Time for a new one of these I think

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:38, 161 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

NEAR THE TOP!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:40, Reply)

I'll just slide
underneath you here.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:40, Reply)

If I reply here, it actually makes you inside me.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:45, Reply)

I like that
best of all the animals.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:47, Reply)

Oooh!
Underneath three young men!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:43, Reply)

*looks up*
ooo, I say
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Careful now...
HDL might get jealous!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Woo!
Pork sandwich!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:45, Reply)

Did I just
Hear my name taken in vain?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Bash excitement
Just been looking at the calender again, specifically at the Edinbash and I'm getting excited =D

Really looking forward to the drive up there and, if I can afford to buy one, wearing a kilt!
( Captain V, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Teh morse code on top gear when stig tested the car said
that pork tasted funny

'nother one of those, same time tomorrow.
(sirolimus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:46, Reply)

Charles
I deny it!
I wasn't there!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:48, Reply)

damn you charles
I've been deliberately not finding out what those are saying and now you've spoiled it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:50, Reply)

V
The Edinbash will be FULL OF WIN. Never have so many B3tans gathered in one place Edinburgh may never recover!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:53, Reply)

So long as I stay
for more than an hour this time I'll be happy!
( Captain V, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:55, Reply)

What?
In Edinburgh, or at the bash?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:57, Reply)

When is this Edinbash
of which you speak?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:59, Reply)

The Edinbash is indeed looking rather good
A kilt shall be purchased at some point. Plans also need to be made for lifts and hotels, to be fair!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Sam
It's in April!

There are about 2.5 billion^* B3tans going!



^*May or may not be true.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:02, Reply)

@ Sam
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/14949

Going to be awesome!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:03, Reply)

@PB
I'm rather lacking in the planning department too. All I've decided so far is that I intend to drive.

@Dok Last time I was in Edinburgh I stayed for an hour before driving to Cardiff. Mania ftw (or not)
( Captain V, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:03, Reply)

York bash
Anyone going to this one?
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:04, Reply)

I might go if I can raise my popularity enough.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:05, Reply)

If you go it will raise my popularity



Of course, by popularity I mean penis. And by raise I mean fellate. And by it I mean you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, Reply)

I'll add a provisional yes
As I really like Edinburgh.

But I can't think of a single thing in my entire life that I've planned that far in advance!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:06, Reply)

@ Piggy
I certainly am!

It's a nice easy train from Leeds for me:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:07, Reply)

York
is a great place.

I'm hoping to do York and Edinburgh.

Yay!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)

is that "do"
as in what Debby did to Dallas, or "do" as in "take in the scenery and visit other places of interest"?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:09, Reply)

*crys*
I can't do the York one.

The whole town is bad for me!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:10, Reply)

Al?
Haven't seen that film.

What do YOU think I should do?

Edit - Dok - are you banned from York?
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:10, Reply)

Bad move MissP
Never ask Al what you should do!

He's a very bad man!

Well I am Scottish!

No it's just got a lot of very bad memories for me!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Oooohh
and

Ooooooh!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:12, Reply)

If I were you
I would probably sit at home and play with my boobies all day.

But seriously. Debbie does Dallas is rubbish. So I would advise doing the tourist thing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:15, Reply)

*considers way to get edinburgh bash*
sounds like it's going to be awesome.

wonder if I could convince the other half she fancies a break away in edinburgh....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Vipros
I'm sure you could convince her!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:17, Reply)

Goodbye all
Time to get ready to go home.

Hooray!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:20, Reply)

I am fairly persuasive
it'll be the money situation again though...

dagnammit

I will see what my payrise is like, and what bonus I get next year and surprise her with a romantic weekend away that just so happens to coincide with meeting a bunch of hard-drinking internet nutters ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:21, Reply)

Hmmm...
Train or car to Edinburgh? I dunno, I can get company in either but you can walk around on a train, but the car is cheaper sharing petrol... and you can drink on the train. Ideas?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)

since when have you not been able to drink in the car?
on my last road trip, all my passengers were swigging JD all the way.

