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 Evening
	EveningI had to get a bus today, a fucking bus.
Now I know why I have a car!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:55, 219 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
 Only because the car is in the garage
	Only because the car is in the garageyou understand.
I don't do public transport, I'm not public!
How are you GB? Better than yesterday?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)
 I've had an awesome day
	I've had an awesome dayNot actually looked for any jobs but had lunch with Lab then went to see my mate so lots of hugs which was lovely :)
How's your day been? Mrs L?
*flails at Al*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)
 Not as much
	Not as muchas it disgusted me Al.
I've been teaching what can only be described as a bunch of cunts today.
Tomorrow I have an interview first thing so I have to get myself prepared for that tonight.
Did I hear my name on the day thread?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:03, Reply)
 Evening.....
	Evening.....I have just intimated to my parents that I'm going to get a new kitchen fitted in our flat....long overdue, we can afford it, and don't have the time to do it myself as I'm away for lengthy periods at short notice (although would if I had the time). Why oh why oh why have I just been made to feel guilty by being "extravagant"? I think I already know the answer but GAAAAH! they drive me nuts sometimes.
P.S. The jokes in OT this afternoon have been nothing short of superb btw.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:04, Reply)
 I'll come fit a kitchen for you slick
	I'll come fit a kitchen for you slickI reckon I could do that. *reads up on DiY books
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:07, Reply)
 Cheers GB,
	Cheers GB,The first aid kit is by the front door. I'll be around periodically however if you need help with nailing anything.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)
 I reckon
	I reckonhaving a grammatically correct kitchen could add upwards of £12.60 to the value of your house.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)
 Oooo Oooo Oooo
	Oooo Oooo OoooCan I make a joke about TGB not needing help to nail anything.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:11, Reply)
 Well the way things are going
	Well the way things are goingthat's going to be more than the whole Street'll be worth by December.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:12, Reply)
 Eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeening
	EveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeningI just had a potato waffle sandwich. Good shout al, it was wunderbar.
Although I did spill tomato sauce all over my keyboard, balls.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:12, Reply)
 Al, go right ahead.
	Al, go right ahead.Joinery is an egalitarian double entender'ers paradise....
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:14, Reply)
 wood you like to
	wood you like tosee my new power drill then TGB? It's variable speed settings and an awesome hammer action.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)
 I put up some shelves in work
	I put up some shelves in worka few weeks ago but they fell down and landed on my hands.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:28, Reply)
 I will be passing your place of work on Wednesday and Thursday
	I will be passing your place of work on Wednesday and Thursday.....I may expose myself.
Reveal, I mean reveal myself, if it's the shop that I think it is.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:30, Reply)
 I am however an Unglish, so please don't
	I am however an Unglish, so please don'thave me stabbed with sock mounted letter openers or anything should I introduce myself.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:34, Reply)
 I'll try my best
	I'll try my bestalthough you have to give me a shiny penny just to make sure.
How do you know where I work? There's a couple of kilt shops in the area.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:36, Reply)
 Well obviously I have no idea which one,
	Well obviously I have no idea which one,but there's a few off the main drag and I'll be dashing about there running errands before I head off for junglist activity for a couple o' months. So I'll just stick my head in each one waving a crudely drawn cock banner.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)
 That's an excellent
	That's an excellentidea oil slick. Or you could look for the man who appears to be leaning to one side and occasional twitching his arm while eating smiley faces and baked beans.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:41, Reply)
 I'll save you the time
	I'll save you the timeit's Slanj on George Street.
Junglist activity?
And do you mean tomorrow and Thursday? I'm off on Thursday and I'm moving back to Glasgow next Tuesday...
EDIT Al...baked beans? It's aphabetti spaghetti, You should know better.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)
 Tongue and groove
	Tongue and grooveNot too bad, although it sounds a little lesbian...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)
 @TGB
	@TGBThat's quite alright with us, we men of the internet like comics, woodwork and lesbians equally.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:47, Reply)
 @Batman
	@BatmanJunglist as in off to the tropics...Leaving Aberdeen why on earth would you do that? oh.... Ah well.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)
 Yeah it's
	Yeah it'snot the nicest place.
