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(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:03, 254 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Evening m'dear Badger
Are you well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:11, Reply)
Evening Badger, PoD, ancrenne
'tis raining here - one trip to the wheely bin = curly hair. Aaargh

How are you both?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:15, Reply)
I'm good twitch
How are you?

I am just back down from Glasgow, was taking stuff up to my flat and doing some food shopping. I bought lots of meat.

All well in Edinburgh?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:17, Reply)
Hello PoD, TWW and Ancrenne :)
Old style reappeared some time yesterday I believe :)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:17, Reply)
all well (nearly)
eldest witchlet has the cold (altogether now ... aaaaw) which means she's driving me nuts with the sniff, sniff (followed by me yelling "blow your nose")

And yes, two minutes outside in the rain and I look like I'm trying to grow out a bad 80s perm.

edit: ancrenne - yay for ranting with a friend.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:19, Reply)
Evening
I've got another 4 days work.
Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:21, Reply)
Mrs L
woo hoo

*high fives*

Is it good work or bad work?


EDIT: According to Yahoo, England is now the most crowded place in Europe. We here in Scotland are not so crowded, and you nice b3tans should all move north, forthwith.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:22, Reply)
Very good work
Same school and same class.
I talked to the head today and got the distinct impression that any job to come up was mine.
All I need to do know is to throw someone down the stairs or arrange to get them pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:24, Reply)
This is how stupid I am....
*happily looking at things on IWOOT when suddenly the internet goes off*

*resets router*

*nothing*

*Housemate arrives back from work (who works in IT)*

me: The internet is broken :(
him: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
me: With the router yeah
him: What about the actual modem?
me: .. no
him: *looks under desk* It's off?
me: what?
him: You must have knocked the plug out the socket because it's not on
me: .... well that would explain why it's not working...

EDIT: TWW you are the second b3tan to try and get me to move to Scotland today!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:25, Reply)
Evening all
What's the weather like across the Atlantic?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:27, Reply)
Evenin' all
Hi there, glad to hear nobody got killed and the ranting worked. I've just done my first bit of cooking in my place for ages. I'm looking forward to eating it!
What are you all having?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:27, Reply)
Mrs L
throwing down stairs does seem easier to arrange, but perhaps a little drastic.

TGB, I made an arse of myself once calling out an engineer 'cos my boiler was "broken". Turns out the big hole in the ground outside with a gas board tent over it should have given me a clue that the gas might be off .....

Workboresme - the weather's crap here in god's own country

Dinner? Spaghetti bolognaise. nom nom
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:28, Reply)
Halp
I don't know what to make for dinner.

*edit* I've decided. I'm going to get everything in the freezer and stick it in the oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:28, Reply)
haha I do wonder if we are related TWW :p
*waves at the Captain* Sorry you couldn't make it Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:31, Reply)
bye ancrenne
*waves*

TGB - if we're not related then we darn well should be. Some of my relatives are far too normal in my opinion. I'll trade one of them, for one of you! You can swop houses, which nicely drags you over the border.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:34, Reply)
Ooh Ok!
I only rent my house though and they will have to live with my weird housemate :p *waves in case he reads this*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:36, Reply)
I'm laughing like mad
The apartments I live in, the entry doors are in a long corridor consisting of 4 apartments each side. I'm lucky enough to have one of the two middle ones on my side.

The couple 2 doors down from me have 2 dogs, and they let them shit in the backyard. Every morning, the guy next door yells out his patio door "clean up the fucking dog shit".

They just got into it and the police are now here....to be updated, I'm off outside to see what all the noise is about ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:38, Reply)
TGB
you can swap with my cousin - his missus is a total fruit loop so he won't notice any difference ...

workboresme, that sounds like a fun time!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:40, Reply)
So I would have to live with his fruitloop wife?
Workboresme I love crazy neighbour disputes! Keep us updated!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:42, Reply)
Ooooh, they're getting animal control out
The dogs are Rottweilers and the apartment's only 450 square feet (studio apartment)......
This is fun!

And I have my beautiful kittums purring away on my shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:48, Reply)
And I'm back
Hope you didn't miss me too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:48, Reply)
I'm going to have to follow Kaol's lead
And hit the caffeine - I'm exhausted. Time to hit the knock off red bull.

Anybody been up to anything exciting today?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:50, Reply)
I was just about ready to die from the pining Kaol
*death grip hugs* Never leave me again
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:50, Reply)
Kaol - thank god
I've been so worried!

*big squeezey hug*

TGB, I found telling the loopy wife to shut up a fairly effective way of dealing with her ... she doesn't talk to me at all now.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:53, Reply)
Ah... Knock-off "energy drinks"
The choice of champions.

