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JeffStock IV......
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:27,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Or it might be five.
I don't fucking know.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:28,
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I wont come but I'll enjoy the stories about it
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:29,
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sign me up mate
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:32,
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Will it be as exciting as this thread?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:43,
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It's just a viral 'teaser', he's getting the public hyped up before unveiling further details. Clever bit of marketing and brand management really.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:45,
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TGGI
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:01,
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don't tell them that U2 are headlining until they've bought tickets
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:05,
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I hope it's a virtual one where we all go to pubs on our own and just post here instead of meeting and talking to real people.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:07,
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And mcfuckingchinaman can decide what we talk about
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:13,
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He's just a puppet mod. I'm the one with the real power round here.
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:30,
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Doubt it.
Unless there is a conversation about lunch plans.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:02,
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you should wait until everybody arrives and then delolte it
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:45,
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Alpha Pappa is on iPlayer, worth a watch.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:45,
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Did the tuesday lunch thread get deleted?
I'm just about to tuck into mine. I win at lunch.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 13:51,
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Watched it on Sunday
I thought it was generally ok with some very good bits.
That said I think the Parole Officer is a better film
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:24,
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Alright bonzodogspunk29
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:25,
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hello meaters my dear old thing
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:33,
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Please add spunk to your username
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:34,
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MEATSPUNK
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:36,
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set your faces to dog spunk
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:38,
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done it
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:37,
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I thought the parole officer was shite.
Coogan's Run is some fine work.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:42,
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I think I shall try to attend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 May 2015, 13:55,
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"Do or Don't There is no try"
Spock
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:03,
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might be in dorset so i'm a 'mebbe'
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:16,
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It's not on the calendar so I'm a nope
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:23,
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I shall expect to not be invited as usual
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:13,
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I expect it's when we're on holiday. I don't care, I'm only interested in PEEJFEST2015 really
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:16,
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you nearly killed them all last time
sounds good to me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:26,
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I liked it best when that woman's bag kept hitting me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:30,
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I liked it best when Jeff had to get that cafe owner to make up a gay mocktail for me because I wasn't drinkig.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:32,
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Although you appear to have been at it today.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:36,
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No, just spazfingers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:38,
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I liked it best when you all referenced things on here that no one else knew what you were on about and it was well lol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:33,
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I liked it that it upsets you even though you could just fucking well come along instead of being a gay
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:34,
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Bit of a coincidence that he always arranges them for when I'm being a gay on holiday elsewhere
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:35,
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mykonos?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:56,
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i liked it with berk's bum in the morning
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:33,
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I guess she won't be coming this year!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:35,
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unlike YM later on
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:40,
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I think that is just geriatric incontinence
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:41,
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*reanimationlols*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:41,
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For srs?
What date are we talking?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:29,
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For fucks sake will you just fuck off already! NO-ONE CARES!
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:30,
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:-(
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:31,
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MCFUCKINGCHINAMAN 4 TOP SHIT MOD
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:31,
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PUPPETMOD!
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:34,
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I care
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:31,
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You always care Shambo, thats why you have this reputation as mr nice guy round here.
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:33,
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^ lapdog
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:34,
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my trouble is that I'm just far too lovable for my own good
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:39,
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l
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:55,
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Thats that swedish furniture shop innit?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:35,
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FUCKING BOOKED YOU MOTHERSUCKERS.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:34,
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\o/
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:35,
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You love it!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:40,
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You knows it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:47,
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Where are the reviews from previous Stocks?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:36,
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no gays
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:37,
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Apart from tangles.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:37,
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Yeh, no gayS they're allowed one
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:38,
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I'm going to be FABULOUS this year
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:39,
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OI!
You'd secretly all love to meet me.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:40,
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I need to make a London trip this year too
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:40,
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July 18 is good.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:41,
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Yeh just not Early August
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:42,
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Can you get to Bristol?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:44,
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In July?
Not likely my holiday runs september to september and I've booked pretty much all of it for Summer Holidays
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:47,
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It's a Saturday?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:51,
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Take the hint, yeah
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:51,
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well he's on his fucken own when he comes to london
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:59,
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Hmmmm then maybe I can get to bristol
Can I bring the kids?
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:01,
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Do they like alcohol?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 15:03,
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With names like Cinzano Bianco and Poitín! Of course they do!
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:07,
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I had a look, Camborne to Bristol on the train takes 4 hours.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:09,
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You should drive and pick him up if you really love him you would.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:11,
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it'd take about 10 hours.
he is actually further away than we are.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:13,
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Broken Britain
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:13,
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it's a Saturday?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:17,
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He hates me
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:19,
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i could drive down through the night and pick them up.
then get straight on the road to brizz. have a kip and drive them back sunday?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:22,
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stop being a fanny and go and get him
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:23,
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I'll pay for a taxi.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:25,
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Can he have the money instead?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:26,
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I'd share it with you
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:26,
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You have it m8, I get all the money i need from swipe, could you afford that?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:28,
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It will come in useful in those talks I'm having with Rob
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:29,
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Throw in a hotel and all my drinks and you have a deal
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:26,
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BARG!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:39,
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Is there another Countryside Alliance march?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 15:02,
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Fox hunting is srs bsns
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:03,
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meat you
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:41,
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pinched abit round the neck
wasn't keen on the rotten fruit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:37,
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I like this
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:39,
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thanks
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:49,
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not as good as waterman and aitken
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:38,
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July 18th
'Tis also the Bristol Harbour Festival.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:36,
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Not working that weekend.
