that's shit
Do you still buy vinyl? Why? It's inconvenient and a pointless affectation. I bet you don't even have a turntable, you hipster prick.

No offence like.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:19, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Great
More old man music chat. I think I'll get on with some work.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)

don't forget to wipe under the lids in the gents

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:24, Reply)

I like the snap crackle and pop of vinyl, and there's a cheap as chips oxfam shop that knocks out 80/90s dance 12"s

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)

clean your records, you slovenly cunt

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)

it gets confusing on later biosphere long players

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:25, Reply)

I bought some at the weekend for a Christmas present for the lad im dating.
Felt pretty old skool going through the racks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)

there's some cracking vinyl shops in manchester
vinyl exchange and piccadilly records.

not that i'd know much about it. i like watching people play theirs, but i'm happy with my shiny little ipod of mainstream, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Yes, I like it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:30, Reply)

I never really have bought vinyl, before my time innit.
bought a few acid techno and dnb tunes when I tried beat matching. Gave the tables away in the end though, and the records
( Glovington, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:31, Reply)

That's where you went wrong.
I'm flogging mine on ebay. You wouldn't believe how much someone will pay for a daft punk single on 12".
( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:34, Reply)

not a lot is my initial guess

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:45, Reply)

I had three. One more time, hard better faster strong and digital love.
£50 for the lot.
( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:46, Reply)

mugs

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I was surprised.
I fucking hate all three of them.
( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:50, Reply)

fuck

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:52, Reply)

there's a healthy supply of idiots in the world

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Vinyl is crap
Always has been, always will be. I have spent too much time with 'Audiophiles'* to bother arguing any more.

*Tosspots with more money than sense who will pay for 'unidirectional** copper wire' at £50/metre and £300 speaker stands for better 'room connection'*** and wouldn't know an RT60 measurement or a pink noise frequency analysis if it bit them on the nads.

**No such thing.
*** See above.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:31, Reply)

see ... I'm 100% with you on the homeopathy audio dweeb stuff
but vinyl is great and you're a dick
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I'd quite like to stay and have a pointless debate about this, but I've got to go and do some stuff.
Can I rely on you to call everyone a dick in my absence?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)

no problemo, dickmaestro

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:11, Reply)

As a nerdish collectable, vinyl is probably good for the obsessive types
As a medium for the reproduction of sound it's deeply flawed
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Read this, no it isn't, bye.
www.amazon.co.uk/Perfecting-Sound-Forever-Story-Recorded/dp/1847081401
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Why would a book full of anecdotes be authoritative?
I'll stick with pink noise generators, a B&K frequency analyser and science, thanks all the same.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Needs MOAR valve amps and floor isolators
and if you don't have a green pen for the edge of your CDs you may as well not have bothered moving on from wax cylinders.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Agree with this.
One of my mates dad used to buy into this bollocks. Oxygen free cables that cost more than my car. He then used to put his mucky finger prints all over his records and chuck them on the carpet, which was covered in dog hair.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:36, Reply)

lol povvo shit-car

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)

I don't even have a car these days.
Imagine that!
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)

No. No. None taken.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Yes.
As it happens a chance visit to a charity shop yesterday netted me two Derek and Clive LP's.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:34, Reply)

yes, yes I do
I even have two turntables!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:39, Reply)

holy fuckbillies ... who needs two? it's not like anybody would be crazy enough to play two records at once

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I keep my movie collection on VHS.
The juddery and distorted picture and sound really add to the character of the films. It was how they were meant to be seen, I think.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I'm clearing all of mine out, my tastes have changed.
Vinyl does have its charm but it really is inconvenient.

I used to spend more time than could ever be deemed reasonable in this place though....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylWwOpsM0Co
( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:43, Reply)

No
I do still have quite a collection, but I've not bought anything on vinyl for years.

I'm too old to be a hipster anyway.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:44, Reply)

hello stranger

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Hello
Have I missed much during my absence?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:47, Reply)

50% of the posts are shambles
the other 50% are about food.

how's the little one??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:50, Reply)

^compiles weird lists about online strangers

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Swipe's Amorous Badger?
Fuckin' knew it!
( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:53, Reply)

hey
i don't wear a dress to work*


* every day
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Not so little!
He's pretty ace cheers, very nice of you to ask. I'm not sure when I was last here but I think he might still have been in speech therapy back then. We now have problems getting little bugger to stay quiet for more than 2minutes :0/ I got to meet my other son a couple of years ago as well which was rather emotional.

Things have been pretty ace in my little world.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:56, Reply)

ah nice
you must be looking forward to christmas with two of them running around. how does number one like being a big brother??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:57, Reply)

T'was only a short visit but they got on really well.
So did the mrs and the ex. They stayed for about 3weeks before buggering off back to Oz. We Skype and shit and hopefully they'll be back over next year.

This all seems very civilised. Anyway, how are you?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:00, Reply)

free holidays in aus for you... result!
all good here, as it's OT, i'll say that i'm thinking about moroccan soup for lunch and possibly some chocolate in the afternoon...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I actually have quite a huge vinyl collection that I haven't touched in years.
It's all 90s dance and trance though so is probably worth nout and will end up in in a landfill somewhere when I next move house.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:49, Reply)

I found this quite interesting,
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(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:01, Reply)

People have had goes at me in the past for linking to the daily mail, but I quite like a lot of their stuff.
Only thing though right, if there is a video and you've found it via a DM link on FB - then you can click a related-link and not have a 30 second advert.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)

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You may leave your messages of love and good wishes here:
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Warts
Happy Birthday. I hope you don't get any warts.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Yah me too. You going on Friday?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Christmas party/
Nah, I was skint and then tickets went before I had money to buy. I did the Levs gig a few weeks back which was fun.

30yrs of Vengeance - that going to be one helluva show!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Yer - guest players, too (I imagine they've probably lost Eddie again)

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I heard that Moose & Nelson might be playing at some stage
That would be rather special
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:04, Reply)

smyles

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I hope you burn to death in sambucca

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I hate sambucca

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)

good ... I hope you swallow loads of it as you simultaneously drown and burn to death

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Goin' humble, old man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Have you not killed yourself for Christmas yet?
Selfish.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Yes.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Happy Birthday Vagabond
May your day and indeed the next 12 months be full of joy and happiness.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:40, Reply)

I'd rather have a turntable than a turncloke, if you know what I mean.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Tina turner on turn tables would be epic

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)

any old tune will do

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Turncoat!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:26, Reply)

The men of the Night's Watch don't wear coats.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Oh.. they from Newcastle?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:36, Reply)

I sold most of my vinyl when I bought my first house to raise money for the deposit.
I learned that Australians will pay way above the odds for shit Southern Californian "punk" records.
( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:37, Reply)