Wednesday evening's thread...

( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:27, 213 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Evening
I've got poorly.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:27, Reply)

Blimey, Mrs Bin
that was quick.

What's up?
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:28, Reply)

Evening
I'm still stuck at work.

My own fault, I got distracted hunting for racists in my town.


Edit: Oh noes mrsbin. Get better!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:38, Reply)

Okay, I ask you...
...does this sound like I'm asking for dates?

I didn't really think so either. I thought it sounded like I went off on a rant and told them all that they suck.

Ten women have expressed interest so far.

*face palm*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:48, Reply)

Something inside me wants out
and it's not fussy about the route.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:48, Reply)

@Mrs. Bin
Just please wipe afterward, and wash your hands thoroughly.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:50, Reply)

I manged to be sick on the spare loo roll
If that is TMI then there is more.

Mr Bin has got me a bottle of Lucozade. It's not the same without the cellophane.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:53, Reply)

Good god.
I'm sorry to hear that, Mrs Bin- I was just making a joke b3ta stylee, and didn't realize that you really were ill. Having been through that the past few days I sympathize!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:55, Reply)

The really annoying thing
is that I have had to cancel work tomorrow. I was meant to be supply at the school which I'm working in full time after Christmas.
Not a good first impression.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:59, Reply)

good rant Loon
I can see why you got the interest though.

not that I mean I'm interested....


unless you make it worth my while ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:08, Reply)

Poor Mrs L
*makes soup and gets more loo roll*

TRL I skim read it because I have read rants like that before, I guess if it's in the personals and you put stuff about yourself at the end women are going to contact you. Maybe they like men that are ranty. *shrugs*

Vipros get back to making me a sausage pie!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:12, Reply)

I put that at the end
as a bit of humor, really. *shrug*

Ah well.

Meanwhile, I think I found someone else who dances like I do...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:27, Reply)

*falls in from tree*
Evening all

and how are we today?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:30, Reply)

Well
maybe women like men who are funny *shrugs*

HLT! *huggles and snuggles and glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:31, Reply)

What a smashing welcome!
*huggles and snuggles and glees right back atcha, badger*

Sorry to hear of poorliness Mrs Bin.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:33, Reply)

Bonjour, tout le monde!
Comment ca va?

@Loony,

that was quite a good little rant! You'd fit in well at speakers' corner!
(The Stig, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:34, Reply)

Well hellooooo everyone!
Ooh, and Tulip too!

*huggles*

*smackeroos everyone*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:37, Reply)

pickleface!
*huggles*

And only the best welcomes for you HLT!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:38, Reply)

Bonjour Le Stig
Ou est la biblioteque sil vous plas?

(I sometimes have to teach French you know. Madness isn't it!)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:39, Reply)

and Beekers!
*smooshes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:39, Reply)

*huggles badger*
Funny looking or funny funny?

Ooh! *smooshes tulip*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:39, Reply)

Who's
funny looking? *looks at Pickleface*

You are slightly amusing to my visual receptors! *sniggers*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:42, Reply)

Mme habitedansuncaiser
le bibliotheque est dans le centre ville.

Anglais maintainent....?

How's teaching going? Did you take that biblebashing post?
(The Stig, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:43, Reply)

*shocks*
Yeah ok, I am quite funny looking.

*mock offence*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:43, Reply)

speaking of funny
I was in the library on Monday and there were two little boys no older than about 3 or 4 who were sitting in the corner suffering from fits of hysterical giggles due to the farting competition they were having... everyone else looked all stern and disapproving so I had to sit there suppressing laughter and fending off "you should know better" looks. Honestly. Some people have no sense of humour.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:43, Reply)

Aww
*hugs pickleface* I'm just joshing.

