Niggy nigz
Hi al!
Coming to you live from my Samsung phone.
Technical difficulties in the office.
What difficulties are you having this morning?

Alt. Good weekend?
Mine was ok like. Morrissey disco was bizarre.
I only know about 5 Smiths songs.

Altalt. Elevenses. I have a tuna salad

Cheers

Mind the line breaks
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:20, 41 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

My beetroot has spilled red vinegar all over the inside of my bag
I now have a pink lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:25, Reply)

lol gay lunch

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:35, Reply)

And a stinking bag
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:28, Reply)

It was a plastic bag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:35, Reply)

He wasnt talking about that
Just a commment on your personal hygiene
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:36, Reply)

Hiya Jase!!!
I'm having difficulties with suppliers supplying out of spec products and then working from home so I can't get hold of them on the phone to resolve the issues and knowing that the resolution will involve changing the spec to match the product, instead of manufacturing the product to the spec.
That's all rather boring, but you did ask.

Alt: That's about four more than they have good songs.

Altalt: Some forrin biscuits.

Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Speccy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:28, Reply)

I have answered your question in the previous thread.
I am now down to a soggy waistband and mildly damp pants.

#washingbantz #winning
( Kroney, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:41, Reply)

I'm reading soggy waistband in a Tina Turner voice ala Steamy Windows

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:46, Reply)

drying from bahdy heat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:55, Reply)

vg

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Why not put the pants under the hand dryer when you got to work?
Are your colleagues squeamish about seeing bare arses in front of the dyson?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:50, Reply)

We don't have air dryers. Soz.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:56, Reply)

Probably to stop people taking off their wet pants I guess

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Nice weather we're having...
Going anywhere nice on your holidays?
All sorted for Christmas yet?


Fuck off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:48, Reply)

^ upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:49, Reply)

Bored
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:54, Reply)

board

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Alright Jase.
Which of the following two options sounds the more entertaining: a classical concert with son et lumière show, or a classical concert with son et lumière show and a baritone with a ponytail and spats who did a modern dance routine that looked like the slowed-down footage of someone wearing a short-circuiting electrostim butt plug?
( .Yeti., Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:55, Reply)

haha some people don't know the difference between TMV2 and TMV3 regs!!!
#dozering
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 11:57, Reply)

\o

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:03, Reply)

cool... do go on.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:05, Reply)

that's nothing m8 some people think that advising on fund switches within an investment bond is a regulated activity, but in fact it isn't!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:11, Reply)

I hit a cyclist on the way to work this morning and I think someone might have clocked my number plate.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:10, Reply)

How did you manage that?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:17, Reply)

I was posting on /talk

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:19, Reply)

K10 FKR
Wasn't difficult to miss.
( Muns, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Afternoon Jase
My main difficulty - as always on any weekday - is trying to motivate myself to really give a shit about what I do for a living.

Alt: Not too bad. Bit of entertaining, bit of volleyball spectating, bit of SPECTRE at the pictures.

AltAlt: Elevenses are for fatties and sexual deviants. HTH xxx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:10, Reply)

4

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:17, Reply)

skin?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:23, Reply)

You better take that back

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:24, Reply)

play?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:23, Reply)

midable?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:23, Reply)

I'M DRY
je suis victorieux! Un triomphe de l'homme sur les sous-vêtements!

And other badly structured French sentences!

#pantzbantz
( Kroney, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:49, Reply)

Just make sure you don't piss yourself with excitement now.

( .Yeti., Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:50, Reply)

Steady on, I'm not Bartleby.

( Kroney, Mon 9 Nov 2015, 12:57, Reply)