Pop in if you get the chance, b3ta people get money off, wooo
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:52, Reply)
 @Al
	@AlI'm feeling silly and I haven't even had my first sip of wine yet.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:52, Reply)
 Well
	WellI'm sure silly appreciates being felt up like that. He's probably hoping to get to at least third once you've had a couple.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 18:58, Reply)
 @Al
	@AlMost times I just bypass first and second and go straight to third with just a snifter of a glass of wine.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
 I just rushed about getting ready and
	I just rushed about getting ready andmy dad called to say they are running late.
Can't get the family
Hey BGB
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
 I'm going to post whore again
	I'm going to post whore againhave you read my story on the top of page 25?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:03, Reply)
 My sister is a combination
	My sister is a combinationof my parents in that she gets really angry when she's late, yet she's incapable of arriving anywhere on time.
edit - fo shizzle mo big girlz bizzle.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:12, Reply)
 @Al
	@AlMy lack of ability to punctuate appropriately is counter-balanced by my fantastic punctuality.
Strange but true.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
 I too
	I toowill always try to be at least on time, if not outrageously early.
I often get to places, then go somewhere else to kill time before I go back.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:21, Reply)
 Evening all!
	Evening all!Al - that's what I do too. I often get somewhere super early then trot off, have a cup of tea in the nearest cafe and then return.
I hate being late.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:21, Reply)
 Me too.
	Me too.I'm always too early but I prefer that than rushing about.
Hello Miss Pelt.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:28, Reply)
 @Lucy
	@LucyI burnt my veggie burgers which meant I only had boiled potatoes and tender stem broccoli for my dinner but I have wine now so I'm a happy bunny.
How are you? Any news on the job front?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:31, Reply)
 I'm off to the pub
	I'm off to the pubto watch the football but thought I would pop in and say hello!
*waves*
Hello!
and cheeryho
*waves*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:32, Reply)
 *waves back*
	*waves back**realises football is more important than his B3ta friends*
*scowls*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)
 Bugger for burnt burgers
	Bugger for burnt burgersI have been offered a job! It's in Wiltshire but it's a job!
I don't start until 1st dec so no payday before Christmas which sucks a bit but my parents might be paying me to do some decorating in their house.
Yay!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)
 My dad is now
	My dad is now32 mins late. Well I say my dad probably my useless stepsister
I didn't even want to go out that much.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:35, Reply)
 Hi spakka and Fuzzy.
	Hi spakka and Fuzzy.Not sure if I'm going to the Mancs bash yet or not. I think it will be a last minute decision.
@Lucy - congrats on the job. What will you be doing?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:39, Reply)
 Thanks
	ThanksI will be working for a large mobile phone company dealing with their corporate and government customers.
Fun eh?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)
 Congrats on the job offer LvP.
	Congrats on the job offer LvP.@BGB: Just checked the Manchester bash calendar, and it now looks like Boss Keloid's the only one there who I'd have met before if you're not going (methinx Rakky is pulling out). Looks like I'll have to be recognisable once again.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
 @TGB
	@TGBWhere are you off to with the family?
Evening Spakkaman, how's the job going?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
 @Spakkaman
	@SpakkamanIf I do go it will only be for a couple of hours as I will be driving. I'll see what I can do : )
@Lucy - at least your not dealing with the common plebs.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)
 Helloes *waves*
	Helloes *waves*Today I:
1. Missed a dentist appointment
2. Forgot to put deodorant on
3. Couldn't start my car
4. Got a jump start from the neighbours and dropped off the form for the job I really really really want.
5. Managed to start my car again and made it into town in good time for my interview
6. Was given wrong directions
7. Was late for interview
8. Was "assessed" doing silly things
9. Got the job. But part time. Bugger.
10. Squirted petrol all over my shoes, smart trousers and coat
11. Came home to find ex cleaning my windows. Invited him in for a brew, forgetting I had written "'Ex' is poo" on the fridge...*
I was giggling by stage 6. And tipped over into hysteria by stage 10. (I quite like hysteria, it's good fun).
*He agreed. We talked. Feel better for it. Not sure how he feels.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)
 @WFF
	@WFFNothing like a good bit of hysteria now and then. It's good for the soul.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 19:59, Reply)
 Also
	AlsoI think all the people who any of that would have been relevant to aren't here :)
Congrats on the job Lucy!
What time's the Manc bash? I've seen both 5pm and 6pm. The last train back to Lancaster isn't that late, so earlier would be better for me.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:00, Reply)
 Evenin Fuzzy
	Evenin FuzzyGlad you saw the funny side of things.
