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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Thread 2 didn't meet my expectations.
Sorry McBeef, but you've let me down.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:09, 92 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
how am i expected to reply to these relentless no question threads. i don't know what to think any more

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Have you tried turning to The Drink?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:13, Reply)
i'll have a go in 45 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)
He's the 'Highlander II: The Quickening' of OT

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Oof.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Yee-ouch
Harsh.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Merry Happy
i.imgur.com/dUyXk4W.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Is that your boyfriend?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:17, Reply)
I wish

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Looks like that bird out of Hanson.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:29, Reply)
yeah a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:30, Reply)
my budgie likes wiping his arse on your face
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2321146
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Good god!
Well that is really something
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
now, like I have already, you've seen everything

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
I can finally die a happy man

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:25, Reply)
There's a website where you can make those and change the picture
if you have access to an internet friend's picture, say from Flickr, it's most lol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:43, Reply)
you don't say
the picture is of me
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This really is shit.
It's like the internet equivalent of an empty village hall.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:22, Reply)
oh like a yurtsmiths gig yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Only even less sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Fewer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:45, Reply)
Great expectations

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
might out of bed soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:23, Reply)
He's let everybody down
Somebody just told me that The Railway Children is the only film where Jenny Agutter doesn't get her topjollies out.

Is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:42, Reply)
that Sally Thomsett was like 20 or sutin but her character was 11.
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:44, Reply)
she could eat an orange through a tennis racket

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:47, Reply)
have you seen her picture?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Oh, no!
A dustbin wagon has ploughed into a load of Jocks in the centre of Glasgow.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:52, Reply)
and I bet the Yanks will STILL bleat on about why they should all have guns!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Early reports suggest up to half a dozen dead.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Fucking ouch!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Best drunk bloke ever
i.imgur.com/TSHLYlS.gif
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)
I just made some mince pies.
You can tell they're hand made because they're misshapen.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Some brandy double cream and you'll be laughing.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Yeah I'll get a packet of that, to go with the jar of mincemeat I made them with and everyone will compliment my home cooking.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)
I appear to be working still.
Not sure where today went wrong, I started at 8 as well.

Working from home usually means 'pub by half four'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:42, Reply)
I still have to go to Sainers yet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:50, Reply)
Get yourself some 'survived supermarket' cans.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Oh, yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:53, Reply)
I won't start boozing 'till my work is done.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 16:54, Reply)
This is shit, you're all gay, I'm going home.
I want better tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)
It's alright everyone that Vagabond fellow has gone you can start posting now

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:03, Reply)
Kisses.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Hi everyone!!
I heard on the grapevine that Vagabond has fucked off!

Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:05, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)
Hi internet chumsies xx
Tis the season to be golly.
www.byegolly.co.uk/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)
get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:10, Reply)
No whiskey chat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:18, Reply)
I think you should all educate yourselves, you shitlords.
fiction-kin.tumblr.com/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Whut?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:29, Reply)
Imagine a Lord of the Shit.
That's you that is. That's you trying to demote yourself from the position of Grand High Wizard of Shit, but you are are that much of a shit, the lowest rank of shit you can think of is Shitlord.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:39, Reply)
I don't really understand what this is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:37, Reply)
it's the internet

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:39, Reply)
No more work for GOOSE! This year!!!
aside from when I login to clear the decks a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:35, Reply)
When I get round to logging off, no more work till the 5th Jan!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:37, Reply)
\o/ for Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:37, Reply)
It would be, but I'm still working.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Workcans?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)
We're having goose for crimblepops dinner, along with salmon. Do you self baste?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Fraid not, you have to spoon the salty juices over my breasts yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)
Wife is cooking, that's het sordid duty :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Tell her not to forgot to massage my parson's nose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:57, Reply)
She has Marigolds.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 17:58, Reply)
My condolences

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:16, Reply)
Semen Patel!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)
I had a haircut WOOP WOOP

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Joe cocker has carked.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:19, Reply)
How did he die? If it was assisted suicide
I can make a 'die with a little help from my friends' pun.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 19:27, Reply)

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