee if it were her parents who kept it to use every year.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:58, Reply)
My eldest has made a dalek to put on top of the tree this year.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I hope you gave him a slap and crushed the dalek to teach him a lesson

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)
A star

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:00, Reply)
yeah yeah already one fairy haha
pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Well no, Jase, you're way too fat to stay up there.
It'd snap.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:04, Reply)
As his last partner said

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:04, Reply)
*uncharitable office snigger*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:05, Reply)
We've got one of those.
He empties the bins.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)
nah, he had a huge cock. Nee bother

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)
a large chicken does not maketh the man
in fact it is somewhat fowl
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Takes all the fun out of it if you bully yourself.

(Twangy Rubber, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Who the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)
That's twangers
He won't reply now, it's taken him all day to pluck up the courage to post that.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)
you're not a fairy, you're an angel
A fallen angel who is abhorrent in the eyes of The Lord and will burn in eternal hellfire for his dastardly sins
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)
All my mates will be there an what?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
fair point
no cunt is going to have fun in heaven ... it'll be full of Jehovah's Witnesses and pious Jews
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)
No, silly.
The catholics will be the only ones in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)
hahahahayeah
no
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:14, Reply)
why would they let cat addicts in?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:14, Reply)
This was so incredibly awful that I actually chuckled.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)
a Jew

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:05, Reply)
We don't have anything on on top of our tree as it's the cheapest one Asda sells
and can't take the weight.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)
this is funny because it's true

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)
only it's from Netto

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)
in the reject bin

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:09, Reply)
but enough about baggenfock's wife

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Raggy dolls, raggy dolls. Dolls like you and me.
Hang on, did that cartoon call us all cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)

relay.cr3ation.co.uk/questions/offtopic/post2419864
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Yeah, top Christmas spirit guys.
Cheers.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)
your top Christmas spirit is meths

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Best of all the South African school subjects

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:16, Reply)
they only do division and subtraction though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:18, Reply)
excellent topical 1980s political humour here

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:21, Reply)
*fights power*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:40, Reply)
A shitty old 5 pointed star
that the missus has used since she was a nipper, its quite good though as you can fit one of the clear Christmas lights inside so it glows
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Pricks.
I followed that for miles.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)
you'd follow pricks anywhere

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Like a bisto kid

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
I'll admit it's not all glamorous being one of the magi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)

ma fun

I have no idea what this means.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Something something something...
... because there isn't mushroom!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:24, Reply)
chortle chortle what a jolly hoot

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Just a star.
Putting up the tree is the only concession I make to xmas decorating, and every year, it seems like more of a waste of everyone's time.

Bah humbug.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
poor old grumbleflobskin

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Have you considered an alternative faith?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:24, Reply)
a leth thtupid one?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Oi!
Cheeky cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Haha Bob Monkhouse, ladies and gentlemen!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Whatever my fucking wife finds in the fucking shop, brings home and puts there, thinking it looked lovely in store but looks a bit tacky on the tree, but she can't take it back now because she threw the receipt away.
Fucking Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:24, Reply)
I'm deffo popping around to yours for a sherry this year
it sounds idyllic
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Christmas is fine.
It's the few days before that are a fucking nightmare. She has to make sure absolutely everything is, in her eyes, perfect.

I reason that everyone but her will be too pissed to care, and our son will be too focused on the toys he'll receive.

Changes nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)
We should put b3th and Munsta in a house party and see who sucks the joy out of the air fastest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I'd take that as a challenge.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Fucking pair of fundementors.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Cheers!
"
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Oh for Christ's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Can I play too?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
My winky

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)
I like winkies

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:26, Reply)
best of all the genitals

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:31, Reply)
with a little Santa hat on the end?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Good call

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)
A swastika.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:30, Reply)
edgy

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:31, Reply)
It's an ancient symbol of good luck.
Not that it worked for old Adolf, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:32, Reply)
But he's still going strong, riding his dinosaur.
www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3223365845&feature=iv&list=UUVWM3HFqgT1lWD0ertDQApA&src_vid=aas9sjcxMgM&v=P8S-jJiYafk
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)
\o/
Not caught up for a while, how was Bloodstock?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:36, Reply)
Oh it was fucking ace. You should have gone.
Evil Scarecrow had pretty much EVERYONE out to watch them. At 11 in the MORNING.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:38, Reply)
I was there.
But stuck working backstage all weekend. Managed about six hours sleep between Thursday morning and Monday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)
obv is obv
or an
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)
What can I say?
Goth girls. Dirty and damaged ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:46, Reply)
and covered in crusty semen

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:50, Reply)
I think they just look that way because they never wash their dreadlocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:53, Reply)
I got it off of czech ebay.
They didn't jew me on the price either.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:33, Reply)
You should get one of those weak, withered looking trees from a pound shop.
Put a star of David on top, and put it in the oven to compliment your third-Reich Christmas tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Nah I just burn the nazi one to the ground on the 12th day and chuck a red star on the remains.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:39, Reply)
Last year it was Donkey Kong swatting at biplanes hanging from tinsel
I'm not sure what this year's theme is gonna be
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Tie all the tinsel at the top like a cunt-sprout.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Lesbians

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:50, Reply)
oo oo! I've got an idea for a great theme!
Christmas
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Tinsel is common and for pikeys.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Christmas without tinsel is like Christmas without foie gras and oysters

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Auto agree
decorations of the traditional sort are far superior
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:39, Reply)
yeah ... you just pop some holly and ivy around the ceiling beams and give one another peg dolls and an exotic satsuma

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:41, Reply)
Pretty much this^
ice bit of holly and Ivy formed into a garland down the staircase, lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
christ
do you give the pony some extra oats before riding the trap up to the church for evensong?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
I don't do church because religion is shit and for cunts
but the others do
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
well do say hello to the dashwoods when you see them
and try not to die of pleurisy or cholera
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:52, Reply)
an anvil
Th-th-th-that's all folks!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)
With a pile of "bird food" at the bottom

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:51, Reply)
wonder if you can get an ACME tree

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:52, Reply)
You just paint one on the wall
then when it comes to decorating it watch as they kids keep dropping the tinsel
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:57, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:50, Reply)
i don't have a christmas tree
i go away for christmas, and lie on the beach, like a civilised hooman. so i guess you could say some factor 30 (stupid irish ancestors).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:21, Reply)
hush now, hyacinth
if you're too miserable for chrimbo trees you'll have to wait for a new thread
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
ooh la belmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
A felt wee wee tapir being ridden by a LARP lordling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:31, Reply)
but enough about your wallpaper

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:32, Reply)
bit unimaginative

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
a chrimblebobs haggis xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:56, Reply)
savages

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:59, Reply)
no, they are busy rehearsing and writing for their next record

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Christmas pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
more holly?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:14, Reply)

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