@al: It's going slowly but it's laid back at the mo'. Am starting to do some actual work but still frequently dipping into the documentation.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)
 Hi All
	Hi AllPhew! Another day at the coal face done with ..... Strange that Mrs Bin's opening post should be about buses as I had a work survey asking why I was such an environmental monster and drove into work.
My reply explaining that I have a 70 mile commute and don't fancy spending time with the mentally ill, chavs and pensioners did NOT go down well. Ah well ...... Fuck 'em.
What have I missed - Anything juicy?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:12, Reply)
 Hey guys
	Hey guysI'm having the most self indulgent evening known to man. I have baked potatoes and chilli for tea, a goodly amount of bitter in the fridge and am playing Worms Armageddon ..... Gotta make the most of when the missus is on a late shift :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)
 Yo Ethel.
	Yo Ethel.It's OK. Facial hair seems to be admired round these parts.
How's things?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)
 @ Spak
	@ SpakIts going well, I'm tucked up in my quilt on the sofa eating crisps and watching TV. Et tu?
@ Swan
Sounds great, I had a bacon butty
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
 Didya geddit?
	Didya geddit?Didya? When I didn't post up there ^ coz I am so minimalist?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
 Haha!
	Haha!See there is so much we can say without words.
Actually, there are two things you can say without words. One is "I am being minimalist" and the other is "I am not here"...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:48, Reply)
 Evenin' miss J-Bux
	Evenin' miss J-Bux* breaks out of minimalism *
I've taken my laptop into the toilet and am posting from there.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:50, Reply)
 Then I'll refrain from speaking to you Spakka
	Then I'll refrain from speaking to you SpakkaHey Ethel, nope was fixed at the weekend *beams*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)
 *joins Mista in, er... maximumism*
	*joins Mista in, er... maximumism*Hello Becky!
And also everyone else I was being minimalismic at.
Words are definitely better :)
EDIT: Haha! Just read the rest of Mista's post properly. That's a new term for it!
*is not sharing toilet with Mista*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)
 .
	.* wipes *
* washes hands *
* sprays air-freshner *
* returns to lounge with laptop *
* finds reasonable compromise between 'minimalist' and 'TMI' *
@beckyjsbx:
I'm fine thanks. In case you've not been following my odessy, I've started my new job and moved to West-London. Am currently in a hotel with crappy Wifi-reception, and have managed to find a cheap studio-flat (I still have to be vetted by the landlady but hopefully, I should be getting it). Hope things are back to normal at your end.
@WFF: I don't know what you've been hearing about my toilet activities lately, but I'm sure it's not as bad as you imagine.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)
 Things are looking better.
	Things are looking better.I've moved to another desk, where I have more room and no one behind me.
And now I can see out the window besides!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
 Don't worry
	Don't worryMista, I wasn't objecting to sharing a toilet with you, just clarifying that I actually wasn't (after saying I was joining you in maximumism, which, although wasn't what I meant, I think from now on ought to be a new word for pooing).
*convolutes*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)
 So would that mean
	So would that mean'minimumism' is the new word for weeing?
* convolutes *
* puts seat down *
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)
 Evening all (again)
	Evening all (again)I am very full of quiche and therefore, very content.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)
 Hurrah!
	Hurrah!for putting the seat down after convoluting.
Gosh I'm freezing all of a sudden. Need to go and eat hot food I think, and then get in bed and put the leccy blankie on :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)
 Evenin' again LvP
	Evenin' again LvPIf you eat all that quiche, you will need to indulge in some maximumism afterwards.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:33, Reply)
 spak
	spakAfter having read ^^ I know what you mean.
And I probably will do.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)
 I've been out with my friend for dinner.
	I've been out with my friend for dinner.Now I'm back home.
That's all I've got, people. Move along.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)
 Right
	RightI have spent the last 2 hours planning for my interview and practice lesson.
If I plan for it any more then I think I will go mad.
Please think of me tomorrow at 9:30 which is my interview lesson and 10:30 which is my interview.
Send prayers to the deity of you choosing, I need them all on my side!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:39, Reply)
 Well congrats Spak
	Well congrats SpakGlad to hear you've got stuff sorted for you now.
Nings Clenders *hugs*
Best of luck for tomorrow Mrs L, I'll be thinking of you.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:43, Reply)
 Mrs Bin
	Mrs BinWe'll be keeping every crossable thing crossed.
