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what do you put on top of your chrimbo tree?
An angel? A fairy? A star? A fucking twig and straw reindeer like some kraut tried to sell me at the weekend?
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:56, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
An angel? A fairy? A star? A fucking twig and straw reindeer like some kraut tried to sell me at the weekend?
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:56, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Although it would be slightly less twee if it were her parents who kept it to use every year.
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I hope you gave him a slap and crushed the dalek to teach him a lesson
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a large chicken does not maketh the man
in fact it is somewhat fowl
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:58, Reply)
in fact it is somewhat fowl
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That's twangers
He won't reply now, it's taken him all day to pluck up the courage to post that.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)
He won't reply now, it's taken him all day to pluck up the courage to post that.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:17, Reply)
you're not a fairy, you're an angel
A fallen angel who is abhorrent in the eyes of The Lord and will burn in eternal hellfire for his dastardly sins
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)
A fallen angel who is abhorrent in the eyes of The Lord and will burn in eternal hellfire for his dastardly sins
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)
fair point
no cunt is going to have fun in heaven ... it'll be full of Jehovah's Witnesses and pious Jews
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)
no cunt is going to have fun in heaven ... it'll be full of Jehovah's Witnesses and pious Jews
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)
We don't have anything on on top of our tree as it's the cheapest one Asda sells
and can't take the weight.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:06, Reply)
and can't take the weight.
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Raggy dolls, raggy dolls. Dolls like you and me.
Hang on, did that cartoon call us all cunts?
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Hang on, did that cartoon call us all cunts?
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:11, Reply)
A shitty old 5 pointed star
that the missus has used since she was a nipper, its quite good though as you can fit one of the clear Christmas lights inside so it glows
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)
that the missus has used since she was a nipper, its quite good though as you can fit one of the clear Christmas lights inside so it glows
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Something something something...
... because there isn't mushroom!!!!!!
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... because there isn't mushroom!!!!!!
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Just a star.
Putting up the tree is the only concession I make to xmas decorating, and every year, it seems like more of a waste of everyone's time.
Bah humbug.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Putting up the tree is the only concession I make to xmas decorating, and every year, it seems like more of a waste of everyone's time.
Bah humbug.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Whatever my fucking wife finds in the fucking shop, brings home and puts there, thinking it looked lovely in store but looks a bit tacky on the tree, but she can't take it back now because she threw the receipt away.
Fucking Christmas.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Fucking Christmas.
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I'm deffo popping around to yours for a sherry this year
it sounds idyllic
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it sounds idyllic
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Christmas is fine.
It's the few days before that are a fucking nightmare. She has to make sure absolutely everything is, in her eyes, perfect.
I reason that everyone but her will be too pissed to care, and our son will be too focused on the toys he'll receive.
Changes nothing.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:27, Reply)
It's the few days before that are a fucking nightmare. She has to make sure absolutely everything is, in her eyes, perfect.
I reason that everyone but her will be too pissed to care, and our son will be too focused on the toys he'll receive.
Changes nothing.
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We should put b3th and Munsta in a house party and see who sucks the joy out of the air fastest.
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It's an ancient symbol of good luck.
Not that it worked for old Adolf, eh?
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Not that it worked for old Adolf, eh?
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But he's still going strong, riding his dinosaur.
www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3223365845&feature=iv&list=UUVWM3HFqgT1lWD0ertDQApA&src_vid=aas9sjcxMgM&v=P8S-jJiYafk
:D
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www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_3223365845&feature=iv&list=UUVWM3HFqgT1lWD0ertDQApA&src_vid=aas9sjcxMgM&v=P8S-jJiYafk
:D
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Oh it was fucking ace. You should have gone.
Evil Scarecrow had pretty much EVERYONE out to watch them. At 11 in the MORNING.
:D
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Evil Scarecrow had pretty much EVERYONE out to watch them. At 11 in the MORNING.
:D
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I was there.
But stuck working backstage all weekend. Managed about six hours sleep between Thursday morning and Monday morning.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:41, Reply)
But stuck working backstage all weekend. Managed about six hours sleep between Thursday morning and Monday morning.
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I think they just look that way because they never wash their dreadlocks.
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I got it off of czech ebay.
They didn't jew me on the price either.
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They didn't jew me on the price either.
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You should get one of those weak, withered looking trees from a pound shop.
Put a star of David on top, and put it in the oven to compliment your third-Reich Christmas tree.
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Put a star of David on top, and put it in the oven to compliment your third-Reich Christmas tree.
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Nah I just burn the nazi one to the ground on the 12th day and chuck a red star on the remains.
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Last year it was Donkey Kong swatting at biplanes hanging from tinsel
I'm not sure what this year's theme is gonna be
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:45, Reply)
I'm not sure what this year's theme is gonna be
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Christmas without tinsel is like Christmas without foie gras and oysters
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yeah ... you just pop some holly and ivy around the ceiling beams and give one another peg dolls and an exotic satsuma
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Pretty much this^
ice bit of holly and Ivy formed into a garland down the staircase, lovely stuff
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
ice bit of holly and Ivy formed into a garland down the staircase, lovely stuff
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
christ
do you give the pony some extra oats before riding the trap up to the church for evensong?
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:43, Reply)
do you give the pony some extra oats before riding the trap up to the church for evensong?
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I don't do church because religion is shit and for cunts
but the others do
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
but the others do
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well do say hello to the dashwoods when you see them
and try not to die of pleurisy or cholera
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:52, Reply)
and try not to die of pleurisy or cholera
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You just paint one on the wall
then when it comes to decorating it watch as they kids keep dropping the tinsel
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:57, Reply)
then when it comes to decorating it watch as they kids keep dropping the tinsel
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i don't have a christmas tree
i go away for christmas, and lie on the beach, like a civilised hooman. so i guess you could say some factor 30 (stupid irish ancestors).
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:21, Reply)
i go away for christmas, and lie on the beach, like a civilised hooman. so i guess you could say some factor 30 (stupid irish ancestors).
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:21, Reply)
hush now, hyacinth
if you're too miserable for chrimbo trees you'll have to wait for a new thread
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
if you're too miserable for chrimbo trees you'll have to wait for a new thread
( , Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:36, Reply)
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