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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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your imagination is a terrible place where the only boyfriend you could get was disabled and he dumped you.
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you seem to be unnaturally curious about this relationship
just sayin
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just sayin
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it's the same way that I'm fascinated by the crimes of Albert Fish
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If Mrs dozer is a flubber too I would be pleased to be your 'white knight' on here, it's this seasons must have.
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I met her when I was overseeing a support group
for women who suffered genital mutilation due to accidents involving facial piercings.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)
for women who suffered genital mutilation due to accidents involving facial piercings.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:22, Reply)
one twelfth of your annual salary is paid to you, plus any discretionary bonuses, less deductions for taxes and pension contributions
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:28, Reply)
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I really want to embed an NFC chip in my arm when Apple opens up an NFC api.
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Mind you, in a couple of months i'll be wearing a watch that can have it anyway.
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Yeah', but what you gonnna do, a fella with a disposable income has to buy something.
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Apple only wants NFC for payment
I doubt they'll open it up for owt else
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
I doubt they'll open it up for owt else
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I dunno, Apple sound like the kind of company that would encourage its users to microchip themselves
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Q - How do you know when a Gonz type buys new apple shit?
A - They tell you.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)
A - They tell you.
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Q - What's the easiest way to fleece a sheep?
A - Bring out a new Apple product
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)
A - Bring out a new Apple product
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)
Nah', they'll open it up for home automation - hotel/car keycards and the like.
But I'm not hold my breath for anything else.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)
But I'm not hold my breath for anything else.
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^TGGI
You're nearly right, the answer is inexpensive prostitutes. Preferably one without a womb.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:32, Reply)
You're nearly right, the answer is inexpensive prostitutes. Preferably one without a womb.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:32, Reply)
The lady from accounts will be round with the payslips in a little while?
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Not really.
I'm worried about the number of muslims that seem to be moving into my area. I've written to my MP about it several times now but have yet to receive a response.
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 11:45, Reply)
I'm worried about the number of muslims that seem to be moving into my area. I've written to my MP about it several times now but have yet to receive a response.
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I used to be in a band called 'The Steve Biko crash helmet fund'
Didn't get many student gigs
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Didn't get many student gigs
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Incidentally the wife bought a vajazzle kit from a sex shop before our anniversary last year
It looked quite good actually
( , Fri 13 Feb 2015, 12:16, Reply)
It looked quite good actually
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