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Im seeing if i can claim for Industrial Deafness.
what are you doing?
alright?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:59,
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latest was 10 years ago)
(PARDON)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:09,
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What? Pardon?
I'm booking for this weekend's bike festival in your neck of the woods. You alright?
Edit, downloading Traffik,the Ch4 thing from a bit ago. The American movie was a bit shit, this is meant to be better.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:10,
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a bike festival?!
sounds shit
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:22,
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Each to their own.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:26,
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dickhead
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:37,
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Getting high off my own supply and making beats for the street
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:13,
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Might go and do one of them 187's in a bit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:14,
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you're SO cool
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:22,
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I know, once I've done that I'm going out for my tea and avoiding the feds
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:24,
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JASE 'gon give it to ya!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:33,
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No thanks, Ive just eaten
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:39,
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dong muncher jase
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:06,
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Your claim will fall on deaf ears.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:23,
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I'm explaining to an unqualified, zero experience drone at the financial ombudsman why they should fuck off
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:26,
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A big poo
#knockingatthedoor
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:28,
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be holed
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:29,
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youn face is holed
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:33,
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your face is a spasticated dog egg of a face
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:37,
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no returns
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:39,
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that's just some words thrown together that make no sense
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:49,
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He's not the most erudite of posters.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:52,
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you aren't exactly speaking from a platform of erudition and lexical dexterity yourself
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:54,
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sadly he does have a point
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:55,
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see what I mean about Will Self readers?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:00,
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that they have the vocabulary of a functioning adult?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:04,
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that they have the literary taste of a reasonably well educated adult?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:09,
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turtlenecking
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:39,
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easy now #GayJay
I've had a hell of a day today, had to take an electrician to A&E after dragging out of an access pit. Big fuck up at work, thankfully I wasn't involved, but there is going to be a big investigation and all sorts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:41,
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SHOCKING!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:13,
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probably hearing aids mate.
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Muns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:44,
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Already got that
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:13,
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condolences.
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Muns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:15,
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sounds like a well cool 45 minute long avant-garde music video with connelly and atkins sitting silently looking at their instruments
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:46,
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I get this and have clicked the appropriate button to show that I liked it
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:05,
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Atkins in his advanced years now looks and dresses EXACTLY like someone I used to work with, spooky
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:07,
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I dress like Al Jourgensen while at work
I wear business dress at home.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:08,
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Hi Al!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:08,
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Old style new romantic Al I hope, not the current 'I went into B&Q and repeatedly faceplanted myself into the loose-weight upholstery pins container'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:14,
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I meant how he dressed in the video for 'Revenge'
That and 'Sunglasses at Night' by Cory Hart are the greatest synthpop tracks of the 1980s, FACT.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:25,
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scottish prick
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:15,
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^ doesn't get the joke
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:26,
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fucking rude plus I'm not even scottish
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:36,
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the mind is a terrible thing to taste or the land of rape and honey
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:37,
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ain't listened either in years, I'll have to work through both when I get home then get back to you
I'll just say 'psalm' as a placeholder
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:43,
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the mind...shows more of their sense of humour but rape and honey was the key release in moving away from EBM
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:45,
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Sorry, I was talking to Dozer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:41,
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that was the joke, dullwit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:42,
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I tried coco vita today.
Apparently it's like putting a straw straight into a coconut. I think they've got coconuts confused with tramps arseholes.
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Muns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:52,
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Fucking disgusting.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:53,
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the shelf stackers in asda keep doing that too
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:54,
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horrid stuff aint it.
Dunno why i thought it was going to be sweet
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:14,
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dunno how you could have that misconception about tramps arseholes.
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Muns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:14,
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I'm chilling until the sprogs get back from dancing or whatever
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:59,
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...dancing...
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:01,
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and prancing
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:14,
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freelancing
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:18,
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debt restructuring and refinancing
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:22,
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Hi Al!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:25,
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... whatever...
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:15,
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an exciting piece of advice about a massive development
and waiting for 6.30 so i can feck off to the theatre
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:18,
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Rocky has come out as gay? Congrats.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:20,
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Ooh, Adrian!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:25,
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coo ee!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:27,
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having a pint of Amstelll now lol not really, avoiding the feds
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:33,
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needs more lime & honey chilli chicken
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:35,
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shut up you pleathery peasant
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:36,
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shut up you trustee in crankruptcy
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:37,
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im off down the soft paly to look up milfs skirts.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:42,
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I cant say where I'm going as I'm sworn to secrecy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:45,
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is it KPMG
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:46,
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Don't know m8
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:49,
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captain placid watches kids playing multiplayer games
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:54,
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the milfs are dialling 999
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:45,
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WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM M8
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:20,
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Fucking hell mate
Get some help
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:32,
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Stalker.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:42,
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^ ppi ambulance chaser
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:46,
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This afternoon I went on a speed awareness course, it was fascinating. I especially liked the bit where I
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 20:11,
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What's the difference between a 36-year-old's face and an underage child?
The BBC will sack you for putting your fist in a 36-year-old's face.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 21:09,
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edgy satire from the gutfucked kike
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 21:13,
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