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My apple isn't very nice
#fruitwoes
What else isn't very nice? You can't say rachelswipe's undercarriage.
Alt: Do we think Hartley Hare finally took his own life then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:58,
151 replies,
latest was 10 years ago)
Hitler
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$$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:00,
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I deplore internet bullying in all its guises.
I am pretty sure HH was abducted, stripped, tied to a chair, stabbed repeatedly, blinded, had his tongue cut out and was then left to die of blood loss.
Just guessing.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:02,
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A man putting his winkle in another man's bottom.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:02,
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I don't believe such a thing could be possible
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:03,
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NO SEAFOOD CHAT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:05,
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there's only one way to find out
*splays*
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:05,
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*phonetic representation of wah-wah guitar*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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Me neither. But I've seen them do it. On many occasions.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:05,
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classic Baggeroni Cheese!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:04,
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I'll have you know it's very nice actually.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:05,
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NDITB
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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You'll 'have me know' eh?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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In the biblical sense, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07,
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that depends. How fit are you?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:11,
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I can run 10k in 49 mins
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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How many press-ups can you do?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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I do 50 a day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:15,
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I can walk up 2 flights of stairs without passing out
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:15,
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Fucken show off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:16,
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I do seven sit ups a week
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:47,
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k
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:16,
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I'm more of a cockle man myself
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$$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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Alive alive-oh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07,
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12 in
13 out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:10,
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My potato was lovely, thanks for asking
Having to eat takeaways and microwave stuff isn't as pleasant as I thought it would be. My "kitchen" is currently in the hallway
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I miss hh on here during the day. Stupid work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:04,
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your lunch looked like jaysumz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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Tasted like him too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07,
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You shoud've built an oven in your garden beforehand.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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I've not had a chance to buy the firebricks yet
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07,
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Potatoes aren't fruit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:09,
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Our Jaysum is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:10,
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iyaaaaaa
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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officelol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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Bless his thick, lumpy, empty head
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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genocide
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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terrible bullying of Kevin Rowland
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:07,
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Hitler
Alt: he probably just got bored and stopped posting, in which case it means all the good ones have left and now the shit ones have started abandoning the forum too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:06,
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I heard it was because he had to start campaigning for the general election.
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:08,
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i heard you should fuck off
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:08,
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^immediate 2.0 keywords
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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Was he the last of the good ones then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:10,
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The first of the shit ones, sorry for the confusion.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:11,
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Yes I see that now I have read it properly
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:14,
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so if the good ones are gone and the shit ones are gone, which are we?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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pricks and wankers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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The ugly ones
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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speak for yourself
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42,
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where did i say that the shit ones were all gone?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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I'm shit and I'm still here.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:14,
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no one would notice if you weren't
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:15,
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which bit/s exactly would constitute an undercarriage anyway?
alt: god knows. but he'd be the first to admit he's no nakers. i miss nakers.
also the gang of rude tourist french kids who were barging down the street this morning. all pasty skinned and about 90% of them smoking.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:09,
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well, the gunt, the fanny and the big wobbly arse
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:11,
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Road to Grimsby
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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'Hull City Centre'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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ouch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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poor "mrs dozer"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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He misses us too, he's just too proud to admit it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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it has got noticeably shitter on here though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:13,
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I think he was a little ashamed of the difference his contribution made.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:14,
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we've lost lots of good posters and gained some shit ones
not muns though. he makes me lol.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:16,
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i might start preparing my flounce final post
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:17,
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...again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:18,
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I constantly update it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:19,
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Excellent forward flounce planning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:22,
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I wish you would
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:18,
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it's nice how much i upset you by hardly ever bothering to reply to you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:20,
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You upset me by not standing in the path of a high speed train
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:22,
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you're just background noise mate
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:24,
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I'm shit at /ot
I know
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:28,
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shit at a lot, more like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:43,
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At least chompy came back
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:19,
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LONGEST.TAB.EVER
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:19,
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Minder or The Professionals?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:26,
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Minder
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:28,
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just had to compromise my principles and go scottish at the food fair
as it was the only one that didn't have a massive queue, shockingly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:36,
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So you ARE obsessed with Dozer
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37,
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she's only human m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37,
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well it was that or a 20 min queue for something else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42,
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what did you buy?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:37,
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they were doing all sorts of haggis and neeps and toasties
i went for a cheddar, caramelised onion and rocket toastie, WITHOUT the vegetarian haggis. but with a bit of mustard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:38,
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How is that Scotch?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:39,
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they fried it on a skillet thing
also it should have had veggie haggis in it. i just didn't fancy it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:41,
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veggie haggis is really tasty
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:39,
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The only veggie-friendly scottish food I can think of is macaroni pie.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:38,
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i didn't know that was scotch
they always announce it as a caribbean delicacy over there. macaroni pie and rice'n'beans on a catamaran is one of the finest ways to spend a lunchtime, EVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:40,
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I'm partial to a portion of Glasgow salad
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42,
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i'd prefer it made in yorkshire though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:43,
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tablet
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:44,
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irn bru
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:45,
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ever had irn bru sorbet?
