Off Topic
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest,
836,
835,
834,
833,
832, ...
1
« Go Back |
Popular
RECTAL FISSURES
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:36,
69 replies,
latest was 10 years ago)
Turns out the new GIRLFRIEND wasn't as much of a girl as 'she' made herself out to be, eh?
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:38,
Reply)
as long as she holds "it" out of the way Lighty can pretend
(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:49,
Reply)
Sounds as though she has shoved "it" right in the way
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:53,
Reply)

(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:53,
Reply)
I think the issue here is that Lighty DOES like it up 'im.
(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:22,
Reply)
Not 'arf
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:29,
Reply)
cor!
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:38,
Reply)
Is it reminding you of that time you forgot to clip your hamster's claws?
(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:43,
Reply)
Poor Grace :(
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:44,
Reply)
Seen this on twitter, it's absolute genius where 100% of your target market is likely to be a customer.
www.gingersingles.com/
(
Muns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:51,
Reply)
I watched 'Under The Skin' last night and would recommend it for your viewing.
If you're bored by films that are a bit art house, then I feel you will enjoy Scarlett Johansson's full tit and minge.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:57,
Reply)
Can't we just see a picture of the tit and minge and save ourselves from having to watch the film?
(
Muns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 11:59,
Reply)
Im sure it's online somewhere.
she's a bit sexy in it.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:03,
Reply)
I'm a fan of both elements and have been meaning to give that one a watch
I watched Two Days One Night yesterday. It was very French. I've only got about three more to watch before the 22nd.
(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:04,
Reply)
I think the only French films I've seen are "Them", "Switchblade Romance" and "Martyrs"
"Martyrs" is well fucked up.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:09,
Reply)
Yes, Matryrs is a good un
Get ready for the American remake later this year (I think, could be next year)
(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:12,
Reply)
Yeah I read yesterday it's all done and dusted.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:17,
Reply)
This thread is shit Soz lighty!

(
Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:05,
Reply)
What's this all about then?
(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:07,
Reply)
Paris Hilton has been at the burgers
(
Muns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:10,
Reply)
Bully
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:09,
Reply)
Thats not what you said on facebook
(
Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:14,
Reply)
^ gets nothing in this game for two in bed^
(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:15,
Reply)
flatheadlols
RECTAL DONALD
(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:07,
Reply)
Yes
(
Peej, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:15,
Reply)
alright spazzers
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:19,
Reply)
top, thanks d-dog
(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:26,
Reply)
how's the whole 'board paedo' thing working out for you?
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:34,
Reply)
No paedos are bored these days
not since the dark web became a lot more user friendly.
(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:41,
Reply)
I didn't know you were in the area, Boyce...
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-chief-slams-evil-racists-8614164we could have went for a drink or jew
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:28,
Reply)
I like how rather than sending a bloke out to get a picture of the road
they've just taken a screenshot from google street view.
(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:30,
Reply)
It was probably millitant Buddhists.
(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:31,
Reply)
why do the mancs hate the Jews now then?
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:38,
Reply)
because the heebs are despicable big nosed subhuman swine
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:43,
Reply)
like your imaginary bird.
even lighty has a bird these days.
you've got to up your game.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:47,
Reply)
bit harsh
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:51,
Reply)
a fair respone to the hebe jokes I felt.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:55,
Reply)
typical yid
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:57,
Reply)
Who knows. I've always thought it to be a very welcoming, multi-cultural place...
As long as you're black or curry asian.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:46,
Reply)
I know manc has a bit of a gay scene, but outside of the main drag (excuse the pun) do you see much trouble as a bumper?
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:48,
Reply)
nah. It's not alarmingly apparent that Im a fudge nudger tbh.
I don't skip down the street doing jazz hands.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:55,
Reply)
I had one of them once.
Not really comfortable discussing the details online though.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:37,
Reply)
it's fucking dull on here.
Save for Donald Fisher.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:37,
Reply)
I've finished what I was doing now, so I'll post some more if that'll help.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:39,
Reply)
It would help enormously, mate.
I am sick of these dullards.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:45,
Reply)
I've spent my morning under a cold water tank.
It was cold. I might not do any more work at protest for having to do that.
How's your week?
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:47,
Reply)
shit busy, Winders. And will be until Thursday afternoon.
I am trawling through spreadsheets and reports at the moment which I hate.
Crawling around under a water tank is a breach of your Human Rights.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:50,
Reply)
I reckon you're right.
I'd go speak to our union rep, but I'd rather poke my eyes out with rusty tuning forks.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:51,
Reply)
Union rep? Hahahahahaha. No way?
I'd be moaning like fuck. Are you still on probation?
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:56,
Reply)
yerr, 3 months. I've only been here 1.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:58,
Reply)
Two more months and you can have all the sick leave you can eat.
(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:02,
Reply)
I hope it turns out to be bowel cancer
(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:40,
Reply)
or prostate cancer.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:41,
Reply)
No, it has to be bowel cancer.
(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:42,
Reply)
why?
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:47,
Reply)
much more undignified and much less survivable
(
Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:54,
Reply)
Are you really sure about that?
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:41,
Reply)
all I wanna say is that they don't really care about us.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:46,
Reply)
Thanks "MJ"
(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:50,
Reply)
notorious paedophile Michael Jackson.
Top fact: his MO was very similar to Lewis Carroll's.
(
dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 12:52,
Reply)
ain't rimming that.
Corned beef and piccalilli sandwich for lunch. Delicious.
(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 10 Feb 2015, 13:09,
Reply)
« Go Back |
Reply To This »
Pages: Latest,
836,
835,
834,
833,
832, ...
1