As long as you are a passenger you'll be fine!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:31, Reply)

Car ftw
I'll be driving even if I'm on my own simply because I enjoy the journey so much.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)

Hmmm
I like the idea of a car more, mainly because of sharing petrol money would be much cheaper than a train ticket.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:48, Reply)

Lots of mind bleach (and possibly weapons) needed!
Sometimes the scary girl from one of the offices downstairs tries to chat me up. I try and ignore her/run away, because her chatting up tactics consist of talking about manga, live action role play with swords and shit bands I've never heard of. She's also not, erm, easy on the eye.

She's just come into my office (I was hoping the force field on the door would keep such apparitions out) and given me a Christmas card. It is Gothic black (of course), signed with lots of kisses and includes HER MYSPACE ADDRESS AND A PHOTO OF HER!!!

If it wasn't nearly time to go home I'd be locking myself in the server room to hide, I'm telling you. *shudders*

Edit: I've just checked with a few other people and they're averaging about half the amount of kisses in their card, and no Myspace details or photo. I'm feeling very, very afraid...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:52, Reply)

Oh dear Sam
I'd like to stay and offer advice but I'm off home to get ready to kick arse* at go karting.

*or possibly suck
( Captain V, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:02, Reply)

Fuck her
and then refuse to acknowledge that she even exists, even if that means walking into her on occasion. If she picks anything up go "Fucking Hell! How is that thing floating!".

Soon she will get the message and kill herself.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Evening all
Good luck with the karting V - I love it but I'm not that good at it for a couple of reasons:

1) I get WAY too competitive and end up overcooking it on a corner big-style while trying to outbrake someone.

2) I'm not exactly the slightest of chaps, meaning my power/weight ratio is quite poor. This massively hurts acceleration out of corners.

EDIT: *Grabs Thread Killer hat...*
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:08, Reply)

Why
do I always wander in to tumbleweed?

Anyone there?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:30, Reply)

Bugger it
I'll do the dishes instead :(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:33, Reply)

^ is it coz
ur ugly haha
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:34, Reply)

like
YOUR MUM
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:43, Reply)

u mean
like UR MUM coz shes a fat bird aswell
(Jam Mincer Geordie is oiling his biceps, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:46, Reply)

Thread killer?
Only because I was on my way home, and about to watch the final episode of the current Heroes series.

'Scuse me...

/Edit

Baldmonkey sod off please.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:46, Reply)

Will the mention of willies help?
It's DG's birthday tomorrow. I'm up on blocks and have a sore throat. Should I give him a blow job? And why is it called a blow job when one sucks? Or am I doing it wrong?

Maybe I should just make him another dalek cake, like last year.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 17:59, Reply)

Hmmmm
Dalek Cake or Blow Job. For most men this would be a straighforward choice. But then again, DG does like his blowjobs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:03, Reply)

Just popping in
With some sweet irony: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7784987.stm
( Captain V, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:04, Reply)

Hello al :o)
I pictured you saying that in an Eddie Izzard accent....

"Cake or blow job...."

"Er... I'll have cake please!"
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:05, Reply)

Of course
in that example, it's not really a problem when they run out of cake.

Providing it's a nice looking person who's asking.

And assuming of course that they are the one doling out the blow jobs.

I realise of course that when you assume you make an assEDITED FOR RUDENESS of u and me.

But there you go.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:07, Reply)

you said "ass"
*giggles behind hand*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:10, Reply)

Oh, did I?
Oh dear, I do apologise. Hang on, i'll edit it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:11, Reply)

People People!
Advice Please!

Should I go and see Katy Perry in concert next year?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:17, Reply)

evening all
For me the Christmas holidays have started.

(tomorrows work have just cancelled)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:24, Reply)

Katy Perry, laddie?
You want to go and see a nice, wholesome act. Someone who can hold a tune and won't frighten the children.

George Michael comes to mind. He was such a nice boy in his Wham days, with his nice hair and nice friend that pretended to play the bass.

Personally I don't believe all that bent as a nine bob note caught trying to get a cop to suck him off nonense. It was just a phase.

He's married and has three grandchildren now, you know. Oh yes.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:27, Reply)

Katy who, al?
Does she have smashing norks? If so, then definitely go pet.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:29, Reply)

She has reasonable norks
But more importantly she sings that there I kissed a girl song which I rather like. I have somewhat eclectic tastes in music. Next year I am already going to see Metallica, Judas Priest and AC/DC and i'm pretty sure Kelly Clarkson is going to a tour too so I'll be going to see her.

