thursday morning alright thread
Alt: brekkie-wekkie nom noms.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:33, 118 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alight

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:41, Reply)

'springteen'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)

might have scrambled eggs

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)

I hope you choke on them

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:09, Reply)

captain rhodes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:14, Reply)

that seems unlikely on scrambled eggs

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:24, Reply)

Depends how they're cooked really.
I'm sure yours are lovely and runny, what with you being such a top bloke and all.

I hope you choke on something else then.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:32, Reply)

OK. Cool. I might have a biscuit in a bit.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:36, Reply)

I was a bit late this morning, but I don't think anyone noticed.
Alt: Muesli
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:03, Reply)

I might email your boss

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:39, Reply)

I was early yesterday, so it all balances out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)

I just made the metro this morning without resorting to the frantic bag wobbling sprint of yesterday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:41, Reply)

I made the mistake of leaving the house after the time I should have arrived here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)

Somehow I left the house later yet managed to catch the metro
I suspect witchcraft
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:55, Reply)

garlith
Alt: probs a sausage bap in a bit. Ooer, sounds a bit gay.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:19, Reply)

alright dozer.
I'm not going to start a new thread, but let's have a nice proper sub-thread.

What's going on dudes? I've only been at work an hour and a half and I'm already filthy and smelly, crawling around inside a great big boiler. Luckily no one turned it on.

What does the day look like it's going to bring you?

Alt: CHICKEN THURSDAY
AltAlt: what's the time Mr. Wolf?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:37, Reply)

Morning pig
I've got the last of the steels going in my house this morning and the rest of the roof going on so fingers crossed for all that getting done. I'm hoping the massive steel prop that is currently 1" in front of my cooker will disappear today. Workwise, I've got yesterdays work to basically start and also todays to do.

HOWEVER, it appears to be a lovely day so ima wander round town at lunchtime

Alt:
Chicken Thursday will be a real thing today, I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)

sounds good, I've got some slabs delivered yesterday, so it's new patio time tomorrow or Saturday.
I'll have 2 patios then, like some sort of King.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:43, Reply)

*2 patio fives*
Got £700 of stone turning up soon for mine to go outside the bifolds. I'm hoping there will be enough left over to lay a new one down the bottom of the garden, where I'll be building the PIZZA OVEN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:54, Reply)

pizza ovens are for pricks and cunts
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Hiyaaa!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:07, Reply)

this is pretty much what I'm doing, except I'm a poor man, so it's all stuff a builder mate has reclaimed from a house he was working on.
I'm going to put a load down the bottom where the sun hits in the evening and build a little bbq/smoker thing.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)

A BBQ will also be built

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:06, Reply)

brick built?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Yeah, I think so
Gonna try and join the pizza oven to it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:02, Reply)

I managed and I am literally the worst brickie on earth

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:09, Reply)

reclaimed stuff is prolly better to be honest
we had to get French granite for the paving because apparently there's no granite in England despite large parts of England being made of granite. And then in France we had to get Chinese granite for a kitchen... presumably cos they've flogged all their crap to the idiot rosbifs.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:23, Reply)

www.dienu.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/pizza.jpg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:07, Reply)

#boobytuesday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:45, Reply)

tggi
Tiiiiiits ooooot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:54, Reply)

I'm fairly sure the day isn't going to bring me much beyond sitting at this desk.
Might get up for a wee at some point.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:47, Reply)

I've had a wee already.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Good forward planning there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)

Coffee and granola with banana

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)

i was alright until i read the words "brekkie-wekkie nom noms",
i hope you die trying to save dr skagra from a fire.

i had 2 pieces of seeded toast with organic no added sugar crunchy peanut butter (nearly bought the smooth one by mistake, utter disaster) and a glass of orange juice (the smooth one, the one with bits in is an utter disaster).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 9:58, Reply)

I do hope your yurt butter didn't contain any palm oil.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

i'd like to think at least 3 orphans died in the making of it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:06, Reply)

It was more your brothers and sisters in Indonesia I was concerned about.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:21, Reply)

they're sporters' family
not mine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:30, Reply)

I use palm oil
Stops chafing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:06, Reply)

Palm oil if fucking brilliant
YES to Palm oil
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:31, Reply)

My God
You've done breakfast correctly!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:06, Reply)

crunchy peanut butter rocks ass

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:07, Reply)

just took DBT off ignore
Have I missed much?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:16, Reply)

what do you think?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)

n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:31, Reply)

Carol Kirkwood, y/n?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:26, Reply)

he was fit in the telly series but got too porky for me in the motion pictures

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)

n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:31, Reply)

A threesome with her and Helen Willetts was my fantasy, as a student.
I blame all those early mornings I worked.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:33, Reply)

I'd rather have a threesome with Rachel Khoo and Sian Williams.
Keyword: heels.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:35, Reply)

key word:
delusional
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:36, Reply)

How can a fantasy be delusional?
Explain yourself.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:39, Reply)

oh god
don't encourage it, you dreadful troll
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:42, Reply)

nobody encourages you
and yet here you are, dreary post after dreary millionth post...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)

true say
be well embarrassing if you posted more and yet more of my posts were on the populol page, eh?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)

well shit
would you look at that
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)

if only you weren't the kind of tragic to have shitloads of accounts and click your own posts, eh
key word: tragic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:54, Reply)

yeah
that'll be it
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)

"bobby got busted"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:58, Reply)

seriously?
jesus
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

good lord, haven't you got yet that most of the things on here are NOT serious?
actually, i guess not, as you seem to think the limping popular page is actually a measure of popularity.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:12, Reply)

because it's dozer
and he doesn't think it's a fantasy.

i'd have thought this was self-evident from his posts about his cheekbones...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)

hey, Williams takes bookings for corporate events etc.
I might see if we can get her booked for a work do.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:57, Reply)

isn't she a newsreader?
if so, what on earth does she do at a corporate event?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)

she's an award winning journalist.
And she has a Masters in psychology.

