BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:03, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:21, Reply)

I adore the things you do
You make me feel special
Tonight there's just me and you
And we're steppin' out tonight
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:27, Reply)

Shoop shoop, she-doodly-doodly-do-do-doop doop, she-doodly-doop-do-doop

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:28, Reply)

It's in his kiss

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:31, Reply)

he's her shilpoopy
internet says i fucked that one up.

shipoopi.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:40, Reply)

Again with the scat references...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

bloody family guy
twice i've fallen asleep in front of it and had a really bizarre dream featuring a truly shit song which i thought i'd made up in my sleep. but no. shipoopi and bird's the word are actually real.

shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:49, Reply)

mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:53, Reply)

i was going to give you this one
Life is butter, life is butter,
Melancholy flower, melancholy flower,
Life is but a melon, life is but a melon,
Cauliflower, cauliflower.

but being too lazy to type it, i googled. and it came up with this on the same page. which probably has a different meaning now.



Little Tom Tinker
Little Tom Tinker sat on a clinker,
Then he began to cry,
'MAMA, MAMA',
Poor little innocent boy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:55, Reply)

Bird Is The Word is an excellent song.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)

I haven't heard it.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)

But....
but....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)

christ
how can anybody not have heard?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)

heard what?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:22, Reply)

ABOUT THE BIRD!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:23, Reply)

damn you and your sparkly text

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)

the internet would be a happier place if all conversations used only emoji and animated glitter text

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:31, Reply)

you can't tell someone to fuck off in glitter text

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)

it just doesn't work
it looks kind of cute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)

no

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)

That's interesting
I use 5.9.83.79 because b3ta domain name is blocked by work firewall.
relay.cr3ation.co.uk works but doesn't think I'm logged in. That makes it a lot easier to read 2.0 posts without having to logout and back in again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:15, Reply)

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)

Ce qu'elle a sucé ce soir-là !

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:00, Reply)

Ooh la la!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:14, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:32, Reply)

dp

lol "poop"
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)

everybody loves bumsex

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:46, Reply)

Fields of Gold was wank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

That's what she said!
No, hang on- that doesn't work very well - wait a moment.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:46, Reply)

it's alright vag, loads of blokes like having things jammed up their bums
they just don't admit it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)

Of course they do, love.
*pats on head*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)

pats thumb
on in
head bum
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)

no harm done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)

That's No Ham Dun

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

I thought you were more interested in what comes out of bums.

( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:01, Reply)

no, i have lots of interests that are all on an equal level of interest to me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Your reply makes no sense.
It would've been perfectly fine if I had said only instead of more.

I can only assume that you read the post and replied in a hurry, to allow you to follow a known vegan into the toilet, so you can lovingly take in the odour of her foul, meat free deposits.
( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)

Mmmmm. Lentil trots.

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:29, Reply)

whatcha talkin bout, willis

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)

Bit racist.

( Muns, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)

you should consolidate your debts into one affordable loan

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Good morning mr horrible

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:46, Reply)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 9:57, Reply)

hip hop hero's!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Hay Ho
Hay Ho
Hay Ho
Hay Ho
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:11, Reply)

I prefer the previous thread.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)

Me too

( Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)

Maybe we should start a new one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)

well why don't you go and get married there?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)

It doesn't legally recognise our love.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)

The Antman trailer has been released
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xInh3VhAWs8
it'll probably be shit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)

probably
( Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)

I like Paul Rudd as an actor but... I think ant man is a bit of a shit superhero.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)

Next up - Milk Man
Joe Everyman is on his milk round when he accidentally spills a bottle of experimental "Milk 352" on his hands. He is instantly granted the powers to milk any franchise for every penny its worth spawning sequels, reboots, reimaginings and spin offs of films with predictable plots, bad acting and mediocre characters. Making Disney pictures billions in the process.

Coming Summer 2015
( Peej, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:03, Reply)

you forgot "re-boots"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)

no you didn't. apologies

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:06, Reply)

Something you have no need for

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)

Great album

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)

They should Re-Boot confessions of a Milkman

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)