HLT I don't like kids and if I was trying to read I'm probably look stern. But libraries are like my churches :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:45, Reply)

*enjoys hugs*
I'm not offended:D

@tulip
I think I would have giggled too:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:48, Reply)

Well it's funny you shoud ask Stig
I didn't get the job there but they did put me on their supply list. I was teaching reception there this afternoon.
I hadn't been feeling too good all day but when I got there I started to feel really ill. I ended up having to leave the classroom 3 times to run to the loos.
Ultimately I went home an hour early.
Coincidence?

The real bitch is that tomorrow I should be supply teaching at the school which has given me a full time job in January. I had to cancel as I just don't think I'm going to be up to it.

Arse
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:48, Reply)

but it was really funny!
And besides, everyone else was on the computer, not reading (unless they were doing what I was and reading b3ta, in which case it just made it funnier).
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:49, Reply)

I just
autosol'd my watch as I thought my hairspray was starting to eat the metal but it turns out it was just really really really really dirty.

Now my watch is all shiny and smells nice if you like the smell of autosol

HLT I may have laughed a bit. I like quiet time though.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:52, Reply)

awwww, binny!
Sounds like you've been doing "the Egyptian". It's doesn't sound like much fun!

So you're still a member of the unemployed?
(The Stig, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 18:54, Reply)

Only until January Stig
I've been offered a job to start then.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:01, Reply)

oh well....
....I'm off to eat gobstoppers and watch "Top Gear" and the football.

Ta-ra!
(The Stig, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:03, Reply)

Hurrah for shiny watches!
How are you anyway Miss Badger?

I seem to miss all the daytime action these days.

*laments*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:09, Reply)

I'm ok thanks :)
Last day tomorrow though eep! I am panicking a little now! Stupid money. I should be able to pay for everything with a smile and a lapdance
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:10, Reply)

Oh noes!
*soothes panics*

Yeah, money is stupid. I set up my own currency a while back and decided to try to pay for things with leaves.

No-one would go along with it though. Funny that.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:13, Reply)

@ tulip
I tried to pay for a Ferrari with my pubes.
They threw me out of the showroom after I left a deposit:(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:17, Reply)

Oh Noes GB
Will you get redundancy?

*edit* I haz a hot water bottle on my poorly tummy now. I feelz better.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:29, Reply)

TGB
That's why I had to stop working retail, saying "that'll be £14.98 or a lapdance" doesn't go down well with the bosses!
(bill, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:29, Reply)

@ Beekers
*boxofficelols*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:33, Reply)

@ Tulip
*grins*

I like that joke:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:37, Reply)

*frowns*
where is everyone?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:52, Reply)

I'm still here
just poorly.
I guess people are having their dinner.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:54, Reply)

Still here too
Went to make a cuppa!

*huggles lonely tulip*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 19:55, Reply)

Ah, that's all right then
*makes lemsip for poorly Mrs Bin*

I see you didn't offer us a brew, Mr Keloid!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:04, Reply)

Well, that's because
Lady Tulip, I got you this.

*opens gin*

*pours*

*adds tonic and lime*

*proffers*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:05, Reply)

I was watching Heroes :D
T'was awesome!

And no redundancy because I have only been there 8 months *gwumbles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:06, Reply)

Oh no lemsip please
I've got lucozade.

Thank you anyway.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:09, Reply)

That's a bitch GB
It's been the same for me whenever I have been made redundant.

Heroes? Not on until 9. Or are you being naughty?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:10, Reply)

*hangs head*
naughty

But nice :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:11, Reply)

sorry Mrs
Is anyone else feeling a bit ick?

there's lemsip!

Oooh, gin! Why thank you!

*accepts*

*sips*

That's very good, sir! Where did you learn to make gin and tonics like that?

edit@badger - boo hiss for rotten employers. *huggles*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:14, Reply)

Hmm
I may have learned such gin skills from a certain lady B3tan the other week:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:17, Reply)

*yawn* *stretch*
*opens eyes*

Hello everybody, I had a nice sleepyteim in Badgers snuggly bed.

So how are you lot this evening?

