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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 7:55,
	
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	 WOO YAY HOUPLA
	WOO YAY HOUPLA
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 7:58,
	
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	 I just lost 'the game'!
	I just lost 'the game'!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:01,
	
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	 yeah?
	 
 	yeah?
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 Glovington
 Glovington, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:51,
	
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	 m
	m
 	l
c
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:13,
	
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	 barker's 'swedish' sketch still needs work
	barker's 'swedish' sketch still needs work
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:15,
	
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	 Okay, I was thinking that could have gone a lot better than it did.
	Okay, I was thinking that could have gone a lot better than it did. 
 	But never mind, so yeah. But anyway, on a final note, I'm just gonna end with this sort of like little this sort of review of life. We all see some pretty stupid fucking things, not at least, anyone from Wakefield here by the way? Apart from myself. Excellent right. I'm guessing some of you here heard about that Romanian who decided to rape someone in Clerkgate Station so he could go to prison and learn English. What the fuck is he going to learn? "Somebody pass the soap"?
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:17,
	
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	 what?
	what?
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:32,
	
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	 rory's been watching some online stand-up
	rory's been watching some online stand-up 
 	tenner says he touched himself before it got halfway through
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:34,
	
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	 is it too soon to make touched himself=had a stroke gags?
	is it too soon to make touched himself=had a stroke gags?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:35,
	
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	 nope
	nope
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:39,
	
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	 >:(
	>:(
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:45,
	
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	 Just so you know, it was Battered that told us and then tried to blame Monty
	Just so you know, it was Battered that told us and then tried to blame Monty
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:47,
	
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	 I can't believe someone on here would use a personal tragedy to score cheap points against their vaunted internet foe. What is wrong with you people.
	I can't believe someone on here would use a personal tragedy to score cheap points against their vaunted internet foe. What is wrong with you people.
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:50,
	
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	 crazy huh!
	crazy huh!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:54,
	
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	 internet foes
	internet foes
 	most feeble of all teh foes
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:57,
	
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	 I dunno m8, I mean, everybody knows what happened to make me such a knob
	I dunno m8, I mean, everybody knows what happened to make me such a knob
 	I dread to think what must have happened to Graeme.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:59,
	
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	 I don't. What happened to make you such a knob?
	I don't. What happened to make you such a knob?
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:01,
	
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	 HE WAS BORN!!!! RIGHT GUYS!!!
	HE WAS BORN!!!! RIGHT GUYS!!!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:01,
	
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	 Hush up Frog, I wanna find out
	Hush up Frog, I wanna find out
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:02,
	
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	 Hopefully someone will repost a story on qotw, reposting and rewriting things is well funny.
	Hopefully someone will repost a story on qotw, reposting and rewriting things is well funny. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:04,
	
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	 I like the one about the guy that did standup
	I like the one about the guy that did standup
 	Was that dozer?
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:06,
	
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	 Yes, he was a stand up comedian after being a professional chef but before being a ppi claims team leader (7-7 shift)
	Yes, he was a stand up comedian after being a professional chef but before being a ppi claims team leader (7-7 shift)
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:07,
	
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	 Scotland
	Scotland
 	baldness
and failure
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:02,
	
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	 This is almost as bad as the time ssg had pretend cancer
	This is almost as bad as the time ssg had pretend cancer
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:49,
	
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	 or stephen 'friz' frizzle suffered the tragedy of a made up cot death
	or stephen 'friz' frizzle suffered the tragedy of a made up cot death
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:51,
	
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	 Probably not the word 'no'.
	Probably not the word 'no'.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:36,
	
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	 teeheehee! pointing at chickens
	teeheehee! pointing at chickens
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:36,
	
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	 i'm a notorious fucker of chickens
	i'm a notorious fucker of chickens
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:39,
	
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	 dozer d is a complete prick,
	dozer d is a complete prick,
 	He really does like to suck dick,
in all honesty, it's kids he'd rather touch,
Even his mum doesn't love him that much.
He lives alone, can't find a girlfriend,
And his cat thinks he's a bit of a U-bend.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:38,
	
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	 chickin' dis
	chickin' dis
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:39,
	
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	 *wipes away tear*
	*wipes away tear*
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:45,
	
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	 morning kru
	morning kru
 	Hope you are all well rested and ready for another day of side-splitting internet high jinx.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:52,
	
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	 i wish someone would split your sides
	i wish someone would split your sides
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:56,
	
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	 I think someone else should do a better thread.
	I think someone else should do a better thread.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:57,
	
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	 not you
	not you
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:58,
	
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	 No, not me.
	No, not me.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:59,
	
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	 good, i might just stick around then
	good, i might just stick around then
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:00,
	
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	 Morning all
	Morning all
 	I hope we're all going to play nicely today, with none of that nasty 'internet bullying'* we've all heard so much about in the media. This could be such a lovely place if we all came to it with a glad heart.
*Except on Dozer
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 8:58,
	
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	 captain placid likes people to happily chat
	captain placid likes people to happily chat
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:01,
	