Ok, TGB, you must be properly "off-work" ill :p

EDIT: Although, Mrs Witch, you're just clearly insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:55, Reply)
Evening
How is everyone?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:55, Reply)
@Kaol
How did the caffeine hit go earlier? Anything to report?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:56, Reply)
No.
It was no different to my normal lunchtime coffee.

Tomorrow is 3.
Again, I expect no effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 18:58, Reply)
Kaol
if I wrapped you in cling film, I'd clearly see your nuts.

What?

Insane? Moi? Absolutely!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:01, Reply)
*shakes head*
This is worse than a Poof Lake QOTW pun...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:04, Reply)
Ah well,
excitement over. Animal control are coming this afternoon. Cops didn't arrest anyone.

I'm bored again now.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:04, Reply)
What will you do
If the number of espressos you need to drink becomes impractical? Will you inject?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:05, Reply)
'Ning everyone
*dishes out hugs with abandon*

Everyone had a good day?
I've found a nice sense of calmness today after the last few bloody awful days.

And I'm m3tin B3tans at the weekend so yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:05, Reply)
*taps foot*
I've got sausages and mustard mash for dinner.
Awesome!

But I've gotta cook it first.
Not quite so awesome.

EDIT: Captain V, I can neck several pints of cider, so I don't see a few drips of coffee being a problem, volume-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:06, Reply)
@BK
Glad things are going better for you.

:edit: I was thinking more about having loads and loads of little cups and that being a problem. Of course I failed to consider that you could just use fewer, larger cups.

*sigh*

I need to rest my brain. It's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:07, Reply)
*nods*
Loads of little cups isn't to bad anyway.
The only thing I worry about with this challenge is the fact that by the time I pay for ten shots of espresso, the coffee shop are going to get a bit funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:12, Reply)
bye all
I'm off to spread my own peculiar brand of insanity among the Brownies and their mums. ...
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:14, Reply)
CAN WE PLEASE get back to JMG and JMG's fashion?
I'm very important.
You've probably read about me in cyber books. Or discussed how much I am a bully with a fat friend you have on b3ta, as they cry into their third helping of chips on Angel Delight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:16, Reply)
Bye TWW
God I'm starving but can't be bothered to cook!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:18, Reply)
Mamma Badger
just popped by bringing me food and alcohol "to help kill off the germs" :D
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:25, Reply)
Hullo peeps.
Isn't life sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:26, Reply)
Bye TWW.
Have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:26, Reply)
I don't know who any of you people are at first sight, but it's nice that they've now started a sort of half-way house type board between /talk and /QOTW
I'm assuming, however, as QOTW is mainly made up, it's almost like roleplay on here. Where you get to make up everything about yourself to impress fat birds.


See, like /talk. But with more lying.



I'm a Swiss Unicorn. I have the power of cheese.
Go.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:31, Reply)
Hey BGB
I'm beginning to believe you.
I've had a much better day!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:31, Reply)
@BK
I'm happy to hear it.

So far my plans are all coming together for my week off.


And I'm keeping on top of work so I don't have shit loads to do when I get back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:33, Reply)
Hey BK
Glad things are looking a little better *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:34, Reply)
@BGB
It most certainly is. I've arranged a trip to Cardiff to visit a friend who is starting uni there this year and my friends from my own time at uni there.

It just so happens to be the last weekend before I spend 6 months t total.

Drunken capers are expected.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:34, Reply)
Captian V
Invest in some alcohol free Koppaberg! I always drink it when I am driving as it tastes the same :D
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:36, Reply)
*hugs TGB*
Yeah, had a really contemplative day and decided I'm stressing about things I can't change and people who aren't worth worrying about.

It was all very Zen
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:36, Reply)
@Captain V
Being t-total for a while will do you good. It will be hard at first but think of it as character building.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:36, Reply)
@TBG
I didn't know they do that. I'll have to get hold of some.

@BGB You're right. I'm expecting to learn a lot about all sorts of things - mostly myself.

Not sure it'll help with my irrational fear of using a telephone though =/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:41, Reply)
@BGB,
life is wonderful. The year started out awful, but it's only been getting better since then.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:42, Reply)
well
I can't believe it's not butter September already.

This year has been mainly "blah" with moments of "yay"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:46, Reply)
Should I tell her?
I've just seen that my sixteen year old sister's facebook status.

"Captain V's sister is scatting"

I'm sure you've guessed that my first thought related to poo rather than singing.

Do you think I should tell her?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:51, Reply)
This year's gone ridiculously fast
Seems only yesterday I was doing exams in January, and now I'm off to start another year.