I almost bought tickets to see Britney.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:32, Reply)

My christmas holidays have also started
Tomorrow I fly to the other side of the world to drink beer and get a sun tan.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:34, Reply)

*Yawns*

Tum te tum te tum.

What to do, what to do, what to do.

Let's see what's on telly.

Hmmmm, missed the start of Hollyoaks. Never mind, I'll see it later.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:37, Reply)

Righto
Mrs Althegeordie is out with people who aren't me or you so I'm fending for myself tonight. in my fridge I have some carrots and some greek yoghurt. I have the phone numbers of several takeaways and a number of these are less than five minutes walk from my sofa bound ass.

What should I eat people?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:42, Reply)

I vote for
takeaway
( Captain V, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Excellent - motion carried.
Now, what kind.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:46, Reply)

Tough one
I fancy food from the chippy right now. In my case that'd be battered sausage, chips and if I'm feeling very hungry a battered mars bars.

Kinda fancy Thai as well though.
( Captain V, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:48, Reply)

Had Thai last night
Had a beef Masamon with coconut rice.

Tonight it could be kebab. Or it could be chips.

I think Kebab, because you can't get nice kebab in australia, but you can get nice chips.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:54, Reply)

al
Curry ftw. I'm having takeaway curry tonight because it's my birthday tomorrow and Tourette's is contemplating doing something special for it.

Coq au vin.




And a blow job
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:56, Reply)

It's not coq au vin
It's Dalek au vin.

But that raises the question of what curry to have?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 18:59, Reply)

A fair point
I don't know whether I fancy something saucy, creamy or dry tonight.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:03, Reply)

Yes, but what food do you want Davros

Arf! Arf! Arf!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:04, Reply)

I know...
You're like the fall guy to my straight man at times, al.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:06, Reply)

Mind you
Dry probably isn't a good idea.

Some of this would help
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:06, Reply)

You're Straight?

Really?

But Tourettes is a man right?

*runs and hides*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:08, Reply)

Oh come on
that was quite funny.

*air kisses at tourettes*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:09, Reply)

I'll just carry this thread myself then
That's okay. I don't mind.

It's not like I'm doing anything else, like wanking. 'cause I'm not if that's what you're thinking.

No sireee bob. No wanking here.

Not at all.

Not even a little stroke.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:11, Reply)

Sorry al
Momentarily disappeared for a bit :)

Are you all alone tonight then?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:15, Reply)

Yes
but like I said, that doesn't mean I'm wanking OK?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:17, Reply)

Really?
You do surprise me al.

Is your arm broken or something?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:20, Reply)

No
I had one this morning. And if Mrs al come back drunk she might fancy a shag, so I don't want to be all spent for that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:22, Reply)

Fair enough
You're a considerate chap and no mistake. You could have just cracked one off, but you're thinking of your lovely lady and her possible desire to have a drunken fumble later.

Good for you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:24, Reply)

I'm all heart me
Well, mostly heart, with a tiny cock below.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:27, Reply)

Ahhhh.
Don't do yourself down al. I heard it was at least a couple of inches...

Right, I'm off for a bit. Need to do some shopping.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:31, Reply)

GAAAAAAAH!
This morning, I got up. All seemed to go well. Had breakfast, checked to see if my washing had dried, wrote a few sentences for my latest QOTW entry, and finally got round to fixing the zip on my bag.

I had left just enough time to get to work on time, so I exited my flat and looked where my bike should be ... and ... emptiness. No bike to be seen. At first, I wondered if I had left it elsewhere, but then, I saw the lock. On closer inspection, it had been cut clean through. Some fucker's nicked my bike!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Left with no bike, I had no choice but to take the bus. At least I learned that if I can see the bus at the previous bus-stop, if I jog, I can make it to the next bus-stop on time, but the bus spent ages halfway along the route waiting for the replacement driver to turn up. Thankfully, nobody seemed to mind I was late for work.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:34, Reply)

Oh Spakka
that sucks.
No one should have to take buses.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 19:58, Reply)

.
I find that I can get to places quicker on bike than on bus. That just makes it worse.

