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xmas thread about xmas stuff and other non xmas stuff
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:44, 89 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 8:44, 89 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
I know m8, but we need to get it out the way so we can celebrate my birthday
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:10, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:10, Reply)
You should get a Sodastream
And then spend your days trying to make Rio.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:36, Reply)
And then spend your days trying to make Rio.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:36, Reply)
I'd like one of them, haven't found that citrus rio anywhere else yet
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:43, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 9:43, Reply)
Xmas is ok I suppose...
We're going to get the fire going this year. Will be nice and toasty.
No roasting chestnuts though.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 10:49, Reply)
We're going to get the fire going this year. Will be nice and toasty.
No roasting chestnuts though.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 10:49, Reply)
sticks of straw woven by your cousin cletus' cloven hooves and burned in the middle of the floor is not central heating
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:07, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:07, Reply)
Sucking 50 cocks and swallowing doesn't constitute a hot meal but it doesn't stop you doing it every evening.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:11, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:11, Reply)
So do I!
I forgot to turn it down before bed last night, and it was like the fires of Hades.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:34, Reply)
I forgot to turn it down before bed last night, and it was like the fires of Hades.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:34, Reply)
Which is where you're going when you die you despicable abomination!
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:35, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:35, Reply)
I FUCKING LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!
I now have no work to do although I am, as the comedian says, here all week.
Sainsbos mass text system has gone haywire and is telling people wrong order, wrong location and wrong time pick up info.
I wruv them wrong time.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:55, Reply)
I now have no work to do although I am, as the comedian says, here all week.
Sainsbos mass text system has gone haywire and is telling people wrong order, wrong location and wrong time pick up info.
I wruv them wrong time.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:55, Reply)
Nearly a year since I did a real job lol gutted, and I'm going to have a better xmas bonus
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:56, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:56, Reply)
London xmas day, Essex Boxing Day, Kent day after then The North after that for NY. Then a week then Barbados and my birthday.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:16, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:16, Reply)
I'll be doing my food shop in Aldi...
Christmas veg is 19p. What a bargain.
Get some meat from the local butchers. Job's a good un.
Already had 2 cases of wine delivered.
Im ready for it.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:57, Reply)
Christmas veg is 19p. What a bargain.
Get some meat from the local butchers. Job's a good un.
Already had 2 cases of wine delivered.
Im ready for it.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 11:57, Reply)
It's all about the prep, GJ.
My ham is currently bathing in apple juice. Turkey pick up and veg tomorrow.
My Mrs will reveal the location of the Xmas booze tomorrow although to be fair I haven't been out every night this year and gone home looking for it.
Got some champers to take home tonight. All presents are done.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:01, Reply)
My ham is currently bathing in apple juice. Turkey pick up and veg tomorrow.
My Mrs will reveal the location of the Xmas booze tomorrow although to be fair I haven't been out every night this year and gone home looking for it.
Got some champers to take home tonight. All presents are done.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:01, Reply)
Sodastream Black
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There are three fizz levels to make perfectly consistent sparkling water as you like! There is also LED light indicators and snap lock bottle mechanism to easily insert bottle for unparalleled ease of use.
Well worth £190.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:05, Reply)
Power is the most advanced SodaStream carbonation system, letting you create the freshest fizzy drinks at the touch of a button.
It features a sleek, minimalist design of the award-winning SodaStream Source, but elevates the user experience to the next level, with automated carbonation with the touch of a button.
There are three fizz levels to make perfectly consistent sparkling water as you like! There is also LED light indicators and snap lock bottle mechanism to easily insert bottle for unparalleled ease of use.
Well worth £190.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:05, Reply)
My wife gave me a sexy wink told me she's bought something to wear for me for Xmas and informed my she won't be on her rag at Xmas
So I reckon I'm getting socks
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:05, Reply)
So I reckon I'm getting socks
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:05, Reply)
Might get up in a minute.
Have a shower and think about starting my Christmas shopping.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:37, Reply)
Have a shower and think about starting my Christmas shopping.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:37, Reply)
Gonna stay in and avoid the pub this evening
Might watch Die Hard and order a curry.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:43, Reply)
Might watch Die Hard and order a curry.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:43, Reply)
Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:48, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 12:48, Reply)
My brother's back for his first family christmas
in 6 years.
At the last one he was working as a pub chef. Got massively pissed and badly scalded his hand in a bowl of soup. He spent all of Christmas dinner, fucked up with his hand in a bowl of water.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:34, Reply)
in 6 years.
At the last one he was working as a pub chef. Got massively pissed and badly scalded his hand in a bowl of soup. He spent all of Christmas dinner, fucked up with his hand in a bowl of water.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 13:34, Reply)
I just went to the shops and bought 6 bottles of red, a slab and a bottle of whiskey
Xmas can start now
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 14:09, Reply)
Xmas can start now
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 14:09, Reply)
Sloe gin is the taste of Christmas.
I had a flask full at the panto last Saturday.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:11, Reply)
I had a flask full at the panto last Saturday.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:11, Reply)
We have sloes growing everywhere yet I have never bothered to make it
My mate does and I can confirm its way better than shop bought
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:11, Reply)
My mate does and I can confirm its way better than shop bought
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:11, Reply)
you should have a lads' weekend in your seaside place next year
no drinking or massive drugs, just you and monty and snake and jeff etc making sloe gin and knitting.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:42, Reply)
no drinking or massive drugs, just you and monty and snake and jeff etc making sloe gin and knitting.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:42, Reply)
he just shoves sloes and sugar in a wine bottle and tops up with gin then leaves for a few months
Its right lush
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:47, Reply)
Its right lush
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:47, Reply)
I collected sloes in Swanage, froze
them for 2 months then tried to make the sloe gin. It's sour as fuck, too ripe possibly.
I've got Ardbeg scotch so there'll be posh drinking for me tonight.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 17:00, Reply)
them for 2 months then tried to make the sloe gin. It's sour as fuck, too ripe possibly.
I've got Ardbeg scotch so there'll be posh drinking for me tonight.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 17:00, Reply)
Just doing my bit mate, nothing else going on today apart from a trip to the dentist earlier
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:53, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 15:53, Reply)
I've been obsessively watching
Christmas films for a while and have run out. I even watched Bernard and the Genie.
Any suggestions welcome, excluding the ones telling me to fuck off etc.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 21:01, Reply)
Christmas films for a while and have run out. I even watched Bernard and the Genie.
Any suggestions welcome, excluding the ones telling me to fuck off etc.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 21:01, Reply)
Nah, they're all the same
There's a Christmas 24 channel on Sky devoted to the bloody things. All it's taught me is that everyone in America is followed around by either Richard Clayderman and his piano or a 96 piece orchestra, or both. Load of bollocks all of them.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 22:00, Reply)
There's a Christmas 24 channel on Sky devoted to the bloody things. All it's taught me is that everyone in America is followed around by either Richard Clayderman and his piano or a 96 piece orchestra, or both. Load of bollocks all of them.
( , Thu 22 Dec 2016, 22:00, Reply)
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