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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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when I say Bum you say Holes!
BUM!

alt: good weekend? I had a cracking one thanks, really chill.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:16, 72 replies, latest was 5 years ago)
ALL MY REAL LIVE NIGGAZ THROW YA HANDS UP!
THROW YA HANDS UP!
THROW YA HANDS UP!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:18, Reply)
\o/

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:19, Reply)
\o/

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:19, Reply)
You're not a real live nigga

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:44, Reply)
what sort of nigga am I?

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:37, Reply)
Wiggany pigga

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:39, Reply)
ALL MY REAL LIVE BITCHES THROW YA HANDS UP!
THROW YA HANDS UP!
THROW YA HANDS UP!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:43, Reply)
sexist pig

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)
worst attempt at trying to get someone to fist themselves ever.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:49, Reply)
Themselves?
He wants to throw his hands up YOU
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)
he's only human.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)

only barely
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:14, Reply)


(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:00, Reply)
y

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:23, Reply)
won some money, I'm buzzin'

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:27, Reply)
HOLES!
Alt: Yes, super ta. Got smashed, saw some bands, went to see some art, er, that's it.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:43, Reply)
There was so much blood.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:45, Reply)
You're probably wiping too hard or too many times

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)
That was the week before.
Thanks for reminding me, though.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:11, Reply)
Welcome to womanhood.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)
Hahahahaha.
Hy, men!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:15, Reply)
Secret b4ysh tonight!

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:15, Reply)
I'm probably not going to make it, but you all have a great time, yeah?

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:17, Reply)
NEAU WAI!

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:18, Reply)
God
You were only supposed to tell stunned, possibly others
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:35, Reply)
Amateur!

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:07, Reply)
where's this heatwave they promised?
I'm getting goosebumps sat here in my speedos and flip flops.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:54, Reply)
^^^northern

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)
pics or gtfo

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)
I'm not actually wearing speedos.
Although I could nip inside and put some on. I'll Gaz you.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)
You should probably put something on.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:38, Reply)
It's another rollercoaster of a day here on beethreeteeay

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 9:59, Reply)
it really is.
In exciting news, we've booked some time in a studio to record a demo, or E.P as apparently we're supposed to call it. So, if I understand the music industry, all I need to do is post a copy to a few high flying execs, who will fly to oxford in their helicopters and give me millions of pounds to appear on Jules Holland and do an interview with top Dj Chris Evans.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)
It's correct until the remark about the millions of pounds.
You have to suck the producer off before anything else happens.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)
That's pretty much how it works, yes.
Although you should be aware that extended play records don't qualify for chart status.
I look forward to hearing Jools' boogie-woogie embellishments to your sound.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:07, Reply)
Apparently Jules is universally hated in the 'industry'.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:08, Reply)
Not just "the industry".

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:11, Reply)
lol at this:
www.factmag.com/2015/04/12/a-man-accused-his-wife-of-sleeping-with-the-entire-wu-tang-clan-on-divorce-court/
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)
YM did the Wu Tan Clan, all the affiliates and Madonna.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:10, Reply)
correct divorce procedure here

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)
I hope Ol' Dirty Bastard fired some ectoplasm her way

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:26, Reply)
I do hope the date was intentionally targeted at anyone spending this sort of money on a trinket...
store.apple.com/uk/buy-watch/apple-watch?product=MJ482B%2FA&step=detail#
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:16, Reply)
as wrist-mounted trinkets go it's relatively inexpensive

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)
When I went hiking I wished I had a watch.
This is the first time in about a decade it'd have been useful.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:24, Reply)
you can get all the OS landranger maps on your phone these days
it takes all the joy out of getting lost and dying of exposure
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:26, Reply)
The person I was walking with had a garmin deely for navigating.
It took all the fun out of unhelpfully suggesting we 'take a bearing' at every possible opportunity.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)
I sent a fell runner the wrong way for a giggle the other week

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:34, Reply)
My phone battery went flat the yesterday
For the first time in years I was about to ask someone the time, then I realised I didn't care what time it was.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)
it would still have been about 1936 in cornwall

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:28, Reply)
Jokes on you, we were in St Ives
Your second home is fucked up
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)
fifth home actually, dah-ling

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)
Depends which order you bought them surely.
Either way, dog shit is really hard to get out.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:38, Reply)
It's always about twenty five to eight there

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:30, Reply)
Yeah. Most of the time if the time isn't immediately in front of me I'm not concerned with the time.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:30, Reply)
$4.6 million....
www.louismoinet.com/collection-tourbillon-rosetta-stone-p28.php

The battery life must be shit for that price!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)
For that money I feel it could be uglier.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:26, Reply)
it comes with its own Lithuanian who follows you around and winds it up for you

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:27, Reply)
I knew lithium-ion was a spelling mistake!

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)
hahaha

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:30, Reply)
post of the day

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:32, Reply)
have a clap
(not the clap, you need to see YM for that)
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:39, Reply)
Stag Do Saturday and Sunday
26 pints plus Rums and jagerbombs. I feel pretty good this morning considering.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:21, Reply)
you're in an induced coma in a Bangkok hospital and both your kidneys have been stolen
this is all an opium nightmare
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:24, Reply)
I'm the best man, the groom is indeed in a Bangkok hospital, I have his wallet and the keys to his new car.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:26, Reply)
is it dark and are you wearing sunglasses?

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:34, Reply)
John Belushi was concerned about how hard Carrie Fisher was caning it when they filmed that.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:38, Reply)
she's one of my heroes

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:40, Reply)
YESSSSSS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D7-vbQYeq0
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)

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