back at my desk
4 people so far have told me i look like shit and should be in bed. marvellous, can't hear that enough.

i just couldn't face another day working from the sofa. how do some people work from home 5 days a week?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:53, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You look like shit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:53, Reply)

You look like shit

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:54, Reply)

You should be in bed

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:55, Reply)

SSRIs

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:58, Reply)

you all suck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:58, Reply)

r u ill?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:59, Reply)

just a stupid cold
but i really resent them. fuck off, you shitty little virus.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)

stop licking the hand rails on the tube

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:12, Reply)

hand rails windows

tube sunshine bus
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)

my taxi driver should have been driving the sunshine bus this morning
not a fucking clue where he was going, and was like some kind of magnet for traffic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)

I hope you explained how important you are and called him a shit.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

no
i did a lot of british sighing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)

bit racist
most of us aren't crippled by middle-class insecurity
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:35, Reply)

yeah
post some more pictures of your "garden", go on...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I've never posted any pictures of my garden ... why would I post pictures of my garden?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)

is my garden to blame for her insecurity? that seems unlikely

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:42, Reply)

oh so you built a pizza oven in someone else's garden
and showed off those pictures out of a desperate need to show what you've "achieved"?

that does make sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)

wtfayboa? and what does this have to do with your colossal sack of insecurity?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:48, Reply)

YOU LEAVE SNOWBRO ALONE

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)

no way, dude
Snowbro must be super secure to watch his missus being a retard on the internet all day without a glimmer of embarrassment
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Working from home is a discipline
All that skiving won't do itself!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Disable auto-away on office communicator.
Turn email noises on and laptop volume up.
Put hands down front of pyjama bottoms.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:07, Reply)

what if you are wearing a nightdress?
or, in the sexy sexy case of me feeling v sorry for myself, a bright yellow t-shirt from nathan's hot dogs on coney island, featuring a hotdog sashaying around with a bottle of ketchup, a bottle of mustard, and the caption "that's just how i roll" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Office communicator isn't loaded on my laptop - I think

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:18, Reply)

get over it, you feeble cunt

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:11, Reply)

if you were a real scientist, you'd have found a cure by now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:13, Reply)

galton found a cure for feeble cunts over a century ago

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:14, Reply)

considering you could be killed by a meringue, gayest of all the puddings
you're not really in much of a place to talk about other people being feeble
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I know, right?
I have a genuine life-threatening condition and you have a temporary minor inconvenience and yet you're the one who's been dribbling with self pity all week.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)

She needs to man the fuck up and get herself a fanny bag

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)

That is still pretty gay though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:25, Reply)

I dunno ... I reckon asthma and epilepsy are gayer.
But it's definitely up there in the Gay Condition Charts.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:26, Reply)

not fucking life threatening enough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Is this the tradtional cure
for "hysteria" by "massage"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I always have a wank when I get the giggles.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)

I think it's more his contribution to eugenics
but now thanks to the PC brigade we have to just put up with spastics and gypos.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)

#Pray4RS

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:15, Reply)

They'd been hoping not to see you today. Or at all ever again.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Easy now. She's very important.
They had to rearrange the crocodile when they walked to the bus stop yesterday.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Our rach must be in londons only special needs lawyers office. An SRA charity thing where retards pretend that they're solicitors.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

I think it's lovely.
Out here in the provinces they just make them collect shopping trolleys and weave baskets.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 10:28, Reply)