*envisages day of walking into things*
Hello Becks! How are you, my lovely?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)
 Evenin Clenny & Bin
	Evenin Clenny & Bin* moves along *
* prays *
EDIT: @J-Bux:
The flat is not 100% certain yet, but I've put down my holding-deposit and my fingers are crossed.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:46, Reply)
 Evening again
	Evening againIt's not even 10.00 and I'm knackered already!
Working is officially shit.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:52, Reply)
 Hey all
	Hey allJust finished doing work for the evening, now got to do some e-mailing and the like.
Are we all well here? And what's been happening? I can't be bothered catching up.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:55, Reply)
 Lucy...
	Lucy...just saw your job news. Yay! At last!
Before you know it, you'll be complaining bitterly about working life :)
Edit: Helloo Aleroo
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)
 Al
	AlAll the better for having you here.
Did mrs al decide what to do about the car?
Edit - Thanks clendrix! I can't wait for my first legitimate "work is shit" post.
*rubs hands in glee and anticipation*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)
 Evenin' Miasma & POD
	Evenin' Miasma & PODWe've been minimalistic and invented some new names for 'toilet-activities'.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)
 Nice
	NiceBeing able to surf the internet whilst having a poo was the primary motivation behind the development of WiFi. Fact.
I might see if I can subtly sneak that into Wikipedia actually.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:03, Reply)
 It's her parents car
	It's her parents carand it's going to be easier for them to not go through the insurance companies and just pay to get the door replaced themselves (providing it's not too expensive).
Which seems really shit to me since the twunt that hit her gets away with driving like a cock and they have to shell out.
I have suggested just asking the bloke to do the decent thing and contribute to the cost of the repairs. I think I would feel obliged to do something similar if I was in his situation, but then again, in his situation I would have looked where I was fucking driving before smashing into someone else's car.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)
 @ Miasma
	@ MiasmaI have posted whilst lying in the bath before. It's immensely liberating.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:07, Reply)
 it's worth it
	it's worth itTo ask him. As you said, any decent person wouldn't have too much of a problem with doing the right thing.
And if they say no then you can feel proud of the fact that you are a much better person than them. Officially.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
 Evening all, how goes it?
	Evening all, how goes it?I'm wondering whether I should attend the Manc bash next week, is it worth it?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:09, Reply)
 @ PB
	@ PBGo. It's worth it just to discover who the other people are....and it's also a real eye-opener to find out what they expected of you....
And looking at the photos afterwards is always....scary.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
 Evening PB
	Evening PBWell, hardly any of us cool cats will be there, but you will get to meet Enzyme and his massive
Manchester is an excellent place to get drunk in any case.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
 If I was the crasher
	If I was the crasherThen I would feel it would be only right to pay.
I don't have to worry about that just now though, with less than no cars to my name.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
 Hey Chickenlady!
	Hey Chickenlady!Scarpe took so many pictures of you! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
Edit: Erm, I'm laughing at the amount of pictures, not the actual pictures...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:12, Reply)
 al
	alIf he did it, it's his fault, then get his insurance to pay out for it. You mentioned having to pay excess in the other thread I think? - surely not if it's a claim on his insurance only?
If being reasonable fails then send the boys round his house. Tried and tested method. At the very least, damage his car to approx 4x the value of the damage to yours. It won't teach him not to be a prick but it'll give you that nice smug sense of satisfaction.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:12, Reply)
 Ah sod it
	Ah sod itI've managed to find a bed for the night at £17.50, so not too shabby. Dependent on my mood on Thursday (payday) I shall book my attendance at this bash. I know a few of the people going, so shouldn't be too bad I think.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)
 Evening Clendrix
	Evening ClendrixErm...yes...he did, didn't he...
He was very, very drunk and he did keep on telling me how much he loved me.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)
 @ Wanderlust: Ah yes
	@ Wanderlust: Ah yesI noticed you and BK were going. This should be an interesting bash, there's a real mix of qotw, /boarders and /talkers. I wonder if Gilgamesh is going to turn up!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:16, Reply)
 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wi-Fi
	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wi-FiI reckon it'll last less than 2 minutes...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:18, Reply)
 @ Miasma
	@ MiasmaIt's gone already. I've had an edit stay up for months before though.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)
 Hi Madame Poultry
	Hi Madame PoultryHow are you?
