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	 Im seeing if i can claim for Industrial Deafness.
	Im seeing if i can claim for Industrial Deafness.
 	what are you doing?
alright?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 16:59,
	
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latest was 11 years ago)
 
	 (PARDON)
	(PARDON)
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:09,
	
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	 What? Pardon?
	What? Pardon?
 	I'm booking for this weekend's bike festival in your neck of the woods. You alright?
Edit, downloading Traffik,the Ch4 thing from a bit ago. The American movie was a bit shit, this is meant to be better.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:10,
	
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	 a bike festival?!
	a bike festival?!
 	sounds shit
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:22,
	
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	 Each to their own.
	Each to their own.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:26,
	
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	 dickhead
	dickhead
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:37,
	
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	 Getting high off my own supply and making beats for the street
	Getting high off my own supply and making beats for the street
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:13,
	
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	 Might go and do one of them 187's in a bit.
	Might go and do one of them 187's in a bit.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:14,
	
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	 you're SO cool
	you're SO cool
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:22,
	
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	 I know, once I've done that I'm going out for my tea and avoiding the feds
	I know, once I've done that I'm going out for my tea and avoiding the feds
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:24,
	
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	 JASE 'gon give it to ya!
	JASE 'gon give it to ya!
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:33,
	
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	 No thanks, Ive just eaten
	No thanks, Ive just eaten
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:39,
	
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	 dong muncher jase
	dong muncher jase
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:06,
	
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	 Your claim will fall on deaf ears.
	Your claim will fall on deaf ears.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:23,
	
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	 I'm explaining to an unqualified, zero experience drone at the financial ombudsman why they should fuck off
	I'm explaining to an unqualified, zero experience drone at the financial ombudsman why they should fuck off
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:26,
	
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	 A big poo
	A big poo
 	#knockingatthedoor
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:28,
	
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	 be holed
	be holed
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:29,
	
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	 youn face is holed
	youn face is holed
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:33,
	
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	 your face is a spasticated dog egg of a face
	your face is a spasticated dog egg of a face
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:37,
	
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	 no returns
	no returns
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:39,
	
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	 that's just some words thrown together that make no sense
	that's just some words thrown together that make no sense
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:49,
	
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	 He's not the most erudite of posters.
	He's not the most erudite of posters.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:52,
	
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	 you aren't exactly speaking from a platform of erudition and lexical dexterity yourself
	you aren't exactly speaking from a platform of erudition and lexical dexterity yourself
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:54,
	
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	 sadly he does have a point
	sadly he does have a point
 	
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:55,
	
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	 see what I mean about Will Self readers?
	see what I mean about Will Self readers?
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:00,
	
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	 that they have the vocabulary of a functioning adult?
	that they have the vocabulary of a functioning adult?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:04,
	
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	 that they have the literary taste of a reasonably well educated adult?
	that they have the literary taste of a reasonably well educated adult?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:09,
	
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	 turtlenecking
	turtlenecking
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:39,
	
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	 easy now #GayJay
	easy now #GayJay
 	I've had a hell of a day today, had to take an electrician to A&E after dragging out of an access pit. Big fuck up at work, thankfully I wasn't involved, but there is going to be a big investigation and all sorts.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:41,
	
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	 SHOCKING!
	SHOCKING!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:13,
	
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	 probably hearing aids mate.
	probably hearing aids mate.
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:44,
	
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	 Already got that
	Already got that
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:13,
	
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	 condolences.
	condolences.
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:15,
	
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	 sounds like a well cool 45 minute long avant-garde music video with connelly and atkins sitting silently looking at their instruments
	 sounds like a well cool 45 minute long avant-garde music video with connelly and atkins sitting silently looking at their instruments
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:46,
	
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	 I get this and have clicked the appropriate button to show that I liked it
	I get this and have clicked the appropriate button to show that I liked it
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:05,
	
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	 Atkins in his advanced years now looks and dresses EXACTLY like someone I used to work with, spooky
	Atkins in his advanced years now looks and dresses EXACTLY like someone I used to work with, spooky
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:07,
	
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	 I dress like Al Jourgensen while at work
	I dress like Al Jourgensen while at work
 	I wear business dress at home.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:08,
	
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	 Hi Al!
	Hi Al!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:08,
	
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	 Old style new romantic Al I hope, not the current 'I went into B&Q and repeatedly faceplanted myself into the loose-weight upholstery pins container'
	Old style new romantic Al I hope, not the current 'I went into B&Q and repeatedly faceplanted myself into the loose-weight upholstery pins container'
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:14,
	
