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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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TOOLS DOWN! FUCK YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:12, 80 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
FUCK YEAH JUST CRACKED OPEN A COLD MINERAL WATER

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
I HAVE LAGER

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)
^ winning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
I NOW HAVE A SECOND LAGER

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
What sort of lager?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)
Stella Artois, the beverage of champions

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
I haven't had a Stella in non-can form in yonks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
I feel normal again now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:36, Reply)
Woah check mr moneybags here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
Payday innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
I HAVE HAD TODAY OFF SO FUCK YOU!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
No. UR.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
I never knew you were into Detroit techno mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:21, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)
This is my favourite thing of today

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:21, Reply)
It seems that it's just you that isn't allowed to post gifs on qotw

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)
it's because i'm black

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
25 mins to curry evening
EPIC PHALL!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:21, Reply)
what is it with you geordies and curry?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
Who the fuck doesn't like curry?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)
The muslims.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
The Indian solicitor woman who does mental health hearings at our hospital, for one.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
a woman solicitor?
And she's a wog?

I call bullshit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)
Hope it doesn't make you fall in to a korma.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)
Sportiejay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
BEST OF ALL THE HYBRIDS

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:02, Reply)
Yeah, well I haven't been at work for the last two days so suck on that fat one!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Have you got a work to be off from then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
Yes, but I've had the lurgy for the last 3 days.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
That's good; and that's bad

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)
My throat feels like it's been gargling razor blades
and all my joints ache. I've slept for about 28 hours in the last two days.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
another unemployed forum contributor, oh dear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)
See above, deep fried Mars Bar boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)
see my balls, northern dole monkey

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:35, Reply)
they call him that
because he likes to shove them deep and melting into his bottbott... and get the rodents to chew them back out
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:00, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:36, Reply)
YEAH IT FUCKING IS! FRIDAY YOU FUCKING HORRIBLE SHIT CUNT.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
<s>tools</s> trousers <s>you</s> me

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:16, Reply)
Kym Simms or Denise Lopez?
not in a dozer 'y/n?' way.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:24, Reply)
NVM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLdqjT30Ab0
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:27, Reply)
too blind to see what you were doin'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)
I made Quesadillas for the first time today.
Basically cheese on toast. don't see what the fuss is about.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:54, Reply)
welcome to world cuisine. it is all basically stew, pie or cheese on toast

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 20:13, Reply)
cheese would probably work best

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:06, Reply)
Stew on toast is a thing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:27, Reply)
stew and hard is a local thing.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:32, Reply)
Falling through the bar and stew is also a thing.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:40, Reply)
you just reminded me of that hilarious thing where that popular actor on the well loved TV show falls through the hatchway

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:51, Reply)
Lovejoy?

(Good evening Good evening, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:54, Reply)
leather joy boy Moar like

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 22:03, Reply)
BTW emphasis on HATCHWAY

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 22:08, Reply)
hi coons!

(Good evening Good evening, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:28, Reply)
haikus

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:31, Reply)
The Fonz is a prick
Dozer is also a prick
A coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:37, Reply)
n

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:51, Reply)
n
Its dozer
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 7:48, Reply)
Hey hey everybody!

(Good evening Good evening, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:39, Reply)
hey, moaner
ooooh, moaner
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:40, Reply)
baby we can do it, take the time, do it right
we can do it baby
do it tonight
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:54, Reply)
no condoms though

(Good evening Good evening, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:58, Reply)
you'll think twice once you see the state of mine

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 22:00, Reply)

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