Alcohol free Koppaberg? Intruiging.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:52, Reply)
@ BGB
Had a good look at your map.
If I get lost fromt here, I am a complete muppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:54, Reply)
@BK
If you get lost using my map then you will henceforth be known as girly BK.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:56, Reply)
@ BGB
A title that would be well-deserved:)
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:58, Reply)
V
Yes, tell her!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:58, Reply)
But how to break it to her?
I'm thinking sending her links to scat porn!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:01, Reply)
heh
You know when you get the feeling you were spot on about something and the person denies it then something happens that enforces your belief?

Sorry, that is for the cryptic crossword 4 down :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:03, Reply)
V
Right, well that'll certainly get the message across!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:06, Reply)
@GB,
Yes, oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:08, Reply)
@ TGB
Care to elaborate?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:09, Reply)
Good evening, fine peoples
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:15, Reply)
It goes pretty well
fuel consumption is rubbish though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:18, Reply)
It's done
THE LINK IS NSFW. Don't click on it if you don't want to see scat porn.

The shitty porn I sent my sister
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:19, Reply)
But it's a Marina
presumably.

So the fuel consumption would be high, I would guess. 1960s technology and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:19, Reply)
it goes
well for me, and good evening everyone.

Can anyone here think of any good reason someone would decide that unicycling to and from work is both sensible and practical?

nearly ran the damn fool over on the way home, grrr
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:20, Reply)
Marina's were built from 71 - 80
;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:21, Reply)
@k2k6
It goes well thanks.

I've just ordered some new glasses (to replace the ones I broke) so I should be able to open my eyes without getting a headache soon.

I've also introduced my younger sister to the delights of scat porn (see above)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:22, Reply)
Evening al, and others
I'm feeling rubbish again tonight. My stomach feels broken, and my neck is sore.

And because they are a fool, halfy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:22, Reply)
TGB
nothing wrong with being built between 71-80

So there nintendo Wii Fit, you can fuck off with telling me my wii age is forty three, how very dare it the heap of plastic crap.
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:25, Reply)
@TGB
That's exactly what I mean. 1960s technology. They were built from 1971, so were using engines developed in the 1960s.

Still probably more reliable than my current French junk though.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:25, Reply)
I'm off for a bit
Mario Kart Wii beckons me. I'll have to get the white box of wonder hooked up to the interwebs sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:26, Reply)
Not that anyone cares but...
The B-series engine was originally developed after WW2 however with every new car there were slight tweaks. So it is really 1940 technology that would have been revamped in the very early 70s to go in to the Marina.

Also if I had a late Marina it would have an O-series engine that was developed around 78 I believe.

*notices everyone has fallen asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:29, Reply)
How very boring TGB
I mean interesting. Very interesting. Yes, that'll do.

Anyone up to anything at all fun tonight?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:32, Reply)
It's ok PoD
I get that a lot *sads*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:33, Reply)
I was interested
TGB.
I am doing nothing tonight.
exactly nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:34, Reply)
I was built
before Marinas.

But I'm not sure about which engine I use!

I am however in the middle of editing something, so I'd better get back to it.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:39, Reply)
I really do hope
there will not be a story on the bbc site of you getting a tattoo of a morris marina on your back please!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:40, Reply)
haha
I'm not that addicted :p

I'll stick to my non car orientated tattoos :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:45, Reply)
I've got the QI book
in my loo.
It's brilliant, I learn something every time I have a shit.
Did you know the word 'acronym' was coined in the 1940s and there are no acronyms recorded before 1900.
Therefore all the theories about word origins, i.e. pomme being prisoner of mother England and fuck being forced unlawful carnal knowledge, are rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:49, Reply)
Anyone know a good idea
For how to feel better when feeling generally awful. My stomach appears to be very angry with me.

*sads*

Even my ipod isn't cheering me up :(
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:51, Reply)
Evenin'!
Just popped in for a nose around, and fell for Captain V's horses.

Cheers mate. :(

Are we all well?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:52, Reply)
@ TGB
Just as well.
You wouldn't want to make any partners feel like they were tailgaiting.



Too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:53, Reply)
Aww Pod
tea and toast is the way forward! *hugs*

@Bk haha :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:53, Reply)
i think the rest of us
were to embarrassed to say that we had clicked a link for scat porn.

