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The Evening ThreadIt's my B3taday, so come one, come all!
Also, bring alcohol.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:08,
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I demand a sign!*chants*
What do we want?
A SIGN!
When do we want it?
NOW
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:10,
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Evening!I have a stack of ironing to do and no inclination to do it!
Might as well faff around here.
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Yesbut he's still a mere slip of a thing.
Aaah...bless.
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:10,
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Yeah birthday boyget a sign up! You...you...jobby! Have you had your birthday bumps yet?
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:11, Reply)
This eveningI have ironing to do, I have to make lunches for the boy and I, I have to pack for working in the pub tomorrow and I have to have a shave (please don't hang me for that!)
What I can actually see getting done is me getting home, eating, having some wine and passing out!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:13, Reply)
Yo TGBI saw you were trying to steal my place as Dr Bunsen Honeydew...what's the deal huh? I have a labcoat and glasses and a fat head so there :p
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:13, Reply)
Whatever you loser!Home time for me! WOOOOOOO
See you all later
*hugs*
*gives Kaol a good birthday jab in the ribs and runs off*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:13,
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Happy b3taday!Last night I introduced my boyfriend and his daughter to roast beef and homemade Yorkshire puddings. It was delicious.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14,
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*proffers slightly bashed-in cake*Congratulations, old bean!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14,
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Yeah well!It's hometime for me too so ha!
Wait...that means no b3ta. Fuck.
Cheeryho everyone
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evening chumpshappy b3taday Kaol
grown a beard yet?
;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17,
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Ah, Monty, you charmer!Jolly good!
I'm off home now, gonna cook chilli, then I may well be online later.
Don't party too hard without me :p
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17,
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'lo again folksHappy b3taday Kaol
*raises glass*
I wonder what the total amount of time I've spent on b3ta is?
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Happy b3taday kaolOnly the second time I've been around today.
I've now got my new netbook setup and running XP and my old PC ready to setup for my Mum and sister so that I can have their current one as my machine to learn some linux on. Woo.
I think I deserve that lovely ginsters pie that is looking so inviting the fridge. *gets ready for nomming*
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Captain V, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:19,
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ughI just drank like a pint of milk to wash down my peanut butter and marmite sandwich
now I can feel it sloshing around....
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:19,
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@ miss 'crennea large one, have a large one!
you know you want to.
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ezacklyand have you got nibbly things to nom at the same time?
edit@wbm - what did they think of the roast beast/yorkshire?
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ugh, rescued crumbsI'd leave them where they are and get new ones.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, Reply)
I just found outthat there's a limit on the number of words you can post in a reply. My story that I just posted got chopped.
How annoying...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:34,
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how annoying!I suppose it's there to stop people from making page-long posts on the main pages. But still.
how are you mr loon?
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Not bad.A bit tired, but not too bad at all.
I found out that you can still buy Chemex coffee makers new, so I had to buy one for myself. It makes the best damn coffee I've had! I'm going to get rid of my regular one and just use the Chemex one instead from now on...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:49,
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Mmmm coffeeNot heard of Chemex, who are they? They sound big and chemically and scary.
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ooh that's all right thenwhere is everyone? have they all runned away?
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I have more of thefecking calendar to do.
Note: fecking as in annoying me, not 12 pictures of people getting down and dirty
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:17,
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@TulipThey loved it. I did a huge joint, and 12 yorkies, and was expecting (looking forward) to eat the leftovers for dinner tonight. None left.
I'll just have to make a chicken curry instead.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:18,
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I'm doing well.www.chemexcoffeemaker.com/ is their official site. I've bought myself one of the 30 oz ones with a glass handle, and it makes the smoothest coffee I've tasted. Much nicer than a French press or a drip coffee maker.
Google for Peter Schlumbohm and read about him- he sounds like he was someone I would have been good friends with. Gotta love a guy who could announce that with a Chemex coffee maker "even a moron can make good coffee."
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:18,
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@wbmoh no, but yay!
