So I was asked earlier by my son what I thought was the best landmark/building in Briton….god that was a hard one there are just so many.
Because I had to give an answer and knowing his course he will probably have to visit it and take pictures I said Lincoln Cathedral…so what in your opinion is the best landmark/building in Briton?

Alt: The takeaway thing in a thread yesterday made me realise that I’ve not had a takeaway for quite a while, so I’ve purchased one of them chicken dumplings, you know the ones...the size of musk melons covered in a spicy gravy (I'm sure that I may have mentioned them once before) to eat later, what will you be having later?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:22, 148 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Probably internet knob cheese Hartley Hare's kitchen, he designed it himself donchaknow
His background is from the building industry and as such has helped quite a few people on here, just saying
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:26, Reply)

^upset

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)

You don't know fuck all about me!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:45, Reply)

I'm in Nottingham.
I'm going to go and look through his window and pass judgment.
( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)

fucking hell give me 15 mins to tidy up first

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:29, Reply)

Nottingham Castle has to be the most disappointing castle I've ever been to
and that includes one in Scotland that was just half a wall on a hill.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:31, Reply)

It is fucking shit, they have been on about building a replica castle on the grounds for years

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:34, Reply)

Some cunt destroyed the original.
The replacement is cack. No-one will disagree with you.
( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)

You'll hear no argument from me
What are you doing in Nottingham anyway?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:54, Reply)

Conceived, born, bred, living just the other side of the Nottinghamshire border, still have to come here to work.
usual bollocks.
( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:01, Reply)

Fucking hell that's 3 posters now

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)

I was aware of you being in Nottingham, I wasn't aware of anyone else?

( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

Darthfoxtrot
returned back from living in Norfolk
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)

Liking buildings is gay.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:26, Reply)

I thought having sex with the same sex was gay?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:28, Reply)

Yeah it is, but liking buildings is pretty much as gay.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:31, Reply)

Only if the building is the same sex as you.
The buildings I like have both back and front doors.
( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

www.medievalists.net/2014/12/16/medieval-english-cathedral/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)

I love the Natural History Museum building
The cathedral in Wells is really good as well. I also like the St Pancras hotel, I'd love to stay in there sometime but I imageine it'd be rather expensive.

Alt: That sounds lovely. I'm having a chilli and cheese jacket spud
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:30, Reply)

I've stayed in the St Pancras hotel, nice soap and stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:31, Reply)

The St Pancras hotel is the one that curves forwards on each end isn't it?
a very nice building, I've stayed across the road from there a few times at the Megaro hotel
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:33, Reply)

longest champagne bar in the world
it's a pretty building but i've been to a few events there, and it's a bit soulless, i think.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)

Europe, and the bar is in the station not the hotel HTH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:44, Reply)

She's such a fucking idiot, isn't she m8?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:46, Reply)

No

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:46, Reply)

There's a great dumpster behind the McDonalds around the corner, if you're still interested.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:46, Reply)

Stay about from my bins

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:50, Reply)

We can put up a corigated-cardboard sheet to split the two play-areas into two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)

Britain

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:34, Reply)

yeah yeah, jumped up dicZZZZzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:35, Reply)

You old synic, leaving out the 'great'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:38, Reply)

Cynic

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 22:20, Reply)

Holgate Windmill m8.
Holgate. Windmill.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:38, Reply)

i've always got a soft spot for st pauls
also the houses of parliament are pretty amazing.

lincoln cathedral is lovely though, for once you didn't fuck up there.

alt: nothing, as i have a press party. i won't be drinking in case i get sorely misquoted and i won't be eating because canapes are invariably shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)

It's called the Palace of Westminster you ridiculous spastic

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:45, Reply)

read their website
learn some things.

come back when you're ready.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:04, Reply)

I also quite like Buckingham Palace
oh, sorry, I mean "The House of the Queen"
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:09, Reply)

i don't think 5 minutes was enough time for you to read through the 900 year history

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

yeah
and Big Ben is the BELL
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:10, Reply)

baggenfock stays failing, he does this all the time. just when I start to think he's 'alright' :((((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:11, Reply)

sadface
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

you 'big ben' end

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)

Wow cheers RS,
Both excellent choices I watched something the other week on about the state of disrepair the houses were in.

Lincoln was chosen purely because I can drive there in about an hour but also an incredibly beautiful building.

alt: you could go out and grab a bite afterwards and a few drinks?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)

i think i'll be ready to kill myself round about then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

Dozers House. He's spent more time on the hallway tiles than Michaelangelo did on Moses

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:42, Reply)

im paying a ceramics specialist to come in and do it for me m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:45, Reply)

you said that five years ago

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:46, Reply)

He must be bored with his quarry tiles?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:49, Reply)

They don't come cheap
and call centre work doesn't pay like it used to
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

It ain't over 'till I say it's over, it ain't e'nuff 'till I say it's 'nuff.
Throw me to the wolves and close the gate up but,
i'm afraid of what'll happen to those wolves,
when they realise they've thrown an aligator into the pit; I salivated it, wait is up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:44, Reply)

Too many to choose from round here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:48, Reply)

