Actually dead on its arse.
What have been YOUR favorite b4ysh moments?
alt. What was your fave plaything as a kid?
I loved my Thundercats toys and my Megadrive.
altsquared: worst things that have happened on a date

Or share something new with the group you've discovered lately.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:17, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Not been b4yshing as such but a night of excellent curry and beer with Monty and Lusty was excellent
Alt:
Lego - best toy ever. I recently got all mine out of the loft and me and the kids sat there for hours building spaceships

AltAlt:
Turned up without the beer goggles.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)

I will never forget the first time I saw Paul's massive Moominbonce.
alt: actionman and space lego.

altsq: I am pretty sure that I have shit myself on a date.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)

that was genius
"HELLO PAUL!!!"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)

He gave me a big struggle cuddle too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)

GOOOOOOOD, HOMUNCULOUS, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)

you had to be there, but the great 2014 lols of "my sharona" and the great 2012 hysteria of "sexy cleaner" take some beating
alt: books

altsquared: i think everyone knows the answer to that one.

i only discovered recently that the numbers on a toaster mean the number of minutes for which it toasts, not degrees of brownness
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)

was I at either of those?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)

no, i don't think you were actually - both were round at mine, and i think once you were away with the mrs and once you weren't well*
*friday night inflicted illness

had you been there, though, you would have remembered boyce taking the sexy cleaner to its nadir by singing "sexy toddler".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)

I always thought "douche" was just a shower, 'cos I learned French at school, innit.
Mrs V's Canadian friend keeps referring to people as"douchebags" , and I commented what a weird insult it was.

They told me what a douche was, and what a douchebag is.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)

hahahahahahaha
It is very much a quirky North American thing. I am not sure European women use douchebags.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)

Nah they take it on the chin like proper ladiez

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)

TAKE IT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)

Monty running away crying was a highlight for me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)

there was a good bit at one of the bashes where we were all chatting and someone said something funny, and we all laughed,
And then it was someone's round so they got some more drinks for everyone and it was very similar to, or in fact, identical to a night in the pub with some people.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)

Like going to the pub with your real mates
only with a bunch of cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)

i like the ones when you aren't there and it's all waqqi and massive cameras for the 'flickr pool' and t-shirts and bum bags and balloons and that and we book a function room in a shit pub and 13 people come
and we pretend things are our willies hahahahaha yeah
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)

Book the upstairs of The Kings Head on Albemarle St
for the Summer 2015 B4ysh TM.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Jaysum keeps threatening to visit for the 2015 G4YB4YSH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

YAY!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)

YOU SAID HIS NAME AGAIN YOU CREEPY STALKER OBSSESIVE TYPE.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

haha yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)

You're getting it wrong dear, but thanks for trying.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

don't be a moron
nobody would wear a bumbag to the pub
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)

They're practical!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

someone said something funny?
roll up, roll up, ladies and gentlemen, lies on the internet, right here before your very eyes...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

He doesn't mean 'someone', he means 'moomintroll'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)

I came close to meeting the internet once but I've never had full first contact with it
Alt: I had a cracking collection of Smurfs and a Smurf house that my Mum threw out and a great Snoopy dodgem game. My first console was an Atari 2600, California Games was the best game I had for that.

Altalt: The planting of the first seeds of married life.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)

My first console was a Rowtron Television Computer System.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:59, Reply)

I didnt think they released that for the 2600 I had it on the lynx though
which was far and away the best handheld console but too power hungry for the time.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

Every answer so far is wrong.
It's lolwacky balloon hats.
( Muns, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)

Rakky laughing so hard she fell over will always stay with me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)

Remember that time where that pikey went to steal Stunned's sniff from inside his house?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:02, Reply)

good tiems

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)

Donkeyfuck deletion!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)

I MISSED REG?!
Ah man.
Deletion though? So he's just Boyce :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)

Whatchoo doing in this thread?
We're talking b4shes ffs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)

I had a pint wth the disappointed once

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:25, Reply)

I bet he was too.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)

^ obsessed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)

Me too!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

I'm assuming that 'the disappointed' doesn't refer to the poster of that name.
Just everyone who's ever met you.
( Muns, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)

I dun a fred then ran awaylol

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)