@ loon - ooh, they look very handsome. I wonder if they ship to the UK.
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It's the Marina oneAncrenne!
I finished Hot, Horny and Heels last month :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:24,
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@Loon,that's a nice looking coffee maker. I bought one of those Senseo one-cup makers. I love it, makes really really good coffee.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:25,
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I think they do.The thing that makes it so good is that it doesn't heat the coffee, so it can't get burnt, and it uses a very thick filter that catches all of the sediments. That, and you just wash the flask to get rid of any old oils from the coffee. No parts to burn out or get clogged, nowhere for the old coffee to accumulate.
I have one of the ones with the glass handle, so it can go in the dishwasher.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:26,
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It'sabout rhinos in saunas wearing stilettos
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:31,
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Evening folks!I'm hungry
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:34,
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Nobody's coming to take me out:(I need to cook and I can't be bothered:(
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:40,
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I'm going to my mates for dinner :)It's some kind of vegetable pasta bake I believe
nom nom nom
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:41,
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I'm doinga sausage/pasta thing
nom
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:46,
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@ Lusty*jealouses*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:48,
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I've been to the Bury of Sainsand all they had were these miserable little wrap things.
I really want some ice cream.
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yes, but in tiny amounts for heaps of moneyand I have got to go and help catch a bat now, so I'll be back anon with (hopefully) a funny bat-catching anecdote
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Stealth is at the vetsbeing microchipped and having his nuts lopped off.
I'm off out for lunch, see ya later!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:12,
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I want the bat!He could be my awesome little friend, and do my bidding!
I'm cooking chilli.
It's at the "leave it the hell alone for a while" stage.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:18,
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EveningMr Bin and I went to bed at about 5 and only woke up at half 6. (not for sexytime just sleep.)
I'm making veggi toad in the hole now.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:23,
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Alright thanks :DI'm tired though, I was in Luton for seven this morning.
That's far from Essex.
So I had to get up early, kinda.
I didn't actually sleep last night.
But I'm having an awesome day, all in all!
The chilli I'm making is epic.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:27,
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I am coming, yeahNot sure when, for how long, or how drunk I'll be, but yeah, I'm coming to it.
The chilli is awesome because it's hot enough to melt the beard from your face.
In theory.
A theoretical beard.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:36,
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*nips in*Yo! Evening all! Alright?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:38,
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When I used to eat beef........I loved chilli mixed with finely grated cheese.
It was lush!
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@ KaolWe didn't catch him, he managed to get back into the belfry.
He was big and flappy though. You would have loved him.
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A most good evening to you allI once played at a wedding gig where a bat found its way in. It flew round the room terrorising most of the guests, while the hotel staff made a futile attempt to catch it.
Eventually the poor beast managed to find its way out the door. I found it all hugely entertaining.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:42,
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What. The. Bovril. Flavoured. Fuckwere you doing in LUTON!?
That place is a hole.
It's where most of my drivers come from. They're lovely, Luton isn't.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:42,
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HmmmI appear to be using my phone as a modem and it's very quick. I have a suspicion it's also horribly expensive but I have internet in my flat for the first time in a year in a half, wooo!
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Hello againI have had noms and I'm listening to Tom Waits, so all is good! :D
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:47,
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WellFirstly, Batman, if your phone is 3g it'll be fast, and expensive if you haven't got a bolt-on
And yes. Now, i don't know how much of a hole Hull is, but Luton is worse. Trust.
*hic*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:48,
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HeheheI just shat it, I've not used Firefox on this computer in ages so when I pressed the Stop button whilst it was loading a page I crapped it when MC Hammer shouted, Stop, Hammertime! Hehehe, I forgot I had that.
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No3lI'm with O2 so I phoned them earlier and explained that I was planing on using my phone as a modem connected to my lappers so could I get a bolt on to make it cheaper. Apparently it would cost £35 a month to do so. Ethelred said he was getting one for about £7.50 but the dude on the phone had no idea what I was talking about.