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	 and pretending that he cares
	and pretending that he cares
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:14,
	
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	 and pointing to horrible conversations
	and pointing to horrible conversations
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:26,
	
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	 Cheers.
	Cheers.
 	Cheers 
Cheers
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:02,
	
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	 Quick someone do a "Give Monty your money" thread!
	Quick someone do a "Give Monty your money" thread!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:03,
	
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	 Done
	Done
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:05,
	
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	 I love you
	I love you
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:12,
	
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	 Dawwww!
	Dawwww!
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:16,
	
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	 most of the pubs near me that shut down were shit anyway
	most of the pubs near me that shut down were shit anyway 
 	
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:21,
	
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	 And coz of jihadist muslim plots
	And coz of jihadist muslim plots 
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:22,
	
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	 They just need to diversify and start selling mango lassis
	They just need to diversify and start selling mango lassis
 	or whatever it is the muzzers drink
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:26,
	
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	 If pubs want Muzzas to come in they should book bands like Jihaddywaddy
	If pubs want Muzzas to come in they should book bands like Jihaddywaddy
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:27,
	
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	 Poor choice of photograph,  who cares what them Cornish foreigners get up too in cornocornoland
	Poor choice of photograph,  who cares what them Cornish foreigners get up too in cornocornoland
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 9:49,
	
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	 Not me!
	Not me!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:04,
	
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	 No posts so far today from Monty, I can only imagine he's very upset about this.
	No posts so far today from Monty, I can only imagine he's very upset about this.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:12,
	
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	 Fuck's sake - what a bunch of cunts.
	Fuck's sake - what a bunch of cunts.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:16,
	
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	 Probably flounced again
	Probably flounced again
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:19,
	
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	 I tell you what, those guys over on /talk couldn't give two shits about Montys bear suit woes
	I tell you what, those guys over on /talk couldn't give two shits about Montys bear suit woes
 	Not even one shit come to think about it
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:40,
	
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	 Gay.
	Gay.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:15,
	
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	 it feels cold enough to snow, do you think it's going to snow?
	it feels cold enough to snow, do you think it's going to snow?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:27,
	
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	 TOO COLD TO SNOW!
	TOO COLD TO SNOW!
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:29,
	
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	 Do you think? I went outside and to my mind it really felt cold *enough* to snow
	Do you think? I went outside and to my mind it really felt cold *enough* to snow
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:29,
	
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	 Maybe it will.
	Maybe it will. 
 	Although you are in London, so in all likelihood the snow will probably sit on top of the blanket of pollution that covers the city.
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:32,
	
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	 I'm not in London
	I'm not in London
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:32,
	
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	 In that case, enjoy the snow and relatively fresh air.
	In that case, enjoy the snow and relatively fresh air. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:33,
	
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	 I will, thanks mate.
	I will, thanks mate. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:34,
	
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	 Going sledging?
	Going sledging? 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:34,
	
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	 No, but I might spin around on my chair for a bit.
	No, but I might spin around on my chair for a bit. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:35,
	
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	 Certainly beats paying extortionate sums of money to theme parks.
	Certainly beats paying extortionate sums of money to theme parks. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:36,
	
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	 No queues either.
	No queues either.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:40,
	
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	 No snow here
	No snow here
 	I might join you in a bit of chair spinning
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:39,
	
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	 ^ plays twisting his chair
	^ plays twisting his chair
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:40,
	
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	 I'm not spinning, but i did roll back a bit and put my feet on a drawer unit.
	I'm not spinning, but i did roll back a bit and put my feet on a drawer unit.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:41,
	
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	 ^^Living the dream right here^^
	^^Living the dream right here^^
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:43,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:44,
	
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	 *feet up fives*
	*feet up fives*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:44,
	
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	 I can't reach my keyboard from there though so have to post from my mobile telephone, it's not perfect but it'll do
	I can't reach my keyboard from there though so have to post from my mobile telephone, it's not perfect but it'll do
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:45,
	
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	 alright kylie
	alright kylie
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:44,
	
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	 alright cilla black
	alright cilla black
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:45,
	
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	 He should be so lucky
	He should be so lucky
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:46,
	
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	 It is snowing
	It is snowing
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:41,
	
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	 Where?
	Where?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:41,
	
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	 Somewhere no doubt
	Somewhere no doubt
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:42,
	
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	 HOOK LINE UND ZINKER! LOL!!!!!!!
	HOOK LINE UND ZINKER! LOL!!!!!!!
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:42,
	
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	 I hope you get b& for this continuous trolling
	I hope you get b& for this continuous trolling
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:43,
	
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	 No, but I need a h& to get up afer all this continuous LOLLING OTF!!!!!!!!11!!!
	No, but I need a h& to get up afer all this continuous LOLLING OTF!!!!!!!!11!!!
 	
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Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:45,
	
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	 Would someone other than Jason, Dozer or Swipe please start a new thread.
	Would someone other than Jason, Dozer or Swipe please start a new thread.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Jan 2015, 10:57,
	
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	 done.
	done.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 29 Jan 2015, 11:00,
	
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