Talking of embarrassed have you had your knackers checked out yet DiT?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:54, Reply)
Hehe
You could put a big button in front of me that says "Do not press this. We really mean it.", and I'd be the guy to press it! ;)

I have. Had some tests done, waiting for results! Sure it'll be a-ok!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:58, Reply)
Am I the only person
Who didn't click on the link? :p

Sure it will be DiT :) but better safe than sorry and all that crap
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 20:59, Reply)
To be honest I click on everything now and expect to see I love horses
I'm quite surprised when the link doesn't come up.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:00, Reply)
I didn't click it
And thank you for the hugs TGB.

I have decided instead of tea and toast, I shall lie in bed watching film 4 instead.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:01, Reply)
Is it a good film?
*radio times it up*

Is it wrong Barb Wire is on at 10 on scifi and I have an urge to watch it as it is *so* bad?

If Tank Girl was on afterwards that would be awesome :P

Yay for awful films!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:02, Reply)
Sounds good PoD
sometimes I wish I was single so I wouldn't get grief for doing things like that. I don't think Mr Bin would go for it
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:04, Reply)
It's Mr and Mrs Smith
It isn't great, but it passes the time, then I sleep, then hopefully I feel better tomorrow.

Ah yes, living it up with the single life, aren't I?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:06, Reply)
yeah
im single and living it up with a micheal moorcock book and the footie on 5live, I is hardcore.

sigh

edit: haha PoD sorry I seem to have posted almost the same thing as you, lalalalala
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:08, Reply)
I'm sorry PoD
I made that sound bad.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:08, Reply)
@GB
Tankgirl rocks.



All you singletons out there, we rock!

@Mrs Bin. I take it the work is going well?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:11, Reply)
Woo yay to rocking!
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:12, Reply)
I only rock
on those chairs that go back and forward, im thinking of joining the pipe and slippers brigade!
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:12, Reply)
@BGB
Work is going well.
I've been covering for a teacher who has been off on bereavement leave. She wants to come back next week be not full time. So I'm going to be doing Wednesday and Thursday for her next week and the week after.

So hurrah for me. That's enough money to pay the bills.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:15, Reply)
I'd love to get a pipe!
And slippers are FT fucking W.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:15, Reply)
Nings everyone
I'm being good and staying off b3ta as I'm stupidly busy, but wanted to pass out hugs to everyone who needs them.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:16, Reply)
Mr Bin
got a pipe, mainly for making points during conversations. Doesn't like smoking it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:17, Reply)
is there such a thing
as a mad old cat man? they all usually seem to be old women.

need a cat to sit on my blanket while I rock . . . . . and smoke my pipe
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:19, Reply)
Becky
I'll take one!

*hugs*

You give nice hugs.

halfy, I don't see why you can't be Mad Catman if you want to be.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:19, Reply)
we-ell
im not sure I want to be a mad old cat man, think im just destined to be one is all.

still, better than being a kiddiefiddler I suppose
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)
*shuffles in*
*gets hug from becky*
Cheers lully. I needed that.
*buggers off again*
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:24, Reply)
I'll have a hug Becks
I'm a bit sleepy though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:25, Reply)
I'll take a hug becks
Hope you're well.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:25, Reply)
Halfy
Be a mad old cockroach man.

Give them all names and talk about how when the nuclear fallout happens you will still have your babies
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:25, Reply)
Damn Al
That sounds like the ideal night.
That or watching Film 4 in bed with tea and toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:27, Reply)
TGB
hmm, could do, could do, would need a lot of names for cockroaches though. I tend run out of inspiration after about 7, and we cant have 78000 cockroaches called trevor
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:28, Reply)
And you expect them
to write Shakespeare after that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:30, Reply)
eat
poo it saves time in the long run.

Right thats it, smoke and then bed for me, cheerio oh all
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:31, Reply)
@Al
Sometimes I worry about you.



@Mrs Bin - good luck with the work.

Edit - Goodnight Halfy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:33, Reply)
But Al
Where does one store an infinite number of raped monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:39, Reply)
In
the 5th dimension!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)
Well I did wonder
why there were so many monkeys in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:52, Reply)
I am to bed guys.
Speak to you tomorrow evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Sep 2008, 21:58, Reply)
Ooh
I just saw Nausicaa the whole way through the other day and found it most entertaining watching Patrick Stewart's fluffy tash
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:00, Reply)
Night Bin lady
Did you hook your pc up al?

I got mine all set up in my flat today. It's a nice setup, as I have two desks; 1 for work, and 1 for computers.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:10, Reply)
*tentatives*
I can has OT too?

*hopeful*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:18, Reply)
I've read some of your QOTWs fuzzy
So hello! *waves*

Loved the slideshow!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:21, Reply)
Hello!
Yes I recently unlurked, dunno why it's taken me so long.
Glad I did :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:23, Reply)
Honestly?
I'm knackered and sick of waiting for oncology results - not due til Monday now. But I'm still smiling and keeping everything crossed. How are you doing Al?

