a car
Its a great car
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:10, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

I could probably do with a new car soon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:12, Reply)

We've ordered a new car \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)

What did you order?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)

www.caricos.com/cars/a/audi/2015_audi_q3/5.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:18, Reply)

Audi wanker.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)

He ordered nothing
he was told what he might be allowed to drive from time to time by the boss
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:18, Reply)

It's my car. I'm calling it 'ours' to be nice, but it's mine.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

Did you get the full package (fnaar)
Leather etc?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:22, Reply)

Audi, now in 50 shades of grey.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

pretty much
i was told the RS was a pointless waste of money, so we went for the s-line plus, 2 litre engine, leather interior, heated seats, blah blah usual stuff. i wasn't allowed to spend the extra money on it automatically puttings its ears back when you lock it though :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:23, Reply)

We can spend the extra ten grand that would have cost on a little runabout for you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

I only read the first sentence, assumed RS was an acronym for Rachelswipe and did a lol.

( Muns, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

click

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

scowl for muns

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:27, Reply)

I have that option
As I am a forgetful fuckwit - always wondering 'did I lock the car'? - I use the fact that the ears are flat as a visual check that it is, in fact locked. Very useful as I live in a flat and can't be arsed to go downstairs to properly check
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

i also wanted the electric seats
but i was consoled with the "storage pack" to put pockets on the back of them instead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)

Pointless when you never need to move them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Although I have a lowly Nissan...
... I was reassured by the salesman - when I asked about optional extras for my vehicle - he replied 'There are no optional extras, it has everything on it'
Pretty much accurate.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:30, Reply)

Yeah, but when some pissed cunt kicks one of them off
it will cost about £800 to replace, rather than a couple of hundred for a normal mirror.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

Company cars FTW
All bills = someone else's problem
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:58, Reply)

My remote central locking works from quite far away
if I did live in a ghastly flat I could lean out of the window, press the button and see the lights flash.
( Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:31, Reply)

Yup, full leather, heated seats, panoramic sunroof, built in drivers dildo

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:24, Reply)

^The Gene Hunt of OT

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

Panoramic sunroofs are great!
I just wish my blind opened either end
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)

Do you know what Cap'n? I'm not that bothered about cars really but I'm quite excited about getting this one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)

I am assured by colleagues that have A3s that they are a fun drive

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)

I knew we should have got one of them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)

Curse my sausage fingers!
And the inventor of a keyboard with Q right by A!
2 Directors have the Q3
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)

my mum had an a3, it was great fun
very nippy for the size of the car
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:33, Reply)

bit lacist m8

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)

I am assured by the actions of colleagues that have A3s that they are driven by wankers.

( Peej, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)

So you want to spit roast Stevie Wonder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:30, Reply)

i'm very sad about giving up the girl toy with the roof that comes right off and the sports engine
but it's a bit impractical having a car that doesn't fit my suitcase in the boot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:31, Reply)

i like this
let's pretend this is true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:22, Reply)

I didn't know he was mates with Bruce Springsteen

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)

I went classic (ish) and stupid
+ clearly a penis extension
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)

What you got?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)

The one I refer to here was a old XJS
now I have a old CLK, neither of which are in anyway compensating for a disturbing empty feeling in the trousers no sirreee
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 10:18, Reply)