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Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:06, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:24, Reply)
you tell me mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Well, it's dark and a bit damp out, but quite mild.
And I've finished work for the day, so I guess it could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:31, Reply)
alright teh internet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Alright Meaty.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)
ahoy hoy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)
I see that popular poster Sportscow made a comeback today.
Jolly good show.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:29, Reply)
I ent had a look here today but I think he returned last week, either way it's simply super he's back. Damn good fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)
I have shared a pint with him on occasions, he's a lovely chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:35, Reply)
Ooooh you lucky devil!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:37, Reply)
I noes right?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)
Did he... did he touch you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)
Apparently, it was under the bridge.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Accidentally whilst fiddling for some change, yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:57, Reply)
*swoons*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:15, Reply)
He's so dreamy!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:16, Reply)
I agree, he is one of the best ones on here.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)
meaty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:31, Reply)
bozo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)
yer
Did you get your bonus?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:34, Reply)
not yet, Friday I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:37, Reply)
my exam bonus is in the bag.
Payday on Friday!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)
I hope it's enough to employ a specialist tiler

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)
nowhere near m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)
sad tiemz m8, bit stingy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)
it does sting m8, stings like a jellyfish

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:59, Reply)
Is that not how you spell it? I meant niggardly and mean

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
bit racist
Lol!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:03, Reply)
uh-oh
this sounds like it's going to play out like National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:17, Reply)
Jelly of the month club aint nothin to be sniffed at

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Evenin'
Off to pick up the stepdaughter in a bit, followed by fajitas and salad with the Doris.
All good
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)
I've just picked up 4 rump steaks for my birthday on Wednesday.
And quite possibly a range of diseases from the hordes of slow moving and annoying clientele in ASDA.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Four steaks? Are you planing on being hungry?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:33, Reply)
Fucking right I am.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:35, Reply)
I've got some beef skirt tonight, I'm going to try to cook it like steak.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Alright Chompy, nice to see you back.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:38, Reply)
mine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:39, Reply)
Cheers.
No oven chips in the shop. I'll have to make my own.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)
lake placid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:31, Reply)
I have a whiskey finance tax related question to ask please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:32, Reply)
a what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:33, Reply)
I'm going to have maybe a yoghurt in a bit
and perhaps some wine. So yes, probably.

Mind you, after months of hearing virtually nothing from my upstairs neighbours they are now running around up there by the sound of it. Possibly a john got a bit punchy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:39, Reply)
Good Evening

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Music chat.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-30480779
Eleven grand? Ffs. What would you do with a spare eleven k?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:55, Reply)
take a few months off to drink and take drugs, might get sky sports too and a new hold-all style bag as the zip on mine broke

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:57, Reply)
And a massive new telly?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
maybe one of them smart tellys, not that massive though, unnecessary innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Bloody hell.
I have a Sweet Home Alabama/Freebird 12" picture disc that was my dad's. I think it's worth about £40
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 18:59, Reply)
bang it in a mixed investment 40-85% shares portfolio of twelve funds inside a NISA wrapper

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)
or spunk it on a new mixer, a new fridge and pay off a chunk of mortgage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:03, Reply)
I'm going to try and do my entire Christmas shop this evening.
If Amazon don't sell it, I ain't buying it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
Jeffers.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
DG!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Jeffers.
How's you and the Doris?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)
All good here.
Things good in the north?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Yeah, not bad.
Got Blousie and Beekers coming for new year, that'll be a laugh. Contract extended again, so another 3 months of job security. Could be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Still not bought the wife hers, no fucking idea.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Pair of Marigolds and a new set of dishcloths mate.
She'll be putty in your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:06, Reply)
And, if you want her to swallow, chuck in a nice teatowel an' all.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:11, Reply)
A dishwasher would get watersports prollies.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:13, Reply)
You could get her to stick a dishwasher tablet up her beforehand.
Hey presto, instant kinky Ibiza foam party!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Would freshen it up a bit too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Possibility.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:11, Reply)
Evening Dozercallifragalicousexpialidocious
I think Andi cocked up in Pretty in Pink. Andrew McCarthy was a right dweeb.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 19:19, Reply)
Bit dead on it is arse isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:40, Reply)
I'm watching a documentary on BBC4
Later there is another one on about the history of Darts. I'm looking forward to that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Thinking of a dart board for nextyear. Rarely seen in juicers nowadays.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:44, Reply)
That's because pubs always have shit, broken darts.
So people don't play it, unless they bring their own.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:45, Reply)
I left my darts in a pub :(

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)
heart/San Francisco
Follow up, blah blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)
If we get a board, I'll bring a set of my own in, have a look on ebay now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)
A quiz machine will make you more money than a dart board.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)
We've one quiz, and one gambler, they do pull in a lot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:55, Reply)
A dart board will eat up floor space and people will drink less if they're playing.
If it don't make money, you don't need it.

if you want quirky, get a coin-op MAME cabinet table and watch 40-somethings put 50p after 50p in to play PacMac or Space Invaders, plus you can 'borrow' hundreds of MAME ROMS from the Internet.

Licence to print mate.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Just to be clear, the cocktail cabinet.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:00, Reply)
I've always wondered if having one of those would make me look cool or a sofa masturbator.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Well cool.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:15, Reply)
if you join the darts league that gets you 12 people sinking pints every other week.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:01, Reply)
Coin-op, money every night.
And they won't expect free chips.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:03, Reply)
there's one in the lounge of my local but I've only really played it once as I usually drink in the bar

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:04, Reply)
One of my mates has a proper puggie habit.
Seen him go to about £350 down for a £70 jackpot.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:59, Reply)
puggie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:01, Reply)
gambling machine

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:02, Reply)
We have three guys who play the gambler constantly, it pulls in a lot'

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Trust you have a key to 'check the balance'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)
You mean the ratios?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:24, Reply)
do you not have a local league or sutin?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)
There used to be, dunno about now.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)
'juicer' is a fucking wanky phrase innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)
I'd never heard it before here, I wanted to fit in with the cool gang.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)
what cool gang?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:53, Reply)
DBT, localboy and hartley hare

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Not you?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:55, Reply)
no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)
sculpture of man, beatswork and ranker joe

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:56, Reply)
shut up

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:57, Reply)
#legends

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:59, Reply)
poor showman

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:00, Reply)
it's almost jewson

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:52, Reply)
alright.
You seen that warp are doing the essential mix for their 25th anniversary.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:40, Reply)
aye
Have you heard the Innervisions essential mix?

It's pretty good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:45, Reply)
^ Jive Bunny lover.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:46, Reply)
I'll look it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)
no, I was too high

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)
know it all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:52, Reply)
^hasn't done nothin

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Islands In The Stream is the best duet ever
I defy you to name one better
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:47, Reply)
Tango and Cash

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:49, Reply)
Cash and Tango

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:02, Reply)
Brion James beats out Don Cheadle for worst British accent EVER thanks to that film
"You fuckin wanker!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:05, Reply)
anything by raging speedhorn

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)
their cover of 'the girl is mine' is pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 20:51, Reply)
A local band I've never bothered to listen to

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 21:02, Reply)

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