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Luton v HullCan't say I know either of them, as I've only driven through Luton getting to and from the airport, and I've never been to Hull.
But I seem to remember both came first in consecutive editions of the Britain's Crap Towns book. So I suspect they're on a par.
And if they're worse than places like Swindon or Cumbernauld they must be something!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:51,
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Heh batmanI used to have that as my text message ringtone.
Yes, I'm sad. And I make all my own ringtones.
I think I'll shut up now :)
Edit: Batman - here's the skinny. I'm on o2 as well. I get unlimited internet on my phone for 7.50 a month (apparently limited to fair use of 200meg, was brought in just before the iPhone was brought out) so I think that's what he might have been talking about.
But 200meg on a 3g connection, bearing in mind your penchant for pornogravy, might not keep you in wankbank material, ifyougetwhatI'msaying?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:52,
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@ K2Or Middlesbrough.
Don't forget Middlesbrough
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:53,
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Al is okay!Thank God for that. I was really worried you wouldn't be okay.
Your sure your okay?
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girlinthehole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:56,
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Hey alCoffee! That's a plan that is.
*fucks off for smoke and coffee*
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 19:57,
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@ The StigLuton is the place of my birth and as such I may give it Hell.
If you like crack and Cash converters then go to Luton. It's a filthy, shit ridden, plague infested, run down, dump of a town - Luton is the type of place where Pete Doherty could be heralded as a model citizen.
I fully maintain that the best thing to be done with the hovel is 17 tonnes of Napalm dropped from 700M up.
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@K26kI love Jimmy Carr's joke about Slough:
"I grew up in Slough during the 70's. If you want to know what Slough looked like during the 70's.....go there now!"
*edit*
Edmund, you're absolutely right.
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Evening allWell, tonight I feel very well. Not really sure why, but it sure ain't enjoyable.
The worst thing is I need to do work for a deadline on Friday, but can't concentrate and feel like dying.
Are any of you not dying?
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@BKOh, yeah. Middlesbrough. I'd forgotten about that. To be fair, it's improved in the last 20 years. It used to have a permanent yellow haze form the ICI plant, which has been controlled a bit.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:06,
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I grew up in Blackburn, Lancashire.Talk about dark satanic mills.
Hated every living minute in the place.
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girlinthehole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:06,
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@K2You can still smell it as you enter.
I think the smokers are healthier there.
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Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:08,
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@PoDI'm tired still, but healthy as far I can tell.
It seems that a lot of folks have the lurgi though!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:18,
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Evenin'Have spent another day reading documentation. I was finally given a guided tour of the office.
Have spent the evening exploring the area, and at lunch, visited an estate agent or two. Didn't find anything so will look further afield tomorrow.
@Kaol: Where's yer candle?
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:20,
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I don't know if I would call it lurgiI think instead I shall class it as dying all over. My inners seem to be refusing to digest food, and my head is sore and unconcentrating.
It just took me 2 minutes to remember the word digest.
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@PoDIf you still feel like that in a fortnight, you've got the 'flu!
Edit@spakka - Kaol doesn't get a candle, because he hasn't stumped up any cash for b3ta.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:22,
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It happens now and then, k2k6It's really annoying, and I don't know why. I dunno if I might have eaten a mushroom by accident in the sauce in my dinner*, but it doesn't feel good.
Unfortunately the only solution is to sleep it off, and I'm not tired. The headache is a new one to it though.
*I'm allergic to mushrooms.
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There's a reason for thatI don't have a credit or debit card.
And I figure b3ta owes me.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:33,
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Can't you use PayPal, Kaol?Or bank transfer? I'm sure it's possible if you really want to :)
Mind you, I don't suppose kings use money much...
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:36,
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I only use cash.None of this invisible electronic money.
Damn witchcraft!
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:38,
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Credit cards are brilliant!Because I always pay my bill off before the interest accrues, I pick up cashback and points for free.
So far, I've got a nice Shirt, £50 and a flight to LA (which I'm cashing in for Novemeber).