Loon, that was a very sucinct speak you gave teh ladyz that's why you got all those replies.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:18, Reply)

O RLY?
Who was that then?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:21, Reply)

I forget the name..
I do remember there being a flower involved at some stage:P
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)

That's right
It was ME
(bagofpinenuts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:27, Reply)

No, a lady B3tan
You moany little fuckmook!

Didn't I boot your arse weeks ago?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:29, Reply)

that's what you thought
HA

YOUR MUM etc etc
(bagofpinenuts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:32, Reply)

@ Crocus
YOUR MUM!

You trolling little bollocks!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:35, Reply)

BOYS!
What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here!

Crocus, go back to your plant pot.

go on!

*folds arms*

And you, Beekers. You should know better. Go and sit on the naughty step.

*chides*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:36, Reply)

*naughty steps*
*sulks*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:38, Reply)

Oh please stop
the shouting, i'm all aseepin.

I can haz dinners?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:40, Reply)

sorry dok
I was just sorting out these unruly boys.

Dinnerz? at this hour?

It's gin time!

*pours*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Dok
Why is there a wet patch in my bed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:54, Reply)

Shimmies-in-Pants
But I've only just woken up, I was so snuggly.

And I don't like gin that much, do you have anything else?

EDIT It wasn't me honest! I was just having sleepyteim.

*innocent look*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Outrageous
I'm going to have to change the sheets now!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:58, Reply)

So...
wot's going on 'ere then?
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:58, Reply)

cuh
um... I have wine?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Ah, go on then
Pour me some please. Seeing as you're a bulb too.

It might cheer me up a bit.
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Red or White Tulip
But it doesn't really matter I'll drink both, so whatever is open.

I blame you Badger, all that talk of sexy toys before bedtime!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Why
is stuff always my fault :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:03, Reply)

Well hello there, slightly!
Haven't seen you around before. How goes it?

*shakes petals*

*pours wine*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)

Aw Badger
Come over here

*AWESOME HUGS* *kisses*

It's not your fault I blame that bad Althegordie, he must have snuck in while I was asleepin'.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:05, Reply)

*accepts wine*
Well thank you Tulip.

Goes down well, that does.

*glugs*

Edit: Nice petals by the way. I'd like to see them at the side of my plantpot!
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)

heheh
I want this
www.zazzle.com/how_to_become_a_pirate_shirt-235521663092791270
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)

@ Badger
that is awesome! me too!

@slightly - hmm, that's all very flattering, but you're a strange plant and a bit scary. how do I know you won't steal my baby bio?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:09, Reply)

@Tulip
Ah, but just watch this....

*Miracle Grows*

See?
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:10, Reply)

*watches*
*gasps*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:11, Reply)

You wanna be careful
us badgers like to eat plants
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:12, Reply)

Thanks Tulip
With this wine you are spoiling us!

Well if you're a good little badger at this time of year Chris Kringle brings nice thing to you.

Ouchies I just set fire to my hand!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:12, Reply)

I'm always a good badger
Because being a good badger means mauling things
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)

@ Badger
oh noes!

*squeaks*

*hides*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:13, Reply)

Pah!
Badgers don't eat hyacinths do they? I thought we were badgerphobic or something.

*waves enlarged stamens provocatively*
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Maybe I'll maul
you then hyacinth.

HLT I would never eat or maul you :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:15, Reply)

oh good
*is relieved*

*looks at slightly*

Hmm. I've seen you before, I'm sure...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)

Me?
No, I'm new here.

Never been here before.

At all.

Ever.
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:18, Reply)

rubbish
I'VE seen you before as well.

*folds leaves*

*narrows, erm, stamens*
(bagofpinenuts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:19, Reply)

Don't make me maul
you till you talk Hyacinth!

*sharpens claws*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:19, Reply)

Badger
I hope you won't maul me in a bad way.

Shimmies, I won't let her get you, promise!

