hey it's Friday

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:04, 79 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

payday, with the possibility of paydaytraincans, best of all the cans. woop woop etc

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:06, Reply)

*checks calendar*
by Jove I think he's right
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:18, Reply)

he very rarely is
it's probably Wednesday or some shit
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:21, Reply)

Best tribute band names subthread
Bi Jovi
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:33, Reply)

Fine, fuck you then
I've got loads of work to do anyway
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:39, Reply)

^ upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)

soz
I meant ahahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:46, Reply)

Lez Zeppelin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:48, Reply)

Dyke Turner

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:07, Reply)

Creedance Queerwater Revival

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:08, Reply)

Martha Bender Vandellas

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:15, Reply)

U-hoooooo

( Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:08, Reply)

Perry Homo

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:10, Reply)

I've mentioned them before, an Irish RHCP band
Red Hot Silly Feckers
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:11, Reply)

Nearvana
I don't know if that's a real one...it is, YESSS
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:12, Reply)

Gloria GAYnor
oh..
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:12, Reply)

happy monGAYS

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:33, Reply)

one dire erection

( Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:15, Reply)

Wand Erection

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)

Oasis

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:19, Reply)

green floyd
blue Floyd
orange Floyd
james pink
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)

Inspiral Carpet Munchers

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:21, Reply)

Frank Zappa And The (Monty's) Mothers Of Invention

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Def Leppard.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

Oh boy!
A day like that should be treated as something special. I think I shall mark the occasion with some curry this evening, possibly beers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:27, Reply)

bee othe
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:28, Reply)

I've had to seek out an alternative source of spiced south Asian food since The Best Place Ever closed down
And do you know what my favourite thing to order from this new place is?
Friday Night Special.
How good does that sound?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:32, Reply)

Wow! I think I've had that before actually, it was really good.
I haven't considered tonight's dining experience, but I'm going to my harbour based and member of the Confederation of Cinque Ports hometown this evening so perhaps fish and chips would be in order. Or Burger King.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:37, Reply)

You deserve a treat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

I had sausages and mash in a subterranean crypt below a pub last night, I think I've had my treat this week already.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:42, Reply)

#winningatlife

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

With *organic* lager!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:44, Reply)

get you

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

Friday night curry special in my hometown is when the meat is left on the bone Kashmiri style.
Dull Friday morning facts
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:41, Reply)

Ah, this is a Sri Lankan vegetarian thali.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:42, Reply)

All northeners hate vegetables, more true Friday facts.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:43, Reply)

No wonder they all have such limited lifespans!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

my gran lived till she was 90 and she (insert drink, smoke, ate lard, etc.) all her life.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:56, Reply)

'All northeners hate vegetables'
You're not allowed to call them 'vegetables' any more - it's 'differently abled' or 'Southern'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:47, Reply)

Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:35, Reply)

Cheers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:56, Reply)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:04, Reply)

Friday, VPN to the office server is down so I can't work remotely.
Payday on the shortest month of the year, yet more bonus payments, sun is shining and I have an official half-day. What's not to like about a wonderful day like today.

I may* get drunk and eat my own body weight in curry.

*Stone-cold certainty
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:50, Reply)

Update
Office server is 'royally fucked' and is unlikely to be back up and running any time soon.
Now, where's that vodka
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:05, Reply)

Far too busy building Kitchen to have a friday

( Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:53, Reply)

I hope you got the instruction book for it thrown in.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:56, Reply)

One word, Howdens.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

get some little working class folk in to do it for you

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:05, Reply)

I don't allow then in the house

( Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:19, Reply)

*relocates b4y5h*

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:33, Reply)

Yes! Twilight Sad ticket bought!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:02, Reply)

Isn't that for 12 year olds?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:10, Reply)

I have a 28 day dry hung t-bone steak from a Dexter and I am having it for breakfast with duck eggs.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

I bet you like well-hung meat in the morning
You disgust me
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNhCzmUjlw
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lox_LUCDEFM
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:52, Reply)

From Dexter?
Have you checked it is beef?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)

sexiest brekkie front runner right here

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:45, Reply)

It fucking is too!
OVERTIME PAYMENT CANS!

ima get me some shit Chinese food for lunch and I'm off HERE this evening for free grub
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:37, Reply)

HERE
HERE
( Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

Like I could afford to go there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:43, Reply)

I'm going to celebrate by trying to commit suicide in a desperate bid for attention.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:52, Reply)

there is no "try" only "do"

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:53, Reply)

Do the "superglue hands to head, noose on, then stand on a block of ice and jump" one

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 9:56, Reply)

I saw on my "newsfeed" that a trans woman posted a "snapchat" on a bridge, with the caption "goodbye"
Apparently pretending to be a woman is really sad.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)