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Weather WoesSo apparently we are having weather. Tell me of your weather woes please?
When I met Monty/Lusty I'd had an 8 hour drive in -9 to get down to London, starting with actually having to dig my car out.
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Fashion disasters
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:42,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I'm a little bit chillyAnd it's a little wet outside.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:43,
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It's raining on and off. I'm worried that it may snow, because everyone turns into a clueless cunt when it does.
Alt: Samurai topknots.
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Muns, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:45,
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It's quite mild.Alt: I used to wear the plastic from a four-pack of beer around my wrist because I was so punk rock/a dickhead.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:46,
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Haha you're such a wanker, vag.Don't ever change.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:48,
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I haven't - that's how I get my exquisite perfume.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:19,
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haha!Beer plastic bracelets? You utter cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:55,
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Guilty as charged.Now it's a golden wire with champagne corks hanging from it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:20,
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It was thundering this morning and we've just had flash hail(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:47,
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Glorious sunshine and a slight breeze here.I'd do some washing if I were at home.
Alt: A fat bloke squeezed into a 1970s flashing mac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:47,
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YOU MEAN BULLIES!!!alt. Yoghurt knit slacks
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:56,
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He doesn't *actually* wear knitted trousers though does he, where as you do stuff yourself into 'skinny fit' coats(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:59,
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It's spitting.Alt: Everyone on here is a fashion disaster bar me and you, possibly others
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:50,
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We have weather here. Aparrently it's a bi-productof having an atmosphere. Sounds like bullshit to me.
Alt: I have owned a pleather reversible jacket. I also had Kickers with the extra tags and Grolsch bottle tops on the laces.
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I sold Grolsch bottle tops in school when my Dad returned from Holland with crates of it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:54,
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Its just lashed down with snow for about 20 minsNow its all blue skies. Very odd
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:54,
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Not if there was no-one to hear it, apparently(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:56,
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I heart snowI wish it was snowy here.
It's not. it's just shit.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:57,
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remember parachute pants?essentially just combat pants with bits coming off them
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 11:56,
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looks like it's raIned recently but currently isn'tmore news in a bit when I finally go outside.
Alt: I rocked a leather jacket with tassels on the sleeves and badges on the lapels.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:05,
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I've just stepped outsideand the cold was like unto a frozen haddock belting me round the face.
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.Yeti., Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:06,
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alt: In the early-mid nineties I used to wear a Nevica. Complete with Recco device.I'm sure it would've come in handy for Mountain Rescue if they ever needed to find me in a rainy suburb in the West Midlands.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:11,
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I once went on a walk with a Maasai - famed long-distance walkers of Africaand when we got to the top of the hill he said "bit hot for walking, isn't it?"
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I'm having hypnotherapy because of my psychochump induced priapism(, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:35, Reply)
alt- in the mid nineties I had an undercutI also rocked a leather jacket and para boots.
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It's a tad breezy and coldish. Was honking down with rain earlierWorst weather (near) disaster was a lucky escape in Kiev one winter - I was just about to open the car with an ungloved hand when the Maitre D' of the hotel stopped me and handed me some gloves.
It had been 25 below the night before and I would have frozen my fingertips to the car.
Alt: Leather box jacket in the '80s. *shudders*
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This one time, In Kiev.............Why was the head waiter outside handing out gloves?
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The restaurant was next to the car park and I'd just finished breakfast and walked past him.Later on he told me it was a regular occurrence with those not used to Ukrainian weather
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if you're too stupid or cheap to put winter tyres on your caryou deserve to freeze to death while listening to radio 1.
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winter tyres are for women and queers, learn to control your car without faggot wheels on you gaylord. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:37,
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was the point that you're a bell end because that's what i'm hearing(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:41,
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hey, I heard that too. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Jan 2015, 13:00,
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when a man is tyred of paedophilia he is tyred of lifeThat's what baggenfock told me anyway
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I've just been out to lift a large branch off the car of the facilities manager.He is not very happy at all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Jan 2015, 12:50,
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