EDIT Tulip, can you kiss my hand better now that you're all qualified, it's burny
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:21, Reply)

No - not mauling!
I think I must just look like someone familiar. Maybe it's my pot you're mistaking for someone else?
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Badgers don't eat tulips
so I iz safes!

but thank you all the same, Dok.

*does big grateful eyes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Nope
I think it's you.... *squints*

*mauls leaves slightly*

Badgers like seeing tulips shimmying happily
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Ouch!
Stop that, Miss Badger. Please. It hurts right to my roots.

So who do I remind you of anyway?
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Hello
to all the plant who aren't tulips!

EDIT Ladies, maybe you should let Herr Doktor have them for my experiments!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:26, Reply)

oh noes!
*attends to burny hand*

*nursies*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Thanks Shimmies-in-Pant
It's feeling a bit better now.

And Badgers right, you've not shimmied in ages!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:29, Reply)

I'm just back...
After twelve hours of driving, and argument with a tree that my van lost, and a toxic waste spillage on the A1.

I was gonna go to bed, but then I realised that it's comic night :|
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:31, Reply)

Evening Kaol
Sounds like a trying day!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Howdy folks
What a busy and groovy night y'all are having. Finally off work, I have beer and dirty chilli cooking.

*Dances like the shameless little whore he is*

Yay!

Apart from Kaol, It sound like your day sucked balls :(
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)

Oh Noes Kaol
What happened? Did the nasty tree jump out on you?

YAY Comic night!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)

@Kaol
An argument with a tree? That's a bit cruel, attacking plants like that!
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)

hello Kaol!
Sorry to hear bout the broken van and stuff.

I was just about to do a shimmy.

*shimmies happily as has never shimmied before*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:33, Reply)

Yay Kaol is here
*huggles* Did you really crash into a tree?

And Swan! Woo! *hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:33, Reply)

*sees tulip shimmy*
*appreciates*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Right back at you TGB
How be tricks?

I've been tittering today when I've seen the news at the thought of Somali pirates boarding a mega tanker using speed boats, RPGs and AK47's and saying "Yeargh mateys! We be ransoming this beauty for an chest of gold and a sack 'o dubloons!"
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Woo & Yay
*watches Shimmies-in-Pants shimmy*

Hi Boss and Swanny.

But in all seriousness, Kaol are you OK?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:36, Reply)

haha
I like the way I saw it and thought they would be saying "I'd like your bank account number and sort code" a la George from fonejacker
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:37, Reply)

Er...
Long story...

*fires up photoshop*

So... The satnav told me to go up a long, very steep and narrow road.
That was fine.

It was pissing it down with rain, which was a bit rubbish, visibility was poor.

So, after about a mile, when the concrete of the road abruptly stopped, and was replaced with slippy mud, I didn't see it straight away.

Got the van stuck, miles from anywhere.
I say stuck, the wheels were spinning, and the hill was too steep to keep going up.

So... "Reverse!" I thought...
Is skidded backwards, uncontrollably, kinda diagonally.
Scraped across a tree, from the back bumper to the front one.

Too the wing mirror off, driver's side, and cracked the rear light, plus lots of scraping.
No big deal really... Except I had to reverse a mile down a narrow lane with my head out the window...

Got the mirror "fixed" though, good job I happened to have electrical tape with me.

Sorry, a bit rambling!

*opens whisky*
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:42, Reply)

A tree?
Idiot.


no sympathy from me as I have had a shitty day.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:42, Reply)

I can't see
how it's going to work. The piracy thing that is, not Kaol's van. Sorry to hear about that, mate. Er, I mean bloke who I've never seen before because I've not been here....

Assume they get the ransom money. So the crew get off.

Then the Canadian navy storms the shipand shoots them all or takes them prisoner. It's not like they can run away with a supertanker, is it?
(slightlymiserablehyacinth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:43, Reply)

Poor Kaol
Halfy why has your day been so bad?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:43, Reply)

hello badge,just the usual
Being handed a half-arsed project and be told it has to be tested and ready for monday, and the testing will take 5 working days.