I'm wondering if it's worth notifying the police, but I suspect stolen bikes are notoriously hard to track down.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:05, Reply)

Bummer Spakka
That really is a shit!

Mrs Bin, I take a bus or three every day, nowt wrong with busses!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:08, Reply)

It's a shame
But I don't know if the police would even care.

I guess you could report it so you can get a crime number and claim on your insurance.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:10, Reply)

Helllllo All
Sorry to hear about your bike Spakka :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)

Oh dear Spakk
That truly does suck monkey pole.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:19, Reply)

Greetings Herr Dok
Unfortunately, I never took out any insurance.

When I moved in, my landlady had a hook specially built that I could tie my bike to. She assured me it would be safe there.

The worse thing is that just 3 weeks ago, I took it into the bike shop to get my brakes and front-gear fixed. Thank god I didn't splash out on the full overhaul!

I've still got my sliced through lock. Is it worth using it for fingerprints/DNA?

EDIT: Greetings TGB and PB. Thanks for the sympathy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:20, Reply)

I know that when our car was broken into
they asked us to check round it for cigarette ends and drinks cans, just incase they could get finger prints.

You could call the local police station I guess.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)

Maybe Spakka
I just don't know!

Hi Badger, guess what I have in my bag for you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:28, Reply)

Aah here you all are!
How long does a HSH thread go on for?

Hello!
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:30, Reply)

it goes on FOREVER!!!
and I really hope it's not something mean Dok....

Cigarettes?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:32, Reply)

Hello t0ria
generally these things sometimes go on into the wee small hours.

Usually if I'm on they tend to get borked by around 11pm leaving me feeling slightly vulnerable.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Greetings t0ria
It's the same answer to the question "How long is a piece of string"?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Hello misterSM.
I get the bus and Mr t0ria cycles to work- his journey is 3 miles longer than mine and he usually gets there a lot quicker than me!

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but in my experience (which is quite extensive!) the police won't be that bothered about a stolen bike. You could have fingerprints, DNA, a photo of them taking it... unless you live in a nice low crime area. I don't!
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)

Yup we're just like the enegizer bunny here!
Badger, how could you think I'd have something mean for you! In fact it's quite feathery.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:36, Reply)

That's true
My boss had his bike nicked last year from a sleepy village. You'd think that the local fuzz would have been grateful for a crime of Heartbeat-esque proportions, but no.

It didn't even help that his dad is the retired chief cuntstable.

Sorry to hear about your misfortune Spak, btw. I reckon it was baldmonkey what done it. Or JMG.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:38, Reply)

@HDL
Is it a book of 'Badgerotica' you've written with your feathered pen?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)

Hi there DG
It could have been that bad SMG also!

EDIT Damn you Spakka, you've given the game away! :)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)

101
Beaten. :-(
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)

t0ria
The HSH threads tend to start at about 8:30ish when people get to work. That one dries up at about 5:30 and someone starts then evening one.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)

HSH threads
Sometimes when there's an insomniac around or someone living in a weird timezone, we get posts at odd hours of the night. In fact, I've noticed the occasional Ozzie post right at the end of a night-thread.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)

oooooooh
is it my scarf!?

YAY! *hugs dok*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Thanks everyone
Is it really bad that I'm sat on the sofa on here with a glass of wine while mr t0ria is upstairs decorating? I can hear him crashing about above my head :)
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:44, Reply)

And the winner is!
THE GRAMMAR BADGER!

Yup I got it today when I was out at lunch, so I'll hold it to ransom till the bash!

EDIT T0ria, nope, that's just the kind of thing I'd do, and I'm a bloke! But it would be a Mrs Lemminge in my case.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:45, Reply)

I WON!
Thanks Dok, dare I ask what the ransom will be?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:46, Reply)

I'll leave that to your imagination
Just remember I'm not Al, so it won't be that bad!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)

@TGB
What do we win if we correctly guess what the ransom will be.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:49, Reply)

You win
a blank envelope! oooooh and ahhhhhhh indeed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:51, Reply)

But
What is in the envelope?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:53, Reply)

Leamington Spa
air! The finest air in all the land
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:53, Reply)

I can honestly say
That that is a prize worth winning Spakka!

EDIT The ransom isn't a bit like that though!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Of to watch
Survivors.