It's delicious.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:46,
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no
but actually that does sound so wrong it might just be right
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:48,
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it's very right
Like your feelings for me, babygirl.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49,
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oh great
now i have regurgitated fried scottish cheese all over my keyboard
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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get that old cunt, sorry senior ict consultant to change it for you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:51,
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Fuck that shit
I dunt do THAT kind of IT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:52,
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You lot all say that as you scrabble about under desks changing printers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:54,
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That is a very inconvenient location for a printer
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:56,
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he was doing the cables
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:57,
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fascinating stuff
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00,
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There isn't even any cables under there
I was just looking up your skirt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00,
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There's a small thin cable up there
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:02,
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wrong socket, try another
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:43,
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so does dozers hamster
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:53,
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eh?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:57,
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regurgitates Scottish (knob) cheese
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:00,
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all over swipe's keyboard
or the hamster's keyboard?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:02,
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your not even a half decent troll
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:21,
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you're
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:26,
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Name a hairy dog.
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.Yeti., Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42,
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mrs....
too easy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:42,
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wellard
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:44,
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clickin' 'dis
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:54,
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Hey Ghettoblaster poster, Dozer and Drimble are a bit upset that you have them on ignore, please could you take them off as it is spoiling the equilibrium of this vibrant and friendly online community?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:44,
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Haaahhaaahhhhhhhaahhahhahayeah
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.Yeti., Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:45,
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2.0 is for blobbing birds and woofters
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:46,
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What isn't, though, if you think about it?
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.Yeti., Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:47,
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The armed forces
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49,
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and for old man blither
who thinks he uses it as a "punishment" for "training puppies" lololol
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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he only takes the cool people off ignore m8
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49,
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Clifford
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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I'm all about pears now
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$$ ✅, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:49,
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no apple
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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I like a nice juicy pear
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:50,
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pair, more like
EH LADS?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:52,
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lads?
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Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:58,
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lol
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 13:58,
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Outstanding.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13,
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Frogsnake ignoring me on facebook isn't nice, I might not marry him now.
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Peej, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:01,
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Did you find me through a mutual friend?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:03,
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I found you through creepy stalking
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:06,
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i liked it when you had a picture of shaggy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:12,
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hang on that wasn't you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:12,
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Damn you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13,
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It wasn't me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13,
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shut up tangles
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13,
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^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:14,
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Yeh guess who
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Peej, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:06,
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Either nakers or captain placid
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:11,
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Nope
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Peej, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:13,
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was it big ramifications?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:14,
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dunno who that is soz
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Peej, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:16,
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have a listen to yourself
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:17,
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#sizzlechest
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:19,
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#fark
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:27,
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Look if you don't love me anymore just say so but don't leave a guy hanging!
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Peej, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:22,
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I love you, I'm just not *in* love with you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:23,
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Heart breaker! I would totes unfriend you on Facebook if you had ever accepted the request!
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Peej, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 14:32,
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