Edit: Hi and welcome to OT warmandfuzzy, may I call you fuzzy?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:23, Reply)
Welcome warmfuzzyfeeling
Come into our fold, and tell us three interesting things about yourself, and suggest something I can buy.

Hi becky.

*waves*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:25, Reply)
Just trapped fingers in door.
The pain. The pain.

Hello Fuzzy.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:26, Reply)
Balls to feeling churlish
Mrs Al is lovely, so you should be full of happy :)

Hi PoD

*back to work for a bit again*
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:28, Reply)
Helloes!
Yes to fuzzy :) I like it, lolz

I can write backwards with my left hand, I have Geoff Capes's autograph, and I have more wool than anyone else I know. I might be able to think of more interesting things (as in more things, not more interesting) spontaneously when not feeling under pressure to do so.

Buy a ... er... *casts eye around for inspiration* slinky.

Also TGB I have done a second installment of the gruesome profiles. I confess I keep watching it and sniggering.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:35, Reply)
YAYNESS!
*runs off to look and laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:38, Reply)
I have a feeling
the internets will ensure I am never short of material.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:40, Reply)
I have a slinky in my cupboard somewhere actually
I might try and find it tomorrow and play with it.

Like the slideshow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:41, Reply)
So, the internet
Is an excellent source of weirdos?

I could've told you that for free...

*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:42, Reply)
Hallo again!
Just popping in to say yo, and hullo to fuzzy!

Welcome, pull up a cake, tell us a story, etc!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:43, Reply)
As if by magic, Al...
As if by magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:44, Reply)
oh Fuzzy
I love you for bringing me slideshows :)
The pointy tongue man, Batman, Scooby Doo, the eyeless guy, the guy with VERY tight silver trousers... the caption "nom nom nom nom nom"

Laughter ensued. Lots of laughter!! I needed lots of laughter :)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:49, Reply)
I think
Some Grey Bloke from the first one is still my favourite. Coz I'd watched Some Grey Bloke shortly before and was happily surprised to discover he exists in real life, complete with "my internets gone down" expression. I bet he sounds like him too.

The noms get me too... still giggling... ah they all make me giggle. Hurrah for dating sites and the weirdos who innocently use them!

Also helloes to anyone who crosses posts with me while I am typing this. Multi-tasking, you see *nods seriously*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 22:56, Reply)
I liked the 26 year old chav
I thought they got culled before that age usually.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:00, Reply)
Aw
That's the nicest going to bed thing I've heard anyone say. I like b3ta. You've cheered me right up :)

edit: not the poo bit
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:04, Reply)
G'night Al!
*looks at watch*

I'm tired.
Why the FUCK am I tired at 11?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:06, Reply)
Aww, poor Kaol
Maybe you are becoming a mere mortal like the rest of us.

I'm just gonna stay up until I feel like not dying, and then go to bed. What fun.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:09, Reply)
No!
I don't want to be rubbish like the rest of you :(

*loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:11, Reply)
Can you shoot my ill bits first?
Mostly the stomach area. Please?

Having a fun evening Kaol?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:12, Reply)
I was playing Oblivion
But then I realised that I'm too good at it, and gave up.

*shrugs*

Also, I was gonna off myself... But if you're sure...
*thumbs hammer back*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:13, Reply)
I'm going to stay up
until I fall asleep.

Or until I get bored of the internets
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:13, Reply)
Yep!
*waves at ancrenne*

Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:15, Reply)
Many of us here m'dear
How are you? Busy/productive evening?

That's a reasonable reason for stopping Kaol, if ever I've heard one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, Reply)
*pushes Kaol out the way*
*waves more and betterer*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:16, Reply)
PoD
what kind of bad tummy is it?
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:17, Reply)
*nods*
I think I need some water.


EDIT: His stomach? Have you seen "Alien"?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:18, Reply)
Ah
Well I was going to suggest herbal tea, but may not be strong enough.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:19, Reply)
Nope...
Those things have acid for blood too.

I think we need to burn it out.

EDIT: Oh... I didn't want to lose my Super-Insomnia-Powers and become a rubbish normal person. But I'm over that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:20, Reply)
It feels like a slight allergic reaction to something
Which isn't fun. My treatment is just hoping it will get better if I stay up and then sleep a bit, or at least more than the 4 hours I got last night.

And no, it's not an alien.