Later!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)

me too!
catch you all in an hour!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Evening all...
Much happening?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:03, Reply)

evening people
anyone here?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Well yes
Some people have decided that the TV is better company than us and went away, but I'm still here!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:07, Reply)

outrageous!
I spend more time watching my fire than watching tv these days. much more interesting.

I came to the conclusion the other day that I pretty much can't bear to watch stuff that doesn't engage the brain, so I pretty much can't watch most things on these days...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:09, Reply)

I think
the last thing I watched on TV was Dexter, and that was ages ago!

I do watch a lot of films though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:12, Reply)

I watch quite a few films
and almost no TV at all. I'd rather read a book and listen to music.

My sister comes in from work at 5.30, and manages to find continuous soaps until about 10.00. I sometimes go and try and read my book in that room to be a bit more sociable, but I can feel my brain wasting away just being in the same room as Neighbours, even if I'm not watching it!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:15, Reply)

I watch quite a lot of films
that has tailed off somewhat recently however.

as I said, it's mostly comedy for me, in the form of Scrubs, How I met your mother, QI and Mock the week
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)

One reason I prefer computer games to TV
is that computer games are active whereas TV is passive.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:16, Reply)

I'm still not wanking
I just wanted to make that clear.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:18, Reply)

Spakka
that's a good point. and I couldn't agree more.

sadly my computer is lacking somewhat in its capabilities, and my PS2 hasn't been unpacked since I moved to this house over a year ago...

I never know what games to get anyway, except for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, and that's no fun anymore because I'm supernaturally good at it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:19, Reply)

I'm bored to death of my PS2
Think I'm gonna treat myself to an Xbox with the next pay cheque though (I have been saying that for 3 months now, then keep spending the money on other things)

So many good games out, new Prince of Persia as well!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:20, Reply)

We don't believe you Al
I tend to watch Sci-fi and Horror myself, with the odd bit of RL crime stuff.m but I've not watched anything in about two weeks!

Been reading too much!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:21, Reply)

Vipros
Get American Wasteland if you like Pro Skater... the single player storyline is hilarious, and you get to ride BMX and do parkour as well!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:22, Reply)

I noticed that the new Prince of Persia game is out soon
I loved the previous 3. Could never manage to beat the bastard at the end of the last 2 though...

annoying!

I wonder if the new one will work on my PC...

what have you been reading Dok?

I'm on my two-yearly reading of Lord of the Rings at the moment. Unfortunately I'm labouring in one of the dull bits so my attention has wandered slightly...

edit: I think American Wasteland was the last one I had for the PS2. Good fun, but just too easy!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Evening Again Chappies!
I feel slightly recovered from the lurgey, enough that I'm sat in bed with tea and fags.

Been working on some writing of a non-B3ta ilk, which I've caught up with, so here I am.

Who's for hugs?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:25, Reply)

I usually play games on my PC
I'm a fan of god-games, stratergy games, and puzzle games. Recent examples of my faves include Age of Wonders: Shadow Magic and OpenTTD

Haven't had a console since the PS1, but tomorrow, I'm treating myself to a PSP.

EDIT: Evenin' Beek
Yay! Hugs!
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Vipros
Been readinng a lot of the Ian M Banks stuff, just recently got into him and I like it, also I've done my yearly flu catching stint by reading The Stand, and reafirmed my hatred of clowns by reading It.

I've never finished Lord of the Rings, it's too long winded for me!

Yay Boss *hugs*
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Iain M Banks is my amony my very favourite authors
have you read his non-sci-fi stuff?

Lord of the Rings is superb for about a book and a half and then unfortunately the pace slows right down.

Right, I'm off for a bifter

have a good evening chaps
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:31, Reply)

Laters Vipros
Yeah, I've read The Wasp Factory and Whit of Iain Banks' non-sci fi stuff.

He's very good.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:33, Reply)

I tried
his non sci fi stuff but couldn't get into it.

I'll have to give it anotther try at some point!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:36, Reply)

I've read the Wasp Factory and The Bridge recently
Both really good books, as with all his stuff (apart from maybe Dead Air, although it's alright). Not as keen on the Iain M Banks stuff actually.

Vipros - it's the game I most want at the moment, definitely! Completed all three on the PS2 so have been waiting for this for a while...

