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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Are you Beach Body Ready?
If not, why not you fat cunt!
Alt. I went to a General Election hustings last night, the UKIP guy doesn't understand what causes the wind to blow. Do you?
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:18, 105 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
If not, why not you fat cunt!
Alt. I went to a General Election hustings last night, the UKIP guy doesn't understand what causes the wind to blow. Do you?
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:18, 105 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Isn't it those big turbine things I keep seeing all over the place?
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my mate got chopped into pieces by a wind turbine and claimed £4500 from injurylawyers4u
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I am buff and ready for the season.
Alt: I doubt he could find his arse with both hands.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)
Alt: I doubt he could find his arse with both hands.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)
I bought your Dad's hand for £8.45 on eBay
I use it as a door handle to my electric sex dungeon
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:15, Reply)
I use it as a door handle to my electric sex dungeon
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:15, Reply)
I would have got commission on that on account of calculating the algorithms used by paypal
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my sister owns the royal mint and we get all the free money we need
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:21, Reply)
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you could only do that because i biologically engineered the photosynthesis process, no need to thank me
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i don't believe in wind, i don't think we have the technology to produce it at this time
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fing iz
With a bog standard telescope you can see the landing site. Not sure how that can be faked.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)
With a bog standard telescope you can see the landing site. Not sure how that can be faked.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)
when i met buzz aldrin he said they really did go and that i was really cool and funny
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here's some non bullshit to fill up the thread
when we went to sicily, we went up the volcano. the tour guide was telling us how she thought the blackened bits looked lunar, and how she asked every bus as a joke whether anyone had ever been to the moon. then one day buzz aldrin was on her tour.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:07, Reply)
when we went to sicily, we went up the volcano. the tour guide was telling us how she thought the blackened bits looked lunar, and how she asked every bus as a joke whether anyone had ever been to the moon. then one day buzz aldrin was on her tour.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:07, Reply)
she was a rather attractive italian tour guide
my dad volunteered to sit at the front and was chatting to her in spanish, which just about does the trick. then the ride up got a bit hairy, not helped by the fact that the driver was on his phone, happily swinging us one handed around the volcano.
the woman in front of me and my brother pointed at my dad and said in outrage, "that lazy bastard's not even helping him. why can't HE drive?"
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
my dad volunteered to sit at the front and was chatting to her in spanish, which just about does the trick. then the ride up got a bit hairy, not helped by the fact that the driver was on his phone, happily swinging us one handed around the volcano.
the woman in front of me and my brother pointed at my dad and said in outrage, "that lazy bastard's not even helping him. why can't HE drive?"
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:20, Reply)
The judges weren't ready for it, John and Greg took me out for dinner to celebrate my recipe but insisted I provided dessert
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Of course the humour of their act really came from the fact that Orville was a tiny woman in costume, and also his wife.
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christ
someone mentions dwaffs and you have to go one better and have had sex with one
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)
someone mentions dwaffs and you have to go one better and have had sex with one
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)
a tiny woman not a dwarf you nit, although i did have sex with a dwarf once on the set of wizard of oz, the tinman provided lube
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the wizard will probably give you a cunnilingus diploma and spin you some bollocks about it being just as good
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:09, Reply)
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ive been filling threads with bullshit since 1995 in the AOL days u flucken n00b
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#MEATFACTS
MEATSNAKE does not dial incorrectly. You answer the wrong phone
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:21, Reply)
MEATSNAKE does not dial incorrectly. You answer the wrong phone
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:21, Reply)
speaking of phones, i designed the whole set of 'emojis' and based the indian fella on you
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what happens to goffs on beaches?
do they make factor 500 goff makeup?
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)
do they make factor 500 goff makeup?
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I've recently caught myself in the mirror and realising that i'm objectivly good looking now.
I've always had the personailty, but now i've got the look too - i'm quite the catch.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:30, Reply)
I've always had the personailty, but now i've got the look too - i'm quite the catch.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:30, Reply)
Surely you have a nice or something? I'm dryer than Thames Valley Water, _and_ I don't have a problem with leaky pipes.
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Yes but if he's tossing me off I have both hands free so I can use my phone and broadcast it on periscope
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Nah' man, it's wicked, supprises me every day.
Plus it's a life-saver, didn't realise how high my heart-rate is, so i'm gonna go on some new loldrugz probably.
When it starts being bundled with last-years-model-phones, on contracts, then it'll kick off big time. I still reckon most iPhone users will want one within a year.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:55, Reply)
Plus it's a life-saver, didn't realise how high my heart-rate is, so i'm gonna go on some new loldrugz probably.
When it starts being bundled with last-years-model-phones, on contracts, then it'll kick off big time. I still reckon most iPhone users will want one within a year.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:55, Reply)
I've Shazamed 4 times now, because it's so convinently easy to do now.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:56, Reply)
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I looked at your photos on twitter to check, and yes you're well fit m8
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:34, Reply)
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I looked at all the naked photos your missus keeps sending me and you are well fit mate.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)
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Safe blud, what is your @name? I'll follow you, bet there's some well good #bantz
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:52, Reply)
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I'll follow you l8r m8, it's dave something or other, dunno, don't tweet but I like to both read and judge other people on there.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:55, Reply)
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Noyce whan bruvah.
My schtict at the moment is using Emoji to say as much as I can.
💩👑-👹 = shitking-hell = shitting hell.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:57, Reply)
My schtict at the moment is using Emoji to say as much as I can.
💩👑-👹 = shitking-hell = shitting hell.
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:57, Reply)
Look at this whit !
https://twitter.com/PaulyPutz/status/593332751320948737
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)
https://twitter.com/PaulyPutz/status/593332751320948737
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 11:59, Reply)
I'm ready for the beach.
The question is: is the beach ready for me?
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
The question is: is the beach ready for me?
( , Wed 29 Apr 2015, 12:12, Reply)
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