Half the release plan is wrong, there are no example files or file formats for me to make one up and the test system is down.

does not compute.

then get home from the gym to find half our ecommerce apps have fallen into a messy heap and its taken 2 hours to get back up again.

then I broke both of the yolks on my fried eggs.

phut.

still, never mind.

A tree.

chuckles!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:46, Reply)

KAol
That sucks! Sorry dude.

Halfy, pull up a chair and tell us you woes, Maybe we can help.

EDIT I was too late, nobody wants to see that Halfy, sorry.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:47, Reply)

At least you have a job
halfy ;)

Yeah it may be shit but I am facing having to sell my car and move back home with my mum.

I am always going to win those arguments.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:47, Reply)

doc
up there.

points
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Awh, poor Halfy :p
Seriously though, sounds a bit rubbish, hope you get it all worked out ok.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Yeah
I saw it after I posted.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:49, Reply)

If it helps
I'll tell you all about my cringe-inducing encounter with a man and his flic-flac valves...

Nings all :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)

FUZZY!!!
*screams, runs, hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Hi Fuzzy
flic-flac valves?

Badger *hugs* because you need it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)

I'm assuming
That the piracy lark will work due to the fact that Somalia is such a lawless shithole, the pirates can nick a ship in international waters, sail it back to within Somalian jurisdiction and wait it out.

From what I understand, you've a better chance of the pope converting to islam than the Somali authorities (such as they are) actually being in a position to do owt.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Ooh, it's Fuzzy!
How's you?

*hugs*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)

*is knocked down*
*grins*

Hello badgerkins my dear! I've missed you too!

EDIT: and you Boss and you Doc and well, everyone! Work is getting in the way of my b3tatiem :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)

@Kaol
Meh, i'll wing it and it will be sorted, just a fucking nightmare as it seriously dents my b3ta surfing!

the 17 hour software implementation planned the day after the london b3tabash on the 28th is going to suck more!

woo! its fuzzy, runs off to get scones (and hopes she hasn't read a post lurking somewhere around the offtopic board)
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:54, Reply)

I've missed
you lots and lots and lots and lots. I sent hugs I hope you got them :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:55, Reply)

I did get them!
They were happily received :), and I sent some back!

Halfy, whut? but I'll have a scone, ta
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 21:58, Reply)

@Badge
Yeah, its a job, and surprisingly well paid for all the dumb things I get up to while employed there!

I temped my arse off in all kinds of shit jobs for beer pennies when I couldn't get a full time job, was not a fun time so hugs for you.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:00, Reply)

Woo
Hugs and hugs!

*happy badger*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:01, Reply)

*sighs*
*hugs TGB*

There, you got the full set now :p
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Oh Fuzzy
You've been missed terribly. *hugs*

Have some Cakey Goodness.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:02, Reply)

Halfy!
Fuzzy!

*hugs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:04, Reply)

aw spreading the love
im sowwy to laugh at you hitting a nasty (ableit big fuckoff easily spotted inanimate object) twee mifter Cowl.

Woo, I get hugs from tulip, hugs jealously back while sporting big grin
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:04, Reply)

*sighs contented big sighs*
You are all making me do grins, you lully fluffeh people :)

and maybe I don't have to tell the flic-flac story after all
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:07, Reply)

PILLOWFIGHT!
*hits halfy with a duckdown pillow*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:08, Reply)

But Fuzzy
I've already asked about that! :)

EDIT Badger I was using that!

*hides under duvet*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Halfy,
To be fair, it's not the end of the world, t'was just a bit scary when I was skidding backwards out of control!

I can't wait to see the guy's face tomorrow when I give him the keys back to a muddy, scratched and battered van.
That now has a marked smell of Lucky Strikes in the front...
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Dok!
Are you in bed again!? Get out of there! *jumps on bed*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:11, Reply)

Ningerloo
I've lurked long enough and now I can't resist you entertaining fuckers anymore.
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:11, Reply)

WHat do you mean again!
I never got up!

