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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wake up!
Time to die
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:20, 169 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
+t

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:20, Reply)
lololl

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:20, Reply)
very good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)
morning mobbo.
How's life?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:36, Reply)
Splendid thank you, how are yours?
Bit quiet here innit
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:39, Reply)
yeah, all good. Had a couple of days off and really enjoyed them.
It does seem quiet yeah, maybe Kroney was the last thing holding this place together after all, the big french prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:42, Reply)
He'll be in our prayers

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:43, Reply)
hello drimble
i feel terrible
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 7:59, Reply)
oh man I love Neuromancer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:01, Reply)
Awesome book

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:15, Reply)
every other William Gibson book I've read has been shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Really?
Count Zero & Mona Lisa Overdrive are part of the sprawl trilogy and are excellent. Wasn't sure about Pattern Recognition - might have to read it again, but his collaboration with Bruce Sterling on The Difference engine was brilliant.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:59, Reply)
Really.
Mainly because science fiction, on the whole, is a genre worthy only of ridicule.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)
I respect your right to hold that opinion

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)
+ but you are a fucking idiot for doing so

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:39, Reply)
??

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:19, Reply)
I have a four day weekend eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:05, Reply)
eh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:07, Reply)
eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:10, Reply)
I started to day off with a monumental nose-bleed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:08, Reply)
Eiffel Tower clots

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:17, Reply)
Prangin' the ching

(McChinaman banned, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)
Can't die yet, I've got Alton Towers to do and Oscars to watch this weekend
I can do Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)
Pfft, as if anyone is going to be watching the Oscars
when WWE Fastlane is on at the same time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)
Yeah, like that's even a 'thing'
I haven't watched wrestling since the days of Doink The Clown and 'Razor' Ramone. Think I'll stick with the Oscars
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:06, Reply)
I enjoy it for the occasional display of genuinely impressive athleticism and "oooooh... FUCK" moments
but mostly it's the boundless homoerotica
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)
+ but enough about the Oscars

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:12, Reply)
*desperately hopes Nakers or the Rev are about*
Fucking hell, has anyone seen the cricket?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)
Rubbish weren't it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 8:59, Reply)
I'm just trying to picture the grin on McCullum's face as he walked out to bat
He must have looked like someone had just covered Christina Hendricks in molten chocolate and cocaine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:06, Reply)
Now that is a good image

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)
The chocolate would ruin the coke though
You would have to wait for it to solidify then smash and grind it back to a powder, then the big task of trying to hoover up ground chocolate in order to get to the coke...

I am pretty sure the Hendricks would have bugger off by the time you got to that stage.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:42, Reply)
I doesn't specify if the chocolate and coke were mixed
Tits could be chocolate and minge coke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:44, Reply)
Again do the math sporters
Lets put the powder that needs to be dry in a wet spot...


FFS IS IT AMATEUR HOUR OR SOMETHING.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:51, Reply)
how dare you
chocolate enhances EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:45, Reply)
I am not sure that chocolate coke would be a winner though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:50, Reply)
eat chocolate and get high at the same time
why has nobody thought of this before?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:51, Reply)
yeah but you would get numb mouth while eating it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:59, Reply)
We'd need a clear division of area
and something to use as a breakwater between the two
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)
I couldn't believe it when the team in white did that slow, boring thing!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:02, Reply)
Drank whiskey and talked about it nonstop you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:06, Reply)
horrible bullying of Light in Chains

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)
Glad to see those 5 months concentrating on the 1 day game is going so well, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:24, Reply)
Clearly having a Captain Morgan
makes the team play like they're drunk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)
might go for a Anne Frank later
(a hidden and forbidden wank)
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:04, Reply)
Clicked and nicked

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)
Anne Fwank

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:24, Reply)
But I'm not ready to die yet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)
Tough

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)
conversely
we are very ready for you to die
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)
You'd miss me too much

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:48, Reply)

youtu.be/0OytJYBfwUk
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:50, Reply)
like you wouldn't come back from beyond the yurtgrave to haunt us

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:50, Reply)
I'd just come back as a pervading smell

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:54, Reply)
Actually, I prefer this version
youtu.be/VFz3HT_XLKI
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:52, Reply)
Annoyingly my kids have been up early every bastard day this week
until this morning, when I woke up at 5:40

CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)
My early-rising child stayed at a friend's house last night, so I only had the one who waits until after I get up to contend with.
This meant a massive lie in until almost seven o'clock!!!
#winningatlife
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)
+losing at music

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:37, Reply)
I watched Silent Witness until they got up then went to work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:42, Reply)

ilent itness

ian illiams
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:43, Reply)
lol
I must say that Fiona is looking rather pleasant these days
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:45, Reply)
she's a beautiful woman
Nae tits though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:53, Reply)
She is all about the bass
*posts picture*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)
+no nipple

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:01, Reply)
I dunno, there are some excellent 'shopped pics on google innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)
Glad to hear that sending kids to work is still a thing in the north.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:49, Reply)
That coal doesn't dig itself you know

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)
Get 'em to fish it out the sea.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:03, Reply)
I did say I was going to perform Seppuku
the other day. Maybe today should be the day
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)
Can I recommend you trade that for Sapporo?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)
something something Infest something

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:42, Reply)
WHERE'S MY FUCKING PHONE?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 9:58, Reply)
have you tried ringing it
it could be in your pocket
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)
ON WHAT YOU FUCKING FLIDMO?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:01, Reply)
the joke




















































Your head
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:05, Reply)
no need
his alarm went off at 6.45
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:01, Reply)
ON A BIKE MARKED PRIORITY FRAGILE AND PERSONAL!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)
which is kind of how meatsnakeposter was feeling this morning

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:02, Reply)
He's not alone in that department.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:04, Reply)
+CALL
#Clarence
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)
It makes a change from leaving your coat behind
#Darts
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:05, Reply)
retrieving that coat cost me more in cab fare than the coat cost.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:08, Reply)
#SportsDirect

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:09, Reply)
HELLOSIR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)
On a positive note
I have a curry lunch today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)
Curryfest tomorrow for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)
garlic chicken chilli massala and 4 large cobra please, gunga din.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:37, Reply)
i need to do some work, i'm just not *feeling* it today though, know what i mean? y/n

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:33, Reply)
y
I have had several cups of tea and am killing time until lunch.

NO. WORK. TILL LUNCHTIME!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)
I had a bacon sandwich. I also thought I might leave working until later this afternoon, seems sensible.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)
Very sensible.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:42, Reply)
^the beastie boys corporate followup

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:38, Reply)
make 4pm hurry up please

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)
I'm not staying that late

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:46, Reply)
i'm going to have a beer at lunchtime

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:48, Reply)
I think that's a really good plan.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:48, Reply)
i feel only then i will be ready do do some actual real work

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)

s c actual real work on and do the conga
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:52, Reply)
haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:54, Reply)
Dead as a ...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:56, Reply)
haha, leaving that as it is.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:58, Reply)
every day, bro.
Every day
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)
feeling the pressure of your new role?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Nah.
It's my old role merged with my new one. Just keeping me busy and interrupting beeter time innit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:54, Reply)
Those cocks aren't going to suck themselves.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:58, Reply)
they would if they could

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:25, Reply)
then you would be posting on here on your own

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:31, Reply)
feels like i am today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:37, Reply)
We're all too busy trying to get our cocks to suck themselves

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:40, Reply)
I am here...
Which to be fair is probably worse
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:40, Reply)
I've filled the old extractor hole and moved the plug sockets and added the cabling for the under cupboard lighting.
Re-plaster boarding in a bit, after this cup of tea. Then plumbing! YESSSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:38, Reply)
I couldn't do all of that.
I find it extremely tedious.

And I am cack handed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:42, Reply)
keep your fetishes to yourself

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)
'filled the old extractor hole'
Fnaar
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)
So tired...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:43, Reply)
Tired of waiting...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:55, Reply)
Tired of waiting for Youooooooooooooooooo-oooooo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 10:57, Reply)
YES

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)
so, if I have lunch about 1, then do 'work' from 2 until 4, that seems fair.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)
couple of payday cans probably

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)
just got my £5.30 refund from that bear costume thing

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)
bought a big bottle of water just then (£1)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:08, Reply)
typed out and printed a 'to do' list rather than actually doing anything

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:10, Reply)
You know what this place needs?
A new thread.
Oh and a load of people to post in it to make it worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)
do one

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:15, Reply)
bit harsh, it was only a suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:18, Reply)
suggestions are shit and for cunts

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 11:23, Reply)

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