How have you broken your worktime rules?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31589202
Pulled a sickie, nicked a pen, fiddled expenses, spent time on a peurile digital art website, or worse?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:02, 69 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Spending time on here.
Also, I told the MD he had bitch-tits. An unwritten rule, but a rule none the less.
( Muns, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:05, Reply)

Has he?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:11, Reply)

They're fucking massive.

( Muns, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Sexy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:14, Reply)

all of the above for you, you heathen,
I only really go on beeter when there's nowt to do. Which is seldom these days.
Aside from that, Im a model employee.

I did take some time off from the bar I worked at to go and be in the audience for Big brother. I never actually went though and just got pissed in soho.
They had it on the screens back home for me and everything :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:05, Reply)

Speaking of The Gays, Mrs V and I watched Priscilla Queen Of The Dessert last night.
I'd forgotten what fun it was - seeing Zod dressed as a lady was all sorts of unsettling.

"Now listen here, you mullet - why don't you just go and set light to your tampon, and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart ... "
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:11, Reply)

That's my all time favourite film. Love Aussie humour.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:14, Reply)

Siam Sunset is a bit chick flick, but has a few good moments.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:15, Reply)

Black Sheep is great
admittedly its New Zealand but close enough
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah I liked Black Sheep.
If only for the concept being so unashamedly studenty.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)

The killer sheep in the Landrover is a great bit of comedy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)

I love that film Kinky Boots

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:30, Reply)

It's nothing to do with gays really, the bloke/queen person is straight in that film.
It's just that it has a lot of camp humour
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:31, Reply)

and Cyndi Lauper penned the musical

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:59, Reply)

Oh cool, didn't even know they did a musical of it; I wanna see that

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:35, Reply)

If you manage to take all the political headlines away from UKIP for a day you're either doing something very well or very badly.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:05, Reply)

I top-decked the staff toilets. Wasn't found for weeks. Some french guy got sacked.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:08, Reply)

MPs should have to be and remain completely blameless during their tenure y/n

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:09, Reply)

Depends.
If they abuse their position for personal gain, then they should be cunted right in the fuck.
( Muns, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:13, Reply)

n
democracy innit
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:15, Reply)

They shouldn't be allowed to have a position of national influence unless they're blameless.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:22, Reply)

No one believes that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:38, Reply)

I do.
I think they should be employed/fired without mercy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)

just flog them

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:50, Reply)

Well it seems they're flogging themselves!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:52, Reply)

Look everyone! Vag is here to show us how nonconformist his opinions are!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:17, Reply)

I sexually assaulted a "model" with a kids toy.

(exB3tatroll, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:14, Reply)

dunno who you are soz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:15, Reply)

Rob Leese Jones

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:16, Reply)

Yeah jay.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:18, Reply)

real name comedy accounts are jolly lol

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:33, Reply)

lemmy and rocky are grand, thank you - bit of double bird in bath action yesterday, saucy
me? model employee, me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:26, Reply)

Bobby is the shittest flier ever. He hits the window or the wall every time, he's either stupid, uncoordinated or can't see very well.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:38, Reply)

is he overweight?
i think that's poor old lemmy's problem - stupid extra-fluffy half-breed that he is!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)

I don't think so, maybe he's just a bit young and will get better.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)

i think some of them might just be better at it than others
rocky is about 8 weeks old and he's like a little zooming bat. he practically flies upside down and he flies rings around everything. lemmy flumps to the floor and waddles :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)

chuck him out the window, see if that improves his confidence.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:15, Reply)

:(((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)

Has he always been a waddler?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:30, Reply)

You should rename him Jason

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:53, Reply)

Im deaf, not blind. You uggers mong cunt.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)

What?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)

^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)

You wish I cared that much

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:20, Reply)

we can do pretty much what we like what with being adults and that
so long as we don't give away clients secret squirrel information

edit: I've got a bunch of expenses to fiddle claim for last year before I forget ... I'd make a rubbish corrupt parliamentarian
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Just give us a little hint as to where the nuts might be buried.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:39, Reply)

just wait a few months until the hazel and horse chestnut starts growing out of your lawn
that's where they put them
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:40, Reply)

Last seen in YM

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:42, Reply)

You're doing it wrong.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:43, Reply)

A phrase I have heard on many occasions

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)

+ in many circumstances

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)

i.imgur.com/jpBRyxc.gif
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:44, Reply)

up to his guts in nuts

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)

I just watched this weeks Vikings

( Peej, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)

Delete this please.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)

Is that any good. It's been recomended by a few friends but they have shit TV taste.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:16, Reply)

Its fairly historically accurate, fun and violent

( Peej, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)

+ cheese & onion

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:16, Reply)

youtu.be/ePaHG6g7uFw
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Did anyone screencap it?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)

I stand by it.
Not the best flavour in the world but consistent, tried and true.
( Peej, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:23, Reply)

Anyone watched any Black Sails? Is it any good?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)

It's got tits in it, that's all I know.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:35, Reply)

That's a good start.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:35, Reply)

I saw about half the first season, really enjoyed it, I must get around to seeing the rest of it

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:36, Reply)

so the other day I spoke to some Chinese tourists in a restaurant about how the weather was quite nice
and I jokingly said they should go up a hill for some proper weather ... and the local news just announced that a coach load of Chinese tourists were rescued from snow up a hill. There's no way it's the same ones but I'm going to believe it was.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Me too.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:55, Reply)

it's almost as good as when I suggested getting a job as cockle pickers

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)

more people who flung themselves into the sweet embrace of death rather than endure your conversation?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)