@Miasma - yes it was his fault, but if they claim on his insurance they will write off the car as it's only worth a few hundred quid. Her parents will then have to purchase the car back from the insurers which has implications on teh cost of insuring it. So it would end up cheaper in the long run to just pay to get it repaired.
His car wasn't damaged and it also was a company car covered by a company insurance policy so it makes no difference to him whether they claim or not. Which makes it all the more frustrating.
Personally I would love to cunt him in the fuck but Mrs al doesn't approve of such things.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:23, Reply)
 Clendrix, don't forget as well
	Clendrix, don't forget as wellthat he thought PJM was gay.
He was very, very drunk.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:23, Reply)
 Did somebody say something
	Did somebody say somethingabout me going to a bash?
I don't think I'd ever do such a thing...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:23, Reply)
 Nope - still there!
	Nope - still there!I tried to be slightly subtle...
In the 'Uses' section:
Many consumer devices use Wi-Fi. Amongst others, personal computers can network to each other and connect to the Internet, mobile computers can connect to the Internet from any Wi-Fi hotspot, and digital cameras can transfer images wirelessly.
Routers which incorporate a DSL-modem or a cable-modem and a Wi-Fi access point, often set up in homes and other premises, provide Internet-access and internetworking to all devices connected (wirelessly or by cable) to them. One can also connect Wi-Fi devices in ad-hoc mode for client-to-client connections without a router. Wi-Fi also enables places which would traditionally not have network to be connected, for example bathrooms, kitchens and garden sheds. The 'father of Wi-Fi', Vic Hayes, stated that being able to access the internet whilst answering a call of nature was 'one of life's most liberating experiences.'
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:23, Reply)
 Hello Al!
	Hello Al!Yesterday I was doing tutorials with my new batch of students.
Ten minutes in I managed to tip an entire cup of hot tea into my lap.
It looked as if I'd peed myself.
I had to carry on for another TWO HOURS!
It was damp.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:25, Reply)
 Heheheheh.
	Heheheheh.I just went here, and found that my secret was the top rated one.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:25, Reply)
 I'm going for a cigarette now
	I'm going for a cigarette nowBe surprised if it's there when I get back, hopefully I'll just get a 'citation needed' rather than a straight deletion!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:26, Reply)
 Evenin newcomers
	Evenin newcomers@PB: Go for it! You'll find that us Internet weirdoes are also weirdoes in the real world (but in a nice way of course).
@Miasma: I'm glad my little maxima earlier has inspired an edit to the world's greatest encyclopaedia.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)
 Chickenlady
	ChickenladyOh yes! I'd forgotten that.
I told Scarpe that he got full marks for entertainment and comedy value. He was a little worried about this. Tee-hee.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:29, Reply)
 PB
	PBI suspect some of my students thought that too...I only told two of them - one who was there when I did it and the last one - I had to explain why my jeans were soaked from groin to ankle when I got up to leave.
I hope she believed me.
I did smell nice though - it was fruit tea.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:29, Reply)
 I hope you
	I hope youdidn't burn anything sensitive chickenlady.
@loon - Hee hee, that's cool!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:30, Reply)
 Scarpe and Wanderlust
	Scarpe and Wanderlustmade the evening for me.
It was great to see everyone but those two provided us with an entire floorshow of entertainment.
Brilliant stuff!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:31, Reply)
 That's some good drinking Chickenlady
	That's some good drinking ChickenladyMy flatmate manages to drop beans on his crotch every lunchtime without fail. Provides me with much hilarity. Love it.
How was first day back at work, Miasma?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:31, Reply)
 No Al
	No Alfortunately the tea was hot but not scalding so at first it was quite pleasant....well, not unpleasant...not until it went cold.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:32, Reply)
 Lusty is always worth every penny.
	Lusty is always worth every penny.I paid her 27p and I feel very satisfied.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:32, Reply)
 HA HA!
	HA HA!Clendrix got ripped off, I paid her 13p.
She pinched my nipples.
It hurt.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:34, Reply)
 Chickenlady
	ChickenladyI wasn't going to comment on your tea spilling story but now I feel I have to...
Fruit tea?!
What's wrong with caffeine!
Edit - I don't think I was charged for my Lusty experience! Don't remind her though, she'll want paying at some point!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:35, Reply)
 @chickenlady
	@chickenladyI have been feeling very ashamed of my behaviour at the bash all week.