Should be in.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:38,
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Are you sure?
Only, I will be in the country on that date.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:40,
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get your ass to Brizz!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:40,
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Maybe...
It's four days before my summer hols
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:45,
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NEU WAI ME TEU!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:53,
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Do I need a more convincing excuse then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:54,
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you need Assertiveness training
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:55,
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I'm too afraid to sign up for it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:57,
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not really, that's why i'm not going
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:55,
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oh well if you're not going what's the point
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:57,
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no point, i can't believe they're still carrying on with this charade
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:58,
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Three words, 4 syllables.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:03,
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Bunch of fannies?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 15:04,
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Shut up Jaysum?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:05,
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fucking street life
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:29,
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close, it was" fuck off Dozers"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:29,
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We can smash it for you wholesale.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 14:49,
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I actually might.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 14:58,
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Would you still attend Jeffstock if Jay is going?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:00,
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Terrible bullying
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 15:01,
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Mod him then!
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:02,
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You!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 15:02,
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You first!
Then I'll mod it back and we can have a public mod powers war!
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:03,
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I bow t your superior moddage.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 15:05,
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And once again I win without a shot being fired!
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:06,
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I'm just the bigger person.
Literally
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2015, 15:07,
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No I ent, I clicked 'Y'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:02,
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xx
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:03,
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He didn't.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:04,
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Doesn't really count though, seeing as you aren't attending either way
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:07,
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I'm a 'mebbe' at this early stage. I hope you're happy now you have forced the truth from me you cyber troll.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:08,
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I'm trolling for truth and justice
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:11,
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If you're not going, I'm not going.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:12,
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Then you're also a 'mebbe'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:18,
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hotels booked.
going to see jeffers and his lady in any event.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:21,
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I would like to attend and all being well I will attend, so there.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:22,
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and he didn't do it. I was the first Y and it was 50/50 he is a fukkin liar he is
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:09,
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You're assuming I voted immediately which I didn't.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:09,
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Yeah you did, otherwise it doesn't display correctly you liar
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:11,
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does it display correctly if you dont vote?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:14,
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Inconclusive
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:16,
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gutted
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:17,
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Liar
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:18,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:20,
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apology accepted
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:21,
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No apology
you're still lying about clicking Yes.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:22,
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You're welcome.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:22,
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Stop fighting over me, guys
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:15,
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Why y'all being so mean to me today?
am I the new Dozer :(
Or even DBT?
Bastards.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:02,
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:05,
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I'M SO FANCY
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:11,
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chip off the old block
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:16,
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Is that a real poll?
Can I vote?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:02,
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Y and N
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:06,
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Alas I'll be in Munich that weekend.
I demand it be moved.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:18,
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Hotels are fucking expensive there.
Is that cos of this whatever you mentioned before happening?
Something about down the docks.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:23,
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I may just book a weekend in London and have my own b4ysh
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:23,
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if you are a bus ride out or in clifton or filton it is cheaper.
city centre hotels in what was the 2nd city of the UK, mate.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:29,
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Let him bunk in with you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:30,
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Knowing Stunned he won't have actually booked one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:33,
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Radisson Blu. Done.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:34,
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And if that bitch on reception tries to tell you there is no booking under that name, you give her a piece of your mind, yeah?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:36,
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They better not fuck up the booking like they did last time.
I am surprised the reservation went through.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:38,
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which one did we stay at last time?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:40,
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Doubletree Hilton.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:41,
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you must be gutted that they stopped slavery and turned it into a quaint little yokelville
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:33,
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I kike the place.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:34,
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No they're not
I got the 4 star Bristol Hotel for a week for the same prive as a shitty ibis in Central London
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:25,
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ive just looked at that date and they're all over 100 quid for one night
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:29,
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You're not in Trafford now, Dorothy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:30,
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ha
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:42,
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Pocket change
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:30,
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someones partner is an accountant.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:42,
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Well yes
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:44,
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11
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Peej, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:32,
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Delete this thread of lies
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:37,
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4
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:39,
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the glitter countdown
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:39,
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:40,
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Shameless discrimination against people who don't live anywhere near wherever this is going to happen.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:40,
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Move to civilisation, mate.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:41,
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Sounds overrated.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:52,
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DELOLTE! DELOLTE!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:41,
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he won't
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:47,
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woddafuckenprick
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:50,
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When did everyone last see a hedgehog subthread
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2015, 15:55,
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dunno
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:02,
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YM's minge
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 19 May 2015, 16:04,
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