Starting this thread to talk about Wee Pee.
Cos he's totes the best.
what's your favourite WP thing?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:48, 117 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I just like being me

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:50, Reply)

He doesn't have meat snake or ghetto wotsit on Ignore!2!0!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)

My favourite thing about WP is that he doesn't live near me and I have never met him.

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:52, Reply)

I like that he remembers what he wants to drink when I forget, and how he says 'TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!' On Fridays, like him that saying is both brilliantly simple, and simply brilliant.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:52, Reply)

you do know that tomorrow is Friday right?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)

Yeah, of course. I'll come back then shall I?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)

oh no, stick around, I just wanted you to be excited for the Friday main event.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:33, Reply)

I am excited, I haven't thought about anything else.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:44, Reply)

Why is a pic of Monty top of the links board?
and why is he wearing that stupid hat?
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:53, Reply)

I like how there's a fabulous bit of Cranleying down the page there.
b3ta.com/links/1279463
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:54, Reply)

Pigiot Wind, blowing every time you move your mouth
Blowing down the backroads headin’ south
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:12, Reply)

His flowing scarlet mane and robust physique

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:13, Reply)

Oh no sorry, that's Swipe

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:14, Reply)

He hates you.
Can we all talk about Madonna falling at the Brits pls?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:16, Reply)

I saw it on Facebook.
Looked like she could have really hurt herself. Poor Thing. Glad she's OK.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:18, Reply)

It was built up throughout the whole show
"For the first time in twenty years!!"
Then that happened.
I went through all the emotions, bless her. I bet one of her dancers got a bulls horn in the neck

all the next lyrics were about her stumbling and getting up. it was well lol.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

I didn't watch it, but it looks to me like it was planned and the cape was supposed to come.off
Hardly the dancers fault.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)

Yeah but it's Madonna.
She did actually post on instagram saying the cape was too tight.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

I still don't see why we're blaming the dancer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)

BECAUSE MADONNA!!
Yeah it wasn't the dancers at all.

She proper limps on the platform after poor cow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o18ju4Vb0zc
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)

but why would madonna blame the dancers?
Is this a gay thing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

Probably
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:51, Reply)

Zackly.
She livened up an otherwise incredibly bland awards ceremony.

Ed Sheeran? Sam Smith? The sound of smug middle-aged chillaxing.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

I really couldn't be bothered with it.
Although I watched the Adele one, abd she actually is a very very good singer. And fat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)

she should hav echased more pavement and fewer chip vans

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)

That was one of the Mugababes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

She ent black!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

Looks to me like she was supposed to undo it and have it yanked away to show a granny dressed as a slapper underneath
The dancer did as they were supposed to but she couldn't get her geriatric, arthritic, anorexic, fake british accent, whore hands to open the clasp fast enough. Oh I hope she dies of a related blood clot in three days.
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:46, Reply)

From this day forth PJ speak for me on all Madonna related matters

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:08, Reply)

Gladly

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)

Thnx bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:13, Reply)

Alright Jaysums, I didn't watch it, I haven't seen 'the incident' and I'm not going to make any effort to do so, stick that in your pipe and smoke it you big wally.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:54, Reply)

Seriously, if an old lady falling over is front page news why didn't the mail put my gran in the paper when she broke her hip?

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:06, Reply)

They might've done if she got her tits out in public more often

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:16, Reply)

you've obviously not seen her down the docks on a Wednesday night

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)

Come to think of it, she was in the Sun
"Todays Page 3 Girl is Judy from Cornwall recently broke her hip, but she hasn't let that get her down. From hips to NIPS!"
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

Is it true that your gran is younger than some of the posters on here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

Probably
My mum definitely is.
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

hahaha YOUR MUM!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)

YEH! MM!

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:33, Reply)

haha great internet banter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)

Yeh, I reported you to the modcunts

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)

Did you ever see her "coffee table" book
It was pretty grim,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

No, but I once lay underneath a glass coffee table as she squatted over it and curled one out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

I think I would have prefered that

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

Cunt Evans was playing Material Girl on the Radio whilst I was being given a lift in to work
I was forced to recreate the scene from Four Men in a Car where Rik Mayall smashes the CD player with a wrench. I now owe my mate Mark a new CD player. What's the betting that Evans refuses to stump up the cash?
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)

why was Chris Evans putting CDs in your mate's car?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I'm assuming, because he's a cunt.

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

He once bought me a drink in Madam Jojo's

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)

Wot a cunt eh!

( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:32, Reply)

And now it's closed down
Coincidence?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)

That thing he does with his hands.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:16, Reply)

This is the church
This is the steeple
etc
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:18, Reply)

There's definitely something quite priesty about it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

hes a shining beacon of moral superiority and example to us all

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

I like the way whenever he turns up he's instantly tboh
Speaking of which... Who is Nakers these days
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

I miss nakeynoo, he really was tboh.
Shame he died really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:25, Reply)

:(
*wears black veil*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

he's Prick Hucknall

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

I like the way he was like "COME OVER ERE" in a Mortal Kombat voice, on stage at the brit's last night.
And it caused Madona to fall off stage.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:45, Reply)

The problem was that her designers used a fiddly clasp.
Piano wire would've been much funnier.
( Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:14, Reply)

nothing has come close to Michael Jackson setting himself on fire
Today's popsters just don't have the commitment
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:16, Reply)

I think the only thing that could top that is if Taylor Swift were to pour fluoric acid over herself mid performance.
then chase Kanye around the room to try and rape him before her inevitable death.
( Muns, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

I think the only thing that could top that is if Jarvis Cocker ran up on stage and wiggles his arse whilst flapping his hands about
then punches a toddler.
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)

Make you proud to be British, doesn't it?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/britons-most-likely-to-draw-a-penis-on-dirty-cars-absurd-study-finds-10069572.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)

I for one am very proud!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:18, Reply)

Hey, you might like this what I'm listening to at the moment
sonance.bandcamp.com/album/blackflower
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)

dunno

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:20, Reply)

It makes me want to stand up naked in my living room, salute, and sing a rousing chorus of "Jerusalem".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

I like that time he killed someone in a pub toilet
and then threatened more of the same to anyone who thought about telling the filth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:08, Reply)

Dunno about that, but I do know have a bit of a crush on Taylor Swift's legs.
Despite her being a piggy-eyed Yankee.
( Kroney, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:19, Reply)

she'd totes get it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:27, Reply)