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Yeah, but they can track youAnd see what you spend your money on.
I've never had to buy anything that I couldn't pay cash for.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:41,
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I'm with Stig on that oneI use my credit cards all the time as a convenient payment method, then pay it off every month.
This doesn't work though if you're either careless with money, skint, or just thick. Not that I'm suggesting any of those apply to Kaol, mind.
Edit - You've never hired a car then, Kaol?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:43,
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For all that stuff I've got out of them........I don't mind them tracking me.
Plus I get the bonus of being able to keep track of my expenditure.
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Anything over £100Should always be paid for on a credit card.
If anything goes wrong like, the airline company going broke, the credit card company will pay up.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:44,
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Thanks for the clarification,Mr. K :p
I've gotta go to Portsmouth for work tomorrow.
Driving, meeting, site visit, drive back.
You know what that means?
It's awesome mix-CD-making time :D
Er... No, I've never hired a car.
I've no need to.
That's what friends are for :D
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:45,
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@stigif you're really coming out here in November, want to meet up for beers? Also, please bring chocolate
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:45,
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Right, I'm offto watch some stuff I recorded while I was away, then I'm going to bed early to catch up on sleep.
Back tomorrow.
Night all.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:49,
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Credit CardsAlso, if your company goes bankrupt, your credit-card debt gets written off, but apparently, you've had to have been working at the place 6 months and you have to buy the right kind of insurance.
EDIT: 'Night K2
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 20:51,
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@WorkboresmeSounds good. Depends wherabouts in California you are.
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*puts head around door*All behaving yourselves?
Even you, Kaol?
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:13,
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Oh Edmund.Haven't seen you for a while. Are you still in England?
How are your epic walk preps going?
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:15,
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Yeah, I'm behaving!I've gotta go to Portsmouth tomorrow, so I'll be going to bed fairly early.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:17,
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Portsmouth!*tempted to skive off and go to Portsmouth*
Will there be singing and drinking and dancing girls?
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:20,
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@stigI am in Orange County, about 40 miles south of LA. In California terms, I'm next door
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21,
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I can haz hugs?I've just realised that out of the 5 jobs I've applied for three of them have closed and I've not heard anything. One school I am booked for supply on Friday.
I feel the chances of me getting something for January are getting slimmer.
I haz a sad.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:21,
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Oh Mrs Bin*hugs*
It's a long bloody struggle, isn't it?
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:22,
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@WorkboresmeHmmm....I'll be in Pasadena. Is that closer or further?
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No...There'll be me, in a suit.
And a meeting.
And some looking at a building site, then at some drawings, and me not saying much to cover the fact that I have shit-all idea what I'm doing there :D
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:23,
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KaolIn that case, let's save the dancing, drinking and singing for the weekend ;)
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:25,
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It bloody is ClendrixI've been applying for stuff since April. I'm getting bored now.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:25,
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Yeah!I don't like wearing suits.
And I've gotta drive.
So no drinking.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:25,
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Evenin' Clenny & Ed* Hugs Mrs Liveinabin *
Even the most Epic job-hunts end with a job if you're persistent enough. All this supply-teacherin' should give you experience and references.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:30,
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Oh helloI didn't even know this bit existed.
*drags in a cushion from /talk*
Hi there!
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Mrs Sp@m, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:32,
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Welcome Mrs Sp@mI'm Mrs Bin, I make biscuits and bitch that I don't have a job.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:37,
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Hello Mrs. SpamI dunno how to describe myself.
Someone else can do it.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:38,
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KaolIs a psychopath but is taller than you might expect.
Sound about right Kaol?
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:41,
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Maybe...I was thinking more along the lines of:
"Kaol has a heart of gold. You just have to drag yourself naked through a skip-full of razorblades and dead hookers to find it."
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:43,
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I think both descriptions are apt.Hello Spak and Mrs Spam.
Oh! I should describe me.
There's nothing to say. I'm happily dull.
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:44,
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Clendrix"Is both fantastic AND awesome.