*drags Badger under duvet*

*muffled*

Evening Drixy, you know you can't resist us! Have you figured out what to do with the Rolly, Coffee, and Chocolate yet?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Argh!
help help help!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)

oooh feather explosion!
tickles badge under the chin with one.

@Kaol, I don't crash into things, bits just fall off mine, in depressinging frequency!

A mate of mine once wrote off a 40 tonner so you have far to go yet!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Fuzzy
please tell the flic flac story and I will retract my christmas wish...
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:14, Reply)

night y'all
@slightlymiserablehyacinth

Yeah, not so funny.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:14, Reply)

Ooooh
Aaaaaah

Badger, maybe you shouldn't have sharpened your claws earlier.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:15, Reply)

Yes Dok,
consume them in the regular manner.

/hopes dashed
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:15, Reply)

I was
mauling. I need sharp (wait where is pickle face SHARPE SHARPE SHARPE!) claws

*evil sharp claw glees*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:15, Reply)

Evening all
I've just been introduced to Eve online, and lost the last 2 hours of my life :(

At least it's only a 14 day trial.

Are we all well in here this fine evening?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Hey PoD
Not bad, don't think it'll be too long til I hit the hay cos I've had a proper busy day!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:17, Reply)

Drixy
You've just broke my heart, I was hoping you'd have at least one good idea.

But Badger, you might rip the bed open!

I have that funny *glees* feeling again.

Hi PoD.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:19, Reply)

BK
I know you are going to bed to think of Sharpe
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:20, Reply)

@ TGB
I'm going to see if I can hit the picture I have on my ceiling:P
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:20, Reply)

rwhat
Richard Sharpe? the london victorian criminal come soldier with an odd sheffield accent.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:21, Reply)

Bk
Just make sure it doesn't drip back down into your eye.

That stuff stings
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:22, Reply)

Oh
Stop it with the Sharpe!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:23, Reply)

@ TGB
I know!









What?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Quite often when I arrive
Miss Badger is going on about the Mr Sharpe man. Hopefully not the same one that used to teach me PE.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:25, Reply)

Dok
but I'm willing to share with you? Is that any good?
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:27, Reply)

Ok, if you all laugh at me
it might make me feel better and stop doing big cringes every time I think about it.

A man came to the pharmacy yesterday and said the district nurse had ordered him some flic flac valves and they were going to be delivered to us. He had a funny look about him and I wasn't sure if he was being serious so I said I was new, and he replied "yeah, I gathered that" and rolled his eyes at another customer. I said "what name would it be in?" and he said impatiently "the district nurse ordered them so they aren't under any name but if they were it would be West"... which confused me.

So I went through to the back and asked my colleague Kim whether flic flac valves really exist or if he was winding me up coz I'm new. She shrugged and was as mystified as me.

So I went and called his bluff and said "yes we have them, how many do you want?" to which he replied "they come in boxes of five". Oh crap, I thought, he's called my bluff back! So I said "oh, well we don't have any."

"Why didn't you say that in the first place!" he shouted and stomped out.

Then another colleague beckoned me and asked if I'd looked it up. I hadn't, not wanting to look like an fool for falling for a trick like that (like tartan paint or sky hooks), especially as there was a big queue of customers watching me.

Turns out they're catheter valves, and there was a bag of them waiting on the shelf with his name on.

Wups.

Kim had to take them to his house and apologise :(
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:27, Reply)

Bloody hell,
It's got busy!

I'd join in, but I'm busy creating my weekly masterpiece :p
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)

aww Fuzzy
That is bad. But he shouldn't have been so rude!

*small giggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)

fuzzster
That makes me smile!

As long as its Sharpe and not Hakeswill that takes your fancy ladies.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:30, Reply)

@ Fuzzy
That's great!