It's a baby raccoon.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:21, Reply)
Thanks Ancrenne
*basks in Win-ness*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:22, Reply)
Well...
You could be allergic to aliens...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:22, Reply)
Well I'll suggest it anyway
Peppermint or fennel, while not a cure, are nice and soothing.

*soothes*

You'll have a calm baby alien/racoon in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:26, Reply)
A racoon?
I remember those from my degree.
They eat crabs.

You need to get crabs, to lure it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:28, Reply)
sends soothyness for bad tummies
I'm going to watch Being John Malkovich in bed as I haven't seen it in ages and need sleeps. Night all x
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:28, Reply)
Thansk Ancrenne :)
Bye becky!

Kaol that makes no sense at all in the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:29, Reply)
Bye Becky!
It does make sense.

Although there's no medical condition that can't be cured with a scalpel.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:30, Reply)
I don't want to get crabs
I just want a good sleep really.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:31, Reply)
Ok, sensible suggestion
A wee dram?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:32, Reply)
Now
There's a reasonable suggestion.

Some Famous Grouse could perhaps be procured.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:34, Reply)
As long as it doesn't go like that cheap whiskey did
That wasn't a good night at all.

Quality or nothing. That's my reasonably upper class sounding motto.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:38, Reply)
My motto is
"If it's half the price, just drink twice as many"
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:41, Reply)
I was getting mocked today
For owning too much nice stuff. Apparently it isn't 'student' enough of me.

I don't actually care that much though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:44, Reply)
What can I say ancrenne
I'm wise beyond my years.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, Reply)
I want
a wee dram now too. I haven't got any... :(

I have a dribble of Malibu.
Or a bottle of elderly champagne.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:46, Reply)
Good evening people
/tips hat

How are we all?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:47, Reply)
Hey!
My way means that you still come out on budget!

Evening SuperWeasel!
How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:48, Reply)
Oo, I like a good champagne
I've been getting a bit upper class this summer with all the weddings I've been at. Champagne, rose champagne, pimms and port.

Good stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:50, Reply)
SW
Where are your L plates?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:51, Reply)
He's a big boy now!
My little Weasel's all grown up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 23:52, Reply)
I'm tempted
but i don't think i could manage a whole bottle.

Party at mine?
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:00, Reply)
I'll take some miss Fuzzy
And some consumer advice for y'all:

iPod Touch = full of the win. Overflowing you could say.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:01, Reply)
Free champagne?
Where do I have to get to?

EDIT: Woo, 200!

DOUBLE EDIT: www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post245321 Go vote, support my awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:01, Reply)
Sweet Jesus
I'm a bona fide regular now!

I'm a real boy! Woo!

@Ancrenne: Evening, I believe you're right. I suppose we've met now. I'm SuperWeasel, I hail from Slough and my weaknesses include wine, women and song.

What's everybody upto this fine evening?

:edit:

Also, vote for my qotw as well folks!

www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post243230

I think it'll be fun, and if you vote for Kaol's and mine we double our chances of a decent q next time :
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:05, Reply)
Weasel
I'm not up to much.

Just sitting around, few drinks, quiet evening.

EDIT: You got my click SW.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:07, Reply)
Woo
Radical Politics!

I'll be studying that in maybe a less radical form in a couple of weeks time. Woo

:edit: @Kaol

Sounds fun. I've been sucked into a World of Warcraft trial. It's too consuming! My time is being sucked away.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:07, Reply)
Hmm
My weaknesses include new technology, musical instruments, and my immune system.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:08, Reply)
@POD
and bullets. Don't forget bullets.

Is anyone else still scrolling to the top to reply out of reflex?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:09, Reply)
Got me thinking now...
What're my weaknesses?

...

Free alcohol.
Milky Ways.
Knife shops.

That's it, I think.

Weasel, I never scrolled, I pressed "Home"
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:09, Reply)
And knife shops, Kaol
I just apple-up to get to the top, so it never took me long.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:10, Reply)
@Ancrenne
Just gazzed you, but Uni. Southampton for any other nosy bods who are reading. Starting a BA in History & Politics this year.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:14, Reply)
Hahaha!
Coincidence :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:18, Reply)
Woo coincidences
@Ancrenne: may as well gaz the conversation around, i'm sure the others have no interest in our conversation.

So... who likes....stuff?
/runs out of conversation
/falls over
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:21, Reply)
Stuff?
I hate stuff.
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:23, Reply)
Have you seen the perry bible fellowship
Pro-Skub / Anti-Skub thing?

pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF020-Skub.gif

It's a great comic in general.
Check it out :D
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:25, Reply)
Oh man
How am I going to afford edible stuff? Rent is far too expensive these days.