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	 I meant how he dressed in the video for 'Revenge'
	I meant how he dressed in the video for 'Revenge'
 	That and 'Sunglasses at Night' by Cory Hart are the greatest synthpop tracks of the 1980s, FACT.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:25,
	
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	 scottish prick
	scottish prick
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:15,
	
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	 ^ doesn't get the joke
	^ doesn't get the joke
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:26,
	
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	 fucking rude plus I'm not even scottish
	fucking rude plus I'm not even scottish
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:36,
	
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	 the mind is a terrible thing to taste or the land of rape and honey
	the mind is a terrible thing to taste or the land of rape and honey
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:37,
	
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	 ain't listened either in years, I'll have to work through both when I get home then get back to you
	ain't listened either in years, I'll have to work through both when I get home then get back to you
 	I'll just say 'psalm' as a placeholder
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:43,
	
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	 the mind...shows more of their sense of humour but rape and honey was the key release in moving away from EBM
	the mind...shows more of their sense of humour but rape and honey was the key release in moving away from EBM
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:45,
	
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	 Sorry, I was talking to Dozer
	Sorry, I was talking to Dozer
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:41,
	
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	 that was the joke, dullwit
	that was the joke, dullwit
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:42,
	
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	 I tried coco vita today.
	I tried coco vita today. 
 	Apparently it's like putting a straw straight into a coconut. I think they've got coconuts confused with tramps arseholes.
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 Muns
 Muns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:52,
	
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	 Fucking disgusting.
	Fucking disgusting.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:53,
	
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	 the shelf stackers in asda keep doing that too
	the shelf stackers in asda keep doing that too
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:54,
	
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	 horrid stuff aint it.
	horrid stuff aint it. 
 	Dunno why i thought it was going to be sweet
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:14,
	
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	 dunno how you could have that misconception about tramps arseholes.
	dunno how you could have that misconception about tramps arseholes.
 	
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 Muns, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:14,
	
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	 I'm chilling until the sprogs get back from dancing or whatever
	I'm chilling until the sprogs get back from dancing or whatever
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 17:59,
	
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	 ...dancing...
	...dancing...
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:01,
	
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	 and prancing
	and prancing
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:14,
	
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	 freelancing
	freelancing
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:18,
	
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	 debt restructuring and refinancing
	debt restructuring and refinancing
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:22,
	
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	 Hi Al!
	Hi Al! 
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:25,
	
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	 ... whatever...
	... whatever...
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:15,
	
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	 an exciting piece of advice about a massive development
	an exciting piece of advice about a massive development 
 	and waiting for 6.30 so i can feck off to the theatre
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:18,
	
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	 Rocky has come out as gay? Congrats.
	Rocky has come out as gay? Congrats.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:20,
	
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	 Ooh, Adrian!
	Ooh, Adrian!
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:25,
	
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	 coo ee!
	coo ee!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:27,
	
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	 having a pint of Amstelll now lol not really, avoiding the feds
	having a pint of Amstelll now lol not really, avoiding the feds
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:33,
	
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	 needs more lime & honey chilli chicken
	needs more lime & honey chilli chicken
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:35,
	
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	 shut up you pleathery peasant
	shut up you pleathery peasant
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:36,
	
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	 shut up you trustee in crankruptcy
	shut up you trustee in crankruptcy
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:37,
	
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	 im off down the soft paly to look up milfs skirts.
	im off down the soft paly to look up milfs skirts.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:42,
	
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	 I cant say where I'm going as I'm sworn to secrecy
	I cant say where I'm going as I'm sworn to secrecy
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:45,
	
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	 is it KPMG
	is it KPMG
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:46,
	
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	 Don't know m8
	Don't know m8
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:49,
	
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	 captain placid watches kids playing multiplayer games
	captain placid watches kids playing multiplayer games
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:54,
	
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	 the milfs are dialling 999
	the milfs are dialling 999
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 18:45,
	
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	 WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM M8
	WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM M8
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:20,
	
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	 Fucking hell mate
	Fucking hell mate
 	Get some help
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:32,
	
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	 Stalker.
	Stalker. 
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:42,
	
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	 ^ ppi ambulance chaser
	^ ppi ambulance chaser
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 19:46,
	
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	 This afternoon I went on a speed awareness course, it was fascinating. I especially liked the bit where I
	This afternoon I went on a speed awareness course, it was fascinating. I especially liked the bit where I 
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 20:11,
	
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	 What's the difference between a 36-year-old's face and an underage child?
	What's the difference between a 36-year-old's face and an underage child?
 	The BBC will sack you for putting your fist in a 36-year-old's face.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Mar 2015, 21:09,
	
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	 edgy satire from the gutfucked kike
	edgy satire from the gutfucked kike
 	
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