I've never been much into PC gaming (well, not since the original Prince of Persia!) as I can't be arsed to have to keep buying new graphics cards to keep up, and games are some of the most buggy software you can find, especially with SecuROM & that sort of bullshit. Easier and less hassle to stick to consoles IMO
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Whores
www.b3ta.com/questions/hell/post328650
www.b3ta.com/questions/hell/post329827
www.b3ta.com/questions/hell/post330796

Enjoy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:43, Reply)

Hey Sam
I'm not much of a gamer at all; have a blast on the Wii on occasion but that's about it.

You were right about Shore Leave, it's a great track!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:44, Reply)

I can confirm that al is not sat at home wanking
Instead, he has been hard at work making me a special birthday card.

Bless him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:52, Reply)

I liked the Wii when I first tried it
but the novelty wore off after about 20 minutes.

Have been toying with the idea of getting one to see if there's any better games I haven't tried, but in general I prefer my gaming experience to be sat on the sofa with a joint in my mouth and an easily accessible beer, the prancing round of a Wii is a bit much like exercise for me.

Shore Leave has been going round my head for days now, even though I'm listening to the Mars Volta pretty loud at the moment I can still hear Tom Waits singing in my head, strange!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:54, Reply)

So DG
When's the special day?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:56, Reply)

@ Sam
I am quite partial to the Mars Volta. Having a bit of Dylan evening tonight.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 21:59, Reply)

I thought they'd be up your street
Make sure the only post-1970 album you go near is Blood on the Tracks. Think of the children!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:03, Reply)

Blood on the tracks is ace
I do tend to like indivudal tracks after that. Even some of his God-period stuff is decent.

Oooh, Shelter From the Storm! Brilliant!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Hey Dok
it's tomorrow. Still 2 years on the right side of 40...

Not that tomorrow will be particularly eventful, as I'm currently residing in the house of the living dead. Everyone is ill! Except me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:46, Reply)

DG
They will get you eventually... although at the moment I am trying to something *cough* *cough* to Adobe Photoshop CS3 and it just won't have it!! Damn the bloody thing...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:50, Reply)

I'm back from my London adventures
Hello!

I went to an exhibition about military medical history.
It was awesome!
Then I drank whiskey :D
( Cawl, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 22:51, Reply)

Good God Kaol
You've only gone and killed the thread. Honestly.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:06, Reply)

Yeah...
Thread killing isn't such a bad offence at 11pm though!
To be fair, if you look back over the evening threads, I kill most of 'em.
But I see it as "putting them down" rather than "threadkilling".
( Cawl, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:10, Reply)

Ah right
Quick nick to the jugular, all over in 10 seconds, right?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:20, Reply)

Hi Kaol! Mercy killing for their own good, is it?
That exhibition sounds like something I've never even considered being interested in but would find immensely interesting if I went.

I'm drinking whisky as well (not whiskey), cheers! *raises glass*

What are you trying to do to Photoshop piston_broke?
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:20, Reply)

Convince it that it is in fact, legal and legit
When it clearly isn't. Mind you, got it working now. Just a question of finding the right file.

Oh, and if people are fed up of constant Christmas songs, I recommend the following:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:22, Reply)

*punches photoshop*
*crack*?

Haha!

The exhibition was cool, I went with someone who's training to be a physio, so learned all kinds of interesting things from her too!

I've stopped drinking now, as I'm having bits drilled out of my jaw tomorrow, so don't wanna bleed more than is needed.
( Cawl, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:24, Reply)

Ah, right
'Thank you for activating this copy of Photoshop over the telephone'

Admittedly I've only got CS2 at home, has it got any more difficult since then? I've got CS4 in work (paid for, not by me) and much prefer it, not that I have any skills in using it...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:25, Reply)

I use CS2
Because I got it for free.
And I'd say I'm pretty "Photoshop-competent".

So... Yeah, CS2 has always done all the things that I need it to. But I'd upgrade given the chance.
( Cawl, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:38, Reply)

Evening all
I run cs2 on my pc, and cs3 on my mac. I do like cs2 though, does everything I need it to.

And from what I hear, cs4 isn't that much better than cs3, just has some unnecessary extra tools.

Are we all well here tonight?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:05, Reply)