/dissatisfied

/saves for home deposit

:edit: sorry folks, didn't mean to double post. I clicked the bottom reply this time by accident ~_~
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:28, Reply)
Hoorah
My stomach seems less broken, and no whiskey was even needed*.

Maybe I'll even manage to sleep.

Yays!

*Mostly because I couldn't be bothered going to get any....
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:29, Reply)
I'm still
kinda here lurkingish, but trying to have a deep conversation at the same time... not working well lol.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:31, Reply)
Weasel
Nobody really cares here if you double post.
I certainly wouldn't mind.

PoD, glad to hear you're feeling bit better.
All the talk of drams spurred me to have a nip of brandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:32, Reply)
@Ancrenne & Kaol
I wasn't really sure, but I apologised anyway. Most other boards I've been on tend to not like it, so I'd rather play safe than sorry.

I ran out of Vodka! Does anyone know if the 'buying cheap vodka and distilling it using a brita filter' thing actually works?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:36, Reply)
Cheers for your good wishes all
I am now going to go and attempt to do that sleeping thing.

I may appear tomorrow evening with some whiskey. Mmmm.

Night all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:37, Reply)
A vodka question...
I'm your man :D

It does work.
But the filters aren't cheap.
So it's actually cheaper to buy a mid-range bottle of vodka.

Edit: Night PoD!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:38, Reply)
@Kaol
Ah, but are the filters reusable?

I may be able to score free ones from my uncle who works in some kind of chemical profession where they use lots of water filtration type devices.

Also: Absolut, Smirnoff Black, or Finlandia?

:edit: @Ancrenne Fantastic idea! What are the effects? Does it take away the edge of the vodka, or just add vanilla flavour? or both? or more?

/intrigue
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:41, Reply)
Save your money and teach yourself to drink Vladivar :D
Or get Russian Standard, that's pretty damn good for the price you pay.

By the time you've faffed around with filters, it's not worth the hassle.

EDIT: The vanilla pod vodka is excellent! I've sampled it first-hand, works excellently, takes the harsh edge off, and tastes much smoother, overall. And of vanilla.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:43, Reply)
Fascinating.
I figure as a student it's cheaper to buy a bottle to live in my room and get comfortably mashed on it before I go out.

Which one would you say is the best compromise between taste/price?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:45, Reply)
Right I'm off to bed
*hugs for all*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:46, Reply)
Off board...
Aargh! trying to talk about such serious matters as depression, self loathing, suitable courses of treatment... and i'd quite like to be drunk and actually contributing kittens and cake over here. :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:46, Reply)
Brilliant.
I'm trying to learn the knack of drinking it straight. Apparently you make the most of the flavours etc, but I'm still trying to bypass the 'my god, it's so burny' stage of tasting.

Better than bacardi though, which I think tastes like Meths. Not that I've tried Meths.

>_
<
/flee

:edit: @Ancrenne I read that as 'have this cake made of kitten' for a second, and was very worried indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:50, Reply)
yay!
cakey kitten! just what i needed! :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:50, Reply)
Weasel,
You'd be exactly right, I did that for most of my time at uni.

Unless you're on a tiny budget, get the stuff that's around a tenner a bottle, the stuff you can pick up for six pounds is gut-rot.

See what's on offer.
If you can get it cheap enough, I'd recommend Absolut, Finlandia or Russian Standard.

If not, Vladivar isn't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:50, Reply)
@ Kaol / Ancrenne / Not sure who
Would the 6 pound stuff do for making vanilla vodka, or is it akin to putting lipstick on a pig?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:52, Reply)
Re: Drinking it straight
I'd recommend two ways of doing this.

You get the most out of it by drinking it as cold as possible.
Swigging out of the bottle isn't recommended.

Put four or five ice-cubes in a big glass, add vodka to cover the ice.
When the ice is mostly melted, you've got a decent temperature for sipping.

The other way is to leave your vodka in the freezer. I appreciate that, being a student, this is a recipe for it getting nicked.

EDIT: 6-pound stuff is fine for vanilla!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:54, Reply)
Outstanding
Just got to make sure there's plenty of ice kicking around for my Vodka / Jagermeister adventures.

I can't be faffing around with pints of beer, it's far too much hassle.

Cider, however...
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 0:58, Reply)
Cider...
My advice is "Avoid super-strength cider".
It won't help you in the long run. You'll feel worse, and the hang-over isn't worth it.
Strongbow is always on offer somewhere, and if you don't like it much, buy a cheap bottle of blackcurrent squash :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:01, Reply)
Strongbow and Blackcurrent eh?
I'm learning a lot from you guys.