I quite like St. Mary's Guildhall

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:51, Reply)

I got married in there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:52, Reply)

Very nice.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:58, Reply)

the Queen's fanny

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:53, Reply)

That's the origin of the royal we.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Neeeighbours, everybody needs good - NEeiiiiiiigh. Bours.
metro.co.uk/2015/01/27/man-was-found-sweating-profusely-and-smelled-strongly-of-horses-after-having-sex-with-them-5037655/?ito=facebook
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:54, Reply)

Lynx

(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:57, Reply)

We always said hamsters were a gateway animal.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Fucking b3ta mods.
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/extreme-porn-pervert-husband-jailed-8448364
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:01, Reply)

delete it and post it a third time if no one other than me replies again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

I think there is a bit of a difference between the two here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:14, Reply)

YM

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:55, Reply)

St Michael's Mount
obvs.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Just a shame that Marazion is such a shit hole

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:00, Reply)

The giants causeway is pretty cool.
I'm also told it's greatly improved by taking acid.
( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 15:59, Reply)

Most things can be greatly improved by taking acid
except maybe psychiatric prison or performing brain surgery
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:05, Reply)

Clifford's Tower.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

dunno mate
I read in the papers that a few of his victims described it as more of a 'maggot'
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:16, Reply)

Jewish massacre took place there.
Thought it was appropriate given the day.

Also, there is a nice pub near it. I think.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:20, Reply)

Quite a few nice pubs (to not meet up with Dozer for a pint)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:21, Reply)

Not a bad choice I like dilapidated castles
Carreg Cennen Castle is excellent
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)

Corfe is good and broken

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:27, Reply)

Selby Abbey is nice.
I used to go to school near there.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:22, Reply)

www.acorncare.co.uk/provisions/theshires/us/?gclid=CPi2jqTLtMMCFUTItAoduAgAIg
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:26, Reply)

Is that where you go cruising?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)

Like they would ever let me in Selby

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

Selby is a shithole m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:55, Reply)

Rievaux Abbey is supposed to be nice.
Cheddar Gorge is 'alright'.

I don't know if it's just because they're ours, but British buildings seem a bit dull compared to grand European ones.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:25, Reply)

Best bus ride EVAH was at Cheddar Gorge
It was also Tolkiens inspiration for Helms deep
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)

The last time I took some friends on a bus trip up the gorge
it was raining.
True story.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)

Did they do the racing bit back down?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)

Not that time.
I think we were the only three people stupid enough to be out on the bus that day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)

I know a drag queen called Cheddar Gorgeous

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)

Colour me stunned.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)

I bet there's endless fucking cheesy knob jokes.

( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)

how crass :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:40, Reply)

Newcastle has a lot of beautiful Georgian architecture.
Grey street is definitely picturesque.
I love the old Roman views in Bath.
I love the old cobbled streets of York.

Varous Cathederals and Churches. Manchesters looks like it was ripped from a Harry Potter book.

Whitby is very quaint.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:29, Reply)

fuckin' queermo

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:30, Reply)

what's with all this northern shit
have you never been to the better half of the country or something?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

sorry Jase
didn't see Bath in there at first.

As you were.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

You're not though are you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)

London's a great place to visit, all their landmarks are pretty touristy.
aaaaaand, I must be biased. funny that.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)

gian dy
re a
( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)

There are no roman 'views' in Bath you knob

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:40, Reply)

The Baths have some Roman excavations underground
and some holograms with their willies out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)

No wonder Jasums been there

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:46, Reply)

I also like looking at willies.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)

Why? they aren't exactly attractive looking

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:50, Reply)

Probably a weird fetishist, like jason.

( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)

I must be a gayer.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)

Do you take it up the wrongun, or enjoy a penis covered in poo?
We may be able to set you up with him, depending on the outcome.
( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)

Uh.... no.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)

Twin Towers

( $$ ✅, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

Salisbury Cathedral.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)

The services near J26 on the M1.
They have a McDonalds and a Costa. Fan-fucking-tastic!
( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:40, Reply)

If it avoids the 453 count me in

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:43, Reply)

They should just nuke Clifton and cover it in tarmac.
Problem solved.
( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)

Just wait till the Proles. get access to the new tram sytem

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)

They'll just get off in the meadows to buy skag, then drown in the trent.

( Muns, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:52, Reply)

We can only wish.
I've always been central Notts, It's getting much worse
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)

If you were single and had a 20 year old coming on to you, would you go for it?
Asking for a friend.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:06, Reply)

God no, half your age plus 7 or some such
I couldn't be doing with a 20 year olds mentallity
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:07, Reply)

don't do her in the mentality then

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:08, Reply)

13 years. My friend isn't in it for the startling conversation.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)

it'd be startling if he announced he was actually 13

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:11, Reply)

Half his age +7
he must be 8, watch out for Baggenfrock
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:13, Reply)

I always get ID beforehand

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:15, Reply)

I'm an awful slag and never turned down a jump

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:07, Reply)

He's only using you for your aids mate. Once he's caught that and he's deemed a proper homo in the fag community he is sooo out of there
you can do better honey
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 27 Jan 2015, 17:08, Reply)