And if I was ten years older, I'd happily take her as my wife."
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:50,
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@mrslivinginabin - jobs at schoolshave the schools in your area had 1/2 term yet. IIRC teachers have to hand in their notice by half term so that they can take a new job at the start of the spring term.
SO it may not be all bad, there is usually a flurry of vacancies after the holidays.
does you LEA have a weekly publication of jobs (ours does)
Now is the time to cultivate your contacts at schools you've done supply at and see if anything is coming up
Primary or Secondary?
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*squeals*Ooh Kaol, you are deliciously naughty!
But I've got a much better idea - I'll be ten years younger :)
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:53,
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Cheating RabbitI hadn't thought about the teachers handing their notices in. Everything at the moment is maternity leave.
I have the LEA website bookmarked!
Primary teaching BTW
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:00,
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Hi Mrs Sp@mI'm some sort of student who appears on here quite often, but has been working more of late.
And I still feel tres ill. Send me your hugs.
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mrsbin (may I call you that:?)don't want to be a presumptuous noob :-P
where in the uk are you?
Are you passed nqt? (i.e 2 yrs + exp) Fancy New Zealand - they are always looking for teachers
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:03, Reply)
*has brought alcohol as requested*It's rubbing alcohol. Who wants first go?
Mrs L, I sympathise. I'm getting heartily fed up of jobhunting too.
Helloes all and new ones too.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:03,
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Welcome Mrs.Sp@mQOTW OT is the land where kittens and Goatse sit together side by side.
clendrix & Kaol are best described as clendrix & Kaol.
And evenin' CheatingRabbit
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:05,
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Evenin' fuzzyMe me me! Just rub it on the inside of my mouth.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:06,
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Cheating RabbitI am in East Anglia. I have QTS but not PGCE so I don't think I am qualified to teach outside the UK. I am looking for my first job so I haven't passed NQT year yet.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:08,
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*rubs*Hope that's to your liking Mista :)
Kaol, were you sick?
Actually, I have to admit my ignorance. What IS rubbing alcohol? Is it like surgical spirit?
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:09,
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Well..."Isopropyl rubbing alcohol is poisonous and can cause permanent disabling illness or death if consumed."
:(
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:11,
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*gets large sponge**rubs away rubbing alcohol from any body parts offered*
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:14,
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Of shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and binsQTS is what is important! How you got there is less so (unless you want the golden hello, which only applies to PGCE) If you did a degree course that ends with QTS, IMHO you are better off than a "traditional" degree and PGCE, because you will have covered much more in the way of pedagogic techniques and had more experience in a class than the PGCEs who will have had a 6 month crash course... It means you hit the ground running!
I can't help much with East Anglia (Norwich at a guess) cos I am in the cruel North.
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.mmmm....
* enjoys rubbing sensation *
* reads Kaol's post *
* SPITS! *
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:15,
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I didn't die that time, no.My amazing sense of self-preservation kicked in, and I was massively sick.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:16,
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Evening SpakkaPlease pass me by with the rubbing alcohol.
I've got quite enough homebrew to drink. If I run out of that; I can hit the port
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nyangevening all
Rubbing Alcohol tastes lovely with a bit of raw liver.
oh, and listen to radio 5live in about 15 minutes, a chap is going to sing Bohemiam Rhapsody, except every single word of the lyrics is replaced by footballers names!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:17, Reply)
.* Reads clendrix's post *
Yay! Saved by clendrix's huge sponge!
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:18,
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Evening Halfy@Rabbit & Halfy
If you squeeze clendrix's sponge hard enough, you can still get some.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:19,
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ummmnot sure what to say to that.
*squeezes*
*feels slightly sullied*
*squeezes the other one*
yikes, thats not a sponge!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:21, Reply)
HelllooooooooooooI had a yummy dinner :D
I also had to get lunch stuffs (bread, filling etc) from Tesco, got to the checkout and said "Hopefully that's £10.50 give or take a few pence!" the woman looked at me really strangely when the total was £10.47 - does no one add up as they go any more!?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:22,
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I was distracted by the cat and her muddy pawsand now find my sponge has been sullied.