He wasn't dead through catheter valve shortage when Kim got to his house, was he?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Well it ain't great Fuzzy
But is still amusing. And he shouldn't have been such a muppet about it, and could have explained to you what they were.

Hey Kaol. All well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:32, Reply)

PoD...
Read up the thread a bit :p
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)

Drixy
That a good plan, I'll be waiting the next time we meet!

Fuzzy, you bad girl, but he desrved it!

roflmao
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:34, Reply)

Next time the spunk trumpet orders flic flac valves
rub some deep heat on them giving him a significant cunting in the fuck!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)

Good night bitches
I've not been lurking, I just wanted to drop in and say goodnight. I'm nice like that you see.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)

Night Al
I bet you have been!

Swanny, that's just evil, but I like it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:37, Reply)

Ah right, Kaol
An interesting story, and no doubt about that. Could have been worse though. Somehow.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, Reply)

Al
you big fat lurker!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:39, Reply)

He wasn't dead, Boss
but possibly leaky. Haha!

All my colleagues were on my side, which was nice. They said he's obnoxious, and if he'd just asked if there was a prescription for him I would have known exactly what to do. He was just silly. I hope his trousers smell of wee.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:43, Reply)

hehe
Silly Fuzzy!

I hate people who assume everyone should know exactly what they are on about.

Of course everyone should know what I am on about but that is different...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:44, Reply)

Damn
B3ta just killed my IE.

I'm now using Safari.

Yes Badger, we always know what you are on about! What? ;p

It's good they were on your side Fuzzy, it shows they like you, just like we do!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:47, Reply)

He came across
exactly like someone would come across if they were playing a trick on the new girl.

It was a reasonable assumption, I feel. But now no matter how unlikely something sounds I will be a good little employee and look it up.

And I like the Deep Heat idea. In fact, I now have access to all manner of comedy ointments and lotions.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:48, Reply)

Haha!
Being nasty makes you smell of piss!

That's karma in action right there:D

On that note I is off bedwards. Night everyone!

*huggles*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)

what the hell
is a flic flac anyway, daft man should have made some sense.

ps I live near a jam factory :) (hehehe mysterious sub messages ahoyhoy!)
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Go on Fuzzy
Deep heat the mother! You know what to do when an obnoxious blind guy comes in complaining about his piles.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:49, Reply)

byeeeee
pickleface *hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Night Boss
Halfy, that's a bit random!

Fuzzy, do it, you know it's the right thing to do!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:52, Reply)

A song has just come on
Called "Don't forget me" by Way out West.

It has reminded me of someone I wish it hadn't :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, Reply)

I think the man meant
flip flow.
( thealternativefact, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:53, Reply)

Dok
sorry, private jokes on public forums rarely work!

ps, yahoo we beat ze germans!

tell him who scored pike!
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:54, Reply)

Aww Badger
Couldn't you change it to " Don't spang me in the face with a spade"? while actually thinking about spanging someone in the face with a spade?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)

@badge
oof, thats never good, erase it by finding and playing a song that has nothing but gleeworthy memories
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:55, Reply)

hahah
I like the idea Swan! Sadly I really like the song!

Weirdly the only numbers that have worn away on my phone are 3 and 6. I would have thought 2 would have gone...

man I am dull and boring *cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:56, Reply)

No crying lady
Have a beer and join me in alcoholic solace. Next time you listen to that sone try and see if my new lyrics scan or not.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, Reply)

OK Halfy
Poor Badger *hugs*

*sings*
Ballbearing blues
Ballbearing blues
I'm gonna sing you some red herring new
if you don't wear shoes, you'll have no shoes to loose
And that 's the end of the news

Rio

EDIT Badger you are not dull and boring, you aree a very lovely person animal!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 22:59, Reply)

Haha!
Hadn't thought of it as wee karma, but yeah *grins*

Also, I was searching for a link about flic flac valves and found a thing vaguely related only it was talking about gymnastic manoevres compared with the action of heart valves, so I think you're right Clenders... in fact he may well have said flip flow and I misheard him. Which makes me feel even sillier. But he was still acting like he was winding me up... and therefore still deserves to smell of wee.

