sunday evening 'alright' thread
Alt- Butch and Sundance: The Early Years.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:32, 75 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:36, Reply)

A far better ID.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:44, Reply)

the other one was only temporary after an Internet set too with /talks resident nonce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:48, Reply)

If it says PIG I know who you are
I am a drunk and often confused man
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:51, Reply)

fair enough, I'll ensure its always a bit piggly

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:52, Reply)

You do what you do my man.
Don't feel you need to accommodate the Harry Truman of b3ta.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:55, Reply)

ha, I always try to stay piggy anyway, I crave the attention of a stable username.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:57, Reply)

you don't keep pigs in a stable

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:11, Reply)

you don't.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:20, Reply)

I'm off to see the doris in a bit
Chinese food on a Sunday night FTW
Alt: DFK DFC
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:37, Reply)

I had Chinese leftovers for brekkies. Pretty bloody good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:41, Reply)

Alright
Alt: Neither existed. There is a possibility that their exploits were based on a composite of Jim Bridger and Kit Carson.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:41, Reply)

it was back in '32 when times were hard, he had a colt 45 and a deck of cards

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:42, Reply)

Two decades too early

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:43, Reply)

I'm cooking roast pork,
any suggestions of what to do with some cabbage i have as a side vegetable?
(PsychoChomp, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:48, Reply)

do it sous vide

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:51, Reply)

The only recipe I found for that says cook it for 4 hours,
nope.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:52, Reply)

4 hours is not long enough.
if time is an issue, slice it to quarters or eighths depending on size of cabbage, remove heart, boil without salt. Then drizzle sweet balsamic to cut the tart bitterness of the cabbage. Really matches up nice with the English mustard om the pork.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:54, Reply)

if you break it up it tends to go all soggy and I reckon cabbage is better with a crunch.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:58, Reply)

shaddap

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:59, Reply)

whisky, primal scream and sunday roast

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:01, Reply)

no thanks

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:02, Reply)

I dunno mate, quorn peppered 'steaks' with steamed organic potatoes and savoy cabbage, with a lovely sherry casked whisky

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:05, Reply)

not much of a roast then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:06, Reply)

well, it's sunday dinner innit mein bruder

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:07, Reply)

you should have said that then friendo, avoiding all this confusion

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:08, Reply)

I may as well just kill myself.
My family will be relieved.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:10, Reply)

It would certainly prove a point.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:14, Reply)

a valuable point at that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:15, Reply)

PWEI'S least successful album.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:37, Reply)

Sounds bent.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:10, Reply)

alright pub doctor t

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)

Evening.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:25, Reply)

^ rapier wit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)

he's a sophisticated comedian.
His suavity is matched only by his erudition.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:17, Reply)

That's what the 'punters' in his 'boozer' reckon

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:19, Reply)

Thanks guys, means a lot.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:26, Reply)

youtu.be/sFacWGBJ_cs
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:03, Reply)

NSFW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:06, Reply)

Alright, Joe Dolce.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)

Alright B3th Ditto

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:18, Reply)

Whatsa matta you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:28, Reply)

Nothing really, I guess things are not so bad.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:30, Reply)

alright smelly tits

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:18, Reply)

They were clearing out the pie oven in the pub so that got shared out and it turns out I was the only one interested.
So I hoovered up a bridie and a macaroni pie like the pikey glutton I am.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:36, Reply)

Oh, I've not had a decent bridie in years.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:38, Reply)

This one was fae flemings of Arbroath.
The Aberdeen bakeries do a pretty bad job of them usually.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:41, Reply)

I thought the best ones were frae Forfar?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:54, Reply)

I da' ken like, ahm wi gormo on iss one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:59, Reply)

Thains lasagne pies are fiiiiine though.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:01, Reply)

Bridie?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:43, Reply)

out of that famous film about the teacher

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:47, Reply)

I can't be bothered to google, I assume Bridie Murphy?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:49, Reply)

no miss jean bridie

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:52, Reply)

Michael Jackson's failed b-side.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:46, Reply)

It's related to a pasty
but with flaky pastry. It's well 'nom'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:51, Reply)

with carrots or without?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:56, Reply)

Without.
Tatties and ingins may be permissable.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:58, Reply)

Ingin? Is it foreign tonight?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:01, Reply)

no even neeps?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:10, Reply)

I'm baaa-ack
Saturday evening had dinner with her brother and his wife and a family friend and his wife. Went well, apart from when the friend asserted that Harry Redknapp was a better manager than Roy Hodgson. Somewhat excuseable as he is a Liverpool fan, but I put up a spirited defence. He also thought Ched Evans was hard done by, rather harder to excuse that.

Sunday Lunch with the brother and wife and kids and mum and dad. All went swimmingly. I am absolutely stuffed now though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:53, Reply)

Aww, I hoped the thing would be like 'dans big log' out of the macc lads.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:04, Reply)

Ched Evans is a fucking hero, you deviant homo

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:20, Reply)

no need to watch Top Gear, the Audi Q3 s line is best.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:19, Reply)

the RS version?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:26, Reply)

apparently not worth the extra money.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:29, Reply)

only 50% pressure in the tyres maybe?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:38, Reply)

Audi's are the new astra/sierra/hillman avenger
Fleet cars for people unable to have an opinion.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:45, Reply)

you will probably find that you are wrong

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:03, Reply)

^ lol povo audi driver

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:14, Reply)

fuckin clever of vw tho to stick some badges on and charge the mugs 30% on top, you gotta admit
canny buyer gets a skoda, all the good stuff at half the price and you dont label yourself a cunt
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:20, Reply)

not me, I hate the Audi brand and cars.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:23, Reply)

nah
they are wot cunts think they have upgraded to from a bmw
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:05, Reply)

Anyone got any telly recommendations.
I'm up to date on Marco Polo and House of cards.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:53, Reply)

dooby's duck truck

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 23:07, Reply)