WELL THIS IS GOOD!!
How has Storm Abigail (A BIG GAIL) affected your Friday?
It's a bit nippy oot.

alt. Weekend plans
Ive got mates visiting on Sunday and we're off to see yet another Drag Race Queen. Hangover day Monday.

altalt. Who would YOU kill in a drone strike?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 10:33, 89 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

It was a bit drizzly this morning, but it's all blue skies and glorious sunshine now.
Alt: Some friends coming over for curry tonight. No other plans.
Altalt: I don't want to kill people.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Its fucking lashing it down in Newcastle at the moment
Bastard freezing as well. I had to put a thicker t-shirt on

Alt:
It appears that I'm working this weekend so more moneys for Christmas

AltAlt:
Elton John
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 10:40, Reply)

it's a little bit funny...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 10:45, Reply)

f r
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 10:57, Reply)

altalt: you

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 10:40, Reply)

which one are you again?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 10:45, Reply)

Not much, wind's up a bit but that's all
alt: nothing special, beers tonight and Saturday with a bit of luck.

altalt: Killing's a bit much. I'd love one that followed my car automatically and could deliver gradual shutdown commands directly to the ECU of any car I consider to be driving like a dick.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 10:48, Reply)

Cold and cloudy here but with excellent property prices on the horizon
and a deluge of cash imminent.

alt: my schoolpal from the States is coming round for dinner tonight. More house shit tomoz. Might have a leg of lamb on Sunday.

altalt: the list is fucking endless. literally.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:03, Reply)

Has mcbeef flounced again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:05, Reply)

He hasn't even replied to my gaz :(
Surely there would have been some sort of fanfare
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:18, Reply)

He probably delolted it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:19, Reply)

He normally cries for a few days before flouncing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:23, Reply)

You keeping or selling Lewisham?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:08, Reply)

Keeping, mate. Agent reckons it's worth 1,600 p/m rent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:49, Reply)

I got quite wet walking to my car and my steamy glasses and windscreen made it hard to see for most of the journey home.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:09, Reply)

Ent no storm round where I am, lad.
Alt: going to a fancy food fair tonight, then going to see some improv on Sunday.

I never had you down as a fan of motor racing, young Jase.

Altalt: I have a marvellous list of people on my drone hit list, but this margin is too small to contain it.
( .Yeti., Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:18, Reply)

Bit chilly in the office today
Alt: Off to see the missus tomorrow, then out with an old friend for his Birthday on Saturday, should be good.

AltAlt: You.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:23, Reply)

Hello stranger

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:23, Reply)

I clicked your post, for old times' sake btw

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:24, Reply)

Danke

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 13:18, Reply)

Yes! September is OFFICIALLY OVER.
Where ya been?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:24, Reply)

Hiding!
Nah, been in a new job since March, don't get the time that I used to. How are you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 13:19, Reply)

Look who it is!
Back and offensive. How rude.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:40, Reply)

Gale

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:27, Reply)

I'm quite tired.
I think I might find a reason to work from home this afternoon.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:30, Reply)

I think you should.
Tell them you're tired and if you can't pretend to work from home and have a nap, you won't want to go to the pub this evening. Which means work has impacted on your weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:34, Reply)

tggi.
Apparently I was on a list of good workers at yesterdays off-site 'all hands' meeting.

I wasn't there obviously, because I was longing out a meeting with a customer until everyone had left for it so I didn't have to go. #dedication
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:43, Reply)

alt: got a fancy wine tasting on Saturday. Should be good.
the bird managed to leave her ipad on the train last night and now her phone at mine. Needs a keeper, that one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:33, Reply)

Wait, you have a bird?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:40, Reply)

First I've heard of it....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:40, Reply)

Anniversary dinner last weekend
A YEAR. Bloody hell.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:43, Reply)

After a year you can be honest and take her for a kebab.
Rather than over priced fancy food you have probably been forced to pretend you enjoy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 12:00, Reply)

At their age I am surprised they haven't rushed a wedding and squeezed a kid out already.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 12:57, Reply)

im sure he would have mentioned it...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:45, Reply)

I have a confession to make.
A few months ago I installed 'Clash Of Clans' on my mobile and I'm still playing it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:40, Reply)

dunt no wot that is soz

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:50, Reply)

It's like buying houses and trainers.
Only with less houses, fewer trainers and instead more guns and cannons.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:58, Reply)

Its a gay dating app
Clash of glans
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 11:59, Reply)

I have the lesbian edition.
Gash of Clams
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 12:01, Reply)

*SWIPES LEFT*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 12:01, Reply)

+ bollock
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 12:01, Reply)

Well done Jay, you killed OT
AGAIN
( Peej, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 12:53, Reply)

I can't believe he is so determined to ruin this place for everyone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 12:57, Reply)

I can.
He's a wrong un.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 12:59, Reply)

He seemed like such a nice boy at first, but now I see he is just a bitter old queen.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 13:01, Reply)

UMMMMMMMM

fuck off.
k?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 13:03, Reply)

Afternoon
I've been drinking Adnams Broadside in the pub
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Telegraph?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2015, 13:50, Reply)

5 Swans, up the top

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Doesn't he mind?
Or did he just not fancy it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 13:56, Reply)

There seem to be a swathe of beers with vaguely military names.
Broadside and Bombardier spring to mind but I'm sure there are more.
( .Yeti., Fri 13 Nov 2015, 14:03, Reply)

Spitfire.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2015, 14:04, Reply)

Special (Ops) Brew

( .Yeti., Fri 13 Nov 2015, 14:06, Reply)

GuinnIsis

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Nov 2015, 14:09, Reply)

I was listening to a bit of Phil Collins the other day.

( .Yeti., Fri 13 Nov 2015, 14:16, Reply)

Full Metal Jacket Required

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 14:34, Reply)