I am blaming BK for giving me cider.
EDIT: Nice to know I'm worth 27p
*cries*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:35, Reply)
 Al
	AlThen you got 13p of loving.
The 27p deal...well, let's just say I've been walking like John Wayne all week.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:37, Reply)
 @lusty
	@lustyI'm sure you didn't do anything to be ashamed of.
And I was only kidding about the 13p.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:37, Reply)
 @Clendrix
	@ClendrixSo are you saying if I gave her 27p she would kick me in the crotch as well?
I just can't see that being a good deal myself.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:39, Reply)
 She would!
	She would!But I'll do it for free, and you can't beat that!
(Certainly wouldn't want to after a kicking, I imagine.)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:40, Reply)
 @ Lucy
	@ LucyI love caffeine but only in coffee.
@ Lusty - you were worth every single penny and more. I'd have given you at least 35p - more for all the cakies! They were ace.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:41, Reply)
 If you lot
	If you lotthink you're getting a good deal for 27p You should see what you'd get for a packet of frazzles and a can of sprite.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:41, Reply)
 I'm afraid
	I'm afraidI'm going to have to take Clendrix's quote completely out of context there:
"I'll do it for free"
Which sounds good to me.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:43, Reply)
 I don't think Lusty has anything at all to reproach herself for...
	I don't think Lusty has anything at all to reproach herself for...Saturday night was a fab night. It had everything -
booze
cakes
children in costumes
hats
steps to fall over
And many, many people got rather tired and emotional.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:43, Reply)
 @ Wanderlust
	@ Wanderlusthow about for 50p and a bunch of grapes?
*adrian moles*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:44, Reply)
 Saturday night truly was fab!
	Saturday night truly was fab!*hugs Lusty*
We do love you!
Al...you are a very naughty boy.
*pretends to be annoyed*
*fails*
Right, I'm off to bed! Be good, you lovely people. See you tomorrow.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:46, Reply)
 Hallohallo
	HallohalloHow are we?
I just got back from the pub. Twas a most joyous night indeed. And now I'm eating some toast. Lovely lovely.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:46, Reply)
 I'm away too...
	I'm away too...I have an appointment with a book.
Good night folks.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:49, Reply)
 Kaol
	KaolOld bean, how are you?
I think al and clendrix are getting jiggy with it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)
 *tears self away from bejewelled *
	*tears self away from bejewelled *I am here. Not all here... but mostly.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, Reply)
 Haha, fair enough,
	Haha, fair enough,I don't blame them!
I'm ok thanks, went to the cinema with a mate, then for some food with him and his girlfriend.
So...
I'll write a proper review tomorrow, but "Mirrors" gets 5/10.
EDIT: Fuzzy! How did your day of busyness go?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:04, Reply)
 Mirrors is the one with Kiefer Sutherland aye?
	Mirrors is the one with Kiefer Sutherland aye?Horror film?
Bonjour fuzzy, did you get your application handed in ok?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:07, Reply)
 "horror" film...
	"horror" film...Yeah... With "Mr. Angry" in the lead role.
I saw the trailer for the remake of [rec]...
Shaky at best.
Main actress looks to be "his sister from Dexter".
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)
 Pea from earlier
	Pea from earliercoz I'm too lazy to type it all again :)
Today I:
1. Missed a dentist appointment
2. Forgot to put deodorant on
3. Couldn't start my car
4. Got a jump start from the neighbours and dropped off the form for the job I really really really want.
5. Managed to start my car again and made it into town in good time for my interview
6. Was given wrong directions
7. Was late for interview
8. Was "assessed" doing silly things
9. Got the job. But part time. Bugger.
10. Squirted petrol all over my shoes, smart trousers and coat
11. Came home to find ex cleaning my windows. Invited him in for a brew, forgetting I had written "'Ex' is poo" on the fridge...*
I was giggling by stage 6. And tipped over into hysteria by stage 10. (I quite like hysteria, it's good fun).
*He agreed. We talked. Feel better for it. Not sure how he feels.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)
 Hi TGB
	Hi TGBHi Batman,
Hope you both had good evenings. I think I'm off to bed now.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)
 Naked hugs?
	Naked hugs?I wouldn't say no if they're on offer...
Fuzzy, that sounds a hell of a day.