This used to be such a nice place.*
*complete lie
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:26,
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Evenin Badger the GrammarianAddition has become a dyeing art since the calculator was invented. Calculators themselves have become a dyeing art since the Addition Website went online.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:27,
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hahathe Bohemian Rhapsody thing is actually rather good :p
Hey Spakka :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:28,
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eveninghow are you all?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:29,
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Aah no Kaol, my lad...I've been here for many a year and in the last twelve months, things have improved a great deal :)
Spak, what do you mean 'dyeing art' - like at the hairdressers?
Evenin' Vips.
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thealternativefact, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:29,
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Ooh my lovely housematehas put the new heroes in the shared folder *glees*
See you all in an hour :p
*hugs Vipros and runs off*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:30,
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its all a kind confuddledwith these newfangled posters I reckon!
to be fair I lurked for about 3 years before registering!
edit: evening bearded twin!
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:31, Reply)
HahahaYep, I'm that awesome.
*clicks "BURN" on all-Monster-Magnet-mix-CD*
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:33,
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Oh botherI missed Bohemian Rhapsody. I found the right station precisely 15 minutes after Halfy's post and they were talking and not singing in the slightest :(
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:36,
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mmm Monster MagnetI've been listening to all of the old Metallica albums over the last week and so far the only one I've enjoyed more than Death Magnetic has been Ride the Lightning.
I find this interesting. others may not.
has anything exciting happened this evening?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:37,
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I discoveredthat fried chopped up bacon & onions sprinkled oncheese on toast is actually fairly edible.
Sorry Warms, it was bloody funny, if you like football :/
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:40, Reply)
Not to meI've been bored silly and I have a sore throat :(.
I think I need a hug.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:40,
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I'm not hugging youIf you've got a sore throat.
I don't want one.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:41,
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Halfythat sounds good
I've been over to my drummer's house to help him and his wife move furniture around and decide how to arrange their lounge
and smoke joints
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:42,
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I don't like footballbut I don't not like football either.
I am football-ambivalent.
But I like humourously complicated things being sung well. Especially after my Animaniacs-fest the other day.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:45,
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kaolyou are a girl, the only way to solve a sore throat is to chain smoke red marlboros.
come here piston, ignore the miserable old meanie
*huggles*
I wish I was football ambivelent, unfortunately I am cursed to follow cambridge around the nether regions of the footie pyramid for all eternity.
Thats the last time I piss off a gypsy tinker
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:45, Reply)
To be fairI've beaten a chest infection with red Lucky Strikes, lots of screaming and a few cans of gut-rot cider.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:47,
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Thanks HalfyDespite the fact you're a big hairy bloke. I have next to no energy, I'm going to bed to read a book :(
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jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:48,
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mediumand distinctly un-hirsute im afraid.
might have to shave my head agin in the next year or two, I see too much grey hairs :(
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:50, Reply)
Kaolyes, scaring infection away often works.
I think I'm getting a cold, could you scare that away too?
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:51,
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eh?unless your 14 foot 3 im hardly gnomic, theweewitch however could fit in your pocket
(, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:52, Reply)
Oh...Sorry, I had a powerful vision of you as a tiny, angry drunk man.
*shakes head clear*
Er... I'm fine now, sorry.
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:54,
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Sounds like an excellent man to have a drink with...You coming to the London bash this weekend?
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 22:57,
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holy crapHeroes gets better and better!!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:17,
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Andthe moon is really bright and I can just about make out a rainbow at the edge of the halo.
Tis beautiful :)
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:24,
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That sounds awesome!It's cloudy here :(
I'm just writing out directions to my Portsmouth meeting tomorrow, then I'm going for a smoke, then sleep.
I'll not be about tomorrow obviously :p
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Cawl, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:26,
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RightAfter disappearing to do some cross stitch *shames* I am off to bed.
Night all
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 23:55,
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