So there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:01, Reply)

yeah but
what does she DO at corporate events? give talks? or what?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:03, Reply)

She's a psychologist now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:04, Reply)

She does a comedy breakdancing routine.
What do you recon?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:04, Reply)

she strides up and down the tables stomping her expensive heels into your chocolate desserts

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)

just off for a quick wank, brb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

Reads the news.
In heels.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:01, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:02, Reply)

No need to stomp on his dreams.
Unless you're going to do it in heels, then he might enjoy it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:42, Reply)

god
i'd need to wash them in bleach afterwards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:51, Reply)

wash them in bleach?
Needless. Those cute Westwood ones are pvc.

Keywords: wipe clean.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:58, Reply)

my colleague came in wearing a pair of louboutins that you would have creamed yourself over the other day
unfortunately for her, we have such "hard duty" carpets here, that the red was almost entirely scuffed off by the end of the week.

i was in no way smirking bitterly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:59, Reply)

pics?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)

sadly not
i'm no employment lawyer, but i have a feeling that crawling around under my colleagues' desks to take pics might just be frowned upon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)

so, pics?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:01, Reply)

these or very similar
eu.christianlouboutin.com/uk_en/shop/women/mea-culpa-suede.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:04, Reply)

I'm guilty of quite liking them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

i totally would
i love louboutins. got my eye on a pair of boots, but will wait til autumn, because summer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:10, Reply)

What is it with women and homelessly impractical shoes?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:43, Reply)

They're a symbol of male oppression.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:44, Reply)

I think they probably are.
Doesn't explain why some women love them so much, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:51, Reply)

Men oppress women because they love being oppressed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)

high heels make their arses and legs look better
Chicks love being seen and treated as sex objects.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)

one for Beefy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-32325310
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:43, Reply)

that's a pretty fucking awesome site for a house
you know ... aside from the proximity of scotch
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:45, Reply)

they've spelled 'Dunottar' incorrectly
Stonehaven is pretty nice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:55, Reply)

Hay hay, what a glorious day it is, gosh damn I'm happy to be alive.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:48, Reply)

yo Gonzalez El Gonzarilla
how's life out in the bush?
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:54, Reply)

Proper good at the moment, faked it 'till I made it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:13, Reply)

if I were a sappy old twat I'd tell you how delighted I am for you
but I'm not so I'll prolly scoff at their interior decor or sutin
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)

Hah, tin man has a heart ! 8 sleepz 'till the watch thing too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)

is plan dog really only a couple of months away??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 10:55, Reply)

Yup !!!! srs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:13, Reply)

Everything has fallen into place, my boss is even possibly buying it for me if I do X by Y - which I will.
- I can take it into work whenever I want, I got my own office so it doesn't effect anyone else, aslong as I look after it; which I will. In writing permission from my boss; built into my contract.
- At home I'm making a special place for it in the office, making the whole flat dog-friendly, ie, no cables laying about, pills in special places, all of that.
- Complete permision from the managing agents that it wouldn't effect the terms of my lease; in writting.
- Financally getting myself into place, that's not quite there yet; but not far.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:17, Reply)

are you going to go to a shelter?
i am so jealous. i want one a bit like this:

www.imagepuppy.com/resized/3b9ec64e80486578a535be608fc2bcfa.jpg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)

I'm not 100% sure yet, I still need to research it more [I mean, i've googled Puppies* every day for the last 20 years, but the more info the better]
But currently the top runners are something that isn't a puppy, and for breeds (in no order), on my lists are
- Poodle Crosses; Cavapoo, pugapoo, etc.
- Pugs
- Yorkies & Scotties
- CKCs
- french bulldog

But i'm open to any Lap/Toy breed, aslong as it's docile.

* Ok, I haven't really, i'm a bit more adult than my persona; but i've looked up all sorts of stuff over the years
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:32, Reply)

i agree, puppies are divine, but a lot of extra work. if you get one that's a young dog, already housetrained etc, that is easier.

i think the crossbreeds tend to be healthier. esp pugs - my friend has 2 and they are gorgeous, but she's always at the vet with them, poor things get all sorts. french bulldogs, not so docile. my brother's best mate has one, it's a holy terror!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:42, Reply)

Deffo, that's completely what I think.
I'm not 100% sure on the french bulldogs, don't really know enough about them currently so they're not high on the list. I like something with a bit of fur/hair, that's nice to stroke when it's resting on my lap.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)

they are cute, but that louis is a real little bugger
i think you want something quite peaceful, as you can't have it growling at people who come into your office!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:07, Reply)

I was going to tell you to fuck off
But I've just done a really big shit and it's cheered me right up, so good morning to you too good sir.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:02, Reply)

nobody tells double P to fuck off

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:06, Reply)

i think you have scared him off
why are you such a nasty bully?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:10, Reply)

Regular abuse by Jason has made me this way.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)

jaysums is a pussycat
i think you're covering for someone else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:19, Reply)

Had a cracking one today, all over'n'done with in 10 minutes - set me right up.
g'day !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:13, Reply)

can we have more heels chat please?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:23, Reply)