I had a bit of a laugh at "Ex is poo" on the fridge, nice touch :p
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:12, Reply)
 *helps TGB up*
	*helps TGB up**falls over*
Hi al, I had a lovely evening thanks. Celtic lost, Arsenal won and I got drunk.
Kaol, scary films make me had accidents so I tend to avoid them at all costs.
Fuzzy that's an eventful day. You must be bloody knackered.
EDIT *gives Kaol naked hug*
Yeah you like that, don't you?Yeah.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
 Oooooooh
	Ooooooohyesplease!!!!
*nakedhugs all over TGB*
Night al!
*suspects he may lurk a while longer*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
 *naked hugs for kaol*
	*naked hugs for kaol*My head feels like it is in a million places.
Probably mostly due to the bottle of red wine and 3 cans of strongbow.....
WOO naked fuzzy hugs *naked hugs back*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:14, Reply)
 You know what,
	You know what,Right now I'll take any naked action I can get, had a terribly awkward ex-related moment earlier.
*hugs Batman*
Sweet, sweet distraction :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:16, Reply)
 I'm surprisingly unknackered
	I'm surprisingly unknackereddespite the lack of sleep. Energy breeds energy I spose.
Either that or I'm still hysterical.
Kaol, I know! I wrote it (with my big magnetic letters) the other day in a fit of childish pique, and it made me feel better.
He actually walked past it today without seeing it, but when I went to the fridge to get the milk I realised it was still there, started giggling and trying to rearrange the letters before he spotted it... he saw the "ex is" bit and said "ex is... what?"...
So I told him it said "ex is poo" and he sighed and said "yeah... ex IS poo."
Which was a rather good way to start a deep and meaningful conversation as it turned out.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:18, Reply)
 Heh
	HehJust lie back and go to your happy place, I'll look after you.
*dons full body rubber suit*
Awkward ex moment? Never good. You ok?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)
 Haha!
	Haha!At least you didn't write "is a cunt"...
That'd've been a bit worse.
Er... I say ex, I mean "ex, ex".
But yeah, it's ok, I just solved the problem with ignoring.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)
 I only went for a fag and to make tomorrow's sandwiches
	I only went for a fag and to make tomorrow's sandwichesand you lot are having naked fun while I'm gone!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, Reply)
 I think I may
	I think I maygo to bed.
I can't deal with thinking about stuff right now.
Catch you all later *naked hugs*
x
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, Reply)
 Wikipedia edit still standing....
	Wikipedia edit still standing....And whatever the absolute opposite of yay is for ex related problems.
Not really a good subject at the moment.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:22, Reply)
 Haha!
	Haha!Yeah I think he still would have agreed though actually.
In the end he put the "poo" back, but added an h, but as I pointed out that makes him a bear of little brain. He was hoping to get away with being lovable and wanting honey.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:23, Reply)
 I'm getting used to working again
	I'm getting used to working againso I'm being sensible and going to bed now. Who knows what I'll find documented tomorrow.
G'night.
EDIT: 'night TGB
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:23, Reply)
 Night Spak!
	Night Spak!Hope it's all going well with work :)
EDIT: Naked! I'm cold, I need to steal me some heat!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:24, Reply)
 fuzzy
	fuzzyYou'll need to give me a hand out of this rubber suit. I didn't lube up before I put it on so I'm in a mighty pickle. Oh I'm going to make toasted cheese with pickle. Awesome.
You ok TGB? *hugs*
Kaol ignoring tends to be the best solution. Or writing "ex is poo" apparently...hehehe
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:25, Reply)
 Ignoring is always good
	Ignoring is always goodBut it's hard when you've got mutual friends!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:28, Reply)
 Night Mista!
	Night Mista!Batman... I have the most surreal image now.
Kaol, you can share my leccy blankie.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:28, Reply)
 I just dropped pickle on the keyboard
	I just dropped pickle on the keyboardYeah that sucks actually. I'm a bit shit when it comes to dealing with exes.
I'm using that as a excuse as to why I've been single for a long time. No girlfriend=no ex. Magic.
EDIT fuzzy...can I join? Woohoo warfuzzyfeeling sandwich! You're the filling though.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:30, Reply)
 Why thank you :D
	Why thank you :DI'm just trying to get warm enough to go have a smoke...