Halfy, how much jam do you think it would take?!

EDIT: soz, that took me ages to post, with all the googling and everything
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Woo hugs
I am listening to duran duran now *cheeses*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:02, Reply)

Which Duran Duran Track
Oh lovely one?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:03, Reply)

A view to a kill
dun dun dun dun! dun dun dun!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:05, Reply)

I heart Duran Duran
Have been listening to them in the car lately and singing my head off.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:08, Reply)

*sings*
Meeting you, with a view to a kill
Face to face in secret places, feel the chill.
Night fall covers me, but you know the plans I'm making,
Still oversea, could it be the whole world opening wide
A sacred why? , a mystery gaping inside
The weekends why?

Until we dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire,
To fatal sounds of broken dreams
Dance into the fire,
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire.....

Choice for you, is the view to a kill
Between the shades, assination standing still.
The first crystal tears, fall as snowflakes on your body
First time in years, to drench you skin with lovers rosy stain
A chance to find the phoenix for the flame,
A chance to die..

But can we dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
To fatal sounds of broken dreams
Dance into the fire
That fatal kiss is all we need
Dance into the fire
When all we see.. is the view to a kill
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Aw a bedtime song!
Right I am off to bed. Dok you better not have left a mess there!!!

*goodnight huggles for all*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:13, Reply)

But Badger
I'm still in here!

But there's still room for a wee wan!

*hugs* Nighty Night.

*snoozes*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Wake up, Grandad :p
Hahaha!
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:15, Reply)

I heard that`you young whipper snapper you
Have you finished the comic yet?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:19, Reply)

No...
I've done one cell.
And half-way through the second one.

The third one will be easy though.
I reckon I'll be done by 1.

Then spend all of tomorrow in a zombie-like state.
How I suffer for my art...
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)

Suffer Kaol
and suffer some more!

Because we love the comic, it's nifty!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:23, Reply)

*grins*
The first cell looks fucking awesome, if I say so myself!

Fire, a ghost and rain.
All you need for a great evening in.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:27, Reply)

Well that and to not have to stay up horribly late
to be able to say first ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:31, Reply)

Haha!
Considering the horrific amount of driving I've done today, I don't actually feel too tired.

Well, my knees do.
*shrugs*

I don't use my knees for photoshop though.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:33, Reply)

Hi Becky
Been working hard? *hugs*

EDIT Nighty Night folks, I need my sleep.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:36, Reply)

G'night!
Catch you tomorrow, no doubt...
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:38, Reply)

Yup, but it's the end of working hard for a while
time to slack off and do bugger all for a bit. Night
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:44, Reply)

Well,
Have a nice and well-deserved rest :D

Speak to you soon, no doubt!
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:46, Reply)

Evening.
Tonight I've had yet another excuse to be kept away from my flat and have my dinner late. How are you?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:50, Reply)

I'm ok thanks!
Drawing the latest comic.

Did 12 hours of driving today, which was a bit knackering.

Ok other than that!
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Evenin K
Drive anywhere interesting?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:53, Reply)

Er...
More or less from Barrow-in-Furness to Manchester, to Essex.

Not that interesting.
And 12 hours of radio was an interesting thing.
I swear I've heard the same 5 songs about ten times each.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:55, Reply)

Sounds pretty epic
What brought you up there?

As for the radio, did you try changing the station?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 23:59, Reply)

Yeah, I did.
Every radio station sucks.
Apart from one that I found in Manchester. But it went away again really fast.
Shame, it played Sweet Home Alabama, then some Led Zep, then something else awesome :D
( Cawl, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:02, Reply)

.
Perhaps you should have an emergency mix-cd handy just in case.

Speaking of which, I still haven't found a decent radio-station for my radio-alarm. The Ether's just full of people talking crap most of the time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 0:25, Reply)