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tell us about how you met mrs dozer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:12,
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in his imaginarium
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:13,
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your imagination is a terrible place where the only boyfriend you could get was disabled and he dumped you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:15,
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he has a wheelchair fetish, the sick fuck
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:22,
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Spaz drool probably makes good lube.
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Muns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:23,
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probably
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:26,
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^ voice of experience
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:26,
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everybody loves those unpredictable cerebral palsy spasms
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:26,
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I've always fancied Francesca Martinez
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:36,
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she's well fit
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:37,
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Meaty :(
Why so cruel?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:36,
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In a pub, on her own?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:18,
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did you meet yours at a 'fat girls and feeders' fetish night?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:20,
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it must be weird being a maggot married to a dugong
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:26,
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you seem to be unnaturally curious about this relationship
just sayin
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:29,
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it's the same way that I'm fascinated by the crimes of Albert Fish
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:30,
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you want to feed dead children to fat women?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:36,
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hey, it's a turn on for Badger, maybe it'll work for me
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:39,
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If Mrs dozer is a flubber too I would be pleased to be your 'white knight' on here, it's this seasons must have.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:52,
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everybody simply adores a bumbag whiteknight
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:01,
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we were both DJing drill n bass
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:19,
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I met her when I was overseeing a support group
for women who suffered genital mutilation due to accidents involving facial piercings.
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Muns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:22,
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I just joined the end of the longest queue down at the docks
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:30,
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I'm working like an actual worker.
Dunno what happened there.
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:17,
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The community service warden was watching, obviously.
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Muns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:18,
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I'm deffo keeping this hi viz jacket with "SCUM" on the back
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:23,
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My upgrade script isn't working :o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:19,
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Awwww! Mine is!
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:23,
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oh el dozo
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$$ ✅, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:26,
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hi sigmund snifflehausen
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:27,
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Pay day today.
You know what that means?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:27,
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nothing at all to anybody who doesn't live hand-to-mouth?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:28,
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one twelfth of your annual salary is paid to you, plus any discretionary bonuses, less deductions for taxes and pension contributions
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:28,
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you old romantic fool
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:29,
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kiss me, my lover
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:30,
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:31,
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would.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:33,
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I really want to embed an NFC chip in my arm when Apple opens up an NFC api.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:56,
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Mind you, in a couple of months i'll be wearing a watch that can have it anyway.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:56,
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Wearable tech is shit
HTH
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:07,
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the term 'tech' is shit
HTH
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:10,
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YM/GF/BUDGIE is shit
HTH
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:12,
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Also FACE
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:12,
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YOU ARE POPULAR PAGE PICTURE IS SHIT
HTH
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:13,
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YOUN ARE!
HTH
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:14,
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Yeah', but what you gonnna do, a fella with a disposable income has to buy something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:21,
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Apple only wants NFC for payment
I doubt they'll open it up for owt else
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:10,
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I dunno, Apple sound like the kind of company that would encourage its users to microchip themselves
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:13,
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you don't need microchips if you have a decent Smug Detector
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:15,
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Q - How do you know when a Gonz type buys new apple shit?
A - They tell you.
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:17,
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Q - What's the easiest way to fleece a sheep?
A - Bring out a new Apple product
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:20,
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I'm pretty sure most people mention when they get new toys.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:23,
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Nah', they'll open it up for home automation - hotel/car keycards and the like.
But I'm not hold my breath for anything else.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:22,
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A handjob from a prostitute and a line on the euromillions?
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Muns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:29,
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PROSTITUTES!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:29,
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^TGGI
You're nearly right, the answer is inexpensive prostitutes. Preferably one without a womb.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:32,
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So you can fuck her a new one RIGHT!!!?????
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:32,
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no womb?
go on love, we can do it up against the wailings!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:34,
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without a womb?
So, a man then?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:01,
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The lady from accounts will be round with the payslips in a little while?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:30,
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bit sexist
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:30,
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Just had them. From the receptionist.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:32,
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The answer of course is pay-day cans.
Thanks for playing.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:36,
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might buy a vajankle
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:41,
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Not really.
I'm worried about the number of muslims that seem to be moving into my area. I've written to my MP about it several times now but have yet to receive a response.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:45,
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Maybe your MP is trying to drive you out of the area?
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Muns, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:49,
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Last night I moved into YM's area.
Then out of it.
In. Out etc.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:50,
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sheikh it all about
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:50,
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on a nice sunni day.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:54,
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What a load of shiite.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:55,
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is sharia-lly going out with him?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:55,
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It Muz be love
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:02,
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I used to be in a band called Muz
/coolstory
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:10,
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I used to be in a band called 'The Steve Biko crash helmet fund'
Didn't get many student gigs
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:22,
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Hahaha
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:41,
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Attracted by the house prices.
Put off by the crime and smell.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:03,
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Maybe your MP is a Muslim.
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:08,
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My picture is on the popular page twice.
INTERNET VALIDATION!
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:09,
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rip brayndedd alwez in R hartz <3
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:18,
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just bought a vajankle
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:14,
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Wow, that was something I shouldn't have googled in work
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:15,
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Incidentally the wife bought a vajazzle kit from a sex shop before our anniversary last year
It looked quite good actually
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:16,
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I went for a deep tan with pink painted nails
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:17,
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Yeh this is weirder than that dream I had.
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:18,
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nothing weird about it mate
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:19,
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isn't it deloltion time yet?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:14,
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I fucking hope so
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Peej, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:15,
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