It's fucking cold out there tonight, and we've not put the heating on here.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:31, Reply)
 Evening Kaol
	Evening KaolWe are still trying not to put the heating on. One of the guys wants to see if we can make it all the way through winter.
I may die before I put it on.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:32, Reply)
 I'm only on speaking terms with one of my exes
	I'm only on speaking terms with one of my exesNot that I've had legions of girlfriends, but still. People skills aren't really my forte.
Most recent one not included in above calculation as still residing in big box marked 'DO NOT THINK ABOUT' at back of brain.
Strangely I thought someone off this very board might be one of my exes (that I haven't spoken to for several years) earlier, a bit of profile reading reveals this is probably not the case though.
Edit: Heating's for jessies! Put more clothes on!
I'm over hot most of the time, it's only recently got cold enough for me to start wearing jumpers. And I'm one of those irritating people who wears shorts all year round, fnarr fnarr. Must be my farming ancestry.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, Reply)
 It IS cold
	It IS coldWhich is why I have put my heating up full, have a hot water bottle AND a leccy blankie.
Oh.
*realises hot water bottle is not hot*
Never mind.
*sandwiches* Cosy! :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:33, Reply)
 Miasma
	MiasmaIt was me you thought wasn't it? Then you saw the photo of a bloke in a kilt standing squint and realised "I wasn't that drunk"
Yeah I made the mistake of sleeping with one of my exes about 6 months ago. That fucked any friendship right up. She now refuses to talk to me.
It IS cosy isn't it fuzzy? *snuggles*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, Reply)
 See, I don't like jumpers
	See, I don't like jumpersSo I'm wearing a t shirt, a shirt and a leather jacket.
They've lit the fire in the other room, but that's not where my computer is!
Ex-stuff... It's all down to the individual situation. My ex is one of the loveliest people I've ever met, and I'm still good friends with her. My ex ex was a waste of time, and the's the one I had a situation with tonight.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:37, Reply)
 haha Batman!
	haha Batman!Now you mention it, I do have about 18 hours and a pair of shoes missing from my life, casualties of my last trip to Jocko land...
I won't say who I thought it was in case it actually is her. That would be a tricky one all round.
I'm still in the 'I don't want my ex to be my ex, but I think she does' situation, not fun.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:42, Reply)
 What can I say?
	What can I say?They were nice shoes.
Shit man thats never good. Good luck with it.
Righto chaps and chapesses and I'm going to my bed. I have a day of fuck all in work tomorrow so shall speak to you all then. Cheery bye.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:46, Reply)
 Bet my ex stories are worse than anyone's
	Bet my ex stories are worse than anyone'sNot that it's worthy of a prize or anything...
Control Freak Ex and I shared a house for a year and a half after we split. This involved frequent 24 hour long arguments, being held hostage, occasional violence, and a nervous breakdown for me.
"Ex is poo" is fucking his head up with mercenary ventures involving other women. He may be making himself mentally ill. He still wants to marry me. I still want to kill him and sex him at the same time :/
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)
 Night Batman!
	Night Batman!I guess if we're still talking about exes...
My post from "The Hardest I Ever Tried To Get Dumped"...
www.b3ta.com/questions/pleasereleaseme/post167867
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)
 Right then, I'm off to bed before we get too into this!
	Right then, I'm off to bed before we get too into this!I need some sleep now I'm a working man, not yet another night of staying up thinking in circles about her. Urgh. Got an urge to go and write the 87th angsty letter that I've ripped up instead of posting but will try and sleep instead.
I have a quiet (well, I shall make it so) day in work tomorrow so will catch you all then...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:56, Reply)
 Aww
	Awwsorry Miasma *hugs*
Didn't mean to be insensitive :(
My mum stopped me from sending an epic email to ex is poo the other day, she said I can send them to her instead if I need to get stuff off my chest.
*offers similar service*
Night night, sleep well.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:58, Reply)
 Night Miasma!
	Night Miasma!You've been delightfully prolific today, keep up the good work!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:58, Reply)
 Haha!
	Haha!I just read that qotw post. Did it win? It should have.
The comments were funny too, especially halfy's.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)
 No, didn't even make "best of"...
	No, didn't even make "best of"...I didn't have quite the fan club I have now :p
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:06, Reply)
 *creeps... generally*
	*creeps... generally**laughs at what a pair of spakkers we are*
Night interweb!
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:55, Reply)
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