Please, continue to teach me, Kaol-san
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:02, Reply)
*grins*
That's about it, to be fair.

Food-wise, if you can't already, learn to cook.
Tinned tomatoes are your friends.
As are onions, garlic, pasta, rice and potatoes.


EDIT: I don't think he's my son... *calculates*
I'd've been four... So no.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:04, Reply)
My cousins
has influenced most of my drinking. I got the Jager habit from one, the Vodka habit for another (screwdrivers for breakfast, honestly!), and Cider from my friends. I'm just learning the best way of drinking them for optimum profit and fun.

I hope Kaol isn't my dad. That would make things most confusing indeed.

:edit: @Ancrenne Outstanding! I can cook fresh food moderately well to a degree, but i was hoping for a nearby greengrocers / asian grocery store so I could load up on staples cheaply, as well as indulge my mango, lychee and watermelon habit. Do you know of any such places?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:07, Reply)
I don't think I'd make a very good Dad...
*picks up empty bottles, cigarette packet and knives*

*shakes head slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:11, Reply)
I also love knives
The plot thickens.

Yay asian stores! Hopefully i can work my native-tongue magic on them and score some form of preferential treatment discount (H). (It's a cheek, I know, but it's also surprisingly effective, and as a student you have to take what you can get).
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:12, Reply)
See, that's another reason
That you're not my son.
I'm as white as Mont Blanc :p

There're awesome shops in Soton, well, from what I've seen of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:16, Reply)
Ah poop
yeah, I'm an air cadet you see, so my love of all things sharp and pointy has a natural affinity with my love of camping.

And the H is a broken smiley - on msn it's a wee smiley man in sunglasses, which indicates to all an sundry that "I am cool", however, I had a momentary lapse of judgement and forgot that it doesn't exist on b3ta.

:edit: @Kaol, I'm not that dark. I could pass for half caste. I don't imagine you're one of discriminating tastes after a few beverages :P (Even if you are only 4)
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:17, Reply)
No, I'm
4 years older than you :p

I'm the most awesome 22-year-old you'll ever meet on the internet.
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:21, Reply)
Camping
Means that you can slice stuff up to eat.
Like rabbits.
And the "weaker" campers.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:25, Reply)
*scans above to catch up*
vanilla vodka
lipstick on a pig
tinned tomatoes
air cadets...

ok, I'm up to speed. But feel I missed out on a good party.

Also I've just seen the time, and you''ll prolly all go to bed now :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:29, Reply)
We do indeed go camping
Many squadrons take part in the Duke of Edinburgh scheme. We do also fly planes. We do lots of things, it keeps children with short attention spans busy :)


:edit: @Warmfuzzyfeeling I'm here for a little while, i'm burning the midnight oil. Can't sleep so well. How did your talk go?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:29, Reply)
I'm not in bed.
I'll be going to sleep about four.
But I'm going to do some reading for a couple of hours now, so I'll catch some of you tomorrow, and others of you "soon".

It's been a pleasure.

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:33, Reply)
'Night Ancrenne, Kaol
Leaves me and fuzzy, burning the midnight oil.

What's up? I don't believe we've met.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:35, Reply)
Helloes and byes
as appropriate.

The conversation went well. A lot better than the previous one where I spent three hours talking him down off a ledge, as it were. We may have made some progress.

*deserves drink*

But not of midnight oil, although there are probably worse things to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:37, Reply)
Dealing
with suicidal people is the absolute pits. If you ever need a hand, or someone to talk to, feel free to gaz :)
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:40, Reply)
Thanks
I appreciate that. I promise not to get suicidal on you, too.

It's just so soul destroying to see someone going round in the same circles over and over... he's a great bloke with so much going for him but he hates himself, and me trying to persuade him that he is mentally ill is a delicate operation.

I used to be in the Samaritans yunno. Not as a listener though, was still too fucked up myself. "Hello Samaritans" "hello, I'm suicidal/having a nervous breakdown/lost my job/split up with partner/cat just died" ... "oh god I know how you feel" *wails*

*lightens up*

So, er... um... *insert new topic of conversation here*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:46, Reply)
OK I got one
How big does a page get before it becomes a new page?
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:49, Reply)
I don't know
how big? (is this a joke? I'm genuinely not sure either way)
(I helped save b3ta! SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 1:54, Reply)
It all went away for a while there
And no, completely unfunny non joke, soz. I just noticed that there are pages down there (where's the little downward arrow thing?) and wondered how big a page has to get before a new one is born.

Also I have another question.

How do you do hyperlinks? Or for that matter, how would I?
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 2:19, Reply)

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