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22.13 thread. Guess what I am drinking?
Extra points for spunk and YM.

Alt: Guess how much longer I am on holiday and therefore better than you, your families or anyone you have ever known?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:15, 130 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
YM's spunk?

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)
is it seminal fluid through the delicate strawlike bends of a ladyboy's cock?

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)
8/10

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Whatever it is I bet it has a dash of lemonade in the top.
Alt: I hope you stay as long as David Miller and Hannah Witheridge
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:23, Reply)
Your spunk from ym?
alt: Being imprisoned for downloading pthc doesn't count as a holiday.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
My mums spunk

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:31, Reply)
All good answers but the correct one is:
FUCK YOU, TOOLS DOWN.

I'd like to thank Windy Pig for this inspirational response. We're all missing you. #eastcoast.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)
YM regurgitated, rainbow-kissed spunk from a bukakke party
alt. dont care. Didn't even notice you were away tbh.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
\0 jay, Manchester was shit and damp this weekend.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:58, Reply)
yer was pretty shit.
I was out on Sunday mind for a few doubles.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
I went for a few round the Northern Quarter, I like the bars and pubs round there.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:07, Reply)
hipster

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:12, Reply)
Nope, beardless.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:14, Reply)
clam

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)
How is the land of pthc? Tiring?

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:17, Reply)
drinking those kids bloods isn't really making me feel any younger!
Worked last Gadd.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:22, Reply)
this is seriously in contention for POTD just for "rainbow kissing".
YOU, MADAM, ARE A MODERN DAY DR SNUGGLES.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:59, Reply)
you didn't even have to look it up, you filthy deviant.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
open wide.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:09, Reply)
always

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:12, Reply)
I love you, Barbara!

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:12, Reply)
3

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
is that your IQ or number of friends?
Lol.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:02, Reply)
NO YOUR

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)
I'm going to guess:
Campari and soda with a twist of lime and a cocktail umbrella in the glass with two uneven cubes of pineapple speared onto the handle.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:11, Reply)
Layzungennelman!
We have the closest guess yet.

From a man that has to shave his Yeti palms.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:15, Reply)
Feels like a bit of a hollow victory
in that I'm the only person so far to have guessed an actual drink.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
You're my favourite!

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:23, Reply)
are Blur overrateted? y/n

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:30, Reply)
A bit, probably. They haven't been ruined by drunken idiots warbling their mediocre songs out of tune like Oasis have.
And Alban did some good collabs with del etc in Gorillaz.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)
case in point, Northerns are coonts.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:42, Reply)
Stone Roses are better than both of them though.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)
aye, mah boanneh heather

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)
oasis are just tuneless drunk versions of Beatles B sides anyway

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)
Yes. Have you seen Noel's commentary on their videos though?
It's quite lol 'cos you can tell he thinks it's all bollocks as well.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)
Noel is alright
Although he was on the radio the other day talking about his first gig and I know for a fact his story was 100% qftw bollocks.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
That's incredibly generous to them

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:48, Reply)
Chang?

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:32, Reply)
they'll throw you under the jail here for possession of cocaine.
That said, go on then.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)
Obvs, with Cheech.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
I was born in East Penang!

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)
Stand and deliver awoyeeoourghmoney or your life HUNGH!

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
No Doubt covered that. it was pretty cringe.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:55, Reply)
alright
Appraisals day today weren't it.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
How much pay did you get docked?

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:45, Reply)
none mate, it was a glowing review
Particularly lavish praise for my communication skillz.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:59, Reply)
three and a half tails

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:09, Reply)
^ looks like andreas lubbitz ^

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:47, Reply)
^ looks like Gillian Blubbertits ^

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Are we allowed to appraise you as well?

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:49, Reply)
I thought you were in charge around here
Or do you report to McChinaman now?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
He's not the boss of me!

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:53, Reply)
"Could do better" Mrs Dozer

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
"probably couldn't" everybody else

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:57, Reply)
Hahahahaha!

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
dickhead

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
No I'm not.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:07, Reply)
Oh come on, now.
You are, really. A little bit. Be honest.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
* shuffles feet *

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:21, Reply)
n

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Had mine last week. 'Technically great, want him to manage some stuff but he'll need a kick up the arse for that'.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
row, row, rew
Are Muskehounds always ready?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
row, row, row
I'm every woman
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)

m every ve never touched a
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
terrible bullying

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Fuck off back to lastminute.


Alright, mate? Fetch us back a stick of rock, yeah?
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
show me your spaniel's ear's yo'u slag'

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 17:57, Reply)
Bit of respect please?

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Elephant's ears, at least.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)
toooooOOOOOoooOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:02, Reply)
I'd never have had you pegged for an Erasure fan, Jayse.
Livin' the stereotype.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
I LOVE Erasure :)

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)
I've totally seen them in concert.
They put on quite a good show, to be fair.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:10, Reply)
they put on a better show now than they did back in the olden days
d g
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
We saw the Cowboy tour.
They were my brother's favourite band for years, so I took him to see them in Glasgow.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:14, Reply)
I saw them in Glasgow back in the olden gays
I didn't take my brother though because he's not a homosexual
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:16, Reply)
So, just you then?
The only gay in the family...
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:19, Reply)
it's not hereditary, you know

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)
Are you sure?
Cause I caught it off your mum.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:22, Reply)
The Violet Flame is one of the best albums they've done.
(that's the most recent one btw)
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:30, Reply)
you just reminded me how fucking atrocious Wheatus were
Thanks for that, BFF.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
They were no AAF that's for sure

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)
abba are fabulous

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:13, Reply)
You mean FABULOUS!

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:19, Reply)
Appropriately for all you I am on to The Happy Mondays.
It is Tuesday here.
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:21, Reply)
I should probably tell you all know, just to end the crippling tenSion, that I am drinking Dubonnet.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:30, Reply)
and Babycham.

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:31, Reply)
War of the Worlds? y/n

(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:33, Reply)
It's a million to one.
Hahahahahahaha!
(, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 18:34, Reply)

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